This Easter, we at Nintendo of America ask that to help celebrate this wonderful holiday, you all should draw Link from the Legend of Zelda in a bunnysuit. Or any character from one of our series in a bunnysuit, but keep Link at the front of your mind for choices. Thank you, and Happy Easter!

Not anymore.

There would've been more crossovers between Mario and Sonic outside of the Olympic Games if Big Daddy Miyamoto wasn't so jealous of the Werehog concept from Sonic Unleashed. Days in and days out during meetings and phone calls saying "Fuck, it's genius, why didn't I think of that?"

We at Nintendo of America are proud to have gotten these numbers. Or rather we would be if Illumination had listened to our idea of increasing Rosalina's screen time exponentially and just remaking the movie to be about her and only her which would've garnered a billion dollars, but $370M isn't bad.

We here at Nintendo of America would like to thank you all for 1K Followers! We work hard to bring you up to date news and high-quality posts for Nintendo fans everywhere to enjoy, and we appreciate you all being here for it. As Mario would say, "Please pay $60 up front, wahoo!"

Or you could purchase neither of those and instead purcahse roughly 40 copies of (English) Pokémon LeafGreen Version for your Nintendo Switch 1 or Nintendo Switch 2 System. Just imagine the shiny hunting 😵‍💫

Discover endless fighters, stages, and themes in M.U.G.E.N, with it's state of the art character creator and stage builder! Infinite battles await you in M.U.G.E.N, coming to the Nintendo Switch 1 System and Nintendo Switch 2 System later today.

This little fat chud cost the development team 3 weeks, so we hope you all enjoy it.

We at Nintendo of America are saddened by this act of blasphemy.

As for our power players in America, you all get the privilege of paying full price!

If we see one more outburst related to the shutdown of Miiverse we're taking Scrunt off of the NES Classics App.

We at Nintendo of America promise there was going to be a Direct soon, but someone in Marketing accidentally flushed the list of games to announce down the toilet, and thus we've had to completely reschedule. Not naming any names, but it was definitely Margaret. You know what you've done, Margaret.

Everyday we at Nintendo of America get criticized for not listening to the fans and you guys go and do this.

Feeling old yet? The Nintendo 3DS turns 20 this year! From high flying adventures in New Super Mario Bros. 2, to games that broke records like Cubic Ninja, we hope you've all enjoyed the past two decades, and look forward to titles from it's library coming to the Nintendo Switch Family of Systems.

We're so excited to welcome Poob to the Nintendo Switch Family of Systems. Keep your eyes peeled, you might find an adventure of galactic proportions hitting Poob sooner than you think. ✨🍄🦖

Instead of Nintendo infiltrating the movies, how about the movies infiltrating your Nintendo? That's right, after 9 years the Poob app is finally available on the Nintendo Switch™️ family of systems in select regions.

It has come to our attention the wording of this skeet could potentially be interpreted in a non-family friendly way. Rest assured that once we find a way to punish him in a way that won't elicit a positive reaction, retribution will fall upon the intern who made the announcement. Thank you!

Awkward reunions? Sentimental talks? Lost chances presenting themselves again? It's time for a lot of catching up, because Your Childhood Best Friend You Haven't Seen In Years is now available on the Nintendo Switch 2 System.

This Easter, we at Nintendo of America ask that to help celebrate this wonderful holiday, you all should draw Link from the Legend of Zelda in a bunnysuit. Or any character from one of our series in a bunnysuit, but keep Link at the front of your mind for choices. Thank you, and Happy Easter!

We at Nintendo of America can't say for certain what percentage of Pikmin is meat, but we assure you it is still entirely ethical to cook and consume them.

To all of our late night gamers out there, be sure to get at least a little rest so you've got the energy to debate with other Nintendo fans on when the next Direct is.

Nintendo of America agrees. Although we have little to no direct input on Illumination's casting direction, we also believe Danny DeVito should be the only live action character while keeping everyone else animated.

We at Nintendo of America are looking forward to playing the adventures of a certain green and orb shaped robot on our Nintendo Switch in the near future. 👀

We at Nintendo of America thought it was made very clear that unless explicitly stated elsewhere, the main Mario cast are all bisexual.

We're not even bothering with the lawyers on this one, prepare for the locusts.

Fun Nintendo Fact, we were very jealous of this design and have made strides to create a boss character for our franchises (such as the Super Mario or Legend of Zelda franchises) with the same aura as this. We got close once with Fawful.

We at Nintendo of America ask that you kindly stop posting salacious imagery of our retro consoles. Daniel in accounting is making it uncomfortable for everyone else by repeatedly bringing these images up in the company wide group chat.

It would make Doug from R&D very happy if you utilized the C Button more. He spent 3 weeks in the Nintendo Quality Assurance Bunker with only small amounts of water and Super Mario branded Cheese Sticks to make sure it felt as comfortable as it could be without damaging the Nintendo Switch 2 unit.

We at Nintendo of America have caught wind that the number of likes across BlueSky as a whole have dipped, and we sincerely apologize, as this could only be the result of our absence for most of the past year. We will rectify this mistake by increasing the quality of our posts by 27%. Have fun!

We at Nintendo of America are disappointed that Mario Tennis Fever seemingly did not make the cut. We are now working to boil the Mario that appears in that game down into his base elements so we may deduce what went wrong in development, stay tuned and have fun!

Nintendo #FunFactFriday ! Heavy Mole consumes more fossil fuels in one day than what 3 standard issue SUVs consume in a year!

This Good Friday, we at Nintendo of America would like to remind you all that Wario has canonically fought God. Well we think this does not confirm what religion he believes in, if any, we do think it serves as a nice reminder to play Wario World on the Gamecube Nintendo Switch Classics app today!

Ride, fight, and raid alongside your fellow Wardens in #Highguard! Storm their ranks and claim the Shieldbreaker in the all-new breed of shooter, coming to the Nintendo Switch Family of Systems later this year!

We at Nintendo of America regret to inform you all that Prehistorik Man has tragically passed away at the age of 30. He was not surrounded by loved ones as he succumbed to his food poisoning. We ask you all mourn respectfully by playing his game on the Nintendo Switch Online Classics app.

We at Nintendo of America are aware of the controversial lore change related to Rosalina presented in Illumination's The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, and rest assured, we will be taking full advantage of it and letting it hang low in future installments.

I am still getting the hang of this "meme" thing. #DonkeyKongBananza #NintendoSwitch2

Bob-omb Blast has come to #MarioKartWorld on #NintendoSwitch2! Use nothing but Bob-ombs to burst the balls of your rivals, racking up points along the way, and ensuring their lineage ends with them. Score the most points to win in this returning battle mode!

Nintendo #Fun Fact: Tingle is the only character that can feel dread.

Experience the classic SNES game with an all new, darker twist! Super Mariofell: Fall Stars will be available on the Nintendo Switch 2 System this Fall.

The sweetest event of the year is here! Hunt Eggs, collect Jinjos, and more in EA Sports Madden NFL 26! Play now on Nintendo Switch 2: ninten.do/6017Qv6lD

Drip and Slop all over your best pants in this Sludge-tastic new title! Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems.

It has also come to our attention that the intern who ran this account had followed many Non-Nintendo Of America Affiliated accounts, and we have since rectified this mistake. Please be sure to watch and enjoy the Super Mario Galaxy Movie, in theaters now!

We apologize for the lack of updates since early February! President of Nintendo of America, Devon Pritchard, locked us away until after the release of Super Mario Bros.™ Wonder – Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park so we could not post Elephant Rosalina early, for he is a coward.

A new #NintendoDirect Partner Showcase livestream is on the way! Tune in tomorrow, Feb 5, at 6am PT for roughly 30 minutes of upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch games. Watch here: youtube.com/watch?v=5Sw0PRaf2ag

We at Nintendo of America have heard you, and we know how much you all love ✨Hugh✨! So we're announcing today that no sold copy of #TomodachiLife: Living The Dream will be able to replicate him no matter how hard you try, keeping him unique to our direct. Pre-order today!

Mixing up our Tuesday vibes with some MEGA Music! 🎶 Songs from the Game Boy Advance game It's Mr. Pants are available now on the #NintendoMusic app! 🎵 Give it a listen on the app today! 🎵

Calling all Islanders! 🏝️ Welcome to the first of three #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons challenges where we invite you to share your island with the community. Share a photo of an outdoor landscape you enjoyed creating in the replies! ⬇️

Virtual Boy - Nintendo Classics is coming to #NintendoSwitch2 and #NintendoSwitch on Feb 17! The following titles will be available to play at launch: Galactic Pinball™ Teleroboxer™ RED ALARM Virtual Boy™ Wario Land™ 3-D TETRIS® Sonic 3D Blast GOLF The Mansion of Innsmouth

Ride, fight, and raid alongside your fellow Wardens in #Highguard! Storm their ranks and claim the Shieldbreaker in the all-new breed of shooter, coming to the Nintendo Switch Family of Systems later this year!

Join us on Jan 29 at 6am PT for the #DonkeyKongCountryReturnsHD Direct! The presentation will last roughly 50 minutes and provide more info on upcoming additions to the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 editions of the game. #NintendoDirect Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj7...