*self-harm voice* wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle ahh

i’m sexy and i don’t know it

hey. Check out this squirrel

i am an ally to the autism community

groupon pussy

need a hug that adjusts my spine

neil old

taking this to my surgeon

i wish i’d hopped on the ai grift in time to get a warhammer gquux mecha pussy before The Great Wasting.

AI is about to revolutionize phrenology by making it 30% less accurate and 97500% more expensive than traditional calipers.

yeah i’m a dilf… damn i miss my girlf riends

i hit a wall. i lost the will to put on eyeliner, to dress cute, to make my voice playful and airy. it doesn’t feel genuine. in dire straits i put on the 2020 stitchfix blouse people say i look nice. i miss it, but not enough to change. it’s the trans version of when old people decide they’re old.

i love my my non-female girlfriend i love my male non-boyfriend

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

i miss having a blood guy

it is one of the most painful parts of my existence to know the best way to measure time spent with so many people i love is in days and not weeks, months, years...

kiss me, a giant space ship

i want a woman strong enough to throw me off a building to pick me up and throw me off a building. no negotiation or whatever just send it.

“sometimes 18+ / minors dni” is funny to me bc like. i’m 39, i do not think about teenagers at all.

i don’t know even when i know

femcel fictive instancing

infinite purgatory for those who make vertical videos that loop into a buried lede. let me explain…

what if my blood was running down from your mouth and onto my chest aha

wild that otherwise cool people openly admit to buying shit from amazon still

i would like to get misgendered less pls

ok… realistically, as a girl who misses 65% of her hrt shots, there is no fucking way i could keep up with dilation.

FAST SHARP VIOLENCE

woke up feeling like a Before photo. probably means i should work on becoming an After.

i kiss your wife, yes

The sketchy gas station pills that let you predict the future.

i hate this fucken computer dogg

10g buttons from a couple weeks ago~ Needles by @loveleighh.bsky.social Photos by @kaprosuchuscrow.bsky.social #bdsm #needleplay #bloodplay #kink

i think it’s fucked up that horses have to wear libertarians on their feet

i’m at the function, discreetly duck duck go’ing “ketamine half life”

thinking about 52-Blue, the girlypop leviathan:

ok yknow what he was right actually

“yes i know it’s bad at math but text should be ok” buddy if a computer can’t do math it needs to be put down idk what to tell you

do i want breast aug? i don’t know. well, if i had big naturals would i get them reduced? i also don’t know.

Hey, VoidStar. What?

i bet shedding your femininity feels good as hell if you’re someone for whom that doesn’t feel bad.

International Baccalaureate Shitting

oh, Big Overhead Light, don’t listen to the other girls. you have a hard job and you do it so well. you can’t please everyone. BOL: haha thanks babe… u look like shit btw.

wonder if bluesky will tag this as self-harm again…

this outfit fux hashtag baseball

pov u opened the selfie camera by mistake

body like a back road — not the curves, but the terrible maintenance.

[flirtatious asuka langley emoji]

i’m the chicken fingers of eating pussy bc autistic girls find me pleasantly underestimating and also i don’t exist in nature

right about now it’s time to rock with the biggity buck bumble