genre fiction is so cool

it’s cool how the amtrak station is the most confusing place in the world

chain swap with the bykes

im sort of obsessed with someone

i keep leaving unfinished stories in my ig drafts

2 favorite genres: — boarding school for delinquent boys — truculent progeny convene to adjudicate the will

i dont like how this guy is eating an omelet

here is the state of the sunflower

i’ve been searching for this switch my whole life

tonight the mexican millennium begins. #ItsNotComingHome

watching some straight bullshit

the copper nuts holding my toilet tank in place were so corroded i couldn’t get them undone, but fortunately i’m an idiot who owns a dremel

ordering grapefruit juice on the date to signal i have a stable mind

as awful as it is for more than 5 minutes, that first 5 minutes of stepping out from a cool 70 deg ac building into the 90 degree pve zone feels so good

i’m so fucked

I'm going to level with you....several weapons forged against me have prospered

why do bash “dead-beat” cis girlfriends for being transmisogynist to their newly out partner but we never question if the baby trans has bad vibes? or just unpleasant to be around

bus ac broken in 90 deg weather making every little stupid stop at each numbered house

why do bash “dead-beat” cis girlfriends for being transmisogynist to their newly out partner but we never question if the baby trans has bad vibes? or just unpleasant to be around

i had a nice date, that is all

always thinking about this facebook marketplace post every summer

the buses in chicago have so many stops that ur constantly waiting to the last second to pull the cord or else they’ll stop at the corner of some bullshit

added “dl appt” to my calendar a week ago bc i have to go the dmv and just got a reminder for it and got very confused and scared

hey sorry real quick what was that second one

OHH TADC is that clown cartoon thing with the repper rabbit. WOW. living online and seeing acronyms all the time is so difficult. i was like... The ADventure... Cone

i do lie a lot during the workdays and make stuff up about the plants

things have been going kind of bad in arsenys world so i am kind of grateful that my roommates cat is so whiny and needy that i cant sulk effectively

i wish no harm on america's dogs. my enemy is the american dog owner.

threading the very delicate needle of buying a new motorcycle helmet that doesnt make me look like a monster energy drink or a gundam pilot

trans men you have been gatekeeping metoidioplasty from us. a clit that pees? that's basically exactly what i want.

getting my quarterly tarot reading (my bloodwork)

i have a pitch for an amazing product whose purpose is uncertain but it’s a garden hose attachment for your dick that lets you twist the nozzle for mist, cone, and stream settings

i had to cancel my birthday where i just had my friends come to the park and do an off-the-books volunteer nature workday w me bc there were too many cops by the park for puerto rico fest. i’m thinking i might instead just invite ppl to an autozone parking lot to hang out while im fixing my bike

underdiscussed aspect of living in chicago is how many people you meet that you later learn are part of a puppet troupe

good time of year in chicago if you enjoy large sticks and branches

kate bush voice this woman's birth

it is this woman’s birthday today

still there

“they’re bad”

im not paying attention to any of that, i have a date with a bad woman

reconnecting with your little brother who is a 19 year old boy you havent seen in 5 years is so funny. hello, uh, my man. dap me up big dog. im a woman.

i’m sorry to the people of chicago, this weather is happening bc of my personal narrative and themes in my life

90 and humid is an awesome type of weather that in chicago we call “killing you week”

type of slur you’d find in a sci fi novel you’re embarrassed to admit you’ve read

roommate is listening to me be a huge bitch and telling me this is a good side of me and i should do it more

anyway i am going through like 3 breakups at once and going to die, but this is not about that.

it is very difficult to maintain a relationship with someone with insecurity over their art or hobbies, it forces you to provide validation that can never satisfy that insecurity, and in causes them to resent you for what they perceive as lying, or for thinking what they make is any good