cut him some slack, he hasn’t had a massage in a while

i heard you were looking for an illustration of Olive Oyl using her nintendo famicom, with the tv-net modem peripheral plugged into it, so she can use "daiwa my trade", and make trades on the japanese stock market, with the help of popeye. well here you go

No Kings includes Draft Kings

[Wesley Willis voice]

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

Before we duck out for the weekend, we've got our Watchcast schedule for February set. Four of Alex's favorites, four stories of crime, four movies that SOMEHOW both Brad and Vinny have never seen! www.patreon.com/posts/watchc...

rise and shine motherfuckers its time for wellness

Sometimes I miss seeing old Juggernaut Onan Goopta when I log into stuff, but I've moved on. Blue Demon with cat is how I present myself to the world now.

Great movie

Yes, but only because back when I dabbled in wrestling podcasting, there was one very angry guy who would @ us and comment constantly about how we never talked about TNA. I have to believe that person found the secret, because I don't know what the bit would even be if they weren't genuine.

After my last drum marathon, I reached out to ska-charter extraordinaire Justin? to see if he'd be up for charting a song by a local band I was especially fond of when I was growing up. Not only did he do it, but he nailed it. And now you can play one of my favorite mid-'90s regional ska favorites!

I wasn’t wrong.

had the good fortune to play a few shows here over the years, some of my more cherished band memories. glad to hear they’re closing on their own terms and nothing nefarious is going on, but still a colossal bummer.

getting it in under the wire here, but here are my favorite music releases from this year, a year which sucked, but the music was still good. this music, specifically, was particularly good, which is why I’m calling attention to it here.

getting it in under the wire here, but here are my favorite music releases from this year, a year which sucked, but the music was still good. this music, specifically, was particularly good, which is why I’m calling attention to it here.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

The Mega Man “ugly holiday sweater” I ordered from Ali Express just arrived. It is child sized, and too itchy and plasticky to put on a child. But it’s definitely ugly. Tag yourself, I’m cunty Rert Man.

holy fuck what an intro

American Canto paperback cover

skate or die 2: the search for double trouble, image sequence, nes (1990) www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zmd...

This that shit where Darth Vader used to go to do that full-body hyperbaric weed.

ska... good! good!! mmhemhm

It was Jazzpunk in 2014, and it's still Jazzpunk now.

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

forgive me father for I have blogged simulacrum.pika.page/posts/but-th...

Always feel bad for video game people when they start talking about the Geoffscars, assume they're in a kind of MST3K situation where they can't control whether or not they watching those awards because they've used parts of their keyboards to fashion their beloved deckbuilding roguelite mechanics

*defunctland voice* The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead

Thinking about becoming a wassail guy. Getting good and wassail pilled. Learning how to maximize wassail in my day to day life.

I’m not anti-gambling in totality and even think a basic level of regulated sports gambling isn’t the worst thing in the world. But it’s pretty astounding how quickly the current system careened toward turning every dumbass bet you might casually make with your friends into multimillion dollar pots.

man these are getting too real

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

The Analogue 3D is already great for doing the one thing I want it to do, which is play N64 wrestling games with minimal fuss. This inspired me to do my yearly check in on my favorite Angelfire-based create-a-wrestler hub to see if the candlelight is still burning. www.angelfire.com/games2/VPW2C...

If I may be forgiven for tooting my own horn here, I am still fairly chuffed that I managed to pull off another Deafheaven Stream Moment™ OVER ELEVEN HOURS into a drum stream.

After seven years (and an hour’s worth of technical challenges), we are about to kick off the first drum marathon I’ve done in like seven years! 12 hours of drums! For Extra Life! Get in here! Twitch.tv/nextlander

Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.

tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true

RIP to my only childhood pet that was, unbelievably, still alive up until yesterday. Jake finally tapped out after what we have estimated to be 35 years of life. I’ve known him longer than anyone else in my life apart from my parents, and I’m really gonna miss seeing him when I visit home.