Just pre-ordered this at my local! I'm so excited to read it.

we’re sooooooo close to the bubble popping in ai i can literally taste it

‘dialectics’ is grad school for ‘there’s two of them’

Taking John Waters home to fuck and he's hesitating a reeaalll long time staring at my bookcase full of only Nickelodeon magazines

This is going SO well. I'm getting such a good grade in Healing

My life coach yelling from the sideline for me to "just run out the clock"

The grill one is inspired

Americans describing a cake:

Would love to see more Indigenous author subs this August. All indigeneity, and colonials don't have to feauture. As with all authors, they can put as much or as little of their identity in their story as they like. I just want to hear what they have to say. newedgeswordandsorcery.com/submissions/

Millennials: we have got to start talking up the Financial Crisis. The Greatest Generation dined out on the Great Depression for 80 years. If we’re not all out there talking about how we had to have five roommates and sell our plasma to buy ringtones I’m worried we’ll be missing our shot

I do not post to be part of a political project or engage in the town square. I post so people will tell me I’m funny and pretty

We’re watching a Big Joel video about Bill Maher and one thing that strikes me is that no one likes him enough to tell him to get his glasses adjusted. These frames are so askew on his damn skull. Minor version of Glinner’s problem. Is this a transphobe progression?

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

This has happened so many times that it barely elicits any response from me now.

Matthew Cuthbert 😭

Here’s a non paywalled link gcaptain.com/drowning/

impactada por essas aspas

“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”

This is disgusting!!

Quoth the Raven, smoke weed every day

The Bear Season 5

am i right fellas

lots to be mad at in the world but google sheets just updated their icon, in line with increasing pathetic evil levels

A recent silly cat illustration, also available as stickers/postcards/shirts on my RB shop here: tinyurl.com/msamdn78

Everybody doing the fictional bands prompt post and leaving in the “[P]” that indicates a post was written by Paul, not Storm… good. Funny, to me.

When finding cheese for the lactose intolerant is the vibe, chèvre is low key goated

Stephen Root is in Widow’s Bay AND The Terror Season 3? Folks. We’re eatin

get in loser we're getting Reconstruction right this time

I did not live through Mustache Finger Tattoos and Casual Steampunk for the newspaper to tell me that whimsy was just invented. Go to hell.

Seen in Lincoln Square

Me through most of the episode: Patricia it’s called the double empathy problem and it’s why popular girls are mean to us, let’s hang out and be friends about it Me at the end of the episode: I’m right, though,

Only DisneyAI puts you in the scene with "Remix Mode". Click the magic wand while you're watching to activate your camera and just like that - now you're the star!

Yes the lake really is that color. Yes it really is that big. Yes we do have beaches with public bathrooms and lifeguards and hot dog stands. Yes winter is worth it.

My main opinion on what other people eat is: I think everyone should have enough to eat. Beyond that, "have fun out there"

Militant Mary — Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, 1914

Some gray catbirds migrate more than 2,000 miles from Central America to New York City to eat pepperoni pizza in Bryant Park. 🪶

This is a great episode. Very funny to hear Tom Harrison say "2025 was a nothing year for me" when he fuckin created Genius Night

Widow’s Bay episode four!!!!!!!

Uh oh

SPENT OVER A HOUR ON THE CLOCK TODAY IN THE BATH ROOM - dashare.zone ADMIN

yelling as date storms away from table: "oh yeah well i bet this would happen on kalshi so thank you for 32 dollars"

⚠️this user was stuffed with dried herbs and cooked underground for twelve hours before being eaten by stanley tucci. they put it on tv

⚠️this user was stuffed with dried herbs and cooked underground for twelve hours before being eaten by stanley tucci. they put it on tv

I can't show you, but I'm working hard on a project that's under wraps for now!! (healing this nasty burn I gave myself when I bonked my forearm into the edge of the oven)