Lot of talk about who "deserves" to be in the Criterion Closet but not a lot of worry if you're in Christ's good graces; which He keeps on a shelf in His closet.

Glenn Danzig

Y'all ever been scolded by a California Quail? Pretty great. Try it out sometime.

You can have your own 1:1 scale Garfield in your home.

Forgot how much I like Three Dog Night.

Celebrating all Americans today. All of them. Guatemalans, the people on the ice planet Yukon. All of them.

Goes down smooth like a Colt 45.

I hope the last thought to pass through JK Rowling's head as she leaves this world is the knowledge that she named her superyacht SAMSARA.

eggs box.

Overpowered is the name brand of Wal-Mart's pre-built gaming desktops and laptops.

This country could once have been the sort of place you could get curry served in a garlic naan bread bowl. How far we've fallen.

You wanna see a bunny in a cage? Moneyplane.

Black History Month Art Challenge Day 11: PaRappa Rappa - PaRappa the Rapper #art #bhm #parappatherapper #parapparappa

If you had told me as a child that I'd one day be able to monitor the levels on the International Space Station's piss tank I would not have believed you. Thank you, Woody. It does get better.

Kim Petras; especially UNHOLY, is reverse sissy hypno. Please be careful.

I was a Quebecois coyote to escort my cabaret bunny girlfriend last night. Here is a Polaroid of that. 📸: @snapnon.com

Honmoon. Honmoon, Peg.

I have never been so disappointed to hear about King Kong.

a trans woman i know is being deported back to the USA due to the Home Office messing up paperwork. her wife is desperately trying to raise the funds to prevent this. they have 48 hours before she’s put on a plane and might never be able to return. please, help if you can. they’re both terrified.

There was a flock of drones above Hollywood just now. We saw it from the 101. It spelled out "TO STOP A MONSTER YOU NEED A MONSTER" Then it dispersed and seemed to form into a large capital M. Anyway.

Wesley R. Dingus, you've gone too far.

Is Gavin Newsom really texting people to read his dumb book?

I wish every person who got mad at me in 2017 and told me Trump won't go after citizens a very Give Me Twenty Dollars.

A 737 Max B is already real heavy before you factor in "...a bedroom with a queen bed, showers, a kitchen, four large flat-screen TVs and even a bar...".

you know, we've gone through a lot of "garfield as cosmic entity" stuff but I really liked this! Loved the overall tone.

original panel had a speech bubble, have fun!

Beans and rice. Arroz y frijoles. Arroz by any other name would smell as sweet. A free hole by any other name...

Dare to be Stupid

Cact me? Cact US!

Good chance the scratch you get to sniff was patchouli.

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

Rereading a Trace Beaulieu comic from the 90s, and Here Come the BIG People was definitely an ABDL book.

envisioning “Cajun Beavis”

I want a girl with a short skirt and a

have u tried the game i made? shouldn't take more than 20 minutes to make your own transforming hero oc!!! :3

The rain has dipped back to an occasional mist. The crows are out and touring the area. The mourning doves are coming out.

"I like to dress this way. "I like to lean in doorways and smoke godawful French cigarettes." I think of Books of Magic when it rains sometimes. Being in the rain feels girly sometimes.

I think it's that streets outside the Valley are flooding so now people give a shit that Los Angeles is flooding.

I keep forgetting I have new glasses and don't have to take them off to read.

Not me. I'd be dead from champagne flavored cocaines in seventy-two hours. So there.

Barack Obama is like me a GenXer. You can make that strike breaker cry and go home if you call him a "sellout" often enough.

In 2002 the Museum of People's Culture in Toluca had an exhibit on Lucha Libre. I had the gallery to myself. It was set apart from other buildings on campus and there was nothing stopping me from taking El Santo's cape and mask which were not under glass. I touched his cape and walked away.

oh great my car is leaking some kind of fluid

Breaking 🚨"Pokémon Puce/Pokémon Russet to take place in the West Coast US themed 'Calisota' and feature a coyote, quail and fence lizard as starters."

When Siri was new people loved to show off this cute trick where they asked it how to dispose of a body.

You all owe it to yourselves to both a) read the original short story and b) see the Outer Limits adaptation.

The Middleman is a Television program where people repeat long, complicated phrases at each other (complimentary).