NOTHING could’ve prepared me for what the censored part of the last Castle Super Beast episode title was going to be.

“Stranger Things fans are theorizing that the finale was fake and there is one secret better final episode coming soon”

One of the most important filmmakers of all time. A legend, an icon, a master. He will be missed.

I have a few other videos I want to make first, but I have been wanting to make a video on PBS, NPR, the National Endowment for the Arts, and the importance of having art produced for greater good and not just profit, and the conservative hatred of it. Maybe later this year?

I think one of the reasons I’m okay with Maye not winning MVP this year despite being a Patriots fan…is that I really do not want this to be his best year, I want this to be his beginning. I think he has the potential to be elite for the next ten years, only getting MORE weapons

I’m a Pats fan so a Drake Maye MVP would be cool, but I can’t help but see Stafford throwing for 200 more yards (leading the NFL), 15 more TDs (leading the NFL), with the same INT number (best ratio in the NFL), he even was sacked the second least…I think he’s got it stats wise.

heavy is the fred who wears the figglehorn

Dear Miami Dolphins,

The number 1 seed in the NFC

This Seahawks-49ers game sucked ass holy fuck I'm soooooooo bored

Let us not forget another time when the US military fought a war on foreign soil for oil on shaky premises, where they executed the Highway of Death, one of the most horrific war crimes in American military history. From Grant Wakefield’s audio documentary The Fire This Time

How I worry I sound when I start overintellectualizing every little thing

My Letterboxd year in review

What this means in practice isnt that they're gonna start talking to the average American, it's that they're gonna start quoting guys with sinecures at conservative think tanks in their stories and represent them as academics and experts

I’ve been dunking on the SEC, but I can’t lie, the funniest outcome of this year’s CFP is Ole Miss winning it all like a month and a half after Lane Kiffin left them for a rival.

SEC fans…I thought it just meant more? I thought no one could compete with you guys? Because, to me, it seems like prestigious powerhouse Alabama, with its 18 national titles, is getting spanked by a school with zero that has never been considered an elite program.

“He runs like a baby giraffe sometimes.”- Kirk Herbstreit describing the Heisman Trophy winner Fernando Mendoza

Watching the SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl, which is also what I call it when I hit it big at the slots with all my trans friends and start yelling "FUCK IT! WE'RE ALL GETTING PUSSIES! ON ME!"

2025 was a weird year for me. To be honest, I’d mostly call it a stepping stone year. I still feel unconfident, I’m still dealing with parts of myself…but it’s the most stable and risky I’ve been in my adult life. I made artistic and personal strives I’ve been dreaming of.

Got this on my YouTube front page after therapy, starting to feel like I’m in the Beau is Afraid universe

Real sentence I just heard on NPR: “See for the children, 6-7 is about power”

That was a cute few years, Bills, but…DADDY’S HOME

Dear New York Jets…again…

how it feels to show someone your oc

I want to wear hot outfits and be photographed being hot, but that shit costs money so I can’t. A conundrum.

Currently have no plans to make a top 10 films of 2025 video. The 2024 video performed the worst of any of my video essays, and I just don’t have as much to talk about. MAYBE I’ll do one for Patreon, or if I see more films that just GRAB me, I might decide for a main channel vid.

Welp. I was going to see Marty Supreme today, but every screening today is basically sold out at my local megaplex so…guess I’ll see it later?

I honestly haven’t been paying attention to things lately, I hadn’t really felt it was “Christmas” until today. I’ve kinda spent a lot of this year just trying to take it day by day, rebuilding my confidence, I haven’t done a lot socially it feels, just trying to do what I can.

I actually like Spider as a character in the Avatar films, but every time I see his blonde dreadlocks I can’t help but start thinking of the chorus to Snow’s Informer. Like logically, I think his character is fascinating, I just hate white people dreads.

Fucking YouTube subscriptions tab said “A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ARRIVED” @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social

People are mad at this post on Twitter saying I’m mad at her for being pregnant or nitpicking the movie? Motherfucker I just thought it was funny to be pregnant in two movies, I wasn’t saying anything ABOUT the movie.

I’m mean to myself a lot but I gotta be honest that objectively I’m a pretty nice person who has been through some mental shit, is somewhat pretty, and does not deserve the insecurities I have. But also for some reason I can’t believe that unless someone else treats me that way.

I wish I was in the camp of Avatar fans because all the cool film writers I know love it and the mainstream hate can get really annoying…but also I undeniably got a migraine and nausea for hours from watching the new one, and my feelings on the plot are basically a shrug.

“Ouuughhhhh I’m so pregnant…with plot baby”

The Digger teaser is useful to me as someone who is both an Inarritu fan looking to turn around the narrative of him on film twitter and someone who thinks O Green World is a top tier Gorillaz track.

Celtics are poised to return to contention with Tatum’s return and maybe become a dynasty if they can win another chip with the Jays the next few years Patriots have an explosive QB that the fanbase is lathering with homoerotic love poems for giving us 10 win seasons Oh we back

BALL DONT LIE MOTHERFUCKERS BALL DONT LIE THE REFS FUMBLED THE FLAG, BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE THE RAVENS FUMBLED DA BALL BAAAAWWWWHHHHSTTTOOONNNN FUCK ALL OF YOU WE’RE BACK BITCHES

Dear Baltimore Ravens and the refereeing team (I’m not usually a blame the refs girl but I think everyone is in agreement that was an egregious non-call)

Patriots have won 12 games and I’m going full masshole

HOW IS THAT NOT DPI?!

I’ve been watching Comedy Without Errors’ video series on Louis CK, some of the best work I’ve seen online this year, particularly for someone like me who looked up to CK before coming out as trans and living as a woman…right as the allegations came out. This clip is just…OOF

Idea: remake Au hasard Balthazar but make it so Balthazar is just a dude in a donkey fursuit.

Respectfully…why does Cam Newton dress like he’s a pirate who captains a blimp in a scrapped version of Bioshock Infinite?

Convincing myself Tulane can still win got me back in the same mindset as watching the 2024 electoral map.

Saw someone say “Michael Jackson’s only in a photo with Epstein because he was looking into real estate and he didn’t know” and if that is true, which I’m not saying it is or isn’t, I can’t help but see MJ as real life Tobias Fünke, I’m sorry.

I always feel weird at parties, someone asks me what I’m up to and all I can think is “I say things on the internet for pennies”

The running theme between the Epstein story, banning trans healthcare for minors, religious homeschooling and the complaints about adult children estranging themselves is a fundamental American belief that children are property with no rights of their own

this is PRETTY bad www.fda.gov/inspections-...