@hellocullen.bsky.social thought you’d like to know that our pirate source gives us the Korean cover

the mild manners are job security, baby www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

white baby: wheel of samsara be turnin LOL me: white baby you can't be talking like that

I just feel so fuckin old, man.

cleaned my sneakers

me in my therapy sessions

you were right when you said traffic and weather on the fives you were wrong when you said thirty minutes (thirty minutes) non stop (non stop) ad free (ad free)

New theory: in the song You Were Right, Doug Martsch is singing directly to his radio.

Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

I used to think it was poor planning that kept me from learning anything about the Vietnam War in high school.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Pursuant to a post I made earlier about the delivery robots: this is the sound they make and the speed at which they travel. You’ll hear one on our block for ten minutes at a time.

max landis once yelled at me on twitter for criticizing cards against humanity which is a sentence from a mad libs book forged in one of the major hells

Hey Chicago! This art market is tomorrow, it’s free, and I’ll be there!

Many many many people are telling me this is a good cube from a strange angle. I understand, but I contend that this is not the cube he meant to draw, based on his self-deprecating chuckle at it. Thank you.

LMFAO I LITERALLY KNOW EXACTLY WHY THIS HAPPENED AND I CAN CONFIRM TO YOU IT'S ENTIRELY 100% ON THE PART OF WHOMEVER PROGRAMMED THEIR PHONE SYSTEM THIS WAY 👇🏽🧵

Chicago is experiencing frolicking weather. If you need something from anyone in Chicago, try again next week. We’re outside.

Da video. Once again Genius Night is off the chain. This show is so good. Thank you to all who came out

Genius Night forever. My brain is expanding at an alarming rate (alarming to my enemies, including Mummys and Tom Harrison's Pants)

i stand with my trans homies! 🏳️‍⚧️ fuck this administration and the rotten animals who’re in charge! and fuck the disingenuous losers who are just “asking questions”!! here’s a question i’m “just”asking: when will you die!?

replica cube

@junlper.beer it was nice to see you tonight!

guy at the bar asked Tom “can I draw a cube in your sketchbook?” and then spent forty five seconds drawing this I’m dying

Chicago, you showed *up* for Matt Johnson & Jay McCarrol, and they have not forgotten it! We're touched by their kind words on the We're Watching What? podcast🥰 NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE is Now Playing at the Music Box🎶 Showtimes & Tickets: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...

Intern: Patient's 35 years old, checked in because he saw a dog that was "too big" Dr. Robby: Come on we talked about this. You can't come in for that Dr. Al-Ashimi: Actualllly, one in three dogs is too big *she looks at the camera* And it's perfectly normal to be afraid of them.

my cat when she attacks my hand: you are cruel, wicked, and bad hearted. you will never produce anything of beauty. my cat when she lies in my lap and looks up at me: you have accepted love and warmth into your heart. your virtuous deeds will rock the foundations of the century

'fraudulent amber alert' is the sort of thing that simply must have decades in prison attached to it because of how corrosive it is to one of the few remaining high-trust law enforcement/public safety mechanisms.

I love working at the closed captions factory and putting "[speaking foreign language]" directly on top of the subtitles

If you’re coming to Genius Night tonight (and you SHOULD), please be a comrade and wear a mask!

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

on the way down www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

I've got new stickers in the shop today! Plus restocks of favorites! www.etsy.com/shop/Jessica...

The original was ME! The DOGS have passed it around like some base coin until the sides are smooth bsky.app/profile/tomm...

not me delivering devastating news 🙈

went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

they essentially promised him needed accommodations (editing, no mic) for his condition, and not only didn't follow through, but instead did the opposite. BBC stole the dignity of so many people that night and turned what should have been a celebration for everyone into hurt, shame, and pain

When I was in college I found out my middle school algebra teacher got outed as a pedophile and I saw a photo on the internet of him in court looking terrified because he knew he was going to prison and that's the exact face Sam Altman makes all the time.

lunch meat exonerated on all charges

"End2End" is both how to unsubscribe from Democratic fundraising texts and how I'd like to line up everyone who subscribed me to them before gunning them down

Because of this post, Tom and I exclusively call it San Pelly G now. An Amtrak employee overheard me say it today and knew what I meant and I almost died. The things you say to each other that you don't expect anyone else to hear! The scaffolding of a marriage.

Tryin to KILL people!! When is it coming to IL

“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.” Photo not from my collection, sadly, this is from the Richland Library, S.C. localhistory.richlandlibrary.com/digital/coll...

I like how this view always looks like a backdrop for the opening credits of a gritty 70s or 80s drama.