This that shit where Darth Vader used to go to do that full-body hyperbaric weed.

ska... good! good!! mmhemhm

It was Jazzpunk in 2014, and it's still Jazzpunk now.

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

forgive me father for I have blogged simulacrum.pika.page/posts/but-th...

Always feel bad for video game people when they start talking about the Geoffscars, assume they're in a kind of MST3K situation where they can't control whether or not they watching those awards because they've used parts of their keyboards to fashion their beloved deckbuilding roguelite mechanics

*defunctland voice* The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead

Thinking about becoming a wassail guy. Getting good and wassail pilled. Learning how to maximize wassail in my day to day life.

I’m not anti-gambling in totality and even think a basic level of regulated sports gambling isn’t the worst thing in the world. But it’s pretty astounding how quickly the current system careened toward turning every dumbass bet you might casually make with your friends into multimillion dollar pots.

man these are getting too real

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

The Analogue 3D is already great for doing the one thing I want it to do, which is play N64 wrestling games with minimal fuss. This inspired me to do my yearly check in on my favorite Angelfire-based create-a-wrestler hub to see if the candlelight is still burning. www.angelfire.com/games2/VPW2C...

If I may be forgiven for tooting my own horn here, I am still fairly chuffed that I managed to pull off another Deafheaven Stream Moment™ OVER ELEVEN HOURS into a drum stream.

After seven years (and an hour’s worth of technical challenges), we are about to kick off the first drum marathon I’ve done in like seven years! 12 hours of drums! For Extra Life! Get in here! Twitch.tv/nextlander

Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.

tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true

RIP to my only childhood pet that was, unbelievably, still alive up until yesterday. Jake finally tapped out after what we have estimated to be 35 years of life. I’ve known him longer than anyone else in my life apart from my parents, and I’m really gonna miss seeing him when I visit home.

A massive economic bubble is on the verge of bursting, a new Simpsons movie is on the horizon, and someone decided to start manufacturing plastic drums again. I've seen enough. 2007 Part II is finally here.

I don't know why but seeing him voting in my old polling place made me feel wistful about the city in a way I haven't felt since I moved. Shout out to Frank Sinatra School of the Arts, and here's to (hopefully) better days for the city ahead.

new reaction video just dropped

Orson Welles? Oh, you mean Unicron.

hope everyone is having a good college football saturday

This is the first Halloween we've had here where it really feels like Halloween outside. It's cold and windy, tons of leaves blowing around after a big storm. Ominous John Carpenter synths are wafting through the air. There's a guy with a machete on my lawn. Picture perfect holiday.

Before we duck out to enjoy our Halloween, we've got the Watchcast schedule ready for November. And for this year's turkey month, we're watching some profoundly stupid action movies of varying stripes. Check out the full schedule over on the Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/142531...

new Katamari is probably the best of the post-Keita efforts, but it still has that same intangible problem as the rest of them, in that it doesn't have the same spirit as the first two games. this new one is weird in very agreeable ways, and the soundtrack is excellent. but the aura is still...off.

HOLY SMOKES!

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons

This book series needs a reboot. What 21st Century Mysteries would you like to see the man in the rumpled raincoat solve??

[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

It's the first Assassin's Creed set entirely at your cousin's house

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

Skate Story is the best Nextfest demo I've tried so far. you're a demonic skater trying to eat the moon and getting menaced by philosophy cops. I learned to ollie by touching a forbidden monolith. parts of it are soundtracked like a Jon Bois video. can't recommend enough.

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

The people of the Illinois Confederation upon encountering Marquette and Joliet's expedition:

A series of images I found on my computer labeled "Wrestling solutions."