Gonna be a lot of people whose last words are "Is...that...Nicole Kidman?!"

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

It would be funnier if one of them a couple years from now was just like “wait who are you…oh right yeah yeah yeah from the moon!”

user whos pinned post is the most grotesque anime porno youve ever seen: i have some thoughts on the structural oppressiveness of this website

If you’re a Trump person who “cannot understand why he’d post this” I have bad news about why he posted it.

Sirāt: not sure what I was expecting but it’s way more messed up than that (complimentary.) Climax meets Sorcerer.

Maybe the Pope is the Joe Rogan that the Left has been looking for all along?

Where the grass is [redacted] and the girls are [redacted].

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Someone printed me a sticker of a photo of luigi mangione a while back and i left it on my counter and my housekeeper hung it on my fridge bc she thought he was my boyfriend

Joe Rogan licking the President's shoes at UFC 327 but shaking his head the whole time so you know he doesn't approve of it

Need more movies about hyperconfident, tortured professionals with vague yet complicated jobs, caught in fucked up situations while they separately have a lot of shit going on. There should be 2-3 Michael Claytons a year.

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

[briefly bored of bashing the left and justifying war voice] The majesty of the cosmos can fuck right off.

I cannot believe how good he is at this

the fifth astronaut:

Ah, another hospital drama

I assure you: You cannot destroy this machine

the year is 2026. you're a jewish american woman. the world leader you most respect is the catholic pope. everything's fine.

“Babe, what are you talking about? Of course your birthday is on the 12th. It’s always been the 12th. You sound crazy right now.”

Oh no, he broke the 'two weeks' machine

It's crazy to think that amid all the planets encircling all those stars, we probably live on the only one that has penguins or a lemonade that kills you

Deploying the extra-strength foul mood eliminator tonight.

Local Man Remains Celibate, Claims He’s “Too Good At Sex”

A new comedy series poses the question: What if Silicon Valley was perhaps lacking in ethics? It might've been timely if it came out a decade ago... when HBO's Silicon Valley was in its third season. I wrote about how recent events have made it utterly redundant. www.fastcompany.com/91523224/the...

Hi! I’m the inventor of bathroom stalls. The important thing for me is that everyone walking by a stall is able to make eye contact with the person sitting on the toilet inside. This is a critical design feature.

there's a little quarter-second span of time where you escape the shackles of perceived reality and achieve oneness with all of creation if you sneeze hard enough

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid

You sent Katy Perry into space

In Bariworld world, Kanye releasing a single literally called "Heil Hitler" is less antisemitic than Ms. Rachel.

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

If you're a Rep. Chip Roy stan in the market for a tactical sweater vest, I have incredible news.

the realest part of The Metamorphosis is how on top of everything he is still expected to show up at the office somehow

I got to write about Nancy Lemann! For The New Yorker!

Love to check the news and find out, yay, we kicked the nuclear war can down the road an entire fortnight.

babe turn on CNBC, they're doing the first five minutes of Robocop

here’s what the fall of human civilization has taught me about B2B sales

A lot going on but why does this looks like Alex Jones talking to himself reskinned as an extra on Peaky Blinders.

Earthset from Artemis II. I am overcome.

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

I wrote about body cameras' weird journey from police accountability tool to celebrity meme generator, and how we're headed somewhere even worse.

Today, my fellow founding worker-owners and I are launching a subscription drive to @feedravenous.bsky.social. We are a group of experienced and award-winning food journalists here to publish thoughtful writing and incisive reporting from around the food world. www.weareravenous.com

Remember that time when ICE shot a man as he fled into his home and then claimed he beat an agent with a snowshovel? And we were all like "you're lying"? They were lying www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/u...

“I never thought Elon would muffle *my* legitimate news sources” says guy who uses the “Elon muffles legitimate news sources” app.

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

my entire timeline on x is now just iranian embassies demonstrating a facility with the english language that puts everything i've ever read from the trump administration to shame

We really are entering a golden age of scams