ME: Hello my boss. Yeah I am using the tool that makes my work kind of a funny guess. Yeah instead of doing it normal. I think it's gonna be mostly computer guesses from now on. MY BOSS: hell yeah bro lol

I think the R Crumb thing where a lady carries him around piggyback is sex and I vote

We all goof up sometimes

"I gotta have more Genius Night!!" Then mark your calendars now for Monday October 20th. We got an insane lineup of killers on this one. Like holy shit folks

telling every general to get ready to kill civilians in opposition cities after the shamwow guy opens

i miss bart's catchphrase. why doesnt he say this anymore

this shit was so good, man

My show @geniusnight.bsky.social is tonight!! Wow!! I’m all aflutter. This is gonna be great

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

the rinse aid always reminds me of your mother

not the most pressing issue these days but i need like, all new clothes

for a poster, going viral can feel like winning the super bowl, or being dragged through town behind a horse. depends on if you post with virtue

hey man I don't think he's going to focus on something that is cross-purpose to his goal of immiserating everyone with disease and poverty

everything feels like a crying, absolutely sobbing man, is pointing a deagle at anything that makes a noise

(learning anything about anyone) look at this piece of shit,

wow

Folks.... it's time to have Positive Thoughts as I jump into the Sicko Seat

obvious, but: active, willful immersiation. wild

i hate when someone gets the drop on me by applying a poison debuff, and then follows it up with some special move that makes me take the damage over time effect all at once

I love selling speakers out of the back of a van

Steve Holt

bobby with the immaculate no sell as peggy works herself into a shoot

when my enemies rush me in a hallway and I have a hammer, I simply do an Oldboy

I got raptured. there's no roguelikes up here, just the Lord. kinda sucks!

my mom blasted cigs and played a ton of Super Mario Bros when she was pregnant with me. she was also slamming Tylenol

YOU FUCKING KNOW IT FUCK YEAH

kid exorcist puked into oatmeal

something i hate about war: when the enemy general does a big announcement and holds up a photo of me and says 'if you melee kill this guy he drops tons of gems'

I've said it many times but I will say it again: the drive to AI is a drive to constant, regular interactivity. There is enjoyment in spending an hour being interacted with -- that is the actual primary driver of so much of this behavior. The product of the interaction is secondary at best.

"requesting a meeting to discuss a path" woah boys don't be rude

tech and media companies are absolutely unloading a full uzi clip into their foot to support trump this shit is crazy

Rayan's Discount Liquors Uptown, Chicago

Posting Sucks Now

the thing about the USA becoming a pariah backwater is that it's cross-purpose to my job of being internationally recognized for my wisdom

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

“Mr President, what should we do with all the leftover Covid funds now that we’re going to pretend the pandemic is over?” “IDK just give it to the cops”

they gave up on Dino Crisis because they invented Monster Hunter, the game where injured dinosaurs cry and plead for their lives. the ultimate dinosaur murder experience.

evergreen update from my boy Tom

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

folks, I want to remind you that a ton of federal workers are about to get their last pay check at the end of this month and this stuff is going to get much worse

his response to the first question is literally "you will be going to jail"

pretty clear we're at the part where RTLM is saying cut down the tall trees

Chicago police are on scene at Andre Vasquez’s 40th Ward Alderman’s office where a note and a dead rat have been left on the front foot of the office.