Staring at me like the green goblin mask after one 18 dollar rice lager

being 5 min from the loop kicks ass

I want to visit Japan for many reasons, but the current highest is the possibility of meeting Robin the island cat: www.instagram.com/p/DajMhZNk6t8/

I was driving home from work and had to pull over when the Mario Woman & Luigi Horse were mentioned. I Googled the image and needed a few minutes to compose myself before I could drive on. This is Anime Sickos Podcast. (Also is it just me, or does the horse somehow look like a tricerarops?)

I'm seeing double, 4 Arials, etc

video of Michael Tracy speaking. he looks wet and dry at same time. no good

I hate finding a leather satchel full of money only to discover it has the Chigurh tracker

I love seeing AI slop of Charlie Brown saying a bunch of shit he wouldn't say

as a child, when I first saw piccolo regenerate his arm after Raditz i thought it probably felt pretty good

if I had a job, I'd be walking around the office saying It sucks how everything is poison

outdoor tuxedo cat walking around. i gotta recruit such a guy, right

hey joe, got a minute? yeah it's a hot one. so per the bylaws, each owner is responsible for keeping their patio air below 400 AQI,

there is no other outlet in chicago with the institutional knowledge or wisdom of the reader, and no group of reporters who have sacrificed as much to keep their paper alive. imagine nickel and diming those folks as one of your first acts in town.

doesn't really matter how insane his crank shit is, it will get reframed as a 50/50 issue.

need to get a stockpile of clumsy input compatible games for post shoulder surgery. jrpgs come to mind, games where you just press A

If there’s one thing we at Family Animation look for in our guests, it’s that they don’t come at this from theory.

new cat infrastructure

(gesturing to other driver at red light to roll down window) it smells like shit outside. because of the smoke.

kid is telling every passing adult that there's smoke everywhere which is a pretty good bit when everyone is actively trudging thru toxic smog

if hell were verifiably real, i'd probably sleep a little easier

i love to get diarrhea in lava world

keep thinking some version of "I should go for a walk, oh yeah the air is poison." Bart on the boat with eels/gators

once the air quality index goes above 500 you start to see entire bricks floating suspended in the air. it’s pretty cool actually, you can climb on them and stuff

gonna start talking like this to my boss

love breathing in Canadian smoke. that's what the Great Lakes is all about baby

This is your BEER METER. When it's empty, the game is over, but when it's full, you can do anything! Give it a try right now! Drink 8 BEERs and then press USE to take that cop's weapon

whenever I see any of those guys talk im like "oh we are just weird bugs to them. our experimental existence gives them some feeling of godhood". everything they do seems to flow from there, and they can do Anything

the freaks that rule us are really dancing in the end zone these days

Folks…that’s us

me looking at two images:

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

lighten up

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Hello honey it’s me Sandra bullock on here for you officially due to the hacked on my other account I had to text you on here so you’ll be careful out there…

absolute best Why? lyric is: it seems just as a kid I did not shit my pants much,

They should make quote dunking more like extraction shooters so if you fuck it up you have to start your whole account over

New UChicago Booth MBA Alumni Note just dropped

my hope for surgery is when the doc scopes into my shoulder, he will be able to see & dislodge an Experience Orb, which will cause me to ding immediately

we did the Corpse World ep how long ago? it's so much Corpse Worldlier these days

sapphic white boy was a goldmine for these, but this is the one that broke me the most

'the head of state is looting everything and his goons kill random people in the street' is not an overstatement or oversimplification

i have a great enthusiasm for 90s dos/win16 games that have a sort of sickening old-money look to them

we should have a cure for shitting at this point, not explosive diarrhea parasites. just another way we are going backwards

here's something you need to understand about me: I am downwardly mobile

i once ate the hal laboratories’ dog’s eggs. tasted metallic.

you know who I saw walking on Taylor? the Hudson Soft Bee