toniiii-iii-iiiiiight... we aaaare youuuunnngg...

the later seasons of boardwalk empire are mostly Nucky inventing excuses for one character to go into the other room so that he can have a conversation with another character

perfidia's story arc is, to me, a story about what failure means to a black woman in the spotlight. you work twice as hard for half as much--but if you end up failing in your mission, you punished ten times worse than all your peers.

pretty sick of reading about whether people are saying Yes or No to something in their backyard

everyone, if we work really hard, we can stop this from happening. It’s in our hands

This is Josh Shapiro's position btw

MICHAEL BEST ACTOR JORDAN!!!!!!!

I’m so happy for Michael B. Jordan

“🎶havin so many dreams about trains🎶” - Nick cave’s “Train Dreams”

“I’m back” - Lionel Ritchie

Javier coming out swinging

A reminder that the Academy shamelessly and wrongly fired a lot of its archivists variety.com/2024/film/ne...

recently I’ve started seeing Starbucks ads on tv for the first time in my life and I hope that means they’re bleeding money

Hell yea Autumn

wait i’m sorry is maggie kang carrying a shin ramyeon bag lmaooo

dumbest people alive watching this and saying “ahhh he’s talking about Russia”

everyone on Kalshi is FURIOUS they didn’t bet on the academy thanking itself

guy hosting the E red carpet described a tight Oscars race as “a real Sophie’s choice.” tonight is all about the movies baby

the whiniest most insufferable little babies, of all types, are going to be so upset about this (and I welcome it)

I make fun of Protestants a lot but one thing I envy is their tendency to schism. we need one of those

These "Jewish" orgs represent elderly donors, fascist or fascist-friendly Jews, and Israelis, NOT the vast population of Jewish New Yorkers who support Mahmoud Khalil and despise his kidnapping and imprisonment by the Nazi pigs in our government.

get him to bring popcorn and a dvd of The Day After to the White House

so it’s probably bad if you go to a doctors office and they’re not a dermatologist but they have coupons for Botox and facials, right?

looking uncharacteristically like one of those cats on a sweatshirt that says “cape cod” or whatever

the highly anticipated theme of this year's awards show will be... A Salute to the Movies!

my friends... we are less than a week away from Hollywood's Biggest Night

my little women

everybody go watch Spartacus (1960)

never have I felt more of a disconnect from the way other millennials talk than when browsing wedding invitations

come on I’m just trying to look up the digits of pi, I don’t need this

stay vigilant. The cow cats are always lurking. And growing stronger.

discussing why splotch can’t come to my wedding

don’t be ashamed to tell your doctor if you’re having pain at the pump

the Mormon obsession with soda is the result of a kind of Plato’s cave where no one has ever had alcohol or caffeine

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

feels like it’s doing a stupid voice and saying “that’s you. That’s a what you sound like”

I think a lot about how actual marginalized people are never acceptable, but weird stand-in (controlled) versions are and what that says about just marginalizing people more under a false guise of access. Shinier chains are still chains.

Also hitting desalination plants in Iran is very dangerous, but for its gulf neighbors, effects are orders of magnitude more catastrophic

🤔🤔🤔

A new hobbyist developed app warns if people nearby may be wearing smart glasses, such as Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses, which stalkers and harassers have repeatedly used to film people without their knowledge or consent. www.404media.co/this-app-war...

Philip Pullman said that anything that a child might encounter in their childhood is appropriate material for a children's story.

I think this deserves at least as much sustained attention from US media as Claudine Gay's dissertation

anyone else wake up with a headache after crying too much at the end of Spartacus

it’s really unfair that you can’t spoonerize markwayne mullin’s name

“yeah I’m a journalist, I put together this really important report about what instagram posts the mayor’s wife liked three years ago”