the thing about the guide characters in 3D Zelda is that the games introduced the problem, sure, but they also solved it, and their solution was "make the guide character a goblin girl with a huge ass who sits on you and berates you constantly while you literally get turned into a dog"

Fuck it they're in the look today

They fucking transed quarks gender why didn't anyone warn me

Should I steal valor from the blind again

I tried to apply for a job at Sephora a few months ago, never heard back, and now their stupid system sends me an email every few weeks titled "We Found A Match!" and it's for jobs in stores 100+miles away. Astonishly stupid how does this even happen

Totally unrelated, but I'm looking for skirts(midi and maxi) with belt loops. I know about hellbunny already. Anyone have good recs? I need a couple new pieces

I've learned a lot about grief the last few years. Its fascinating how once you have to confront how it consumes you, it starts to show up everywhere. It gets easier. It stops being something that eats at you for years. And yet, you experience it more often when you make space for small things.

I fucking hate Kai Winn. She talks like a little girl pretending to be an old lady that is pretending to to be a wise prophet. Dogshit character

Date with myself has been a big success. The hot butch has been on their own date sending me cute selfies. The others I'm seeing are also doing an opt out thing today. Everyone is happy, nobody is haunted by anything. All 'round satisfying day I'd say 🥰

First try v3/4 cave income after not climbing for a year and a half! Gonna be real I recorded expecting to eat shit so I could project this. On that second to last step I realized hot dykes in my phone might see it and pulled through miraculously with no injury

Roses are red, These times are quite trying

I should learn how to make mallomars because that would be incredibly adorable of me. Vegan and non-vegan

Said it before and will say it again. Gavin Newsom looks like a lich who's phylacteries are data centers

WIP. Inspired by old motherboards.

As bleak as this one is, I love how WA managed to still pull through with pegging once again. WA is always pegging on all of these maps

How did people work customer service shifts on their own before posting was invented

Kitchen sink polyamory

Old meme format but this is hot 🙏 #jjba #diamondisunbreakable

Maybe I'll come off bitter for this but I never cared too much for vday because it's a capitalism holiday and I dont need a fixed day for expressing love; but people who place a ton of value in this day have made it absolutely miserable for me 😭 not sure there's anything for me to reclaim

Good morning. Could really use a boost here. I had to do some shopping yesterday and I'm down $100. All the little things getting the place set up are really adding up and SNAP has been really hard to get back on.

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

Eat or be eaten- happy Valentine’s Day 👀

Hey, I need a little help with groceries as I continue to get my new place stocked up. I really don't have a lot of money to move around right now considering some things that I'm dealing with. Every little bit helps. ✨💚✨

fawn bunny 💘

Making a veggie roast with carrots, microdosing this whole bunny thing

I made another account that is going to be a bit smuttier, if we are mutuals and you are interested hmu

Hey, I need a little help with groceries as I continue to get my new place stocked up. I really don't have a lot of money to move around right now considering some things that I'm dealing with. Every little bit helps. ✨💚✨

Glizzys only come in packs of 5. Buns come in packs of 8. It is mathematically impossible for the average human to reasonably purchase an equal amount of buns and dogs. I should be allowed to murder the grocery store security robot about it

I just found the sluttiest romper in my storage

Maybe it's time to make a second account. I'm really trying to take ownership/rediscover sex and attraction in a way that feels safe after 2 years of coercion and being shamed into topping. I wanna flaunt, maybe sell some sets, but don't want it too close to my public image for safety reasons

Good morning

I really need to keep at going to the gym regularly. I always feel better when I do. But this involves actually getting up and going

I need a reason to wear this again

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Literally this, and I am happy to see someone else say this

I really want to work on my TTRPG again. I have so many amazing ideas for this system. I have done so much worldbuilding. But I really need like. Some enthusiastic friends to continue building this thing FOR.

I think the bunny rebrand may be imminent. But I like being a scawy direwolf so much

the girl in your bathroom

bloody knight

I'm catching up on the Sixteenth Minute episodes I missed and realized this podcast had the structure of a DS9 series. Every episode is a standalone plot, but an overarching narrative develops in the background a reaches a boiling point at the end. Hawk Tuah girl is Jamie's Dominion War

Showing up at a ren faire in starfleet attire and LARPing a transporter accident

I'd like to stop rotting but I'm stuck waiting for an answer on something important and I just want this whole saga to be over so I can rest easy

every now and then i remember, dimly, that my first grade teacher tried to force me to stop being left handed. my mom and i used to get school supplies at a left-handed store. everyone i knew seemed to comment on me being left-handed. that all stopped when I was 10-11, no one seems to care now

Enrichment in my enclosure(ds9 up in the loft)

I bet turning into a liquid feels so good

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What's happening with discord right now?