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I can't change. I'm like a chameleon, always a lizard.
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Lockheed Martin logo but it says Leonard Maltin instead
almost 2 years ago
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about 7 hours ago
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Andy Boyle
about 8 hours ago
lmao
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The fun thing about a loss like that is you don't gotta feel bad for the Spurs. Oh your team with 5 titles since 99 did something very stupid. Oh well.
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Ken Tremendous
about 8 hours ago
A whole lot of stuff had to happen for the Knicks to win but if you are the Spurs you will be thinking about this moment in particular for a very long time. At this moment, there are like 50 ways you can win the game and maybe one or two ways you can lose.
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De'Aaron Fox, you will always be a Sacramento King. You ain't washing that stink off.
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Zaslav in the backwards cap
about 9 hours ago
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holy shit
about 9 hours ago
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this is some wonderful basketball
about 9 hours ago
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bar I'm at is playing julian casablancas 11th dimension...still a banger if we are gonna be honest
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claudia ✨
about 12 hours ago
hoops are on
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I saw Roger Clemens the year he won his last Cy Young
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about 12 hours ago
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mf on jeopardy thought the huffington post broke the news of lincoln's assassination
about 13 hours ago
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post your YouTube recs
about 13 hours ago
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San Antonio rocks, shout out to San Antonio
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about 16 hours ago
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Kendra, normal version
about 17 hours ago
Got an ad for a sneaker that has a built in garage with a working door for your Hot Wheels car and was, for some reason, surprised that it only came in kid sizes
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sorry not sorry Uncle Albert
about 16 hours ago
you're not allowed to write songs like this anymore
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about 16 hours ago
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daily dose of estragon
about 18 hours ago
it’s not up to him! sure you better prepare to face resistance from him on departure. but this comment was in response to a quote about the 2028 presidential election. if there isn’t a normal one of those, shit is going to kick off a lot sooner than 2029
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gwen howerton
about 18 hours ago
Matt Mackowiak is so funny to me because he is obsessed with AI and it came through in his comms strategy for Cornyn's failed reelection campaign. He also is part of a group trying to get an MLB team to come to Austin and the website is horrendous AI slop
www.atxmlb.com/mlb-expansio...
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émile zoloft 🪖🦅🇵🇸
about 21 hours ago
if jeremy strong doesn't say "sweet baby ray's" in social network 2, i walk
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corn on macabre
1 day ago
Adult Swim isn't a genre, but it kinda does feel like a category, if that makes sense? IDK my answer is Adult Swim though. Everything on Adult Swim
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Museum of Twitter
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mr. cannoli
1 day ago
currently watching every movie and tv show ever made simultaneously all layered on top of each other
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watching The People vs Larry Flynt...sometimes all a movie needs Woody Harrelson, Courtney Love, James Carville, and Norm MacDonald
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Josh Fruhlinger
1 day ago
are ppl aware that paramount is the corporate parent of paws inc. what if bari has been playing the long game so ellison puts her in charge of garfield
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alex
1 day ago
sometimes I will just sit and think about how lucky we are to have funny drawings that move
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this is such a great jam, also these are some goofy-ass outfits
youtu.be/7xV6GNWySbk?...
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Rolling Stones “Beast Of Burden” From The Vault Leeds Roundhay Park 1982 Full HD
YouTube video by Amazing Kalifha´s Channel
https://youtu.be/7xV6GNWySbk?si=AmLilp1hJM67_5Hl
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Messi has SEC SPEED PAWL
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1 day ago
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a fun thing to think about any time you watch an Angels game is the fact that the Rams played there in the 80s for some reason. Football/baseball from roughly the 70s to the 2000s is so wild.
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victoria zeller⚔️ (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)
1 day ago
he looks like hamlets brother
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sometimes your team has a pretty decent stretch of games and then sometimes the Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim lay 6 runs on them in the first 2 innings
1 day ago
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since we are doing Spielberg top 10 Raiders Of The Lost Ark Close Encounters Minority Report Jaws AI The Fablemans ET Catch Me If You Can Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade West Side Story
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temple of doom is stupid, racist, and also very very fun
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Gerrit Cole washed? More and more are saying it
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joe rogan can't out-argue the guy who called a pig farmer thinking it was andy reid
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1 day ago
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family guy is on in the breakroom. They're doing a Rear Window parody...Simpsons already did it.
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Courtney Nguyen
1 day ago
Just a reminder you can hold two simultaneous opinions: 1) It's great to see Serena back and it's just a blast getting to watch her play tennis again. 2) The over-the-top non-stop glazing "LIKE SHE NEVER LEFT" should be ignored to protect your sanity.
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overheard at work "do you remember that game crazy taxi?" boy do I ever
1 day ago
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well, buddy, the MMT is waiting to take you away, so jot that down
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2 days ago
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I don't know about that
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2 days ago
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oh is a videogamesball happening???
2 days ago
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Knicks fans are a bit too whiny about calls when they have literally Jalen Brunson on their roster
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Haus of Decline
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does anyone ever think about how much screentime Capricorn One director Peter Hyams gets in OJ: Made In America and also about he's dressed like Homer in the work disability episode of The Simpsons during his interview
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VHS Vault
2 days ago
[Vintage TV] Holiday Specials: Halloween, Christmas (1996); WHBF, WQAD : 234s
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Sara Sanchez
2 days ago
On brand for both clubs, if I'm being honest.
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Hell yeah it's finally streaming
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Don't Let Go by Johnny Blue Skies on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 4:43
https://music.apple.com/us/album/dont-let-go/6767688274?i=6767688289&ls
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