pretty cool that there’s exactly two foods that have trucks shaped like that food just roaming around.

i’m coming out as pro-67. i think it’s cool that there’s a new funny number.

blood is the women of liquids

スケートボード女性

the fastest ive ever seen "male socialization" debunked was the time in a gender studies class three cis men argued if trans women had male privilege for like ten minutes while a trans girl sat patiently with her hand up the whole time

three years is crazy

i was raised in a shoes-on household so if i really want to be productive i put on a pair of inside-only Vans bc deep in my brain shoes off means bedtime.

me (front) & the four baddies i pulled by being affable.

i am not well, mentally speaking.

i have been informed that everyone feels this way all the time.

i have impostor syndrome but for my friends and lovers. these people are angels, rockstars, and olympians. i’m literally just some guy. when are they gonna notice?

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if you are a trans reader of mine and you struggle to explain to cis family and friends why you hurt so much lately I wrote this so you can send it to them. I feel like we know this pain intimately but I want everyone to understand it, because we are going to need help if it’s ever going to stop.

you certainly will not regret playing 80-90 minute of harsh noise before breakfast.

drip fed

girl named Minging Calypso

pixie normous

pov: trans girl soundcloud all uploads

Fidel Castro, April 1961

three mile island was a test to see if pennsylvania was ready to deal with my pussy. it wasn’t. that’s why i had to wait 49 years, for the technology to catch up.

i love violence and fighting. i love violence and fighting.

100 Gqux

google vs. yahoo in 2003. it was just. a. search. engine.

(woman who has not been having sex)

my body is a machine that turns ZERO SUGAR ULTRA BLUE HAWAIIAN MOSTER ENERGY 16oz into NO LONGER INTERESTED THE CHICKEN MAKHANI I ORIGINALLY LEFT THE HOUSE FOR

she’s a big liana glazer glazer

Oh, you’re lesbians? So which one of you is Pinky and which one is The Brain?

she/her, but I dress like pj ladd’s wonderful horrible life.

[lying on my resume] yeah i’ve written both sins _and_ tragedies

going stealth so i can stop hearing about anime for a while.

no low balls i know what i have

trying to explain that sometimes my desire to kicked & get kicked by a pretty girl isn’t sexual at all - it’s a form of childlike play. we’re giggling, tee-heeing. we’re playing in each other’s viscera like a turtle sandbox.

years later, logging onto Wattpad…

Subnautica 2 is bringing back guerilla marketing.

int. steam room: “you’re really beautiful, you know that?” “yeah. thank you.” 😶‍🌫️

i may not have a surgeon lined up but i do have several gallons of soup promised to me.

haemorroids

i’m asexual except for this

reject OZEMPIC embrace OLESTRA shit YOUR PANTS

Lesbians can't resist the cycling lady villains in old-timey anti-feminist cartoons.

i know a polycule whose main hobby is harebrained schemes. every time i visit there’s a dozen open amazon boxes and one of the girls says “oh, eris is getting into urban kelp farming. so we can make our own vyvanse after the revolution.”

Kriss Vector is a tgirl name

decided on the name vale

sad about missing WoF this year so here’s my best trick from the 2022 witch hunt

who’s up worrying too much about different things?? 😜

Porg M1

me when there’s a mirror

friend: do you wanna come to my wedding? me: really? am i being punk’d? friend: jesus christ you’re old.