A new #NintendoDirect Partner Showcase livestream is on the way! Tune in tomorrow, Feb 5, at 6am PT for roughly 30 minutes of upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch games. Watch here: youtube.com/watch?v=5Sw0PRaf2ag

We at Nintendo of America have heard you, and we know how much you all love ✨Hugh✨! So we're announcing today that no sold copy of #TomodachiLife: Living The Dream will be able to replicate him no matter how hard you try, keeping him unique to our direct. Pre-order today!

Mixing up our Tuesday vibes with some MEGA Music! 🎶 Songs from the Game Boy Advance game It's Mr. Pants are available now on the #NintendoMusic app! 🎵 Give it a listen on the app today! 🎵

Calling all Islanders! 🏝️ Welcome to the first of three #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons challenges where we invite you to share your island with the community. Share a photo of an outdoor landscape you enjoyed creating in the replies! ⬇️

Virtual Boy - Nintendo Classics is coming to #NintendoSwitch2 and #NintendoSwitch on Feb 17! The following titles will be available to play at launch: Galactic Pinball™ Teleroboxer™ RED ALARM Virtual Boy™ Wario Land™ 3-D TETRIS® Sonic 3D Blast GOLF The Mansion of Innsmouth

Ride, fight, and raid alongside your fellow Wardens in #Highguard! Storm their ranks and claim the Shieldbreaker in the all-new breed of shooter, coming to the Nintendo Switch Family of Systems later this year!

Join us on Jan 29 at 6am PT for the #DonkeyKongCountryReturnsHD Direct! The presentation will last roughly 50 minutes and provide more info on upcoming additions to the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 editions of the game. #NintendoDirect Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj7...

Feeling nostalgic?​ ​Enjoy Nintendo Entertainment System – Nintendo Classics titles, like Gumshoe, and more with your #NintendoSwitchOnline membership.

There’s a whole galaxy just waiting to be explored. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is only in theaters April 1.

ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ꜱᴇᴇᴍꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴀꜱ ᴘᴏꜱᴛꜱ ꜱʟᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴀᴡʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴢᴇɴ ᴀɪʀ ᴄᴏɴꜱɪᴅᴇʀꜱ ᴀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏɴ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛꜱ ʟᴇᴛ ɴᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴏ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ꜱᴏ ʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏᴛᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛ

Pro tip: Banana. #NontendoNX

We at Nontendo of America apologize for the lack of posts. The Turkey got out.

🚨 The Cyber Deals sale is here! Score big savings on select #NontendoNX games. Now through 12/2 at 11:59 PM PT.

Shhh. Scroll quietly, he's sleeping. #Kevin #Nontendo

Pro tip: Banana. #NontendoNX

Thank you for tuning in yesterday to the #SuperNontendoWorld Forward! We're just as excited as you are for the opening of "Pogo's Waterslide" in 2026, and hope you have lots of fun at Super Nontendo World every time you visit!

Fun Fact Friday: in some regions, Nontendo offers flavored #NontendoNX cartridges that come in a wide variety of flavors, such as Meat, Green, and as shown below, Soup! These are currently banned in America.

The Nontendo Orb Classic "The Wolf Within" returns on the #NontendoNX in 2026! Play as Wilson, a lonely drifter who is cursed to turn into a fearsome wolf by night, and try to balance your morals with your uncontrollable blood lust in this remaster of the critically acclaimed classic.

Don't forget to add that extra hour back when you set the time on your #Nontendo DVR!

With Pogo's Adventure coming later next year, we wanted to share a short look back at how our favorite green guy has evolved throughout the years. Despite a small hiatus after 2007, he's kept his signature brown shoes and big blue eyes, and he's ready to head off on his greatest adventure in 2025!

We at Nontendo are glad you enjoyed your Nontendo Entertainment Orb! Fun Fact: Our original prototype was actually a cube. We realized this would not work for our needs as the cube was very difficult to move from location to location, so we redesigned it to be an easy to roll ball.

We at Nontendo want to celebrate our illustrious history of gaming systems, from the Nontendo Electronic Fun Station (typically abbreviated to NEFS) all the way to our latest console the #NontendoNX What was your first #Nontendo console? Share in the comments below!

Hi! We at Nontendo of America did not have any significant plans besides announcing the latest #NontendoNX game "Pogo's Adventure" and wishing all #Nontendo fans a happy Halloween! Thanks for watching!

Our favorite janitor Kevin and everyone at Nontendo wishes you all a Happy Halloween! Save up to 75% on some spooky games when you visit the #NontendoDigiShop

Our final announcement for today is a new adventure for everyone's favorite green blob: Pogo's Adventure! Coming to #NontendoNX later next year! That's all for today folks, follow for more awesome #NontendoNX news!

ᴛʀᴀɴꜱᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ ʀᴇʙᴏᴏᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴀᴄᴛ ɪ

ᴛʀᴀɴꜱᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴇꜱꜱ ᴇꜱᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛɪᴏɴ: 1 ʜᴏᴜʀ, 50 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇꜱ

doug is posting from somewhere else i dont know how i dont nkow what hes doing but m̸̮͓̿̑y̷̪̹͑̐ ̷̹̿͂h̴̰͌ẹ̵̓̋a̸̙̖̚͝d̸͔̺͗ ̶̪͘h̷̡͉̒u̵̫̣̐̏r̸̟͗ͅt̵̫̉s̵̻̾ its ringing stop it please the skky is t̴o̴o̴ ̴b̴r̴i̴g̴h̴t̴ ̴i cant see help the moon is growing i cant stop it

ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴜɪᴛ ɪꜱ ɪɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴛᴛᴇʀʏ ɪꜱ ɪɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇɢɪɴ

ɪᴛ ʙᴇɢɪɴꜱ

update: i can see the moon now and it's cracked like doug's drawing at this point i just want the camera crew to jump out and reveal the prank idc how stupid ive looked

i saw something move in the grass on the monitor i swear i did idk what but i saw movement

think i heard thunder outside i can't see any clouds on the stupid monitor but i heard a crash outside honestly hoping the power goes out cause then maybe the lock will disengage and i can get out of this hell hole or im trapped in here without power

i want to beat myself up for taking this job but it's not like i could've predicted this of all things happening and the worst part? I'm kinda numb to it all right now. weird drawer, creepy pictures, red sky? who cares i just want to leave man

good news: managed to sleep for about 2 hours despite everything bad news: despite it being 8 pm, the sky on the monitor has gone from pink to an unsettling red

sun must be setting as the skies getting pinker on the screen about 6 more hours almost done with all this my phone's officially dead and I'm out of food, so my fate is in the hands of the cleaning guy hearing me yell if im not passed out before he gets here worst wednesday ive ever had

cant rest still bored still cant get a signal still freaked out im gonna try my best to redraw a couple of the drawings doug made to share them im stuck with an ms paint knock off and 0 art skills, bare with me

i think doug's monitor is fucked up it's kinda pink looking outside but the sun doesnt set for a bit

sorry if i freaked any of you out with those last couple posts im just shaken up i wont bring up what happened there again on the bright side its only 8 more hours before cleaning is here and i can forget all this happened

maybe im just dreaming. ive had nightmares before of walking into work and nobody else is there. ive never had a lucid dream before either so maybe im doing something wrong.

i probably shouldn't go into more detail on what i found, i dont know what blueskys policy covers in this context. my phone's at 5% but im gonna keep trying to call anyone every few minutes. if this piece of crap computer has internet then theres gotta be some way for me to get help.

i found kevin im gonna throw up

maybe the office is closed for halloween eve. i didnt get an email about it and none of the higher ups said anything, but it's possible. or maybe everyone else did get here and theyre leaving me locked up as a prank. maybe doug put them up to it. im only posting to stave off the boredom.

how does he actually do it. I spend my whole work day going about the whole place, checking in on the youtube and twitter departments, seeing if i can take a peak at upcoming stuff, and maybe pop into here once every few days. but Doug? he's in here for 8+ hours a day.

found a bunch of drawings from doug under the keyboard. phone's still acting up so i can't take pictures but they're weird. im gonna assume it's all part of his bit, but he has some skill. he should've been an artist instead of a social media account runner.

can't sleep, i feel weird in this room. how does doug do all of his work in here? the lights keep flickering, it smells like a dozen dusty attics at once, and he put a monitor up on the wall. I think it's footage from outside, but it's just an empty field, so it's not anywhere near the office.

#XenobladeChronicles X: Definitive Edition is coming to #Ṇ̸̎ȋ̴̥͍n̵̛̬̄̏ẗ̵̩̒e̵̺͈̪̾̀̓ṋ̷̢̦̏d̵̥͇͓̈͐͒o̵̔͋͜͝Switch on 3/20/25! Explore the mysterious planet Mira in this epic sci-fi JRPG, now with enhanced visuals and brand-new story elements!

oh what the hell n̵̡̻̝͖̱͇̜̆̀͌͗̐͠ͅĩ̸̝̦͖̜̳̲͙̟͗̃͑͊̈́͋̿̏͜͝n̵̡̻̝͖̱͇̜̆̀͌͗̐͠ͅt̵̟̯̦͍͍́͒̅̎̇͘͝ë̶̠̰̹̣̥̤̰́̊n̴͎͌̾͋̂d̷̘̩̀̿͜o̸͚̮̙͗̀̐̀͆̇͂̂͋̚ did a big announcement over on twitter randomly yesterday morning and i forgot to cross post. one sec.

So, slight change of plans. The office door locked behind me. I'm stuck here until someone else comes and opens it up for me. I still don't know why everybody else hasn't shown up for work, so I can only hope the cleaners hear me yelling. When they arrive at... midnight. Great.

I'm only just realizing the jack ass set the name to "Nontendo" and did something to the company computer so if you type N̶͍̬̈ĭ̵̝̘́n̴̳̝̂̕t̵̢͎̿e̴̯̒́n̷̦̿d̵̪̙̾̀o̶̺̔͂ it gets all fucked up. If Doug isn't fired by the end of the week I'm quitting, I can't handle his "jokes" anymore. He kept leaving tar in the office toilets.