YOU: To me, Julian Casablancas is emblematic of the noxious strain of “progressive” thinkers who feel those sad conservatives don’t know what they’re doing, they’re just being manipulated, and like, no, they hate you and your friends ME: Oh interesting, to me he is the guy who wrote “Under Control”

your approval rating with the florida state womens soccer team cannot be this underwater man

I decided to watch Amadeus again (great decision) and can you IMAGINE hollywood going with such an abstract non descriptive poster today??? I had no idea what it was about for years, but it intrigued me everytime I saw it at the video store.

rockets fans hate ime udoka so much they might decide to start understanding unethical workplace relationships with inherent power imbalances

my basketball team is getting stunted on by a 41 year old

It's Houstover

Is that good

holy shit these guys fuckin STINK

Lol at Republicans hitting the “C’mon I’m just a little guy” about partisan gerrymandering in 2026. Got a problem, take it up with your loudmouth idiot boss

okay now I'm worried

if the rockets go down 2-0 I will throw myself off a bridge

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

A TURNIP CURES ELVIS

Queue-ing Nine Inch Nails-Into The Void on this touchtunes...no one can stop me

Insanely funny that we're just doing this with Tucker Carlson now

it's still insane to me that literally no one involved knew this until late into production, like how does that happen

Ryan "Bari" Weiss

Nazi occupied government

*Beck voice* I'll let you be my Chappell Roan at the halfway home

hmmm i seem to remember another star outfielder who was “activated”

Went and peeped Martina’s profile out of curiosity and she just… posts all day long. Like. It’s hard to find more than a 20 minute gap. It’s actually jaw dropping lmao. Like I literally could not be paid to be as miserably online as these freaks. And they lord it around like they’re “normal” 😳

genuinely baffled why someone would have their first acting role of any sorts be their uncle, arguably the most famous man to ever live

looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

If I ever came across an Alien vs Predator situation I would simply use empathy and active listening to broker a lasting peace that saw the most pressing concerns of each side addressed equally.

found my new favorite wikipedia picture on an article

did Jamal Murray know he didn't have to do that lol

god this rules

Gobert wow

Tony Brothers masterclass

the NBA Playoffs, brought to you by The Miniature Wife

*Pitbull playoffs jingle voice* playoffs

jokic

That’s right

enjoying how this is the exact opposite of game 1

call this ER season 1 bc Anthony Edwards is performing at another level

real hoops alert in denver, colorado

Jamal Murray lol

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

they're going crazy in Ballsack Arena

Flyers were destined to go on a playoff heater after this happened

lol Knicks

officially against this thread because this guy is just saying every single conspiracy theory ever in the replies

I love when a guy has been on Jeopardy for 28 days and you get anecdotes like "I played Kingdom Hearts once on twitch"

psy op marketing getting out of hand

parades redemption arc begins now

Do you have a chair that farts everytime you sit in it?😂

If only Charlie Kirk had known this, before he met his swordsman.