Good morning guys This is me

i love this gif so i added sfx to it

Also technically works here, lol X3

Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor

Holy shit today I learned about Bigg Mixx

this one is *not* new session, it's my own writing, and also it *won't* be delivered over telnet, there's a specific location you'll need to be in to read it

When the racist meme becomes national policy

i'll do you one better

White Boy Summer Character on the right is owned by @telebluecable.com

and on the complete opposite side of the spectrum

Please enjoy this nearly three seconds of footage from the original Mother 3, newly captured off of a tape we're working with

freaky deaky

DHS employees entered our store this afternoon and served us a Notice of Inspection, demanding copies of I9 forms for each employee. In 27 years as shopkeepers, we have never been subjected to this type of investigation.

maybe Mr Breast should stick to inedible burgers and slave chocolate

you try to say that dr pepper's a meh drink and all you get is the dilbert stare

I wanted to keep quiet abt this for safety, but I'll just come out now and say I'm the anon she (Salina) wanted to send unsolicited porn to. She's a fucking pest, plain and simple, and I hope this being out there contributes further to deplatforming her.

back to your regularly scheduled whatever-this-is.blegh

i need to make an accurate oliver thorns fursuit so i can show up to chuck e cheese in the charlotte nc location with it. that would be quite fitting considering there's a character in thorns called charlotte

I've had issues with Salina in the past so I can back everything up here.

"As the masks continue to fall and the world reveals itself more clearly, resist the pull toward cynicism. The oppressor depends on our hopelessness to survive. Surround yourself with people who not only believe a better world is possible, but who are deliberately building it..."

Please, I'm begging you, leave X if you haven't already. Whatever false beliefs you have about why you need to stay there, are just that, false beliefs. It's "extremely" unethical to stay there. Any justification you have for staying there is dwarfed by the harm you're doing by staying. Leave.

babe wake up new VAL design update

god i wanna eat him... he looks like cookies and cream

I kinda love it when adaptations change shit around radically even for dumb and baffling reasons, im always like oh, sweet, ill actually get to remember this separately from the source material

cross your eyes until he's real

Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes

You were hoping for the classics?

rip scott adams i didnt always agree with you but ive got this tattooed on my back

Scott Adams will be remembered for his famous comic Dilbert by some, but most will remember him for this:

idk

sick of this fucking rumor mill

getting a little crowded around here

I was watching a bunch of Alias demo reels the other day and I think it rewired my brain no joke, I went from being slightly embarrassed to practice such a niche outdated style to Wait A Minute, I'm Stupid and This Rocks Actually

(flashing lights at 0:47) with the passing of guy moon can we talk about how fucking goated his music scores were?? his work in abra catastrophe was probably his best

25 years ago today, America Online and Time Warner merged to form AOL Time Warner in a $165 BILLION deal, the largest merger ever at the time. The dot-com crash and AOL’s decline led to the companies splitting in 2009, seen as one of the biggest corporate failures in history.

I love y’all but the way some of y’all post on here is almost indistinguishable from the grandmas on Facebook who post “META SAYS THEY WANT TO ERASE ACCOUNTS MADE BEFORE 2019 TO SAVE BANDWIDTH. COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR WALL TO LET META KNOW THAT YOU DO NO APPROVE THEM DELETING YOUR ACCOUNT”

PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.

the amount of ppl who associate VAL and WBRB w/ being transfem makes me confused but keep doing it

@telebluecable.com Hey watch this *Un-virtuals your analysis line* #wbrb #wellberightback

I deem this the official energy drink endorsed by TeleBlue