Dylan
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I can't change. I'm like a chameleon, always a lizard.
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Lockheed Martin logo but it says Leonard Maltin instead
over 1 year ago
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Douglas Reyes-Ceron
about 5 hours ago
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MB
about 11 hours ago
"ending the war on protein" is so funny. you can't gaslight me bitch i grew up during the atkins diet
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Archbishop Deshaies
about 6 hours ago
I bet Aaron Rodgers knows that ass whippin’ wasn’t a hoax
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Aaron Rodgers, retire bitch
about 6 hours ago
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LMAO
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David_j_roth
about 6 hours ago
Lot of people gloating about Aaron Rodgers getting his ass kicked right now. Considering that he's like 36 hours away from a "diarrhea retreat" in which he lives in a deep hole he dug with his own hands and drinks only beef tallow for a whole week—the same regimen Jack Dorsey uses—I'd say he's fine.
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That's game
about 6 hours ago
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JM =^)
about 6 hours ago
Aaron Rodgers is strip-sacked and Sheldon Rankins takes the fumble recovery for a defensive THICC SIX
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BRO THIS FUCKING DEFENSE
about 6 hours ago
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shit man this is so embarrassing
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about 6 hours ago
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Fairbairn, my king
about 6 hours ago
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nico, noooooo
about 6 hours ago
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nico...you can't be dropping that
about 6 hours ago
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Peter
about 7 hours ago
30% is as low of a number as you’ll ever see on an issue this politicized in the Trump era
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Stroud has unfortunately been dog dick
about 7 hours ago
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Brendel
about 7 hours ago
It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
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wow can't believe she was born in 2026
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about 7 hours ago
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Defense might singlehandedly save us here tonight
about 7 hours ago
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
about 8 hours ago
Curling up with my wife on the couch, popping on Netflix and watching another episode of the Bill Simmons podcast.
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Concerning amount of turnovers tonight!
about 8 hours ago
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Brendel
about 10 hours ago
I will now grade all the other actors as human beings based on how cool they are with this
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WE ARE CHRISTIAN KIRK WE CARRY THE FLAME
about 8 hours ago
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Yeah I bet
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about 8 hours ago
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That wasn't the most well thought out play
about 8 hours ago
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about 9 hours ago
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Frajer Reunion 2010
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lauren
about 11 hours ago
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
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NBA Cobwebs
about 11 hours ago
January 12, 2002:
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Darrow
about 16 hours ago
ICE stopping a special education bus to ask for their papers. We aren’t angry enough.
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mtsw
about 19 hours ago
I actually doubt Trump will try to take credit for or acknowledge it - Trumpism is predicated on the perception that American cities are unsafe hellholes and must be destroyed and replaced with suburbs and a falling murder rate cuts against that ideology.
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Howell Dawdy
about 13 hours ago
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thicc husband and father
about 15 hours ago
what were they right about that no one else was? I need specifics. they seem to oppose Trump on the grounds of norms. most of them screamed about kids in cages at the borders under Trump and then went silent when it was Biden, so you’ll forgive me if I think you’re full of shit
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Make America healthy again!
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about 15 hours ago
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QuoProQuid
about 17 hours ago
depressing but this increasingly just the lesson for every single servant and every aspect of american life
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Peter Avellino
about 17 hours ago
Opening day of DUNSTON CHECKS IN, 1/12/96 (Happy 30th)
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Not the Guy
1 day ago
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Spider is so cool
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Denny Carter
1 day ago
Saquon Barkley walks off into the sunset with his close personal friend, Donald Trump
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need an organized gang of wine moms so badly
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just a lil kritty krat nyahaha >w<
1 day ago
"if you see this man tell him to kill himself" goes crazy. that's goin right in my pocket
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finally seeing Avatar Fire And Ass
1 day ago
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2025 Niners are held together by a paperclip, how have they gotten this far lmao
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Carmie Supreme
1 day ago
that Brock Purdy scramble
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Kofie
1 day ago
Shoulda just tried the 87 yard field goal imo
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no longer having to hear the most annoying Florida bums chanting DUVALLLL....thank you bills
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lmao Jags
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That might be the best tush push ever
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JordĂ
2 days ago
They bullied you into not running again and are dismantling federal funding to your state and now they're just shooting people in your state at random. I think you need a real plan here or just resign.
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Jags should simply run it every play
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Cullen
1 day ago
caleb williams was really slingin the brown lemon last night
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