does anyone even like me

2 beer 2 joints got me thinkjng about the purdie shuffle

ok then transition bitch! and give me gregg's contact info

feeling boy* crazy as of late *men more than a decade my senior

it would be cause hes a cop and loves the rules

at the neil young show in sept there were a lot of old men in the (GA) crowd bitching at me and my guys weaving through towards the front, one guy was like dont fucking touch me i'll hit you and then this random guy appeared and was like HEY GUYS IM GROOVY CHRIS YOUVE PROBABLY SEEN ME ON YOUTUBE

(crawling out of a smoking crater covered in bruises and Wounds) somehow......jerry lewis has returned

First live Sound Effects set happening at Dissolution Fest on April 18 at KW Studios

nevertheless i remain a poster

i hit the juckport 1 trillion

oh my god

farted and got scared

sick of seeing cis guys heralded for micro penis stop taking trans guys jobs away

canada is so awesome home of the dumbest most spineless racists no one handwaves uselessly quite like us

moon looks so fucking stupid here

i got on cinema vip tickets for seattle next weekend because i'm a sick freak, just paid rent, bank account is screaming to be euthanized. worried i might say something out of pocket to gregg that gets me detained and cavity searched at the border

learning

Guitar Wolf materializing to tell Ace he is a traitor Love and that they are no longer rock and roll blood brothers if he doesn't suck that girl's dick is a homily for us all to contemplate.

trans day of forklift certification

crazy quebecois band angina de penis!!

too many young people these days would rather play resident evil rather than become pregnant seagull

feel free to use this if you Agree

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

gregg turkington is like princess diana to me

keep seeing toronto maple leafs merch and thinking its the israeli flag 💔

i got laid by a sexy 35 year old when i was 25

angel by shaggy feat. michael

another wonderfully evil oscar special

haircut doesn't look good

hey it's johnny penis

angel's gregg

Excerpt from a new one - "The Future of Confectioneries"

first thing i see at the beginning of the work week some student moved the couch and either revealed the pork rinds or dropped them on the floor and didnt clean them up or move the couch back #porkrind2026

no one asked but i dont like seeing that blond trans guy who looks like he does eugenics and has no body hair

Today is Bandcamp Friday, please enjoy my music. There's another Sounf Effects release on the way too: trashtronix.bandcamp.com/album/no-son...

epic dimple

not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline

ken sim, wokely: ice arent welcome at the world cup :) ken sim 2 minutes later:

my dad's brothers' band (on the far left and with the snare) "the absolute illness" in 1967

wow the guy that wrote young stalin is a fucking pedo what's next the guy who wrote the gulag archipelago was an antisemite fascist???

al got so excited to watch planet of the apes last night and there was a moment when maybe we weren't going to watch planet of the apes because it was late and the light faded from his eyes momentarily. he loves to see the apes 🙂

total penile eclipse happening tonight

Dolph Rundgren and Todd Lundgren

grid 9

this is an easy game since USA does violent crimes all over the world and DPRK does not