Ignore these numbers and please support our struggling developers by purchasing Super Mario Bros.™ Wonder – Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park for the Nintendo Switch 2 System at least 7 times.

Which #SuperMario Character Are You? 🍄 Screenshot this post to find out, and share which one you got in the replies! 👇

When an alien invasion hits London, this rag tag band of rockers must use all their powers to save their home! Relive the Wii classic, with new quality of life additions, stunning HD visuals, and fresh post game content, when The Beatles Rockband HD drops on the Nintendo Switch 2 System in 2027.

Why did a Dark Fountain open in the hospital? What happened to Noelle? And who is the Knight? Find out all this, and more, when DELTARUNE: Chapter 5 drops on the Nintendo eShop tomorrow!

This was not necessarily an invitation to leave your own video game opinions, but please continue to do so, it'll lighten the load off of BlueSky's server.

Yes, we at Nintendo of America are very proud of The Legend of Legend Of Zeldalda Breath Of The Wis Of The Kingdom

Advertisers today don't even say "Get N or Get Out" anymore, they just ask you to drop $70 on a game and look at you like this.

Uh, meow? "Six Dollar Cat" now available on the #NintendoSwitch EShop! Get it today: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

We at Nintendo of America would like to apologize for the heavy activity that is currently straining BlueSky's servers. Downloading every single horrible video game opinion on this website to synthesize what our players truly want has proven to be too much of a burden on the servers.

We at Nintendo of America would like to make it known that all of our skeets are free game to voice over as if they were direct announcements if you so wish. Our normal direct voice over guy is currently in a minotaur labyrinth so we don't think he'll be available for some time.

We're not mad. Please don't put in the news that we got mad.

We hope that if the owner of this account is ever revealed, you tar and feather them.

We at Nintendo of America ask that, in a similar vein to buying a bunny for your child on Easter when they are not responsible enough, you do not purchase a Yoshi Pop Corn Bucket if you do not intend to take proper care of it for it's 6 Month life cycle.

Why did a Dark Fountain open in the hospital? What happened to Noelle? And who is the Knight? Find out all this, and more, when DELTARUNE: Chapter 5 drops on the Nintendo eShop tomorrow!

An update on Splatoon Raiders? If you want it, we'll give it to you. Find it! We left it in one place.

We at Nintendo of America are slightly concerned about the number of saves on the Goop from a Bucket announcement. We were aware of the excitement leading up to release, but now Jared has to go home and we worry players will not be satiated with the Goop that has been made so far.

Happy Easter Everyone! 🐰 We at Nintendo of America hope you all have a safe and fun Sunday, and don't forget where you hid your eggs! 🥚 Wouldn't want any wild Yoshis running around, now would we? 🦖

Don't listen to them...

We at Nintendo of America fully encourage save scumming, as some of our games are untested and you may have troubled against the ghouls.

We at Nintendo of America do not condone GenAI in any capacity, and have made it a policy to put any employee here who utilizes it into the patented "Nintendo Pit" for 100 years. Thank you for playing!

This bunny means business, so you better hop to it! Slungus is now available on the Nintendo eShop for the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems for a limited time.

Don't worry Charlie, he's our favorite Luigi too.

This Easter, we at Nintendo of America ask that to help celebrate this wonderful holiday, you all should draw Link from the Legend of Zelda in a bunnysuit. Or any character from one of our series in a bunnysuit, but keep Link at the front of your mind for choices. Thank you, and Happy Easter!

To end off this #SuperSaturday, we wanna know... What is everyone's favorite Super Mario Power Up? 🍄🏵️🍃 Reply with your favorites and see who agrees!

This was the only bit of input Illumination took to heart from our notes.

When a series of murders at an amusement park stop being investigated, it's up to you to figure out what really happened, lest The Phantom Puppet gets you. Five Nights at Freddy's 3: Welcome to Freddyland, coming soon to the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems this holiday.

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It's White! Hidden Valley Ranch now available on the eShop for the Nintendo Switch 2 System.

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There would've been more crossovers between Mario and Sonic outside of the Olympic Games if Big Daddy Miyamoto wasn't so jealous of the Werehog concept from Sonic Unleashed. Days in and days out during meetings and phone calls saying "Fuck, it's genius, why didn't I think of that?"

We at Nintendo of America are proud to have gotten these numbers. Or rather we would be if Illumination had listened to our idea of increasing Rosalina's screen time exponentially and just remaking the movie to be about her and only her which would've garnered a billion dollars, but $370M isn't bad.

We here at Nintendo of America would like to thank you all for 1K Followers! We work hard to bring you up to date news and high-quality posts for Nintendo fans everywhere to enjoy, and we appreciate you all being here for it. As Mario would say, "Please pay $60 up front, wahoo!"

Or you could purchase neither of those and instead purcahse roughly 40 copies of (English) Pokémon LeafGreen Version for your Nintendo Switch 1 or Nintendo Switch 2 System. Just imagine the shiny hunting 😵‍💫

Discover endless fighters, stages, and themes in M.U.G.E.N, with it's state of the art character creator and stage builder! Infinite battles await you in M.U.G.E.N, coming to the Nintendo Switch 1 System and Nintendo Switch 2 System later today.

This little fat chud cost the development team 3 weeks, so we hope you all enjoy it.

We at Nintendo of America are saddened by this act of blasphemy.

As for our power players in America, you all get the privilege of paying full price!

If we see one more outburst related to the shutdown of Miiverse we're taking Scrunt off of the NES Classics App.

We at Nintendo of America promise there was going to be a Direct soon, but someone in Marketing accidentally flushed the list of games to announce down the toilet, and thus we've had to completely reschedule. Not naming any names, but it was definitely Margaret. You know what you've done, Margaret.

Everyday we at Nintendo of America get criticized for not listening to the fans and you guys go and do this.

Feeling old yet? The Nintendo 3DS turns 20 this year! From high flying adventures in New Super Mario Bros. 2, to games that broke records like Cubic Ninja, we hope you've all enjoyed the past two decades, and look forward to titles from it's library coming to the Nintendo Switch Family of Systems.

We're so excited to welcome Poob to the Nintendo Switch Family of Systems. Keep your eyes peeled, you might find an adventure of galactic proportions hitting Poob sooner than you think. ✨🍄🦖

Instead of Nintendo infiltrating the movies, how about the movies infiltrating your Nintendo? That's right, after 9 years the Poob app is finally available on the Nintendo Switch™️ family of systems in select regions.

It has come to our attention the wording of this skeet could potentially be interpreted in a non-family friendly way. Rest assured that once we find a way to punish him in a way that won't elicit a positive reaction, retribution will fall upon the intern who made the announcement. Thank you!

Awkward reunions? Sentimental talks? Lost chances presenting themselves again? It's time for a lot of catching up, because Your Childhood Best Friend You Haven't Seen In Years is now available on the Nintendo Switch 2 System.

This Easter, we at Nintendo of America ask that to help celebrate this wonderful holiday, you all should draw Link from the Legend of Zelda in a bunnysuit. Or any character from one of our series in a bunnysuit, but keep Link at the front of your mind for choices. Thank you, and Happy Easter!