Good gig if this is you

happy pride 💕

paul mccartney: this is my most personal album yet, i will finally lay bare my feelings about the biggest moments in my life paul mccartney's album: ba da doo doo do oh yeah

this is antisemitic and also a joke about catherine zeta-jones

If you’ve ever watched Nirvanna the Band the Show and wondered what the people who work at the Rivoli thought about it, boy are you in luck today.

Clint Eastwood at the beginning of Unforgiven

POLITICIANS: these protestors in the streets are outside agitators PROTESTORS: so if we’re locals, you’ll listen? POLITICIANS: no

Dorothy Vallens has also dropped out of the lineup for the Freedom 250 concerts in DC next month, citing she had been told playing the event would let her “see her kid”

The people cry out for Jarnathan

Just accidentally referred to a sandwich chain as “Jimmy Mike’s.” Your mileage may vary on who should be offended.

Nostalgia guys will always say “I miss when people kept their political beliefs to themselves” you were 8, why would someone talk to an 8 year old about their political beliefs

babe what’s wrong you haven’t touched your Huey Magoo’s chicken tenders.

“The kids want liminal spaces!”

This is the message. Any Democrat willing to sacrifice trans folks—especially kids—will sacrifice anything.

the democrats want one thing and it’s disgusting

I will watch any tourism video and be like "that looks fun, I would go there and do that" and then upon being told I could do that in the Twin Cities act like you telling me that is a personal attack (it is)

Every PD, everywhere: “We’re not working with ICE, except like, every time”

Wild that this is their oppo strategy.

Here is Tom Steyer personally supporting high school trans athlete AB Hernandez. I don't think I've ever seen a candidate as brave as Tom Steyer in his explicit support for trans folks. It says a lot that it took a self funded billionaire not dependent on donors to do it.

If you’ve ever watched Nirvanna the Band the Show and wondered what the people who work at the Rivoli thought about it, boy are you in luck today.

coffee: the bean juice

Talafreako actually sounds like the nickname they’d give him if he went off for like 60 points and 15 assists in Game 7 of the Western Conference Finals or something

Pretty sure in the scorpion and the frog fable, the frog didn’t have millions of other creatures screaming at it the entire time to consider the scorpion’s extensive history of killing frogs.

days into a hunger and labor strike of hundreds detained in GEO Group-run Delaney Hall, people inside report beatings, rotten food, crumbling facilities, and denied medical care. protesters and organizers outside are confronting ICE in the Newark street. talked to a few about it: @us.theguardian.com

why am i just finding out about ICE terrorizing this city and people? why is no one in the media talking about this beyond independent outlets? this is horrifying

Freelancing is hard enough already, and inflation sucks. Defector is raising our base freelance rates by 20 percent. Great time to pitch us. Email me or [email protected]

so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.

i think to have a productive conversation about it i think a lot of people have to admit """the economy""" isn't a real thing that can be measured for everyone accurately with the available tools. ppl act like there's a big wallet at the center of the earth that you can take the dimensions of

this is still the case >>>

Reading this description from the Wikipedia summary of Cat People in the cadence of the slogan for Lucky Charms.

people will really say the tech industry ran out of innovative ideas ten years ago as if my smart watch doesn't now assign me a bedtime score

Hard to overstate how much this looks like a fake Woody Allen movie from an episode of Difficult People.

Democrats have provided reflexive & unconditional support to Netanyahu & Israeli governments, even as they undermined the values we claimed to stand for.   It's time to end taxpayer-funded support & condition arms sales to end the occupation & salvage a 2-state solution.

Cover Singer Tiffany Alvord 'Memba Her?!

Babe what’s wrong you haven’t touched your shrimp ass chips

i cant believe tom steyer is the first dem politician (that ive seen) to proudly and forcefully make this correct and obvious counter argument to the bigotry but im glad he did

Paddleboarding family portrait

I’ve seen a lot of jokes about it lately and they may be funny to you but not to me. A grogu killed my grandfather.

remember when you used to learn this information quietly and at the age of roughly eleven

I live by a simple code. If I see sauce options, I’m getting at least 3

it's 2026 and this mf's dating life is on the cover of the sun

I remember when Freddy Got Fingered was coming out, I thought for sure it was ‘fingered’ like accused of a crime.

I don’t understand people who never rewatch movies. I consider my first viewing of a good movie as, like, an opening bid.

"So many more people of all ages are becoming radicalized now, and looking for ways to change things.... People are inspired by optimism. So much of the art that has come out recently that does show some sort of struggle going on, usually it’s nihilistic." www.coyotemedia.org/boots-riley-...

Olivia Rodrigo is the best possible outcome of this scenario. theonion.com/cool-dad-rai...

This sucks, support @stereogum.com

I’d always heard Adam Scott and Jon Hamm were comedy-adjacent before they got famous, which makes this easter egg cameo I just noticed in Anchorman a bit less surprising.