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living my truth as a woman wearing glasses at a tmbg concert
about 7 hours ago
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tmbg concerts have the highest concentration of guys who look like brace belden but are definitely not brace belden
about 7 hours ago
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Razzle Bathbone
2 days ago
Fuck⦠Netflix wonāt pay for ANY of the music licenses for my teen paranormal thriller⦠itās all just different arrangements of Froggy Went A-Courtinā⦠FUCKā¦..
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@moderation.medsky.network
hi, how do I add one of the labels to my profile? The original thread seems to have been deleted
2 days ago
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it was so cute last night, my mom isn't used to watching basketball so she was applauding every time the knicks scored
3 days ago
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Bodega Cats
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Not the Guy
4 days ago
booty had me like
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cavs coach looks like Mr. C from twin peaks
4 days ago
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āicy hot: weāre so backā is the strongest indicator Iāve seen so far that only 30 year olds say āweāre so backā
4 days ago
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST
4 days ago
I'm context provider Jessica. I'm here to provide the context.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin
4 days ago
This must end. Abolish ICE and free them all.
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ak
3 months ago
transphobes donāt know anything but it seems like they know the least about ball of anyone on earth. genital obsessed dorks. losers calling bullshit fouls with any contact in pickup.
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Corinne Green
4 days ago
we have more than doubled cuba's infant mortality rate since 2017, which doesn't even include data from the last few months. this human rights catastrophe - like a vast number of the world's human rights catastrophes - isn't a trump horror or a biden horror, but a united states horror.
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goddamnit
4 days ago
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I love them
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5 days ago
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Alejandro Arbona šµš·
about 1 year ago
Happy Martha Stewart's day to eat a hamburger and a hotdog to all who celebrate
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congrats to my upstairs neighbors on rearranging the furniture
5 days ago
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why is Walmartās new slogan āwho knew?ā why are they speaking yinglish
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Michael Hobbes
5 days ago
Some of us just don't like getting colds
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take my miniature wife please
5 days ago
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more for me
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Kashana
5 days ago
A lot of people talk a good game about equality and liberalism and then you get to kindergarten and learn that doesnāt extend to them sending their kids to school with your kids.
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David_j_roth
5 days ago
There was a time when we used to do Booty Had Me Like posts. A more innocent age, and one that feels very far gone.
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they changed the āprincess di goes sex madā headline upon her passing but still got away with this
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5 days ago
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harry
6 days ago
dinner party host left me unattended in his house
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smh look at this member of the professional class chasing novel gustatory experiences
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6 days ago
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my phone generated one of those photo highlight reels and its called āout in New Yorkā but itās just pics of geckos
6 days ago
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good day to open bluesky and then close it again
6 days ago
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me
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6 days ago
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anyone elseās mom text them to ask what street meat is
6 days ago
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6 days ago
Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up
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becca laurie
about 1 month ago
be the c. diff
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extremely crappy Memorial Day weekend weather but at least Iām sick anyway
6 days ago
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I love that this can mean either āweāre number oneā or āthere is no god but God/Allahā
6 days ago
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Jesse Hawken
7 days ago
No better time for Rowan Atkinson to reprise his role as Mr. Bean
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harden aināt guardin at the garden
8 days ago
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Olivia Tremor for Comptroller
8 days ago
James Harden looks like a guy whoās sitting in with Sun Ra but thinks heās too good to wear the pharaoh headdress
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BayBayFriend
over 1 year ago
Having a good relationship with your parents means constantly fielding questions that are like, āDo you remember Mrs. Jingle Hairs? āŗļø Do you remember her special song?ā
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Yoga, allegedly
8 days ago
this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived
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like picking up a rock and finding a bunch of bugs crawling around underneath and then all the bugs yell at me for buying into Christian slave morality
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8 days ago
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Did you guys know that dribble penetration can lead to something at the rim
10 days ago
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āMichael J Fox, one of my heroes, NOT because of his acting but because of the work heās done around Parkinsonās diseaseā what a rude thing to say
10 days ago
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The Onion
12 days ago
Financial Experts Recommend Putting Tax Return Toward Dream Sandwich
https://bit.ly/4dycQ3t
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JF
12 days ago
i think i might post on here, oh, lets say, 250,000 times. that feels like a good number to start with
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Drew Powell
12 days ago
Wow. This person was clearly trying to be helpful and they got blocked. People are really cruel
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Olivia Tremor for Comptroller
13 days ago
this idea that public sector workers are uniquely greedy and need to be disciplined is what led to the post-āFord to city: drop deadā austerity that brought NYC to its knees for almost 20 years. but itāll totally work this time bro
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if you care about the sustainability of public services you wonāt mind if wages at public agencies are competitive with those at the private sector, or maybe even a little more appealing.
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13 days ago
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had to say excuse me like 5 times on the platform at Union sq because people love to just stand there without a care in the world. I might just stay in Brooklyn during the World Cup
13 days ago
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Elizabeth Picciuto
13 days ago
Excuse me. Itās āHow the jerks I grew up with ON Long Island took over the countryā
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::daft punk voice:: Iām up all night to fuck and suck
almost 2 years ago
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