The best part of the WSJ report on Noem and Lewandowski is after every insane scoop the reporters get, they give space for DHS officials to comment and the comment is always "Nuh-uh"

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

It would be embarrassing under any circumstances to spend a year on this reactionary horseshit, but to have spent the year in which graduate students were sent to concentration camps for op-eds and the federal govt launched a no hold barred attack on academic freedom is just beyond

“The Constitution does not permit the government to arrest thousands of individuals and then disregard their constitutional rights because it would be too challenging to honor those rights.”

So proud to have her as my rep.

Hey stop what you’re doing and look at my gorgeous dog.

Still around 100 community reports of ICE activity around the Twin Cities today, the most of any state by far. In case you’re wondering why so many of us aren’t quite taking Homan’s presser today at face value.

hey, i created, directed, and showran this

"Last year, a user who went by the name ricosuave666 correctly predicted the timeline around the 12-day war between Israel and Iran." Jesus Christ.

These cases continue to arise, reminding there’s seemingly no ‘correct’ way to dispose of pregnancy remains that will protect us from criminal investigation—not while abortion bans and fetal personhood laws exist:

Feel like gop *lived* for stories like this in the Biden era. That and, like, “Green M&M now alarmingly less fuckable.”

RIP to my favorite bond company stooge.

i was on @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social this morning (a DREAM!!!!) talking about my Eater NY map covering the restaurants Mamdani's been dining at with @patkiernan.bsky.social and Jamie Stelter ny1.com/nyc/all-boro...

PSA: Nearly all of Sofia Coppola’s movies are streaming right now.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

just gave 100! anyone wanna match??

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

the investigation

Exceeding 'reasonability' is the problem, Charles.

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

fucking horrible. V for Vendetta shit. hell is not hot enough

Hey we live in hell so how about buying some wound treatment for medics who have to be out on the street patching up their neighbors instead of *not* doing that and living the lives they lead before the goonsquad came to town.

For the first time in my life I heard Brian Eno’s Music for Airports playing at the dang airport. Kinda wanted to run around telling strangers but even my wife was uninterested.

(watching Full Metal Jacket) There's literally a peace sign on this guy's helmet despite him being a soldier, are the costume designers fucking stupid

The baby seltzers they serve on planes now are violence to me, a Thirsty Boy.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Some MAGA grandpa started the weekend tweeting out racist slop about the Obamas and ended it by claiming "no one" can understand Spanish. Wild that it's our current president.

small crab eating a grape (important)

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

Happy your mom's new boyfriend loses your entire college fund to fanduel eve everyone

Briefly considered telling this subway stranger that I am newly Gild-pilled.

Help Tim’s friend it, lots of folks are giving a lot to help their neighbors knowing that they don’t have a lot.

“Epstein Class” is catchy as fuck

i need an emotional support perogi

🚨Minneapolis Police gather up DILDOS to throw back at protesters from the street after they were thrown into the street to protest ICE, creating quite the scene. LIVE NOW ⬇️

how do you write this story without noting there was a campaign literally called SUBSTACKERS AGAINST NAZIS in…2023

Every JD Vance tweet is like "Not y'all defending (checks notes) the mud races, make it make sense"

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Ok first of all I need you to calm down.

Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

Briitsh-American freestyle skier (and AHS:1984's "Chet Clancy") Gus Kenworthy shares a message on IG prior to competing in the Winter Olympics.

kamala harris's 6-7 themed zoomer digital marketing group has already changed its name after getting made fun of. for some reason they changed it to "68." we're witnessing a level of political instinct never before imaginable

It remains very funny that people are scared of this guy and the evils they imagine him wanting to inflict

I think "woke" was at least partly identified with "irritating" and the way we're rectifying that in Woke 2 is by being scary instead