RIP to my only childhood pet that was, unbelievably, still alive up until yesterday. Jake finally tapped out after what we have estimated to be 35 years of life. I’ve known him longer than anyone else in my life apart from my parents, and I’m really gonna miss seeing him when I visit home.

A massive economic bubble is on the verge of bursting, a new Simpsons movie is on the horizon, and someone decided to start manufacturing plastic drums again. I've seen enough. 2007 Part II is finally here.

I don't know why but seeing him voting in my old polling place made me feel wistful about the city in a way I haven't felt since I moved. Shout out to Frank Sinatra School of the Arts, and here's to (hopefully) better days for the city ahead.

new reaction video just dropped

Orson Welles? Oh, you mean Unicron.

hope everyone is having a good college football saturday

This is the first Halloween we've had here where it really feels like Halloween outside. It's cold and windy, tons of leaves blowing around after a big storm. Ominous John Carpenter synths are wafting through the air. There's a guy with a machete on my lawn. Picture perfect holiday.

Before we duck out to enjoy our Halloween, we've got the Watchcast schedule ready for November. And for this year's turkey month, we're watching some profoundly stupid action movies of varying stripes. Check out the full schedule over on the Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/142531...

new Katamari is probably the best of the post-Keita efforts, but it still has that same intangible problem as the rest of them, in that it doesn't have the same spirit as the first two games. this new one is weird in very agreeable ways, and the soundtrack is excellent. but the aura is still...off.

HOLY SMOKES!

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons

This book series needs a reboot. What 21st Century Mysteries would you like to see the man in the rumpled raincoat solve??

[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

It's the first Assassin's Creed set entirely at your cousin's house

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

Skate Story is the best Nextfest demo I've tried so far. you're a demonic skater trying to eat the moon and getting menaced by philosophy cops. I learned to ollie by touching a forbidden monolith. parts of it are soundtracked like a Jon Bois video. can't recommend enough.

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

The people of the Illinois Confederation upon encountering Marquette and Joliet's expedition:

A series of images I found on my computer labeled "Wrestling solutions."

youtube randomly started serving me KEXP live performances, which I won't complain about since it helped me discover BRUIT ≤, who I was previously unaware of. they rip. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOe4...

In some ways this is the government now

oh wow, that’s totally different than my experience. the demons who came out when I solved the puzzle box were basically all-in on pleasure. not so much the chains and mutilation

Our slate of spooky Watchcast movies is now finalized, and we've posted the full schedule over on the Patreon. It's a potpourri of different movies each of us wanted to do, plus a movie voted on by our patrons! Check it out! www.patreon.com/posts/140451...

If I were the Ghostbusters I would have handled the Slimer situation by following the tenets of restorative justice

@MayorMGF Reminded me it's the 20 year anniversary for Joe vs. Kobashi. To this day still once of the craziest atmospheres I've ever seen. The rare dream match that lived up to the weeks of hype I listened to while waiting for the DVD.

is that good

new recession indicator just dropped

I can definitely feel "Remember when Walmart used to have Fish Tank?" instantly becoming an intrusive phrase in my brain.

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

He was like the flip side of Huell. Someone who saw the sadness and loneliness in the little corners of rural California.

Really sorry to hear about the sudden passing of Kaleb Horton, a fantastic writer. Only seems fitting to share what he wrote for David Lynch kalebhorton.ghost.io/death-is-jus...

The joke's on Costco. Everything's an Xbox now, so now you have to stop selling everything. Bet they didn't think this one through.

Sam, this is Bank Spendman. You can use your credit card at Burger King to get that Whopper you're craving.

I think if you're walking straight into body shots like this from fucking GWAR of all bands, you probably should just give up on whatever it was you were trying to do in the first place.

it's not exactly an index of things but it is pretty funny that fall of US hegemony is coinciding with the silent hill franchise switching its setting to japan

god i love football

THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF FUTURE PAST THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE ONE CHANCE OUT BETWEEN TWO WORLDS

I wrote about the experience of government of, by, and for people who have been driven insane by screens. (This is a gift link, please Consider Defector if you are interested in subscribing to a website) defector.com/the-united-s...

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear