Why are there apps like Microsoft Teams?

[Luther in a Mission Impossible video game] Ethan, you need to keep an eye on your stealth meter. If it fills all the way up, nearby enemies will be alerted to your presence. Press the circle button to crouch. While you’re crouched, they won’t be able to hear your footsteps…

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Cannot think of a more pathetic coward alive than Chuck Schumer. He’s letting the pedophile who tried to kill him once do whatever he wants with his masked gestapo. Won’t even pretend to put up a fight.

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I’ll have been in country for ten years in August, & should have been eligible for ILR, then citizenship the day after we get married in November. I have paid in the range of £15k in visa fees since arriving, and have been in work nonstop, paying tax. This fascist dumbass is stealing that.

*Ip Man punches me 100 times* heh, I’ve got him on the ropes now. *Ip Man punches me 100 more times* fuck

*Ip Man punches me 100 times* heh, I’ve got him on the ropes now. *Ip Man punches me 100 more times* fuck

Muse is like Radiohead’s Weezer

this is the type of shit dr jacoby was uploading in the return

Virtually everything you do under capitalism is to the benefit of child rapist billionaires. This cannot be stopped until the ruling class is usurped and abolished.

This is true of basically all news now but it is appalling to see how the staggered release of the Epstein docs (as well as the reporting and reaction around them) abstracts and sensationalizes these horrors while still downplaying them in a way that benefits the perpetrators.

2026 we’re getting serious about podcasting again folks! new episodes of Select and Start are coming!

The American government’s desire to expand its territories by invading Canadian will give rise to a new ideology: Cajun Zionism

we need to start being meaner about mormonism

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

Weezer and The Killers both have nonsense lyrics but The Killers get away with it because their lyrics are like “cigarette lady of my dreams, inhale the addiction of a queen” while Weezer is like “Japanese teenage summer, Godzilla atom bummer”

my god they’re doing woke mugshawtys

[gamer looking for a job] what’s the current resume meta?

The type of liberal that blames everyone who didn’t vote blue for our present conditions will never accept the blame for the awful things dems have done like Obama and Biden’s deportation policies that led us to this moment. Your passive existence enables the fascism your observe but never resist.

[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time

Someone should ask the @safety.bsky.app what protected group ICE belongs to here and why they deserve to be protected over the Palestinians in Gaza they frequently ban

“We lost all trust,” a current ICE official added. “I’m not sure I can see how we exist three years from now.”

been at this coffee shop for 15 minutes and they’ve played With Arms Outstretched by Rilo Kiley and Clark Gable by The Postal Service. I fear I’m being targeted, possibly by Jenny Lewis herself

Immigration is not a problem. Like I’m sorry but you literally have an intellectual deficiency if you think immigration is a problem. Like I think you should be kept in a fucking padded cell and studied by science so we can prevent you happening if you think immigration is a problem.

ICE is going to repeatedly murder people and the state will justify it as self-defense when we can see with our own eyes that their lives aren’t being threatened so I don’t see what someone would have to lose for actually unloading on them

proof of life

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

The good folks over at The Silent Discographer brought me on to talk about the criminally-overlooked R.E.M. album Reveal! Give it a listen (the album and the podcast)! 🎶Come on, come on, no one can see you try🎶

Our new Reveal episode has been revealed, joined by special guest @dannyvegito.bsky.social !

As a proud Puzzmo subscriber this is huge for me. I’m levitating

@dannyvegito.bsky.social you’re in the Puzzmo crossword today

British people commenting on American foreign policy:

Dem leadership is so materially removed from the circumstances that a disruption to their lunch order would drive them to action more quickly than a murder attempt. They do not know the friction of every day life. Waiting in a line would probably register as torture in their minds.

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

Not diminishing the evil and stupidity of this present moment, but I do wish the people acting like Trump’s desire to conquer Greenland is some low point in American history would take 30 seconds to reflect on our history or at least measure the distance between America’s mainland and Hawai’i

y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little kermit

Skate Story rules

Good morning

I haven’t used ChatGPT so I’m not an expert but I do think the draw of things like ChatGPT is how it isn’t an ad-intrusive experience and the second you introduce that kind of friction it’s going to be just like the rest of the internet.

we have a fascist party and we have a party of fascist enablers

Begging the gun to hold its fire while ordering the target to stop moving

Hey comrade! Noticed your critique of One Battle After Another is through an idealist lens and not a materialist one. You have the eyes of a liberal and it clouds your ability to understand both fiction and reality. The beast is coming to get you. Will you be able to see it? Run.

A pedophile tyrant is sending thousands of masked barbarians to murder and kidnap his own citizens as a show of force and you’re expected to keep going to work and do nothing about it as if it will magically go away.

ICE has, and always will be, a tool of violence. It is a weapon and it cannot be reformed much like how a gun cannot be made to heal.