Super Mario x MTG is coming this Holiday! We're expanding the Super Mario universe into new planes, partnering with Wizards of the Coast to bring you an exciting new way to play the popular trading card game! Here's a sneak preview at a couple of the cards that will release later this year.

Lost to Wario in Mario Kart DS so I'm cancelling his next title "WarioWare: Move Your Ass!"

The easy way to get 1 billion players a day is to just lie, just tell your shareholders you definitely have 1 billion players a day, and that you'll definitely make mobile games, and that you're definitely making free to play games. It works every time. What is your problem Xbox? Are you stupid?

We're probably not far behind, but don't fret! Alarmo will stay in production for the next 2 decades.

She didn't pay alimony so I made her Joy-Cons drift. #packwatch

The next Mario game is going to take place on the beach that makes you old.

We read the room and will not be adding Seinfeld to #NintendoToday

We're putting Seinfeld on #NintendoToday.

Sony gijinka that depicts them as a stupid bald ass baby with one swoop of hair that we, the chad Nintendo gijinka, then punt into the atmosphere.

Follow @nintendooamerica.bsky.social and repost for a chance to receive a new plague unlike the world has ever seen. Giveaway ends July 33rd at midnight.

Are you ready for another high seas adventure? ⛵ A continuation of the beloved Nintendo Gamecube classic, The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker 2 comes exclusively to the Nintendo Switch 2 in Spring 2027.

The Amazing Digital Super Circuit.

After Sony's dead we all do the Nintendo Dance on their grave. It involves a lot of arm movement so please stretch properly beforehand.

oh fuck here's a shark loose in the eshop !

It's the 5th of July, destroy your Wii U.

New Kirby redesign to better reflect his current character arc. Please direct any complaints to Ian Flynn. If you can even come up with any.

All rise for the national anthem. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAtd...

The founding fathers never even played Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins so does it really matter at this point?

It's the 4th of July, crack out your Wii U.

To make up for the PS6 not supporting physical discs, we are partnering with Naughty Dog to release "The Last of Us: Anniversary Edition" on the Nintendo Switch 2, so you don't have to miss out on the biannual Last of Us re-release! Game only available on Game Key Card.

Miyamoto here, I am excited to show you all these brand new images for "The Legend of Zelda", and give you the first look at Bo Bragason as Princess Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth as Link. The movie is set to release on April 30th, 2027, and I hope you are all excited as I am for it. Thank you.

What's all the buzz about? 🐝 🐝 🐝 A bunch of bees are coming to your location later today!

There's an episode of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show that's lost media and it involves King Koopa blowing himself up with fireworks trying to do a grand standing 4th of July celebration.

We sent the Mini-Marios into the BlueSky HQ to uncover intel. 90% sure they started tearing copper wires from the wall. Only 90% though.

Miyamoto here, I am excited to show you all these brand new images for "The Legend of Zelda", and give you the first look at Bo Bragason as Princess Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth as Link. The movie is set to release on April 30th, 2027, and I hope you are all excited as I am for it. Thank you.

Gaster plays Lucas and just spams PK Fire. This is why Toby hasn't officially shown him off or talks about him, out of shame.

Meditated for 48 hours, came back with this new controller design. PS6 will have nothing on this.

Getting in a hot air balloon and throwing handfuls of Thwimps at the denizens below. Happy early 4th of July.

Sakurai repped too many Gen 1 Pokemon. Next Smash Bros y'all get Regirock, because he's cool. Nintendo of America out.

Has it been long enough since SEGA used him that we can just put Vectorman in something without getting in trouble? Like just stick him in a Kirby game as a random little goober you can find, his design goes too hard for him to rot on the Genesis.

Using my big evil parody account powers to tell you all to go play Captain Wayne. I mean. We at Nintendo of America endorse Captain Wayne: Vacation Desperation. Yeah that.

Redeem your #MyNintendo Platinum Points to collect custom icons from #RhythmHeavenGroove, available until July 29 at 6pm PT on Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch. Icon elements will be refreshed each week. #NintendoSwitchOnline Learn more: ninten.do/6017vtd4J

Time to kick that ball down the road! Super Mario Strikers will be removed from Nintendo Gamecube - Nintendo Classics July 10th because fuck you. Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack and Nintendo Switch 2 will no longer be required because you can not play it anymore wheeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Hey there bud. *traps you in a painting*

Reviews are in for Rhythm Heaven Groove. IGN: FUUUUCK I HATE IT PC Gamer: FUUUUCK I HATE IT Kotaku: FUUUUCK I HATE IT Metacritic: FUUUUCK I HATE IT PeanutButterGamer: Hey everybody, Peebs here! OpenCritic: FUUUUCK I HATE IT GameSpot: FUUUUCK I HATE IT GameInformer: FUUUUCK I HATE IT

Putting "Lead Based Controller Housing" on the top of the priority list for R&D

We're so sorry sir, but it appears that all of the toilets in Super Nintendo World are clogged at the moment. We know you don't want to hear this, but you'll need to use the piranha plant statue.

For about 4 hours.

We're delaying Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves to 2028 due to global warming. Thank you for understanding.

We made Samus hungry. Can't a girl eat?

Ready to reel in a big one? 🎣 From the developers of New Pokemon Snap comes Fishing With Pikachu, an upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 title! Take Pikachu out on to the open seas, catch as many fish as you can, and partake in deep discussion with Pikachu when this arrives on the eShop later this year.

Congratulations Sony, you drowned in the rain faster than Microsoft died to blood loss post slamming their dick in the car door.

Jerk your worthless penis to the beat! Rhythm Heaven Groove releases on the Nintendo Switch family of systems tomorrow. Are you excited?

Ready to get back on the track, Cap? 2027

Sorry Mario Kart Wii enjoyers.

We don't typically lay off our subsidiaries because anytime a shareholder suggests anything like that, we strap 'em to a big rocket and fire it off into the Pacific.

I've only played Splatoon 1 for a couple hours so I don't got a lot to parody from the direct, take a poorly drawn squid as compensation.

Due to the extreme heat as of late, we are here to announce that Revali has melted.