They should put Wilt Chamberlain in Fate

I made a big step towards escaping poverty mentality today by walking into a CVS and buying a bottle of Smart Water instead of the cheapest option available (Dasani)

Kanji study takes me for fucking ever dude

Pigeons are so cute

I fucking love pigeons

sometimes I find edits I made and I have no idea what possessed me

anyway, Normal was a very fun time. I thought it was a little heavy handed selling the stakes in the first act but once the action started it kicked ass

I thought I was agreeing to like a marketing survey for the movie but it ended up being a tiktok interview fuuuuck

I passed Meiko Kaji on my way out of the theater

Okay that was pretty fun. The buildup was pretty eh but once shit popped off it ruled. Bob Odenkirk becoming an action star in his 60s is a really weird career pivot

listen to this

I am seated for Normal

The White Sox walk off the Blue Jays

It's not surprising to see Hololive fans jumping to Cover's defense over the Holostars news but it's funny to just throw your hands up and say "What could they do? They weren't making money" as if some of Niji's most popular vtubers aren't men

13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim is $14.99 on US eShop buff.ly/4TAOBqV US PSN buff.ly/ou58blb PS4/Switch $18/$22 at VGP buff.ly/QhcG5PG #ad

Please watch Kamen Rider Kabuto. All of the Riders in the show are so fucking weird (complimentary)

Okay. This is a much better quality from NASA's site of Earth. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...

Kamen Rider Kabuto movie???

I need to watch Le Samourai

Good-ass movie

Movie tonight

Is Trump unintentionally the most anti-military president of all time?

I have plans lined up literally all weekend and it sucks man that's so much death stranding I'm not gonna get to play

That's kinda crazy

Kaiir Elam is not very good but if Dave Merritt can turn him into a productive DB I am gonna be soooooo toxic about it

The Narita top road fan base is dying re-tweet if you love NTR

the tweet that I think about more than anything else in history

Got paid $20 to participate in a dating app study. They sent me a bunch of mental health links after I finished the survey #watdatmean

Cult classic severed head simulation game "TOMAK: Save the Earth" just stealth launched on the Epic Game Store to celebrate the game's 25th anniversary. It includes English support & is currently FREE for its launch: store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/toma...

There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.

Jonathan the Tortoise is alive and well 🐢 • He’s ~193 years old — the longest-living land animal on Earth • A suspected crypto scammer went viral on April Fools Day pretending to be his vet (via British Overseas)

He lived through slavery and did nothing. Good riddance.

Wild

Watching the Artemis II launch and now I have the urge to go back and rewatch the Project BEAST vods

it is funny to take the editorial position that a near-universally rejected theory is "legally complicated" as if that represents neutrality. not ha ha, i suppose. but funny.

shrimp girl oc

He does not have that shit on

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

How much vtuber money is spent commissioning bespoke models for April Fools every year

Acuña rn

I'm very excited for the MIKE/Earl collab album dropping this week every single they've put out has been a banger

ITS TIME HALF LIFE 2 VR BUT THE AI IS SELF-AWARE is HERE www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebRk...