living my truth as a woman wearing glasses at a tmbg concert

tmbg concerts have the highest concentration of guys who look like brace belden but are definitely not brace belden

Fuck… Netflix won’t pay for ANY of the music licenses for my teen paranormal thriller… it’s all just different arrangements of Froggy Went A-Courtin’… FUCK…..

@moderation.medsky.network hi, how do I add one of the labels to my profile? The original thread seems to have been deleted

it was so cute last night, my mom isn't used to watching basketball so she was applauding every time the knicks scored

booty had me like

cavs coach looks like Mr. C from twin peaks

“icy hot: we’re so back” is the strongest indicator I’ve seen so far that only 30 year olds say “we’re so back”

I'm context provider Jessica. I'm here to provide the context.

This must end. Abolish ICE and free them all.

transphobes don’t know anything but it seems like they know the least about ball of anyone on earth. genital obsessed dorks. losers calling bullshit fouls with any contact in pickup.

we have more than doubled cuba's infant mortality rate since 2017, which doesn't even include data from the last few months. this human rights catastrophe - like a vast number of the world's human rights catastrophes - isn't a trump horror or a biden horror, but a united states horror.

goddamnit

I love them

Happy Martha Stewart's day to eat a hamburger and a hotdog to all who celebrate

congrats to my upstairs neighbors on rearranging the furniture

why is Walmart’s new slogan “who knew?” why are they speaking yinglish

Some of us just don't like getting colds

take my miniature wife please

more for me

A lot of people talk a good game about equality and liberalism and then you get to kindergarten and learn that doesn’t extend to them sending their kids to school with your kids.

There was a time when we used to do Booty Had Me Like posts. A more innocent age, and one that feels very far gone.

they changed the “princess di goes sex mad” headline upon her passing but still got away with this

dinner party host left me unattended in his house

smh look at this member of the professional class chasing novel gustatory experiences

my phone generated one of those photo highlight reels and its called “out in New York” but it’s just pics of geckos

good day to open bluesky and then close it again

me

anyone else’s mom text them to ask what street meat is

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

be the c. diff

extremely crappy Memorial Day weekend weather but at least I’m sick anyway

I love that this can mean either “we’re number one” or “there is no god but God/Allah”

No better time for Rowan Atkinson to reprise his role as Mr. Bean

harden ain’t guardin at the garden

James Harden looks like a guy who’s sitting in with Sun Ra but thinks he’s too good to wear the pharaoh headdress

Having a good relationship with your parents means constantly fielding questions that are like, “Do you remember Mrs. Jingle Hairs? ☺️ Do you remember her special song?”

this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived

like picking up a rock and finding a bunch of bugs crawling around underneath and then all the bugs yell at me for buying into Christian slave morality

Did you guys know that dribble penetration can lead to something at the rim

“Michael J Fox, one of my heroes, NOT because of his acting but because of the work he’s done around Parkinson’s disease” what a rude thing to say

Financial Experts Recommend Putting Tax Return Toward Dream Sandwich https://bit.ly/4dycQ3t

i think i might post on here, oh, lets say, 250,000 times. that feels like a good number to start with

Wow. This person was clearly trying to be helpful and they got blocked. People are really cruel

this idea that public sector workers are uniquely greedy and need to be disciplined is what led to the post-“Ford to city: drop dead” austerity that brought NYC to its knees for almost 20 years. but it’ll totally work this time bro

if you care about the sustainability of public services you won’t mind if wages at public agencies are competitive with those at the private sector, or maybe even a little more appealing.

had to say excuse me like 5 times on the platform at Union sq because people love to just stand there without a care in the world. I might just stay in Brooklyn during the World Cup

Excuse me. It’s “How the jerks I grew up with ON Long Island took over the country”

::daft punk voice:: I’m up all night to fuck and suck