Oh, Potter-san thought he could strong arm me, eh? Well let's see how much hired muscle that old robber baron can afford. Bring it, tough guy!

[1970] Steve Rogers: hey what’s that building they’re making? Peggy: oh that? that’s the World Trade Center. Steve: huh. weird I don’t remember that being there. [2001] Steve: oh god oh shit oh FUCK

you read the name “Giovanni Ribisi” and expect a beautiful Italian woman and instead you see this angry little fella

silent hill f baby and the f is for phenomenal

Jake Sully, Neytiri, Kiri, Quaritch, Payakan, Spider, Lo’ak, Neteyam, Tuk. I know these names better than my own family

I am so deeply sorry to be in the position to have to pull this lever again, but I just watched my car get towed away and I don't really know what else to do anymore. More details in the update & description, but if you're able to help out or share, we would be grateful beyond words.

undertale sweater

are you ever like, this is the one. this is the post that rips down that last barrier between me and that for which the lord may never forgive me

Movie of the year

don’t care. vote blue no matter who

Everything on the internet has been turned into a monthly subscription service, and the hardware demands of AI is fast-tracking the final step of killing ownership: making consumers dependent on cloud-based computing so they have to pay a monthly subscription to turn on their computer.

STEVIE WONDER

We’ve all had a pretty bad week so Funky Boy Friday is a day early

Just rewatched The Shop Around the Corner and the thing about Jimmy Stewart is that he was such a good actor that you’d almost forget that someone from Budapest wouldn’t have a West Pennsylvanian dialect.

Timothy Olyphant Goku: you best leave my boy alone and get outta here if you know what’s good for you Walton Goggins Vegeta: I reckon there’s more fun to be had on this here rock Danny McBride Nappa: I came here with 10 tons of kick and I intend to see it delivered to your ass

Savannah sunset

not to be glib but a lot of discussions about AI will be solved very quick if you just become communist

oh my god lmao

Just think—you (yes, you!!) could be paying me a living wage to score your video game!

seeding torrents will make you feel like you’re part of something bigger than yourself

Spinal Tap’s mockumentary format is vital to understanding Rob Reiner’s storytelling approach, in which he welcomes and invites us to be more than viewers, but guests into these worlds. His films speak to us because, quite often, his characters are literally speaking to us.

The way Rob Reiner’s death hits me now feels the way it would if you told 6 year old me that Santa Claus was murdered. His films were imbued with so much humanity that they’ve taken on lives of their own. I’ll cherish what he gave us as long as I live. May he and his wife Michele rest in peace.

new from @garethwatkins.bsky.social! cartoons had a renaissance people hardly noticed—least of all the conservative activists trying to kill the medium: aftermath.site/queer-cartoo...

One of the best films ever made. Equally mature and childish at the same time. I think the unsung hero of it is Keiko Nobumoto (who wrote much of Cowboy Bebop) and her screenplay, which strikes the delicate balance of having thorny characters who, nonetheless, are capable of love and worth loving.

walter cronkite told america we lost the vietnam war on this channel

that’s my 40 year old virgin

Wake Up Dead Man is so good that I forgive it for being named after a U2 song

I neutered a boy cat named Beef Stroganoff today.

drop the “-dorf” just “Ganon.” it’s cleaner

so insanely fucking real for this

Decided to extend time as I will be extremely busy in January and February. Head portrait: $25 Mecha: $85 Full art: $65 Black and white sketch: $40 PayPal supported #commissions #art #metalgearsolid ko-fi.com/alzandah/com...

Why are there apps like Microsoft Teams?

Emma Thompson cried while listening to Joni Mitchell and now we gotta pretend Love Actually is a Christmas classic for the rest of our lives. there’s another 2 hours and 14 minutes in that movie guys

"steely dan" i think his name was actually joseph stalin

"video game mechanics?" Actually, they're called developers.

producer: so who’s gonna play the ghost of christmas past? scooter? rowlf? Brian Henson (grimly): the sleep paralysis demon producer: the what?

fucking braindead moron shit. "voting with their feet" pretending there's a true freedom of choice, indepedent decision-making context and not a culture of instant demand and alienation that cultivates this.

Hi all! I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

There is no scam, scheme, or grift too humiliating for Jimmy Fallon

Barkley: I’m telling you the Gamecube was better than the SNES. the SNES is overrated Kenny: you’re crazy. he’s crazy, man Shaq: Chuck’s never played Chrono Trigger Barkley: how am I supposed to play a 30 year old game? Kenny: you NEVER bought a DS? Ernie: I like the Wii

the noises from the printer are so scary sir

“it’s not just angels that have AT Fields though. AT fields surround every living mind. it’s what creates our identities. bonds our minds to our selves. it’s the unknowable, untouchable barrier between all living beings” “oh okay”

The Instrumentality Project was a success. I removed the barriers of the human form & united all of humanity into one being. With the body and ego gone, pilots and first officers could finally understand each other. There was just one problem: You need a physical form to fly a plane.

there are Laura Palmers everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Trump can never be Reagan’s heir because Reagan would never blow up a boat full of drugs from South America

Me clicking "Prefer not to say" when job applications ask me about my sexual orientation