Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today to get through this thing called life. #AEWDynamite

BRODIDO BACK THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

whatever happens, the thing that is going to inevitably be true is that netanyahu will have actually made the biggest blunder in israeli foreign policy history

... not that I expect this to occur to Trump, but isn't there *anyone* in the US or French government to have the presence of mind to say "you know what, 'Treaty of Versailles' isn't really a symbolic resonance we want, let's go do it in the city"? "Treaty of Paris" has good symbolic resonance!

It was, as Cat and Girl put it, always an attempt to aesthetize downward mobility, later corporations would use that to sell survival strategies back to us as fun new trends and not no one can afford a house

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Please keep running with this line. It will destroy the Democrats, sir.

john cornyn's campaign had more money than God and they spent it all on "Ken's Love Shack"

Red alert, red alert, Sami Callihan is a free agent do not let him anywhere near Jacksonville Florida. This is not a drill people, we have trained for this! 🤼‍♂️

Me, walking the strip in Majorca

SEARCHIN FOR A HEART OF GOLD

This is a good point b/c these guys have never had to actually SELL anything. They just put out a product and everyone clambers for it. They’re so used to just handing things to us and us saying “thank you sir can I have some more.” They have no idea how to respond when we’re not interested.

English fans: please wear sunscreen. You are not strong enough to withstand TX sun. These folks are looking reddd

This is legitimately one of the stupidest decisions ever when Gundam X has very recent and very good professionally made English subs that Bamco has already been using.

normal guy: hey man how’s it going Greg Bovino: you gotta hand it to vlad the impaler

Dark Side of the Ring decided to do the TNA episodes TOO early.

Listen as a New Jersey judge orders a newspaper (New Brunswick Today) to delete a security video the school district wanted deleted from the internet -- and orders the newspaper not to write about it *at all.* This is a prior restraint in violation of the First Amendment.

I need this

GIRLFRIEND: So what your go-to at karaoke? ME: I always sing Like A Virgin MY BULLY, TREVOR (age 10): Well obviously, but what song do you pick?

I saw my chance to use the Shrek font, and I seized it. 🤼

warhorse is the "meme" wrestler who should've gotten big

we’re gonna need a bigger filter

welp, that's fucked but probably true, yes.

It is not totally surprising, when you think about it, that the intelligentsia loves the cool bad boys who tell them how smart and important and superior they are and say naughty words, and *despises* their earnestly woke colleagues always lecturing them about some problem.

genuinely we need to bring back IRL third spaces before online civil society radicalizes itself into absolute nonsense

it's remarkable how like, you can visibly notice how people who still use X regularly are either getting dragged to the right (if on the centre-left or centre) or just getting more toxic in general

Someone on here had their students write a paper using Claude and then read them all to the class so they could see how blandly similar they all were

Genuinely though this is kind of what Channel Zero was and that is probably my favourite piece of horror television ever made

I am fully on board for Groverhaus of Leaves

terminal velocity summer camp zipline: the 4-d motion picture experience

"banning DSA candidates from the primary process" lmao you get the feeling that like, even the centrist wing of the party forgets that European style parties (and their ability to exclude ballot lines) isn't there in America

The only acceptable use of Claude

The “secret” about Backrooms is that it’s just a good movie, by any yardstick. The way to replicate its success is to support & develop young writers & directors. And to give me a modest 5 million dollars to make my movie.

Actually, the industy's generational bag-getter might be able to afford it on his own.

This, essentially, is a list of steps to take to destroy social media. 2 specifically is designed to destroy TikTok 3 destroys YouTube 4 destroys moderation

By October, Impact will just be Carlos Silva cutting promos on himself in different wigs.

I wonder what the reaction to all this TNA news would be if they didn't willingly decide to become the fed's cuck roster.

Ok, if handled well, I could really get into that

I recently worked on something involving a guy who got a movie deal this way. It’ll never get made because he ended up killing his wife and faking his own death, but it is a viable way to get your work out there.

This fucker. Again. Always and forever.

Empress Alexandra was eternally frustrated & unpersuadable by normal means, & Nicholas was a weak fool. Perfect marks