in the current run of "olive and popeye" swee'pea has been isekai'd into the 1980s cartoon "popeye and son" and is coming up against the limits of 1980s saturday morning cartoon censorship

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

doing some important calculations

guy who does chirpy nintendo direct english dub voice "so, what'd you think?" immediately after sex

"Roger Moore" as a bond girl name

"shaggy rogers" as a bond girl name

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Something I forgot to post when videos were enabled

Thinking about this again also and I forgot to say that this character is explaining this to Gabumon specifically. Again no apparent reason for any of this.

I love it when JRPGs do this

My mother just had a stroke. I need to go see and take care of her for a bit. I had money set aside for it but a good chunk of it just got gobbled up cuz I forgot to cancel automatic payment on one of her (formerly our) important bills. I made a mistake. I am sorry. ko-fi.com/bachelor_sof...

With the release of his twangy bro-power anthem "My Wife and My Truck Don't Get Along", rural troubador Carlin McRib is being hailed as the latest in a long line of truck-positive musical acts, joining such esteemed company as Tyler Trailer and the Hitches, Josephina Tires, and The Rusted Chevy Boys

remembering being introduced to the phrase "slippy's uncle grippy" with fondness and nostalgia

internet transformed from eternal september to eternal meltdown may and if we are not careful there could be an eternal no nut november

What originally started as a simple Unreal prototype would later became the backbone of an action 3D puzzle platformer third person shooter DAW-RPG. Ultimate Drummer is available now on Steam 🥁

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ted turner was an incredibly important and crucial figure in raising public awareness of inch high private eye or casper and the space angels or whatever horseshit he could show for cheap

Elsbeth is fun in a Columbo as weirdo annoying auntie instead of weirdo annoying uncle kinda way but I wish I could recommend specific fun murderers of the week to people without having to qualify with "don't worry about the ongoing b-plot too much".

matrix prequel movie about morpheus' theatre kid ass preparing and practicing all his little speeches and deciding on the colors of the pills and coming up with the tutorial dialogue for the jump thing and programming the dramatic lighting to hit exactly as he says "desert of the real and whatnot

i sadly do not believe in the concept of classic tuna melt because i personally want the tuna salad itself to remain cold. that said, i will add some sour cream and cheddar chips or some pimento cheese spread as a substitute. wait i meant to post this under every tuna melt recipe online siri delete

invent a sherlock holmes mystery that would be challenging for data. do not invent an alive man. you do not have the desire to make sentient life. do not use energy power from life support or other systems. think of yourself as a fun game master. do NOT birth an evil hologram man with self awareness

More things generally should look like some Tarsem Singh shit.

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if they had this tech in peak yaoi paddle era i feel like by now society would either have invented infinite clean energy or several american cities would have fully burned to the ground maybe both

how to cash in on a popular beat em up with beautiful graphics? a very slow-paced rpg on the lowest powered commercially viable hardware of the time!

Chronic the Hemphog is dead, long live

damn i guess it's time for my once every five years attempt to get into nethack

I don’t know what to tell you. This is art.

oomf stole my girlfriend in tomadachi life so i put her in the minotaur's labyrinth

kids these days on their ipads instead of going down to the rock quarry to have "barrel battles" by standing on loose oil drums and rolling them into each other to knock the other guy off balance and one time there's a possum in the oil drum and all everyone gets bit and you have to get rabies shots

that's right i'm a xennial, dont mess with us, i was around when the hose was being drunk from, i have an unhealthy attachment to the aesthetics of dine in pizza hut, i get all the sifl and olly references on the boondocks, uh...i didn't remember this movie having so many slurs in it my bad homie

this whole thread is so cool, but these two are super neat to me

since every live action tv show about batman has to be about not batman, it's time to give the people what they really want: an entire procedural show about daily life at the gotham water treatment plant as various villains try to poison the supply

overprotective religious parents who didn't allow their children to partake of secular entertainment did not realize that they were raising a generation of professional movie reaction youtubers

can a classic wife's boyfriend guy and a classic boys' wife-friend girl find love in this crazy world?

finally the fantasy of that one voyager episode where neelix is partying with the holograms of volleyball players who have been dead for 150 years

working to provide tax relief on the first $100,000 of federal income tax for the cop in my head

i'm switching from windows to the blue screen OS from the hit pbs series ghostwriter. i have moved beyond the need for user interfaces and simply want to see letters on a screen

guy who gets truman showed and finds out but stays in there anyway just because it's nice to have someone else manage your daily schedule and social activities

unfortunately i believe the truest form of my art is a classic 65 episode disney afternoon style television cartoon so if anyone wants to float me around eighty million dollars for startup costs i'll put your oc in a background scene

*praying to god* look man, i know you just work here so if you could just escalate me to the manager or whoever that'd be the easiest cuz i feel like if we don't get service straightened out here, there could be a class action lawsuit or something bro

i genuinely love the deranged youtube thumbnails where the video is about eating a new sandwich and the person looks like they just heard that their cancer is terminal and they're reassessing their life priorities and the legacy they'll leave behind. like it doesn't make me actually click on it but

calling games like balatro or slay the spire "rolling around in some math for a bit"

[The one time Kazama Kiryu had sex]: "Intercourse huh? I guess many mammals enjoy "getting their rocks off" so to speak. Sure I'll try it." [afterwards] "Huh, that was pretty vulnerable...and..WOW...what a jolt! So this is the world of sex. Thank you. I have to get back to the batting cages now."

going broke on the electricity bill for my giant metal scifi prop consoles with pointlessly blinking lights, unlabeled colorful buttons, a big frankestein-ass switch, spinning swirly hypno disc, tesla coils, a fuckin oscilloscope for some reason; punchcards, beakers full of liquids, who cares