meanwhile, I can't wait for all the TikToks of people screaming at Starbucks baristas who don't write "Taylor Swift" on their cups

No but for real can we just print this tweet on little cards and distribute them to all the poptimists whenever Discourse happens

the new Geese LP is great for landscaping, though I keep getting lulled into thinking I’m listening to Morphine. Not mad, just trips me up.

A bit of news, regarding my Replacements bio, "Trouble Boys"

just like bands should list their reps' contact info and provide press photo credits, publications should have online mastheads so you can look up who works there. I know that's asking a lot.

What a time to be paying taxes.

A great woman. RIP.

did I miss something happening to @theappeal.org? Just looked and they haven't published anything in months

We have many great images from the @umaw.bsky.social event in DC on Monday, but this has got to be my favorite - Alexia Roditis of Destroy Boys with Rep Rashida Tlaib (and an amused Yasmin Williams looking on)

going to be tough getting through these next few years without Fallon's incisive, take-no-prisoners political humor

climate change activists should really target Lawn Guys as a demographic. After wondering why grass in our neighborhood looked dead in a lot of spots, I found out it's because of the summer's extreme weather. Turns out, too much rain, then too much heat, then not enough rain isn't good for growth.

this Riyadh fest reminded me that I got invited by a PR rep to visit Saudi Arabia — VIP, all expenses paid — to cover my choice of music festivals, an F1 race, and a GnR show. One fest is aiming to be “the Coachella of the Middle East.” I declined, for reasons beyond my pale Irish skin burning up.

Yet another good reason for locals to resist data centers: "electricity now costs as much as 267% more for a single month than it did five years ago in areas located near significant data center activity" Gift link from @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...

I wonder how long he spent in hair and makeup for this

Tesla is frantically trying to generate orders through Twitter ads before the $7,500 EV tax credit ends tomorrow because of Trump. Masterful work, Elon.

I’m starting to worry about the Mets

no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole #LFGM

I gotta hope the Brewers try today because they’d rather possibly face this Mets team in the playoffs than their surging division rivals. I’ll cling to that.

I wonder if he knows this means he can’t be mayor anymore

Mets alive, down with the Reds

If Tyrone Taylor has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Tyrone has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Tyrone has only one fan then that is me. If Tyrone has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Tyrone, then I am against the world.

Already got my blue and orange on.

The best advice: kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

Mets should give away some 2026 tickets as penance for the games they’ve given away this year

I’ve had a rough night and I hate the fucking Marlins, man.

my god this is huge

Just ran into Benny Safdie on Broadway wearing a Smashing Machine sandwich board. “I gotta take advantage of foot traffic” he says

nothing says "we're the good guys" by doing some cartoonishly evil shit like this

time to go relax with a few puffs of PCP

Tyrone Taylor is always welcome in my home

I humbly request that the Mets refrain from playing like awful ass for the rest of the evening

the season’s back on again, nobody fucking jinx it this time

is this about War of the Worlds with Ice Cube?

Thanks, Boss: “We’re desperately in need of an effective alternative party, or for the Democratic Party to find someone who can speak to the majority of the nation. There is a problem with the language that they’re using and the way they’re trying to reach people.”

Tyrone Taylor is always welcome in my home

Bullet "evidence" startin' to get a little too specific and whatnot.

the dumb part of my brain after that glorious Mets win:

Damn. I thought they had something going there but Shaw is surprisingly good at moving left

now come on, Edwin. Set them down quick so Matt Shaw doesn’t miss Kimmel.

Mets have scored five times since this

We used to build things in this country. We used to believe in something. We used to believe in our capacity to dream. The ambassador for smoking was a guy who was also a camel who fucks, but only after he beats your ass at pool.

The perfect wind-down LP for us tonight. I always loved it on train rides, too.

wow, another mid-off at the Meadowlands

the new Wednesday album is the perfect soundtrack for raking the lawn, and I mean that in the best way. Made my least-favorite chore a good time. (Also, FYI, Alkaline Trio's 'Good Mourning' is great for removing wallpaper.)

just…what the fuck was that game?

well, the Mets won’t have to restock their Mullins merch anytime soon