"Pizza Rat" was a video project created by a performance artist known as Zardulu. Anytime I try to explain this I sound crazy.

I did not know The Pricemaster had passed. Shout out to The Pricemaster.

"Sarah Connor?"

October Comes to Puppetland, day 13! Captain Carl! #PlayhouseTober #Drawtober

Odo solo show? No! Odo no mo', so Odo solo show FOMO :(

My girlfriend was very patient with me as I loudly asked which one was Detective Pikàchu, and which one was Lupin.

My name, well my name is Larry. And my two brothers; you won't believe it, share a first name.

It’s a terrible feeling to have genocide take away even your education. 😔 Ruba, my neighbor in the camp, is a pharmacy student who had to stop studying after her sick father passed away. She needs $500 for the missed semester and $500 for the next one. Please chip in lets give a girl some hope.

A woman with a penis but no balls... Hmm. What will you cook up in your lab next, Q?

This thread. And why what we charge for shirts (less than Target btw) is a *steal* we get our Bella canvas blanks from a wholesaler but we design, screen print, & fulfill in house. We're a very small number of queers doing it on top of donating. Not sure what more we can do to convince people to buy

I think suggesting I apply to a legal receptionist job at an AI-based employment law firm is the most insulting thing Indeed has done to me.

If you love trans people, if you love sex workers, if you think we deserve to have families... please donate. The amount of money my friend needs to raise for court costs is shocking. Please donate.

A thing I'm constantly baffled by is folks who still mask indoors, but wear it below their nose or on their chin. Why are you even wearing it? What are we doing here?

Ninotchka's Stupid Hat would have been a great display name on 1939 Twitter

This was a few years ago, but I often think of my grandfather going around town performing feats of strength until the day he died.

I remain seated during God Bless America because I do not stand for showtunes that aren't Nickel Under Your Foot.

What they said to Mario Batali after he put his damn feet on the cutting board.

I get to have some. 😌

the establishment fears this

Some of you on here.

October Comes to Puppetland, day 11! The fish from Pee-Wee's fish tank! #PlayhouseTober #Drawtober

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

"He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Ricky, who did not lose that number..." youtu.be/TN7UwOGZWAI?...

Roseanne Connor would tear Roseanne Barr a new asshole.

Playing Sophie's It's Okey to Cry under the video honoring Sylvia Rivera. Mamdani's team knows what they're doing.

I'm a big dumb idiot, too. Where's MY cushy government sinecure?

I just get so excited about paper marketing. Thank you, Arnold's Copy & Printing of Ventura Blvd!!

Just flown in from Riyadh, and boy are my excuses tired

If God isn't real, how come Christ invented T-Posing? Checkmate, atheists.

How does Andy Ngo's own body not react by stuffing himself in a locker?

October Comes to Puppetland, day 10! It's Miss Yvonne, the most beautiful woman in Puppetland! #PlayhouseTober #Drawtober

A properly working low-flo toilet is functionally indistinguishable from a regular toilet that is broken.

you think Frankenstein's monster is going to do something unspeakable to this woman, but it turns out he is misunderstood - he just wants to try on her clothes 😭

Happy birthday, Ed Wood!

He signed Simon and Garfunkel?? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wally_A...

I do not understand, or appreciate my fascination with learning more about horrible people. I'm going to just close the tab and not learn more about Charles Amos, I think.

Did you know?

October Comes to Puppetland, day 2! C-C-C-Conky T-Two-Thousand, r-r-r-ready t-to as-sist you! Let's ask Conky what today's secret word is! You all remember what to do whenever anybody says the secret word, right? Right! Scream real loud!! #PlayhouseTober #Drawtober

October Comes to Puppetland! For this year's Drawtober challenge, I'm celebrating the 1986 children's television series "Pee-Wee's Playhouse", and the wonderful artists who made it! For my first piece, Pee-Wee Herman (played by series creator Paul Reubens!) #PlayhouseTober

October Comes to Puppetland, day 3! It's Pee-Wee's neighbor, Mrs. Steve! I love her. #PlayhouseTober #Drawtober

October Comes to Puppetland, day 4! Pterri! #PlayhouseTober #Drawtober

People love to take your blood away to look at it? How are they doing that anyway? A magnifying glass? As if! I'm right here, you can talk to me instead of going in the back room to do pervert shit with my juices.

Never again.

I don't know, man. I'm just saying that if the US Attorney is saying Da Palisades Arsonist psyched himself up by watching a music video where "objects are lit on fire," and the "objects" turn out to be a guy lighting up a joint it's gonna smell fishy.

Jonathan Rinderknecht, a white man, was charged with starting the Palisades Fire. But on X, the company's news summary tab shows a photo of a black man.

Become acquainted with your local variety of Bee.

as the world gets worse you need to look at more bugs. it will help, in a cosmic sort of way. there's little animals around you that you can look at as they do little animal things. look a bug as soon as possible. connect with other animal in this way and know

Decoding on the right cover of Sleep Walk to put on the makeout playlist.

I am grateful for all of these wonderful gift cards I received for National Lesbian Day. I'm going to Chili's.