say what you will about leonardo dicaprio but it's crazy that he painted sixteen chapels

WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS SO SWARTHY

another day another fucking knee injury

well this sucks

guess what this is in response to go on GUESS

and ftr - i love them both! but they are still politicians! let them win your vote by pushing for policies YOU want and be prepared for them to do something that disappoints you. a LOT they are not your friend they are not rock stars they are politicians they work for YOU

i meant to post this last night but now i feel like im w a minute too late nevertheless rule # 1. do. not. stan. politicians.

"You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please… You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie…pastels?"

this is genuinely my favorite flavor of bootlicker imagining the impossible smoothness of their brain is calming in a way

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We all know this and I've seen it a hundred times myself so it's nothing new but I still laugh so hard the way they mimic Gloria's voice in "The Sinister Urge" #MST3K

“she placed the frogs under interdict” that’s a curse guys she cursed them you canonized a witch a gay witch probably this is my new favorite saint. team Ulphia forever. just a baby lesbian and her old man hermit bestie vibing in their French swamp

frozen homegrown peppers TAMALES just blessings upon blessings sometimes the world doesn't suck 🥹🥹🥹🥹

do these dudes not realize they have like an ENTIRE internet they can fap to? there is so much free porn and it's still not enough

bob odenkirk not being canadian feels like some kind of clerical oversight

THIS IS INSANELY STUPID IM GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT BFNDNDJDBBDJEJDNDBHXIXIDJDJE

lmao omg vanity fair never change

a strong case could be made that in fact, by selecting this play for themselves to star in, Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter have demonstrated that they understand WAITING FOR GODOT better than anyone else alive

how you pronounce "newark" differentiates you from the people i grew up with and the people i live around now (they are different places)

dinner: roasted garlic pommes puree, roasted broccoli/briccolini, pan seared salmon belly with beurre blanc aux fines herbes

they studied japanese for 4 years in university which means they are clearly aware of contemporary critique of mass market fetish art in japanese media!!!

lol help the weebs are UPSET

genuinely someone killing me sounds like bliss, i welcome this if anyone feels up to it

extremely unpopular opinion: if anime dorks want to not have their content flagged as porn, maybe they should stop making so much perverted anime

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

FTR my father insists that the santa claus in question was the sorriest excuse for a santa claus ever produced to whit

dinner: 金沢風のチキンカツカレー (kanazawa style curry with chicken katsu)

kanazawa style curry night and my house smells like....actual heaven? once i make the katsu its over for you bitches

OMG UNLOCKED RENT FREE BABAYYYYY

every time i'm right i get blocked or the thread get closed for comments coincidence? probably

are the yankees okay? they losing by 3 field goals in a baseball game

Fix your hearts or die

The whole discourse about whether the plagiarism machine is a person, has been poisoned by the fact that the people on one side of it have used the plagiarism machine to destroy their ability to think.

genuinely look at the long term data on these people we make biopics of people like this because their mental breakdowns are generally pretty spectacular OR it comes out that their success was predicated on abusing a whole lot of people along the way but cool quote

fun fact: reagan pre-dated obama

This is not only applicable to the Swifties!

this incredible scholar: if you replace "bits" with "black people" or "jews" it becomes even more damning!! really makes ya think, doesn't it?

spotted in the wild!!!! my very sweet, very naive, VERY MORMON mother in laws current reading 🤯 @swordsjew.bsky.social

this website is embarrassing

good morning to the history makers

Baseball: we are uncomfortable with gambling in general. Football: that was a Draft Kings field goal into the MGM Grand Casino netting brought to you by ESPN Bet

i'm still laughing about this

literally, say less

PERFORMATIVE AGONY so i'm imagining grocery prices while my family's (physician) income hasn't increased i guess incredible stuff

i want this on a hallmark card please

Bring back the Panera lemonade that kills you.