untalented fans are a crucial source of biographies of interesting subjects, i just wish that didnt mean so many biographies are written with his voice

Happy anniversary

variety.com/2025/film/ne... lmao hell yes honestly

chief keef

a game of “draw gumby” at the bar ln

server called me "brave" for ordering the soup without asking what it was, and i idiotically responded "i like soup"

i dont even work at the bar my girlfriend bartends i just help her out during her busier shift, and sometimes i forget that, bc yesterday a guy paid with crumpled up dollar bills and i said “what the fuck is this” and threw them back to straighten out

double glizzies at the home depot after the workday

coolest guy every alert

my landlord when she comes over (i have no heat): i fell and my hand is broken 2 months ago, nobody help me, my guy who helps me got shot 2 years ago, he is dead, his daughter is in a coma, my children do not cook

canadian drag race i need you to let her speak acadian the whole time

it’s afrikaner for “the ant word”

sometimes i pull up die antwoord and let the youtube algorithm take the wheel, i call this “bad listening”

does ne one want any quercus

idr understand the argument here, r there corn subsidies for games? what is artificially driving down the price. games appear to b some of the most driven-by-consumer-preference products in existence. games should not cost $100 for inflation, they should cost $1000 dollars, for public health

thank you to our beautiful gay volunteers at our last workday of the season

TOMORROW is the LAST humboldt park volunteer workday of the SEASON. if you are a chicago resident near humboldt park who loves plants or bugs or hanging out B THERE

this art history book abt italian 15th c painting is lamenting that it cannot find good sources of public response at the time bc generally speaking anyone who would write their feelings about art is an untrustworthy eccentric

madison’s Reference Conifer Garden, a forest of non-identical conifers

guy at a bar a few nights ago started talking to me, told me he was from alabama, i didn't even say anything but he went "don't worry i know what you're thinking, i didn't vote for him, i literally can't, i'm a felon"

my favorite turing police tweet was the one that went something like “cadmium is growing, is your portfolio ready?” with a picture of rolling hills. i have desperately searched for it and never found it.

im thinking of starting a new community event called “tgirl laundry night” where we go to a laundromat

First as tragedy, second as farce, however… a sixth time….

the wooly worm

ty for well wishes to be absolutely clear i do not care or am affected by anything relating to king’s hand. it was a funny post im still quite fond of. it’s just not every day you get to yell at a youtuber.

landlord turned off my power to “see if that would do anything” lol

came off too strong here sorry it was a difficult time for me (waking up), im willing to come to the table and negotiate over they/them pronouns

fuck my stupid life

rhett and link from the tv show good mythical morning you have 24 hrs to give me 1000 dollars for misgendering me 9000 times in the span of 2 minutes or i will detonate my explosives

asked the guy working at the used sporting goods store where to get a racket restrung and he chose to volunteer that he wears womens shoes (they look nicer) and the place nearby that restrings rackets was weird to him abt that, so I should avoid them. message received sir

chicagos funniest toilet, the exhibitionist glass block bathroom

fsr one day in college i lost my mind and decided to use my russian accent in a russian lit course bc i thought it would give me an easier A if they thought i was a foreign student, and for the rest of the year i had to randomly turn into my mother if i ran into a classmate

I think my favorite part of reading john berger is how often he “addresses the haters”

locked in honorable combat with my bestie rn (we text each other pictures of our sunday mornings)

there’s kind of a funny valence to the usual “he was a good kid” genre of white violence journalism where every picture they show is of a smiling happy child holding increasingly large firearms

I mean

my parents left russia after the collapse to avoid raising their child in the russian 90s. so this all feels a bit like trying to cheat the reaper only to meet a more ironic fate.

it’s waiting for the bus

actually screamed with laughter at this sound cue

if you are looking for a fun activity this weekend you should consider going to humboldt park and picking some hawthorn berries to make jelly with as they are all turning ripe right now

the rat trophy in the back of stellas

there’s been a mouse in my apt the last few days that i see scurrying around my stove occasionally. today i finally discovered where he lives: by the burners inside my stove.

the people of madison wi deserve access to surface to air missiles