i hate to use this word but dc truly is beset with chungus food options

girls in chicago are forming the league of extraordinary crashouts

I have entered into a duel with sasaki kojiro. he draws his sword, fine and sharp. i draw mine: dulled “What is the meaning of this” he demands of me in anger but I have just watched 2000 hours of food youtuber content. “sasaki, any fool knows. a dull blade is the most dangerous”

if tennis players are going to keep signing the camera after every match can they hire a poet or something to help them

i hate when a failing coffee place closes. failing coffee place is my favorite kind. just you and the gay barista who is making one coffee an hour in an empty room.

Marking my 5th trans anniversary by making my Madison journalism debut in an op-ed about sports bans and the cowardice that brought us here tonemadison.com/articles/usr...

it is very difficult to calibrate the amount of pride to show for making king’s hand, its somewhere btwn 0 and “a little bit”, but i can’t lie i feel a little swell of vanity when i see other dream foods all compared against it

Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now

ive been making felt shoes for friends for the holidays/winter (:

pic from last fall, a photographer was taking photos of gays w bikes

cleaning out my fridge and found eggnog i made in july of last year. didnt smell bad, tried some. pretty good

when i start living a life where I actually soak and cook dry beans ahead of time, thats how i will know ive gotten my life together

bullshitting a soup

my fetid tree of dried fruits

playing a euro game after 4 years of abstinence feels like smoking a cigarette

“…Perugino, WHO WE ALL AGREE IS TRASH,”

you can read any book you like even if you dont know the words it doesnt matter

we were so close to dustbinning star wars forever and then they went and made mike duncan star wars the podcast: the tv show and we became condemned for an eternity

we had warm weather two days ago so i finally got a chance to fix my bike after a small accident

when i was little i would go to the old orthodox church w my grandma in russia, i had already spent a lot of time in the us by that point so she was so impressed i knew when to cross myself (i just did it when she would). my cousin was with us one day and she showed up in pants and

one sided beef with nabokov scholars

less than a year on estrogen i met a 40 year old trans woman with a split tongue and every piercing imaginable with plans to move to a commune who treated me very poorly and made me feel bad for everything. god i miss her

🫵 you need to be maxeev maxxing, you need to be acquiring beautiful tall glasses, you have one life

I didn’t know they were still moving like that

please look at this web page ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...

i would die for him

untalented fans are a crucial source of biographies of interesting subjects, i just wish that didnt mean so many biographies are written with his voice

Happy anniversary

variety.com/2025/film/ne... lmao hell yes honestly

chief keef

a game of “draw gumby” at the bar ln

server called me "brave" for ordering the soup without asking what it was, and i idiotically responded "i like soup"

i dont even work at the bar my girlfriend bartends i just help her out during her busier shift, and sometimes i forget that, bc yesterday a guy paid with crumpled up dollar bills and i said “what the fuck is this” and threw them back to straighten out

double glizzies at the home depot after the workday

my landlord when she comes over (i have no heat): i fell and my hand is broken 2 months ago, nobody help me, my guy who helps me got shot 2 years ago, he is dead, his daughter is in a coma, my children do not cook

canadian drag race i need you to let her speak acadian the whole time

it’s afrikaner for “the ant word”

sometimes i pull up die antwoord and let the youtube algorithm take the wheel, i call this “bad listening”

does ne one want any quercus

idr understand the argument here, r there corn subsidies for games? what is artificially driving down the price. games appear to b some of the most driven-by-consumer-preference products in existence. games should not cost $100 for inflation, they should cost $1000 dollars, for public health

thank you to our beautiful gay volunteers at our last workday of the season

TOMORROW is the LAST humboldt park volunteer workday of the SEASON. if you are a chicago resident near humboldt park who loves plants or bugs or hanging out B THERE

this art history book abt italian 15th c painting is lamenting that it cannot find good sources of public response at the time bc generally speaking anyone who would write their feelings about art is an untrustworthy eccentric

madison’s Reference Conifer Garden, a forest of non-identical conifers

guy at a bar a few nights ago started talking to me, told me he was from alabama, i didn't even say anything but he went "don't worry i know what you're thinking, i didn't vote for him, i literally can't, i'm a felon"

my favorite turing police tweet was the one that went something like “cadmium is growing, is your portfolio ready?” with a picture of rolling hills. i have desperately searched for it and never found it.

im thinking of starting a new community event called “tgirl laundry night” where we go to a laundromat