To all of our late night gamers out there, be sure to get at least a little rest so you've got the energy to debate with other Nintendo fans on when the next Direct is.

Nintendo of America agrees. Although we have little to no direct input on Illumination's casting direction, we also believe Danny DeVito should be the only live action character while keeping everyone else animated.

We at Nintendo of America are looking forward to playing the adventures of a certain green and orb shaped robot on our Nintendo Switch in the near future. 👀

We at Nintendo of America thought it was made very clear that unless explicitly stated elsewhere, the main Mario cast are all bisexual.

We're not even bothering with the lawyers on this one, prepare for the locusts.

Fun Nintendo Fact, we were very jealous of this design and have made strides to create a boss character for our franchises (such as the Super Mario or Legend of Zelda franchises) with the same aura as this. We got close once with Fawful.

We at Nintendo of America ask that you kindly stop posting salacious imagery of our retro consoles. Daniel in accounting is making it uncomfortable for everyone else by repeatedly bringing these images up in the company wide group chat.

It would make Doug from R&D very happy if you utilized the C Button more. He spent 3 weeks in the Nintendo Quality Assurance Bunker with only small amounts of water and Super Mario branded Cheese Sticks to make sure it felt as comfortable as it could be without damaging the Nintendo Switch 2 unit.

We at Nintendo of America have caught wind that the number of likes across BlueSky as a whole have dipped, and we sincerely apologize, as this could only be the result of our absence for most of the past year. We will rectify this mistake by increasing the quality of our posts by 27%. Have fun!

We at Nintendo of America are disappointed that Mario Tennis Fever seemingly did not make the cut. We are now working to boil the Mario that appears in that game down into his base elements so we may deduce what went wrong in development, stay tuned and have fun!

Nintendo #FunFactFriday ! Heavy Mole consumes more fossil fuels in one day than what 3 standard issue SUVs consume in a year!

This Good Friday, we at Nintendo of America would like to remind you all that Wario has canonically fought God. Well we think this does not confirm what religion he believes in, if any, we do think it serves as a nice reminder to play Wario World on the Gamecube Nintendo Switch Classics app today!

Ride, fight, and raid alongside your fellow Wardens in #Highguard! Storm their ranks and claim the Shieldbreaker in the all-new breed of shooter, coming to the Nintendo Switch Family of Systems later this year!

We at Nintendo of America regret to inform you all that Prehistorik Man has tragically passed away at the age of 30. He was not surrounded by loved ones as he succumbed to his food poisoning. We ask you all mourn respectfully by playing his game on the Nintendo Switch Online Classics app.

We at Nintendo of America are aware of the controversial lore change related to Rosalina presented in Illumination's The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, and rest assured, we will be taking full advantage of it and letting it hang low in future installments.

I am still getting the hang of this "meme" thing. #DonkeyKongBananza #NintendoSwitch2

Bob-omb Blast has come to #MarioKartWorld on #NintendoSwitch2! Use nothing but Bob-ombs to burst the balls of your rivals, racking up points along the way, and ensuring their lineage ends with them. Score the most points to win in this returning battle mode!

Nintendo #Fun Fact: Tingle is the only character that can feel dread.

Experience the classic SNES game with an all new, darker twist! Super Mariofell: Fall Stars will be available on the Nintendo Switch 2 System this Fall.

The sweetest event of the year is here! Hunt Eggs, collect Jinjos, and more in EA Sports Madden NFL 26! Play now on Nintendo Switch 2: ninten.do/6017Qv6lD

Drip and Slop all over your best pants in this Sludge-tastic new title! Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems.

It has also come to our attention that the intern who ran this account had followed many Non-Nintendo Of America Affiliated accounts, and we have since rectified this mistake. Please be sure to watch and enjoy the Super Mario Galaxy Movie, in theaters now!

We apologize for the lack of updates since early February! President of Nintendo of America, Devon Pritchard, locked us away until after the release of Super Mario Bros.™ Wonder – Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park so we could not post Elephant Rosalina early, for he is a coward.

A new #NintendoDirect Partner Showcase livestream is on the way! Tune in tomorrow, Feb 5, at 6am PT for roughly 30 minutes of upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch games. Watch here: youtube.com/watch?v=5Sw0PRaf2ag

We at Nintendo of America have heard you, and we know how much you all love ✨Hugh✨! So we're announcing today that no sold copy of #TomodachiLife: Living The Dream will be able to replicate him no matter how hard you try, keeping him unique to our direct. Pre-order today!

Mixing up our Tuesday vibes with some MEGA Music! 🎶 Songs from the Game Boy Advance game It's Mr. Pants are available now on the #NintendoMusic app! 🎵 Give it a listen on the app today! 🎵

Calling all Islanders! 🏝️ Welcome to the first of three #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons challenges where we invite you to share your island with the community. Share a photo of an outdoor landscape you enjoyed creating in the replies! ⬇️

Virtual Boy - Nintendo Classics is coming to #NintendoSwitch2 and #NintendoSwitch on Feb 17! The following titles will be available to play at launch: Galactic Pinball™ Teleroboxer™ RED ALARM Virtual Boy™ Wario Land™ 3-D TETRIS® Sonic 3D Blast GOLF The Mansion of Innsmouth

Ride, fight, and raid alongside your fellow Wardens in #Highguard! Storm their ranks and claim the Shieldbreaker in the all-new breed of shooter, coming to the Nintendo Switch Family of Systems later this year!

Join us on Jan 29 at 6am PT for the #DonkeyKongCountryReturnsHD Direct! The presentation will last roughly 50 minutes and provide more info on upcoming additions to the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 editions of the game. #NintendoDirect Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj7...

Feeling nostalgic?​ ​Enjoy Nintendo Entertainment System – Nintendo Classics titles, like Gumshoe, and more with your #NintendoSwitchOnline membership.

There’s a whole galaxy just waiting to be explored. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is only in theaters April 1.

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Pro tip: Banana. #NontendoNX

We at Nontendo of America apologize for the lack of posts. The Turkey got out.

🚨 The Cyber Deals sale is here! Score big savings on select #NontendoNX games. Now through 12/2 at 11:59 PM PT.

Shhh. Scroll quietly, he's sleeping. #Kevin #Nontendo

Pro tip: Banana. #NontendoNX

Thank you for tuning in yesterday to the #SuperNontendoWorld Forward! We're just as excited as you are for the opening of "Pogo's Waterslide" in 2026, and hope you have lots of fun at Super Nontendo World every time you visit!

Fun Fact Friday: in some regions, Nontendo offers flavored #NontendoNX cartridges that come in a wide variety of flavors, such as Meat, Green, and as shown below, Soup! These are currently banned in America.

The Nontendo Orb Classic "The Wolf Within" returns on the #NontendoNX in 2026! Play as Wilson, a lonely drifter who is cursed to turn into a fearsome wolf by night, and try to balance your morals with your uncontrollable blood lust in this remaster of the critically acclaimed classic.

Don't forget to add that extra hour back when you set the time on your #Nontendo DVR!

With Pogo's Adventure coming later next year, we wanted to share a short look back at how our favorite green guy has evolved throughout the years. Despite a small hiatus after 2007, he's kept his signature brown shoes and big blue eyes, and he's ready to head off on his greatest adventure in 2025!

We at Nontendo are glad you enjoyed your Nontendo Entertainment Orb! Fun Fact: Our original prototype was actually a cube. We realized this would not work for our needs as the cube was very difficult to move from location to location, so we redesigned it to be an easy to roll ball.

We at Nontendo want to celebrate our illustrious history of gaming systems, from the Nontendo Electronic Fun Station (typically abbreviated to NEFS) all the way to our latest console the #NontendoNX What was your first #Nontendo console? Share in the comments below!

Hi! We at Nontendo of America did not have any significant plans besides announcing the latest #NontendoNX game "Pogo's Adventure" and wishing all #Nontendo fans a happy Halloween! Thanks for watching!

Our favorite janitor Kevin and everyone at Nontendo wishes you all a Happy Halloween! Save up to 75% on some spooky games when you visit the #NontendoDigiShop

Our final announcement for today is a new adventure for everyone's favorite green blob: Pogo's Adventure! Coming to #NontendoNX later next year! That's all for today folks, follow for more awesome #NontendoNX news!

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