Asking Amelia Bedelia if she can deal with baby Hitler. Returning later to find them playing cards

What level of Online Boomer Brain Damage is posting an obvious AI slop video in which YOU YOURSELF APPEAR?

THAT IS CORRECT

it was an insane run and it wasn't gonna last forever. What are you gonna do about it. Hopefully we aren't dealing with an entire roster's worth of injuries next season lol.

WELP it's really Joever now

::walking out on stage holding the mic too close to my mouth and blowing out the audio:: WHATS UP RIYADH!!!!!! HOWS EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT

TRUMP [reading this]: he's right. that is what I should focus on

There's not a serial killer in Houston. But it's much easier to imagine there is than to confront the real problems in Houston that are harder to solve: Homelessness, mental health crises, and addiction. Wrote about that, urban crime panics and more: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

Starting to think the Red Sox aren't going to help us get into the playoffs

This is much, much more significant than the Comey indictment but has gotten like 0.1% of the media coverage

Val Kilmer:

All-timer wikipedia article

I lost it at “FUCKING KYLE!” #caturday

Found your car

killing me that Sammy Hagar was convinced he specifically could save Kurt Cobain by introducing him to the concept of love

This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.

lightning has the chance to do the funniest thing

laver cup clears (I don't know the politics of anyone involved with team world, but I enjoy that andre aggasi can't stop hugging all his players)

Awful news that Kaleb Horton died. A talented writer who in another time would've been getting $5 a word with an expense account. Read his skilled filleting of the Entourage movie web.archive.org/web/20150605...

You might also remember when Ken Starr was forced to resign from Baylor University for failing to act on the reported sexual assaults of at least 6 students.

It's so funny that Popeye Doyle straight up steals a dude's car while chasing a suspect

🚨PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON IS DOING THE INTRO FOR THE FRENCH CONNECTION ON TCM RN🚨

this would be a depressing team in the postseason anyways

This is batshit insane. I am dumbfounded. If you were willing to use Abreu in this eighth inning, tied or trailing, there is absolutely zero logic not to have him start the inning against a Hall of Famer.

fuck off, Mike Trout

CONFERENCES: Please do not rush the field, we will fine each school where this happens CONFERENCE TV PARTNERS:

this is like a festival programmed by the guy who runs your local alternative station

I have never said anything bad about Christian Walker

"I Love Lucy" Cast Looks Totally Unrecognizable Today (Photos)

little rascals villain who dies driving his million dollar soapbox car into the back of a garbage truck

sometimes I get the sense that the guys who run my apt complex are doing psychological torture on me

Can't even get a late night talk show canceled. It's a wannabe dictatorship, emphasis on wannabe.

oh my god complete vindication. he banned me over facts!

/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Michelob Ultra

repeating the phrase "full books" as I slam my head against my desk until I pass out

I’m so fucking tired of the argument that pro Palestine protesters only target Kamala. Literally every week since Oct 7 there are Palestine protests multiple times a week. Someone just interrupted Trump dinner. Watch videos of ICE protests in LA — tons of kuffiyehs. You’re just not watching.

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

watching that new ethan hawke show the lowdown....its good

Imagine working at like a Sonic drive-in at 11 pm and this guy pulls up and orders a milkshake after the game

Garret from Community is on Jeopardy today?? Like regular-ass Jeopardy?

Disappointed to see who is at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

crowd at A's ballpark is so small that you can hear one guy who won't stop doing the worst Lil Jon impression

extremely mad bc I came home to Lola wrapped in my blankets on my bed, and then she got out of bed before I could take a picture of her

lmao where the fuck were these Astros the last week?

It's good to see that Zach Woods has only become more powerful and based with time.

anti-vax is one the most toxic political positions in america but it hasn't usually been covered like that because one segment of the population where it *is* somewhat popular is among business and media elites.

I haven’t heard this many people arguing about Raleigh vs. Judge since Sir Walter was accused of trying to remove King James I from the throne and was ultimately sent by Robert Cecil, 1st Earl of Salisbury to the Tower of London in 1603.

bluesky is missing this