Goodnight

I can't think straight. I'm too gay.

Caught these two about to drop a hot new tape

My partner called me a goose. I can't believe it would misgander me like this 😭😭😭

Your regular reminder I did a wave of Sonic CD set to Machine Girl's remix of Palmtree Panic youtu.be/eGQG8y_NJmo

Nap time

Your regular reminder I did a wave of Sonic CD set to Machine Girl's remix of Palmtree Panic youtu.be/eGQG8y_NJmo

falling

Okay, *THERE* we go

You did not escape samsara. Do not collect $200.

Shadow said trans rights

Clicker training my pup but it is the sound of my jaw popping as I dislocate it

Shadow said trans rights

PLEASE PICK UP AFTER YOUR PET

Help, this city is doing things to me

Fight

Help, this city is doing things to me

I'm back on my lens emulation bullshit

PLEASE PICK UP AFTER YOUR PET

I'm sorry to appropriate lesbian culture like this. Tomorrow I'll dress like a twink, I promise.

Do it for her (Kurt Cobain)

I have the best daughter in the world

Throwback to that time I slapped Mothman's juicy cheeks

biiiiiiirb

Wanna work on art but wrist hurt :c

This would work on me

got game boy cameras on my mind again recently www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIQQ...

recommendation: make friends with random birds it's good for you

The millenial experience growing up has been "insert object, flip it and try other direction, repeat until it works". Dollars in vending machines, USB cables, genitals...

It's a blojob, not a blohobby

Bird watching

Being ace and having a body that runs extremely warm is so funny because I am the opposite of everyone I know in that my sex drive *plummets* during the summer months.

So fucking pissed at the AAA game industry right now

I'm sad to say I was affected by the Bungie layoffs today too - while I was only a contractor, the capture work I did with them was some of the most consistent income I had. While I'm scrambling to figure out what's next, our GFM from earlier this year is still up: www.gofundme.com/f/help-zoe-a...

Daily Tipsit

Beach day with another cutie

@robinproblem.art it begins

Sex Ed is short for Sexual Edward

You can grind it you want to You can grind your friends' behind Cause your friends don't grind And if they don't grind Then they're no friends of mine

Incredible timing. I love this woman.

The competition is stiff and boy howdy am I gonna suck 'em

I'm amused that so many people have taken this literally rather than as a joke about how I can make people realize they're trans with only one hand in the kitchen. That being said, I can also do this literally too

I AM THE WOMAN CONNECTOR

Me seeing people talk about TADC: "Isn't that the weird system we used before BAB and AC?"

sorry

Yeah, I'm just like Howl. I can crack an egg one-handed beneath the counter.