the year is 2026 and it's illegal to be cool. only one man can save the world from being uncool: 37 year old gay guy who remembers every episode of the critic

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

My team is organizing an ODR skate on the weekend and some of them are planning on bringing their kids! It’s gonna be so fun :)

TAKE THE SHOT

The face of a water defiler

Any time I pour myself a glass of water I end up sternly chastising Dee with “No! That’s Daddy water!” because before she drinks any water she bats it with her nasty ass paw

This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.

head of mi6 (I immediately use my power to embezzle millions of the king’s pounds)

The years 2004-2021 (after Frasier but before Only Murders) were the Golden Age of Nobody Saying the Word “Jejune” on American Television.

There’s a kitten rescuer whose videos I love, but she’s clearly been rescuing kittens for so long that she’s run out of cute names Every new video has the cutest kittens you ever seen, with a caption like, “Meet the Roofing Materials kittens: Tar Paper, Shingles, and Fiberglass!”

Terrible picture because the basement window is dirty but there he is!

I hung a seed cylinder outside my bedroom window and now I can look outside and see a little downy woodpecker just happily nibblin away

I replaced the battery in my truck and now I've got so many Cold Crank Amps. Maybe even too many. Does anyone want a few

It’s so funny that Instagram’s search function uses “meta AI.” I’m just typing the names of muscular women. Not sure why you gotta get a super computer involved.

Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"

God Darnold is such a dunce

Please free me from Sam Darnold

Hunt that protein-filled coward down like a dog

The slammin strawberry protein pop tart is a coward!!!!!!

The Georgia Tech mascot was sad after they turned the ball over and needed to be comforted by the Pop-tarts

New boot goofin (shovelling snow)

RIP

I remember recently seeing some former players say “Joker could score 50 every night if he wanted but he just loves passing so much” and here you go, 56/15/16. What an absurd talent.

Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning

Germans love the Christmas movie The Hard

I've seen this going around today and it's beautiful, so here's a gift link.

Merry Christmas, you sexual tyrannosauruses!

Xmas Eve

Jackin it too much

glo-o-o-o-o-o o-o-o-o-o o-o-o-oria in excelsis deo daylight come and me wanna go home

I bought stuff to make paper planes and then made a paper plane

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Well it was 20 years ago today That Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play In keeping with the style of the time He taught ’em rap-rock that rhymed

I know this is just the passage of time and me going “No, it is the kids who are wrong,” but I genuinely refuse to believe anyone considers The Polar Express or the love action Grinch to be classics

Watching more of Ken Burns’ American Revolution and just learning that the loyalists signed a Declaration of DEpendence? Come on now

That’s what they get for having two Kansas Cities

What has everyone been up to, I was assembling a mk iv recon squad and kitbashing kraken bolters for seekers

Going evil mode for the final game before Christmas

me, emailing games workshop: I think my resin kit was missing instructions, can you send me a pdf please? gw customer service, actually very polite, but I'm changing their tone for a bit: um our resin kits are for experienced hobbyists and some old ones don't have instructions. dry fit much, bitch?

When I was at Zealandia in April, a I met a takahē on a little side path and it softly honked and moved past me down the trail slowly. Beautiful experience and this news makes me happy

Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.

m night shyamalan trying to convince you not to leave his beach house: baby it’s old outside

Love this movie. If you haven’t seen it, watch it without looking it up first; go in cold.

I’m always remembering Coco

it's Solstice, the holiday where we celebrate Sol

Lisan al gaib!

After discussion with @soundingline.bsky.social and @keithpille.bsky.social I have come up with something important for dudes

It remains beautiful. The reason for the season

The Seahawks win last night is best case scenario because fans got a dramatic win against a division rival with postseason implications AND we all get to feel incredibly justified with any trepidations about Sam Darnold and spend the morning grousing.