Me in hindsight about that pretty good job that paid me in rocks: "Well, I took that for granite"

Sometimes I build a deck, wonder if it is any good, look at how recommendations for the commander I have in mind, and see I've actually been very spot on with my picks.

I'm ace, but I will say that not being able to do anything while I am recovering is *rough*

Hold on... I'm being handed a note...

I can still kick your ass

Do you think booba can blossom even on the battlefield?

Another day another first shower of the day

For my next trick, I will make it reappear

The reveal

Finally got that new toy everyone was talking about

My pussy is now two weeks old

Got some REALLY good photos in the shower this morning and gosh I am so happy with my body right now

We talk a lot about orchiectomy, but what about andchi? Nandchi? Or even xorchi?

I don't remember why I made this

"Can I get uh... what's that one meme with the fox?" Sir, it fucken wimdy

Smashing a Sidon pillow between my thighs so that I can lay on my side for a bit

MAN: Hello, police? It's a terrible thing, you see, my wife was killed last night, I was hoping you could send someone to investigate OFFICER: Certainly sir, the great detective Columbo is in town. Go and see him, he will solve the case MAN: Ah, I see, very good. Oh, officer, just one more thing,

Ladies, if all the numbers surrounding them indicate that there is a mine in their space, that is a red flag 🚩

She made this joke about this series of posts just as I pulled a Game Changer from a Strixhaven pack. Serendipitous.

"I can't believe you'd call me out on main like this," says woman whose name I did not mention on main

"So, you know how my camera works, right?" asks woman with four cameras

I know I am back in Seattle because it is raining. I love this city.

visible

glitch birb

I hit credits in Titanium Court and it is rattling around in my brain now.

Wishlist my pussy now early access starts in 10 weeks

I turn a year older this month. Won't say when. Maybe it already happened! Anyway, being in my mid thirties continues to be cool as fuck.

I just dress like videogame characters, apparently

You all are not ready for when I am back at full power

Okay, all freshened up. What do we think, internet?

The eye has it

Bought new clothes today and realized I bought Tifa's Advent Children outfit

New Funk E Mode

Okay, all freshened up. What do we think, internet?

The eye has it

I dunno, I think I looked pretty good for "Just woke up and had not even shaved"

How many people do you think when asked for reference photos from their surgeon sent them the MtG card Cultivate?

There are two kinds of Princess Mononoke fans. The ones who want a beautiful woman holding a blade to their throat and the ones who want to be holding the blade.

There are so many cars with furry and Seattle stickers at the lodging I am staying at here. Saluting my fellow peeps getting new bits 🫡🫡🫡

weeaboo (n.) - The state undertaken by Green Mario upon eating a Boo Mushroom

I miss Seattle

Question for others who have gone through this procedure: How long does it usually take for the little army of skeletal men to stop screaming?

Lady Maria, I'm a robin

naptime

oh my fucking god. i want Lion In Winter (1968) animated with these gay lions

Face Full of Rings

mleh

Being in a mosh pit again would fix me

If there's one thing I've learned about gamers it is that they like games that they don't like