Emily Blunt Guts
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Narkina 5 Employee of the Month
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Discontinued Foods!
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Day #163: MADBALLS (1986)
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Homestar Screens
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Steamed cheeseburger, a foodstuff whose slopped form has no reason to exist, consumed only out of curiosity, love, or quiet spite, the three most Connecticut emotions
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Tom Scocca
1 day ago
GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour
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The one girl at Miss Porter’s with a Lana Del Rey poster up in her dorm:
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Chuck Tingle
2 days ago
YOUR MOM THREW AWAY YOUR BEST HARDCORE BISEXUAL T-REX LAWYER EROTICA MAG
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correcting typo and derailing riff
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Olivia Nuzzi is the apotheosis of grabbing fame by Going to the Right Parties, and the Epstein Files are the apotheosis of why normal people should be terrified and/or disgusted by an invitation to the exact same parties
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Can’t believe these two put him up for adoption. He’s the product of your love! Be better!
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Me, to my child’s growling stomach: don’t you know it’s quiet time
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I have room in my life for only one gravel-voiced crank taking advice from a worm and this is him:
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Yeah, you could say I’m an expert on the American Revolution:
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Tom Davidson
3 days ago
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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David Noll
3 days ago
"There are about a thousand of us" is devastating.
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“Next year in Jerusalem” -the Can’t Passover 200 Yds Seder
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Siembra NC
3 days ago
If you are in Charlotte and see something that you suspect to be related to an immigration enforcement action, call Carolina Migrant Network’s hotline at 704-740-7737.
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How can anyone be wistful of the glamour of an era built on human trafficking and abuse? Now, to take a big sip of coffee and read my cousin in South Carolina’s wedding invitation, I wonder where they’re having the reception?
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Adam Weinstein
4 days ago
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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Dwight, Michael, and Toby respectively brainstorming what to call the next project
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Wow, he’s a lifelong Catholic? They don’t just hand out a credential like that to millions of people, let’s let him declare an antipope
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4 days ago
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Gal. 6:17 - “From now on, let no one cause me trouble, for I bear on my body the marks of Jesus.”
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Lux 🍂 Alptraum
4 days ago
ACDCAB* * All City Dwelling Creatures Are Beautiful
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“This thing (that started at the top) goes all the way to the top!”
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ
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daryl "'do not repeat this insight'" b 🏳️⚧️
about 2 years ago
For groundbreaking synthetic music pioneer Wendy Carlos' birthday, enjoy her in her home studio with cats and friends
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All borders not formed by eons of plate tectonics are nonsense. Any right enfranchised by a border should be universal or dissolved on its own merits.
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5 days ago
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Stella Sacco
5 days ago
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and
@abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com
actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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Tyler, from the Internet
5 days ago
I find people attractive all the time, and you know what I do about it? Keep it to my fucking self and treat them like a human being where my interest doesn't even enter into it. Because it doesn't. I don't talk about it to strangers on the internet. It's fucking absurd. Attraction isn't special.
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Asher Elbein
6 days ago
Anyway: pornographic art and performance is good, people have a right to the vast majority of their kinks, and it is ridiculous that consenting adults are finding those rights strangled by big tech and payment platforms
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joe
6 days ago
nice catch queso blanco, too bad your ass got saaaacked
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Chuck Tingle
6 days ago
always fascinated by idea that i am not being sincere or that my tinglers are a joke or that this is a 'bit'. on one hand i get it because my art is BY DEFINITION unusual, but i just think WHAT IS ALTERNATIVE? what would me being 'fake' even mean? imagine writing 400 books over 10 years for a 'bit'
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She’s too young if she can’t vote for you, bro.
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Michael
6 days ago
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
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Thinking a lot about the ep of 30 Rock where Jack tells Tracy he’s rich and famous enough to do anything *except* dogfighting and Tracy becomes obsessed with getting into dogfighting.
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Tyler, from the Internet
7 days ago
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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Bridget Dooling
8 days ago
NEWS! The ABA Admin Law Conference is FREE this year, in light of the shutdown. Great for admin law practitioners, academics, and students. It'll be Nov. 21 but you'll also be able to access recordings for 30 days afterwards. 6 FREE hours of CLE (approvals pending), including 3 ethics hours:
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2025 Administrative Law Fall Conference
https://events.americanbar.org/event/A13A77AC-0EEA-4320-AA40-F555E13C9512/summary
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Shaenon K. Garrity
7 days ago
One of the Little Free Libraries got a pile of books on autism, folklore and mythology, and finding your gender identity, and that's how I know there's a Bluesky user in the neighborhood
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Don’t let this distract you from what a spineless weasel Chuck Schumer is. You are allowed to be disgusted by multiple things at once. Encouraged, even, if your soul can stand it.
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The Midnight Society
10 days ago
Musk: whatsa dat? Oates: nothing, nothing Oates: i'm just a harmless old woman Oates: just an itinerant blind masseuse Oates: [hand on shikomi-zue] pay no attention to me
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cow tools daily
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Lupita Nihongo
8 days ago
Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
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Emma Evans
8 days ago
Link's perma ban is wrong and this should be fixed.
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giri nathan
8 days ago
i imagine the Thibs Knicks as an uncontacted tribe and Mike Brown the one missionary who didn't get speared to death and survived to gift them the technology of Passing The Basketball
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Too bad the English have no precedent to understand a hereditary title
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Matinee Mode
9 days ago
Bring back the Sneak & Stay double feature.
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