wanted to share this clip from today's Quorators bonus episode I thought was funny. we read a LinkedIn post where a woman complains that people are mean to her ICE agent boyfriend. is LinkedIn the most insane website on the whole internet? it might be!

The Humpty Dumpty revelation that people are calling “egg-shattering”. See the rest of “Rude Tales of Magic Presents: Sense and Feelings 💍” on our YouTube! (@rudetalesofmagic) #rudetalesofmagic #dndpodcast #funnypodcast #comedypodcast #humptydumpty

am I allowed to say Faygo for Detroit or will that get me REAMED and BEATEN UP

oh shit they have earthly delights in that garden...

Scotty Eventually Knew

i am hearing now a version of All The Small Things.

we used to have entire movies based on the premise of whether Scotty knows or not. Nowadays... it's a mess.

oh hey, new Hot Mulligan song good www.youtube.com/watch?v=bETz...

new Strip Law clip where we thoughtfully and respectfully grapple with the legacy of one of the titans of animation that came before us

dead end dot com is one of my favorite comics on social media, I wanna draw a little attention to the lettering in this one. GREAT use of the tangled, elongated word balloons to portray the altered state without it being too "woah, man" you know?

the only choice when you want to see some Family Might Could

Like, yeah I mourn for the great games we could have gotten with all of the money and talent and time sunk into projects that never materialized because they were bad ideas in the first place, but I mourn even more for people who have black holes on their resumes and nothing to show for it.

[out of context joke slide from a guy whose main deal in both fiction and ttrpg's is upending standard fantasy conception] THIS GUY HATES EVERYTHING ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS AND THINKS YOU SUCK FOR LIKING IT!!!!!

“Squeeze the life out of this overexposed IP for us…wait…scratch that. Every data point indicates ours instincts are terrible. Okay maybe you pitch us!!! Ah well we weren’t really feeling it unless it was a live service riff of an overexposed IP.”

BREAKING: PlayStation is shutting down Bluepoint Games, the studio responsible for modern remakes of classic games such as Demon's Souls and Shadow of the Colossus, Bloomberg News has learned. A shocking end for a well-respected studio.

Some fun reading for you! www.mic.com/p/as-a-roman...

a funny ("funny") side effect of Scarlet Witch and Dr Doom getting some shine in non-comics media lately is it has given new voice to internet debate "we need to make sure these shifty mystics are also respectful portrayals of Romani peoples"

oh nice, Marvel Rivals did a Scarlet Witch caravan fortune teller skin and after complaining about her being whitewashed and insisting she be portrayed as Romani, fans now have to contend with the fact that "Romani Spellcaster" is in fact a cartoonish stereotype.

ever think about how Ludacris chose to do an Austin Powers song without there being a current Austin Powers movie.

Hello, I'm Kirby from Kirby. You're all familiar with my adventures, but the real "dream land" is the kingdom of heaven. I want to tell you how proud I am of all of you for maintaining Lent or, however that's referred to. The act of what you do during Lent. Keep it up. This is the real Kirby.

they got Sleigh Bells Riot Rhythm in GLP1 ads. They got John Hodgman in em. i feel weird.

the part where HOOK keeps bringing up how he was a division 1 lacrosse player... truly can't tell if they're in on the joke.

It’s what these times have caused, but I just can’t get excited if a cartoon is announced anymore because there’s a chance it is silently cancelled after being fully produced. When something airs, I’ll get excited.

my WIFE

you know, we've gone through a lot of "garfield as cosmic entity" stuff but I really liked this! Loved the overall tone.

This kicked ass

i really do love the 3rd Strike roster originals. I truly believe there isn't a miss in the bunch.

Makoto, NES style

okay really though it's time to leave substack

Pro Street Fighter Player Detained By ICE, Teammates Ask For Financial Help https://kotaku.com/street-fighter-fgc-ludovic-mbock-ice-gofundme-donations-2000671295

Kevin selling the pop up move flailing in mid air, insane talent

Kevin and Mortos... It simply does not fail to just pair a flyer and base for ten minutes of TV time. 🤼

Oh I kind of love hate the brawling birds logo. 🤼

Andrade you cannot wear a peaky blinder hat 🤼

You know they do flash pin drills in Conglomeration gym 🤼

They Always Pop for Big Tom

Remembered I didn't finish Grand Slam so I have a little Fletcher v Briscoe treat 😌🤼

If Mortal Kombat: Armageddon had the Marvel vs Capcom 2 select screen:

DOOM update

if you haven't watched this new Sublo and Tangy Mustard episode yet you should. it's right here www.youtube.com/watch?v=36TB...

Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/

Just caught the grammar at the end lol. Sample from Ante Up by M.O.P. of Lil Fame yelling "Amadou"

One of the great songs about robbing people youtu.be/3MUGAxpI0Bc

columbo JOI

CEOs Never Cum

i don't know. Probably transformers 2 but even then my friends were laughing about it so i wasn't that mad. I saw the second steve martin pink panther movie but I was on a date so the badness didn't even register. I Love Da Movies.

i will simply never pass up an opportunity to be pedant killjoy when someone makes fun of the "gibberish" at the start of John Cena's "The Time is Now" It's a sample from Ante Up yelling "Amadou", referencing Amadou Diallo, an unarmed man killed by the NYPD.

if you are my friend, please give Welcome Interstate Managers a shot. All Fountains of Wayne made was perfect pop, and this album was no exception.

but was Noel... right? swanboy.com/comic/late-n...

you get mad at fellow leftists for not subscribing the exact same ideology as you, I get mad at fellow leftists for not being as funny as me