huh. i guess "self hating anarchist who struggles with international affairs" wasn't an option findmypolitics.com?e=-95&so=-90...

they gutted our old prewar apt building in chelsea and made it beige with laminate flooring. i can't stop sobbing. the beautiful inlay floors. the crown molding. all gone.

this is Correct

next time ur constipated, consider boofing a coke! www.doximity.com/newsfeed/d50...

don't you hate when you show up to the NYC ballet spring gala and everyone is in a ball gown except you? #relatable

hey guys it's my birthday don't make this weird (i don't really celebrate it idk why i just feel weird about the passage of time and guess) but do send me one of the following 1. pet photos 2. any recent kitchen wins/good meals

¡feliz cinco de mayo! dinner: tacos gobernador

me, dreaming of autumn the minute it goes over 18C/65F in early may

it's bunty's birthday!! ergo dinner: luther burger with fries

ok that was awesome

summers. getting kicked out of the house in the morning and not coming home until the sun went down, spending the whole day in a bathing suit and on a bike it breaks my heart kids don't have that now bc it really was as great as it sounds

Three incredible things from this story: 1) the first words are “A 3-year-old hunter” 2) the “mentor” was exempt from “hunter education certification” bc of their “military training.” 3) the adult shot in the turkey hunt was an off-duty law enforcement officer.

hot take: im just now realizing that we never really got a lady prestige series that was at the level of the Big Three (the Wire, the Sopranos, Breaking Bad)

The thing I respect the most here is that heidecker didn’t try to leverage his perfect 1:1 impersonation here into a late night big network mainstream sketch comedy gig and decided to make comedy tailor made for my specific brand of mental illness.

omg omg omg omg @yoganerd.bsky.social

the fact that this shit happens to **meghan thee stallion** is your reminder once again that getting cheated on says absolutely nothing about you and says everything you need to know about the person who decided to cheat

Stancil (literally does apparently) have shooters

first ever dead hang how'd i do?? (i also realized my feet weren't visible so i tried to keep the up as much as possible idk if that's bad technique??)

btw i also don't care if it was staged or not

people saying anyone dubious of these assasination attempts sounds crazy so i guess those putin opponents really did randomly trip and fall off all those balconies, huh?

genuinely the part about these assasination attempts that's so odd is that it's always a trump supporter/right wing weirdo how the FUCK has not a single gun loving leftist stepped up to the plate? not even one lib wine mom having a psychotic break?? pathetic

dinner: 金沢風のチキンカツカレー (chicken katsu with kanazawa style curry)

i stopped coming on here because this place is just chock full of dogshit opinions from people i used to like

The phrase ”Well-tempered Clavicular” just floated into my head with nothing to connect to, so here you go.

lol fuckin wut

i will never ever watch this show i don't care how many of your doctor friends say it's great i don't enjoy medical shows. ever the time i spend in front of a television is for watching things that make me laugh or soothe me also the obsession with doctors fucking is extremely weird

logs on sees this discourse logs right the fuck back off

dinner (BY BUNTY!!!): grilled cedar plank salmon, asparagus, fondant potatoes

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btw this is because she found what looks like the pelvic bone of a small deer in our yard and we took it away bc we are cruel and uncaring and now what is she supposed to chew? the couch???

ok i'll bite - what is this recent obsession with hasan?

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

Now y’all know why JD Vance’s mom traded him for perc 30s.

splöot

if you like cocktails on any level (but esp if you are kind of a dork about it) this book is unmatched 10/10, highly recommend

Remember when we voted the british out of here?

the fact that it can do all this but can't count the number of Rs in strawberry is profoundly fucking weird

fwiw both my boys and my nephews totally rode the KPDH hype train

7 likes??? man this site is dead

puppy play date!!!

hey guys what does this mean??

proudly have no idea what this taco shit is all about

blue maga absolutely dominating in the marketplace of ideas, as usual such prose!

uhhhhhh guys wtf is going on

i realized the other day i'm like a vegan but for plastic in all its forms packaging g obviously but ESPECIALLY clothing

the way people don't realize how fucking easy it is for just about any country to clear this bar shows me once again that the literacy problems really boil down to comprehension i say open the schools but....maybe not the best choice of words in this context