afaik (again, not my field, just talking out of my ass) there were a few reasons you usually dont go around whacking foreign heads of state. i guess now that we have put that norm in the dirt with the others, president xi my peo

slept about 3 hours last night. boys took over and let me go to bed at 7am so just waking up now. just a reminder that they make em this cute for a reason 🙃

SPLOOT

man it's fucking ramadan this shit sucks

"but marge, it works on any ayatollah!"

any time someone is very concerned about jewish people in ukraine or women's rights in the middle east, buckle the fuck up

timeline cleanse

the fae in me has noticed SEVERAL loopholes right off the bat so yeah i'm getting paid

i feel like sci fi underestimated just how grim the late capitalist cyber dystopia was going to be

so some news

taco bell arby's i won't apologize

I don't care if there's a God or a Heaven, I just really really want there to be a Hell, for Reasons.

"free/cheap/non-toxic youth sports" feels like one of those skeleton keys that would have knock-on effects accidentally fix 100 unrelated things about America or, you know, even if it didn't, at least a bunch of kids would be able to have fun playing sports

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!

recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022

ive read enough krakauer to know that if the sun sets you stop fucking climbing

I really do not want to die in the billionaire-induced climate war mass genocide

i keep say this and no one listens

of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about

>>>>>> gavin newsom

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

listen i hate ousting RFK from my top spot of "people i would m**rk given the opportunity" in favor of gavin newsom but yall are forcing my hand here 😓

STOP sending me emails and START sending me Italian sandwiches.

I took an antacid that expired in 2021 and god revealed to me that ranch dressing is just gentrified salsa

WOW! Chappell Roan STUNS with new shoulder mounted Gauss Cannon!

People sometimes say things like “If I were the richest person in the world, I would cure cancer / solve world hunger / give everyone a home / etc.” Beloved, the fact that you would do such things means you will never be one of the richest people in the world.

tfw ur algorithm clocks you. hard.

The RFK number seems like a massive failure of the media to explain what RFK is doing to our public health system and how catastrophic it will be

i'm so sorry you guys i had a heavy training day yesterday and i missed the men's and now bunty is on call all weekend so i don't know when ill catch up!! 😭😭😭😭

This is the only AI I want to hear about

i've gone back to training multiple consecutive days which i used to do like all the time but recently i've been lucky to get 2 days in a row today was day 4 of 2hrs ice time/day and omg im so OLD

ok i'm going to see some of my coaches (the one who is an ISU judge and another who's on the ISU technical panel) will explain the scoring for everyone

it's really odd to me that we have equated "being good at sports" with "moral goodness" it's inconceivable to many many people that there are lots of bad people who are nevertheless good at sports "sports" and "being a good person" are mostly different categories of human endeavor

Dr Oz 😔

watching the english dub tonight in his honor 😞

guys i'm sorry this is an extremely boring sport anyway i got to go to a party where we watched figure skating and one of my coaches showed up to do live commentary for us and it was honestly so much fun 10/10 figure skating >>>>>>>> american football 😎

very funny saga on local reddit of a tiny dog somebody found in the marsh that looks like a teddy bear but won't stop trying to fuck everything. please if you're missing an extraordinarily horny dog contact the foster he's ruining their lives

lol this dumbass magdalen zionist bitch why does she even exist

um wut

it's actually impressive that a human could make something i hate more than AI music so kudos for that

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

ok so i'll post all my ice dance (and occasionally stuff about the other jumpy jumpy type of figure skating) here so first up is team rhythm dance and i forgot how fucking annoying the NBC broadcast is bc omfg chick and bates are SO BORRRINNGGGGG get them off my screen

PSA: right now is the "team event" which means even if you miss a broadcast, you'll get another chance when they skate for individual medals

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

i'm not going to ice dance post too much i promise but this is what you need to know about the front runners fuck 🇫🇷 skatingaccountability.notion.site

i'm not going to ice dance post too much i promise but this is what you need to know about the front runners fuck 🇫🇷 skatingaccountability.notion.site

god i miss my fucking dog, man

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