I wrapped a pizza box in packaging tape ln bc the woman at the pizza place by me chatted w me about how she wishes there was a bottle return for pizza boxes so ppl could reuse them, and ill seize any opportunity to do smth stupid esp if it nets me the good graces of a food service worker

ive slowly bgun shifting my texting into a sort of puzzle my friends need2 decipher where i rly boldly abbreviate and initialize things nd u just have 2 fio

wow

they were publishing force femme of bukharin in pravda

art about how being online was fucked up and like having 9/11 every day is frankly generally pretty average to bad. like ok. you chatted and looked at pictures.

developers on bluesky will really be like "you believe in having a website without nazis? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy of building a working protocol" and then not build a working protocol

a little cafe with a chess set in it hates to see us coming

not a good reaction to a poem reading when you hear it and think “I should get a job”

fun date idea for some of you chicago girls 👇

reminder both that there is a volunteer nature workday here at humboldt park that I am running tomorrow and also that if you would like to play tennis weekdays in the park then hmu

(reassuring you i can definitely speak on this subject) transgender are the uyghur of the world

phone should randomly move ur apps arounnd when you open it

im manic and need to text 1000 messages

mood check

im going to go jerk off does anyone need ne thing

"bluesky added moderation tools in order to ban a trans woman on matt yglesias' behalf" is kind of a chefs kiss founding myth for this website

idr step outside of my bluesky bubble much so never really understand what ppl mean when they talk about the awful vibe here but every once in awhile i do see how This Site Talks and immediately want to leave

the r/somnigastronomy subreddit is currently obsessed with a soup called "hardware store soup" which consists of a can of campbells condensed vegetable soup, coconut milk, and a spoonful of garam masala

why do we keep doing comedy roasts

what exactly does the gas company expect me to do when they say to be sure "the meter is accessible" when they come to service it. dog its not my house.

also it is honestly a welcome reprieve to get california-based clues as opposed to having to know some new york baseball player's pitching record or w/e

the latimes crossword has been a great alternative to the nyt one and has completely resolved any tension in my wanting a daily high quality crossword

two tech guys found each other on this van galder bus and are discussing their workflows behind me :(

sometimes i see new baby couples come into the cafe and order their 1 year old a steamer. what is the deal with that. you dont need to be getting your baby cafe drinks.

there’s this thing in humboldt park, it caught on fire from the inside and the park cut it down, and somehow is still alive

is there any purpose to cooking anything in a rice cooker other than rice (or other grains) besides the novelty of making a curry in your rice cooker

why do we have two zack snyders isnt one enough

annoying dog barking incessantly from the bar patio by my apt, thinking again of this cherished tweet

work inspection

:)

i keep seeing ppl talk about how incredible it is that two people broke the 2 hr for the marathon and it must be terrible for the 2nd place guy but doesn't it make sense that you'd shatter a record if there was also a guy 14 seconds behind you also shattering the record

yes im finally tossing out my tree yes i have had a rough winter yes it is may in 4 days

many terrible things about america but the amount of times you end up eating pizza in this country is uniquely awful

jia tolentino and hasan piker in the new york times? with a response in the atlantic by thomas chatterton williams? lets all kill ourselves.

having a sort of odd experience where ive run into my sisters ex who has moved to chicago and is clearly undergoing some sort of creative/gender renewal

3 coffees great way to start the day if you want to be mad and also think you have the flu

we were really listening to spoon for awhile there

tbqh i liked tomodachi life better when it was called miitomo and it was completely fucking busted and on your phone. im still mad they took it down. that was the best social media has ever been.

people have been making king's hand in tomodachi life

lithium in the water supply _now_!

i hate to say this but chicago is not a very hopeful city. ig this is true of america generally. what is good here is vanishing, it is expensive, too expensive for what it delivers. ive loved it here, it saved my life, but it is hard to be optimistic. and im not sure how long my life can last here.

just kill me honestly atp

ive been getting into texting zoomers back with "ok." and things of that nature

dyt being castrated improves my chances of getting a place in ukrainian village as a russian

nerdy trans woman with a twunky straggot bf in a wife respecter just walked into this cafe. she just looked up "latte art" on wikipedia and is reading it out loud. he's going "that's so interesting babe." I love them?

italian man staring directly at me at this cafe i turn my head and he sees me look at him and he winks they really are like that huh