Gender is a performance and I'm in a B movie made by a director with some really weird niche kinks

Yes I have a condition it's called Saysomeshititis

I looked like this tonight

Everyone in this community theater company is hot. Help

Help I'm in the Seinfeld meme

Sorry I'm late, I was shaking my ass in front of the mirror after I got out the shower

Okay I can't be the only one who's noticed this. Why does he like yelling at the camera in the wind in front of of helicopters so much

Antiquing trip

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Very gay and wholesome few days ahead of me. I might lose my shitty retail job, but I have joy and love and good prospects. Butch date tn, seeing their community theater show tomorrow, and then seeing the beautiful doll again this weekend after 2 weeks of trying not to be crazy about eachother 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

I think I've finally hit a point of my life where I don't actually know ANY straight people. Like not even one. I do not hang out with and am not close to any. Majority of them are trans in some way. But zero heteros

incredibly difficult to focus this week, but i'm sure this is a personal failing and has nothing to do with the state of everything everywhere

So the final season of DS9 basically confirms that Jadzia Dax fucked like crazy on that station

You know what. I'm funny and have a great ass. I don't have time for this

I'm horsemaxxing (tall, gangly, weirdly fragile, eats an extreme amount of oats per day)

Okay this new superpower of being able to just manifest shit and then make it happen is incredibly dangerous for me to have. I might try to kill god, or invent time travel and become an oracle of delphi

Borzoi Barghest Comm from a minute ago.

My ancestors are calling to me to hunt the robot dog for sport

The way presidential elections aren't just for the candidate but ALSO the VP is kinda weird. Like "if this one dies this is who you get as the backup" is just part of the product

Keep your expectations low, and your standards high

Notice how they never cite a study or statistic that justifies AI use in the classroom. Why? Bc there is basically no evidence that AI improves student learning outcomes (and they know it). Politicians are putting corporate profit ahead of student needs—a corporate-backed science experiment on kids

A couple years ago I swear I saw an interview clip of mads mikkelsen saying "if you want to follow me you can follow me, but if you get in my way I will kill you" Is this real, does anyone know what I'm talking about or did I hallucinate this

there's a cadre of white dudes on this site who spend literally all their time posting like shit and getting into fights and then complain about the unique toxicity here. I guess if that was my entire experience I would probably not enjoy it very much either, which is why I don't do that

The depiglio song is playing at work. This is an omen

One of my bullies in middle school said "you are going to grow up to be a gay porn star" and he really wasn't that far off the mark

I'm becoming that bitch that goes out for coffee like this

My sideshaves are going gray so fast 😭😭😭😭

I missed being happy and enjoying life and kissing hot people and cute dates and phone calls and not wanting to die when I felt good about something

Have you ever noticed how every retail manager is divorced

Keep your expectations low, and your standards high

Okay but for real. This should be an actual thing

Today is Trans Day Of Deception

hi everyone, i could really use some help sharing this as much as possible 🙏 the woman I'm living with and I are no longer dating and I'm searching for roommates as well as work still. Our lease ends later this April in less than 1 month :( gofund.me/f50511e32

Tdov

At least a good 70% of making it in this world is being funny and having a great ass

happy TDOV buy my album

Cute date idea: show eachother your Grindr inboxes

My dogshit little retail job has a group chat that is just like. Memes, complaining about customers, and "yay we hit goal" and now I'm being shamed in it because an "important" meeting was called in it and I was never told directly about it Is this like. Normal at jobs now

Hey so I actually haven't gotten anything. Money wise this month was terrible. I really need to hit $700 by the 10th the absolute latest to be ok

God damn I looked good yesterday, no wonder I had that doll absolutely smitten 🥰

Had a dream that an assassin was coming to kill me. I still had to go to work. I told my boss and they were like "ok, fine, you can only leave if the assassin comes, but if you don't clock out proper I will have to write you up" I think my system is telling me to get a new job

Also god damn, I love beautiful women so much. And this one in particular wants to see me again and I'm totally fine with that 😵‍💫

The Blood Pope is a title that goes hard. There should be a Blood Pope

I should enlist in twinks vs dolls, I bet I'd clean house

They should put twinks vs dolls on DraftKings

Finally figured out a place for my harvest wolf tapestry, oh how I missed her 💚

I still can't believe this is me. I can't wait to see the rest of this shoot. This was so much fun. I can't wait to be in front of a real camera again. 💚