need the data to properly chart the correlation between Winter Olympics getting everyone really into curling and increased streaming numbers for the Weakerthans

Everyone SHUT UP I need six hundred dollars www.vintageclubclothing.com/en-ca/produc...

Snoopy straight up hasn’t moved or even flinched in an hour and a half

I’d post the same amount as before but I’d talk about buying hockey sticks more

PAULIE: Hey Tone, you hear about dese changelings from da fuckin fae realm? CHRISTOPHER: Bad enough we gotta deal with the micks. Now I gotta be out there worryin some fuckin tree homo’s givin it to Adriana wearin my face TONY, MAYBE 10% DIFFERENT THAN NORMAL: Would you two shut da fuck up

They say it might be the most direct-to-video movie ever made. deadline.com/2026/02/tyre...

Fahrenheit is the engineer temperature measurement in that people claim it’s amazing at things it really, really isn’t

I’m making enchiladas

i like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my winkerbeans FUN-KY

Sometimes I walk into the bedroom and snoopy has squashed down her heated bed to sleep on top of it and all I see is this

While out getting breakfast this morning Jace remarked that all the pickup drivers were on one so I said “Well yeah, it’s Valentine’s Day and they’re divorced”

Really photo editing here by Hector Vivas of Getty Images. Composite of the women's snowboard halfpipe final, depicting all the female Olympians who competed.

I’m still genuinely upset this never came here. @jacezilla.bsky.social can attest

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

I don't think the referees should be allowed to give Macklin Celebrini a penalty. He's just a goofy little guy. He can't have done whatever you said he did

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

Dream last night of a Sesame Street parody, CHAIRS. Ted Danson is behind the (milk?) bar, everyone shouts "BERRRT!" when he walks in. Ted/Sam: "How's it going, Bert?" Bert: "I'm a breadcrumb, Sam, and everybody's doin' the pigeon." He perched on a stool next to Cliff/Ernie, and then I woke up.

RETVRN

Because they're cowards and losers

If someone tried to feed me these liars I'd buy a gun.

leask-coded characters

archives are a tiny, tiny proportion of federal funding, killing them simply increases an amnesia about Canada's past, and that's not a good thing, other than for those who benefit from erasing the past or rewriting it for political means.

For many Canadians this may draw a 'meh,' so what, but archives, especially community archives, are a tangible link to collective memory and the past, in the past few years I've witnessed many reserves starting their own archives, photographs and stories, here the cuts will hurt, community...

"humanity is made distinct, mostly, by its love of making little guys."

The king never misses

Sphere Deep Blue Sea Blue Crush Before Sunset

Brain is pudding

It's always funny

Chris Person is my favourite kind of internet pervert

Need to stress that, like the Pretti killing, this terrorism is happening in extremely mixed use residential neighborhoods. Cafes and restaurants just down the street. The St. Paul Curling Club that's put out so many Olympians competing *this week* is like two blocks away.

"Hey everybody! Ve're all goink to get laid!"

still surprised he did it ngl

God's punishment for the sin of onanism has come to spring training

My beloved friends, F1 is BACK. Let us all log into f1tv and watch our precious twinks and miscellaneous (Fernando Alonso) go real fast

he's too busy jackin it

the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Seven people in the high school, not including the shooter, are now confirmed dead. Two additional people have been found dead at a location believed to be connected to the shooting. Just unspeakably awful.

The old world (football season) is dead and the new world (baseball season) struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters (spring training)

After an ass-whupping like this, there's only one way through to the gold for the Canadians against the US women: they need to get gayer

this man will never stop

I think we can all agree the inclined plane is the least impressive simple machine. Try being a wedge you simple bitch

I could change him

Harry Potter: - stupid - only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds - sucks shit - no one cares Dragon Ball: - awesome - beloved by all - its “the good stuff” - goku is my friend

“We’re writing our worst attributes into its source code, and it’s generating so much stuff back into the internet that it’s starting to drink its own piss.”

Blades '68, the new supplement for Blades in the Dark, looks cool as shit www.backerkit.com/c/projects/e...

I think we can all agree the inclined plane is the least impressive simple machine. Try being a wedge you simple bitch

this is a core truth of the universe

In a world of MAHA influencers laundering bog standard diet culture, I am here to tell you that hot dogs are good for you