i rooting for everyone who isn't the united states ftr

the us has no class at all

hey yall haven't been on here much but jerfus is living his best life so wanted to make sure everyone knew

wtaf is going on here

and i got straight up GHOSTED lol i mean i have to laugh about it bc i know 100% i musta did SOMETHING to deserve it, im just never gonna know what im sure it's for the best but i do miss having a friend locally anyway major lesson - its better to just not have any friends at all

so do maga feel about trump the way i feel about mamdani? not happy about this btw. stanning politicians is a recipe for disaster.

i haven't used AI to write a single fucking thing. ever. getting left behind and it feels FANTASTIC

and today's discourse is "if you are against pedophilic art, you're a prude" and holy fuck abusers sure do love to co-opt the language of progressive politics and social justice to be fucking creeps, huh

people who support nazi tattoo guy and follow me on blue sky need to stop doing one of those things

leftists don't be sexist, homophobic, or antisemitic difficulty level: impossible

all the politicians i can think of beingNOT this are women??? what "rugged outsider who tells it like it is" do we have who are men? fetterman?? like think for even a minute dear christ

incredible not a single usable fork is pictured 😭

where are these people coming from and also WHY??

creepiest rainbow I've ever seen. the gays are NOT fucking around.

What's happening with Platner is why you hop off the bus at "he has a nazi tattoo"

EVERYONE IS ON NOTICE

i think the most straightforward iran deal we could do is 1) we hand him over

RIP kenny klips i guess "pundit brain" eventually comes for them all

Anarchist interests finally being addressed.

oh come on

this is the thing i will fight europeans on with my dying breath it's getting hotter yall. A/C is GOOD. it literally saves lives. the united states is garbage except for this (and ice!!)

"Sure, why not."

counterpoint: tubi, you're doing amazing sweetie

"temu hugo boss"

hey loser get in we're kink shaming republicans

no one liked this but i need to reiterate that i was RIGHT

I shouldn't be surprised that dirtbag leftists have no idea how goat farms work, since dirtbag leftists don't work lol

I FUCKING TOLD YALL THE ATTACK HELICOPTER LADY WAS NO GOOD OMFGGGG

Please DO write in the papers that the sex I have is “thunderous”

so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.

this is how yall sound fr

european waltz DONE (and hopefully 🤞passed)

guys what's a top 1% vagina mean like she earns a lot of money with it or what

Perhaps this will help, Trish. I built this 13 years ago for the Orange County Register.

Many of his voters are fine with this as long the people they hate are suffering. It's actually important to understand this.

I vibe so hard with this bunny

Hate to say this, but we all have something in common with Donald Trump, Jr: his father doesn’t love us, either.

lol fucking baby man

husband and kids saw last night and enjoyed it i really wish star wars fans would fucking calm down in general. consume the stuff you like, ignore the stuff you don't. it's not high art. it's fucking star wars.

Some thoughtful person provided a link to a non-paywalled version of this article: gcaptain.com/drowning/

just as the prophecy foretold 😌

looking forward to this getting enough numbers that somehow a fight breaks out in the comments 🤞🤞

my algorithm once again algorithm'ing

this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived

INSHALLAH

genuinely tho men are too emotional for office

huh. i guess "self hating anarchist who struggles with international affairs" wasn't an option findmypolitics.com?e=-95&so=-90...