"Hm, there's a small opening in the wall. I bet I could get through there if I had the right upgrade for my suit..."

What kills me is Super Paper Mario which would have been an amazing game if they'd just removed about 30%-60% of the words (okay, and maybe the entire rock-people chapter). That was 18 years ago, and "wow, you're talking so much but not saying anything!" is still a constant problem for them

Why shouldn't you sign any contracts on Zebes? Because the terms will be norfair ahaha just a little metroid humor for you today

was a bit worried about seeing all those space marine guys in the Metroid Prime 4 trailer but then I heard them say a bunch of stupid annoying bullshit and remembered the Metroid Prime series's true purpose in life, which is to answer the question "what if Halo was a girl"

Holy Sundae

also i know people love this game. but I have to speak the truth: Astro Bot absolutely makes the PS5 lamer. No matter how good and fun the game is, having a Ready Player One on your console constantly trying to convince you that the PS5 is a cool thing to own is a catastrophic aura debuff.

I consider it a failure of public education that nobody told me a cat's whiskers or claws could be melinated

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

me attempting bimbofication hypnosis: Why get knowledge with the college when you can get stupider with the jupiter?

today on bluesky

Lilith #格ゲーキャラ描こうぜ

me attempting bimbofication hypnosis: Why get knowledge with the college when you can get stupider with the jupiter?

believe in justice and hold a determination to fist

realized I never posted this one to bsky

realized I never posted this one to bsky

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

there really can be only one reaction to the news (and I mean the news that's happening right now, whenever you're reading this)

there really can be only one reaction to the news (and I mean the news that's happening right now, whenever you're reading this)

it's nice learning that if you punched chuck schumer in the face, he'd apologize to you

The news: Me, so angry I might say something moderators dislike: I louve the open protocol

lrt I'm imagining. It's wonderful.

imagine going into the woods and you run into this goddamn thing

#いいおなかの日 👀👁‍🗨

𝘎𝘰 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶... 🩷🖤⛓️

I'm not addicted to pressing alt+f4. I can quit any time.

My friends: I don't know what game I should play next... Me:

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

do you read Slaughterhouse-Five in release order or in chronological order

nobody seems to care that I received an empire of dirt for free

telling myself i'm def not late to halloween bc it's always the right time for more darkstalkers art

Relationship ended with Unreliable Narrator. Hostile Narrator is my new best friend.

shmuplations.com/ghostinthesh... earliest historically attested "git gud"

I've been in quite a few public buildings and not once have I ever needed to push two statues onto specific parts of the floor to make another statue drop a red gem. What's even the point of a public building then, you know?

it's wild that anime is a worldwide, constantly growing, billion dollar industry and yet many of its junior staffers can't afford rent without assistance

finally we can suggest force fem again

Me and the girls looking at Dersh immediately after the results were called

In traditional Japanese culture, November 4th is referred to as 「いいおしりの日」 and I think we can all agree that it was in fact a Good Ass Day.

The Democratic Party losing to itself is the most Democratic Party thing to possibly happen.

i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here

tomorrow when I say Good Morning, I'm going to actually mean the Good part of it.

BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"

I think now in 2025 and almost 2026, it's important to stop showing off typefaces using "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" and instead switch to "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow"

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

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