if you actually think you can get the president impeached by calling your representatives i have a bridge to sell you. they will never "do their jobs". the job of a us politician is primarily to protect the interests of power. if things were any different we wouldn't be in this situation

hey, i'm going to be taking the week off from what happens next because i'm tired from the holidays. will be back asap

movie rules: when theres two guys on screen, they're fucking. when there's three guys, they're fucking. when there's one guy he's trying to find another guy to fuck

Seasons greetings. Check your bathroom now.

(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve

Bootleg Simpsons merchandise could be making you or your family very sick

we should introduce pallas cats to chicago as a new invasive species

finally figured this out. i wanted to remember this short film for later

christmas gift art for my boyfriend

i have suddenly gotten sick which might slow me down somewhat. hopefully i don't end up behind on art/comic related responsibilities but this is kind of an In Bed Day to me

every time i have to update my phone i get a notification that won't go away until i let t mobile try to trick me into downloading a bunch of apps i don't want (including a crypto wallet and a caesar's palace slot machine app)

max drew an excellent koffing for me way back when, commission him!

"Escaped from the Zoo" by Larry Doyle and Neil Sternecker, 1981-1984 September 1st, 1981 as seen in the Daily Illini

i liked to read popular science as a kid despite having no interest in science bc it would have pictures of like a barbecue grill that shot flames out the top or a custom car made to look like a big radio flyer wagon. but this is good too

drunk at karaoke bar ama

don't think this will really change anything besides marketing copy but the demonstration of hostility here alarms me

the genderbread person sucked me off

poison

when did everyone start saying fujoshing instead of fujoing

glad we're all watching this. let's all watch ricky jay together

i, too think you should commission elijah

kind of funny to me that the younger version of stellan skarsgard's character in sentimental value isn't played by one of his 6 sons. i guess they were all busy that day

Hmph. Once again, you have severely misread which archetype I project myself onto.

I learned so many important lessons in my childhood watching cartoons, like that I am never going to get older and can never die

scooby doo wrestlemania mystery. just not very good

This, from Ben Folds' wikipedia page, about his fourth and fifth wives, is so funny to me. 2:12 a.m. going back for one more wife

live now at twitch.tv/maximumgraves

streaming again tomorrow at 1pm mdt

live now (sorry i'm late) at twitch.tv/maximumgraves

i am not that good at drawing but i manage to make comics anyway so maybe i know something you want to know

doing another drawing stream on twitch today at 3pm mdt

Daniel Clowes

i think he's mad at me

live now at twitch.tv/maximumgraves

doing another drawing stream on twitch tomorrow at 1pm mdt

its crazy bc i feel broke as fuck but then other much more established artists will be like "i also make under 20 grand a year".

wes anderson adaptation of a canticle for leibowitz

live now at twitch.tv/maximumgraves

garfield comic

doing a drawing stream tomorrow on twitch at 2pm mdt

i see so many people talk abt generational divides as a way of understanding politics or culture or just as a kind of horoscope personality quiz type thing and it does start to grind on my nerves after a while bc i just don't think generational differences have That Much explanatory power

posts like this drive me crazy bc i was born in 01 and i owned a cd player into my teens/burned cds all the time. i also remember vhs tapes (albeit faintly) and when netflix sent you dvds in the mail and all the other stuff people my same age claim to have no knowledge of for some reason

don't actually have a career path. decided i wanted to make comics when i was 19, after dropping out of college. and that's what i've been doing for the past 4-odd years. it does not pay well so i've done a bunch of random day jobs. most recently i sold concessions at a baseball stadium

if i were the kid in whiplash i would try to suck jk simmons off

for some reason, merely turning on my tv plays a commercial for "the family plan 2"

my friend's dad made us sit down and watch 3 episodes of this when i was like 12 and it changed my life

would love to know if the passport i just got last year is going to be valid next year. who can say. life is full of mysteries