The crows are answering the question of whether that opossum is dead or not.

"That Italian scamp Alfonso Bonzo is behind this." I mutter as I stub my toe on the coffee table.

The only people I say "Thank you for your service." to are Chewbacca and Rey at Disneyland.

Took a glance at the unclaimed property website. Nothing for me, but I told my ex-wife that BofA was hanging on to a big fat check for her. If you're in California, take a look. This thing got me a whole ass paycheck from Universal Studios when I was 19. claimit.ca.gov

Bro why did we arrest Maduro's wife. We shouldn't be arresting Maduro, but why did we kidnap good wife as well?

Good morning. We live in the Great Satan.

Gordon Shumway's host family moved to Iceland over thirty years ago to get away from him. To this date they refuse to speak of him.

A good thing about getting your car's oil changed is the bell that rings when you drive over that hose.

I don't think that fellow actually stole an ATM, I think he's just funnin' us.

Referring to the New Testament as the Bible "post-timeskip"

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

Kids in the 50s explaining their Elvis and Perry Como records to their parents.

You can absolutely sue a bear in California.

You can absolutely sue a bear in California.

Can you imagine being so much of a bastard towards an elephant that she tracks you down at your own funeral?

Delighted to find that grapes for New Year's Eve is not just a Mexican tradition. Delighted even more that no two households are going to be in agreement on how it works.

I'd likely swear in on a copy of the Merriam-Webster Collegiate edition.

He's sad because he knows Bernie's going to hunt him like he did JFK and RFK.

We're introducing ourselves with what almost killed us today? Did Dracula; who is my enemy, come up with this engagement bait?

The sequel so far seems to be about how miserable it is to be around Peter Rabbit. James Corden had to record lines about how miserable it is to have to listen to James Corden's voice. So perhaps it has been worthwhile after all.

I cannot imagine living my life in a way that news of my prolonged, and painful demise brings people joy. What a tragedy. What an embarrassment. You really fucked up, Scott.

Rose Byrne as Bea Potter in PETER RABBIT (2018), the Mother/Whore object of fixation for the eponymous rabbit.

It's less that the rules didn't say a dog can't play basketball, and more that no one thought to tell the dog it can't play basketball. And we can again be reminded of Stephen Jay Gould describing potential Einsteins toiling in the field.

Happy birthday to all thoroughbred horses in the Northern Hemisphere!

I see we're all sharing stories of the worst bathroom we've ever used toss morning. What an auspicious beginning.

Fear not the obstacles. youtu.be/pukq_XJmM-k?...

Fear not the obstacles. youtu.be/pukq_XJmM-k?...

Happy New Year. You are all my Jellicle choice.

Go to bed now. I'm slipping your mom the tongue at Midnight.

At least now it looks like what it is.

LoL

Supporter sketch request reward! I was asked to draw Count Orlok--as played by Bill Skarsgård in Robert Egger's "Nosferatu"--drinking tea. I don't...I don't know if we want to know what his concept of "tea" entails...

The actual lyric is "four colly birds," and is often misheard as "calling." A colly bird was any blackbird, your crows, and ravens, but also grackles, starlings, the occasional pigeon. No one's asked, but some day someone will ask why I sang it that way. But then I favor the long game, Mr. Bond

"There is a sadness in this world, for we are ignorant of many things. "Yes, we are ignorant of many beautiful things – things like the truth. So sadness, in our ignorance, is very real. The tears are real."

Happy New Year to you on behalf of all hot women with big stupid glasses.

New Year's means it's "Doctor Tyler from ROBOCOP" season again

Another year that I cannot be defeated by conventional Earth weapons.

Old Timey Guy (rerun)

Instead of RPG discourse, why not draw an animal on a skateboard instead?

someone reskeeted one of these into my timeline, so once again here’s my version

me: lots to do today also me: yeah i can make 20 minutes for that

I kissed my girlfriend a whole bunch this year. 2025, real good year.

This is the best possible sophisticated NYE party soundtrack you could listen to. I'm dead serious, this will take you away to where you've always heard it could be

We ran into a neighbor at the local supermarket. It's nice to live in a place where you know your neighbors. Anyway, my girlfriend is adorable.

Let's see what this does to the suggested videos.

I hope in 2026 I never have to hear about self-forcefem CEO Bryan Johnson and his son's erections ever again.

Maybe it's because I only got to play solo, but this game was dreadful. Went back to Kay-Bee Toys to exchange it for Dragon Spirit 2 almost immediately. I'm a dragon now, dad!

ComicCon The Cruise No. No, enough.