sir, sir, please keep doing your signature dance, doing the jerk off motion into your face, set to "YMCA"

anime sickos is the only show that sometimes directly addresses real life issues, that's always good and correct and never makes me sometimes disgusted at the hosts and want to kick them in the shins. don't let the name fool you they love anime but they know anime is bad in a war crimes way

SCANNER.BMF

papa jorts pizza

everybody voted for the pedophile and now there's no jobs and neighbors get taken and kong dog is gone

you can just go on TV in uniform and threaten Chicago with collective punishment. that's just da news

jd vance 2015: has anyone seen #Archer? #ThatsHowYouGetAnts lol! jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?

nice catch queso blanco, too bad your ass got saaaacked

everyone one of those emails is just, "yeah he's over at my house, raping"

oh shit i might have had a job and no one told me

merrick garland: a funny guy who will get funnier

Dear Jeffrey,

guy who finally decides today he has enough information to conclude donald trump is a pedophile

i got this buddy who hates being struck by a truncheon. all cudgels, really

a gar is a fuel for goes in a flar

Tokyo drifting into a Backyardigan (pablo)

sitting at the computer relatively pain free for the first time in a week: this still sucks, Dune was right

Hello! I am an American fleeing the American Century of Humiliation. Is this the line for Roguelite Dads?

He hyped himself up with total bullshit and then internalized it because he can't really form memories or access them anymore, so now it's mass starvation time.

cracking up at "if they betray everyone"

losing it with "standing up to Trump didn't work"

if a walking circulatory system walked into my kitchen when I had the gumbo going I would hit it with Sweet Chin Music

durbin is such a piece of shit, man

when you've rallied enough votes in favor of eliminating access to healthcare for millions of americans that you can vote against without messing up the plan

if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"

i don’t think the axios reporting is entirely off base if you have house members out here soft launching an abolish-the-senate position lmfao

i knew they were going to claw it back but it literally felt too doomer to post after the SC intervening

3 inches of snow up per hour to 3 feet? thinking daycare might be fucked tomorrow

this guy needs to cut it out. stop touching it

ICE/CBP is running nuts everywhere but it seems like they are really immiserating Little Village. awful

“Nah, man”

yes they want to starve and kill people but also probably trying to hide the fact they robbed that contingency fund. there's no way that money isn't fucked!

New print series for the brutal kids

ceo of mcdonalds say big mac yum yum

orange line becoming 24 hrs is so sick. the spirit of the southwest side, now nonstop. it's the best line for looking at quarries for sure

Getting it delivered to my door each morning on fresh newsprint to take with my coffee

sometimes you just gotta sit down and read the fandom wiki page for Nen cover to cover (printed out before reading)

the purple line should run all day on the express tracks to forest park via the dearborn subway, and skip the asinine brown line stops by switching to the inside tracks at Belmont the blue line should run on the local tracks of metra electric down to south chicago

laughing about the VA AG election again. voters loved his cool texts

gumby looks off here. can't put my finger on it

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

average bluesky poster

here he comes old mr D himself, hey looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

matt yglesias has the blob from Inside rolling around on a treadmill inside his big stupid head. who cares what he says dude

i am a single issue voter and i just moved to new york (unpacking the uhaul rn) my main belief is that the mayor should be married to an aloof babe