my full Letterboxd review for Solaris: this movie is so stressful and interesting

god you know who I can't stand? my enemies

son, wake up. you need to understand everyone loved In An Aeroplane Over the Sea. we all went nuts when he sang 'semen stains the mountain tops" it was on all the /mu/ charts, stop screaming

The WH literally doing “only good will happen” is so funny

my take is this Iran shit is not going great

it's important to remain about 20% scumbag

i mean really, you gotta clap this guy in irons. you gotta parade him around wearing a barrel with straps. do that "the boats" thing to him. you're allowed to now! there's precedent, why would you not

facebook is an insanity rune brother

(messaging my CIA handler) you ever think about that Bloodhound Gang filler track where Rip Taylor says hey there sprinkle genies

(putting my hands on your shoulders) actually ratchet is closer to describing a person who behaves more like a combination of a bitch, chickenhead, and a skeezer

should I put ', MA' after my name on LinkedIn like a huge piece of shit? maybe length x girth?

google keep is the last useful google thing and i know they are going to nuke it and i will cry. it is Exactly Enough App

Anime Sickos Podcast presents Sicko Shock 2

made the Idiot's Error of being nostalgic for my 20s as if it wasn't unknowingly white knuckling brain problems

taking family to the aquarium. not the Shedd, a secret post-game dungeon

LinkedIn is a great way to find people with Nintendo baseball Bobson Dugnutt names

the post button on LinkedIn is a big loaded gun

Linkedin is grim, man

Here I was, in the dark, trying to engage in my Sickos Mandated Dude Time, and these fuckin' yucksters deliver an episode that made me laugh so hard it almost woke my wife... which would have interrupted my dude time!

This is a really good episode! It got me thinking about the types of stories that scare me (basically "regular person does a crime and is so bad at crime and is so gonna get caught") and then guess what kind of nightmare I had last night. So this podcast actually scared me!!

every part of my life that isn't family (wonderful) or sickos (groundbreaking work) feels like I am treading actual toilet water in The Devil's Toilet. furthermore, Devil Toilet time is the biggest chunk of the week

Who goes there Lol Jk wassoup brother (dapping U up) (looking into ur eyes and realizing I don't actually know you) Nahhhhhhh who go's th

pretty wild they keep finding new ways to strangle air travel

all this stuff is just barely-veiled code for "talarico is a [f-slur] and you're one too if you vote for him"

There was a period where people kept saying the internet wasn’t real life and then a period where people started to accept that the internet had become real life but I think we’re out of that now and that the internet isn’t real life anymore, it’s some sort of hyperreal zone of impossible terrains

nothing can top "the girl in my bathtub"

Anime Sickos Podcast

someone near me has a blue PT cruiser with flames. so sick

listen up nerd: we just recorded a wonderful guesto ep

daycare informing me my kid stripped naked and dunked his clothes into the toilet during nap

25 May 2026

that Sealab 2021 ep that ends with Stormy throwing his bitching homemade tesla coil into the pool: good

IPAs always taste like stealing a school bus

(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh

STATUS REPORT: Fraud kidfuckers control all levels of government. Also there’s this one posting site that’s not really my vibe so we gotta solve that first

something I have always struggled with is everything

1.) discourse about platform viability instead of lunch pics is loser shit. 2.) "diversify of thought" is loser shit to get you to look at nazi posts instead of lunch pics

America, for the SNES. Or, as it was originally known in Japan and PAL regions, Honkey Con Country

When it comes to things to get into with some roughnecks, dust ups is pretty high on my list

if nothing else, the fact it keeps happening is pretty funny

this is the best one

UK Trans Bathroom ban: so the expectation is that as an employee you might have to go up to customers and say "hey so hate to do this but my manager wants me to verify your pussy"

looking at a Force Curve diagram, comparing nano Brown v. nano Blush mechanical switches and then remembering: oh yeah I have a family now, I can't go back

i love teaching Ronin to be their own Shogun

man oh man do I love saying SY ABLEMAN in the smash bros announcer voice

i am having such a day!! remember The Snorks? every single one of them, outside the Target.

ok so today I hit the Great Gazoo with my wife's car. why wasn't he floating higher