I hate that guy, man. his negative externalities are poisoning the water supply

we are doing degrowth folks. get your chinese emulator handhelds before you can't

practice saying it now for any context: 'respectfully i don't care about this shit, the world almost got nuked last week'

a beautiful confirmation name: Papa John's 2-for-1 Slices

going to the orchestra with my smokeshow wife

if faced with a foe that could not be truly felled and could reconstitute over great distances, I would simply dump the chunks into a steel drum, pour in concrete, and drop that sucker in the lake

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Everyone's talking about Genius Night these days. Want to see what it's all about? Come out to Cafe Mustache in TWO WEEKS: Thursday April 23 at 7pm!! This show is very funny and guaranteed to give you the most psychically powerful Brain of all time. This lineup is simply nutty and you will love it

adult catholic converts don't even make sense to me. why would you undodge that bullet

250 episodes, my longest running creative endeavor. my main take away from doing this over the years: im a cool guy, give me $5

credible threat to drop nukes and every senator was like, giving him a thumbs up or shrugging and then doing the thumbs up

whatta game folks

Oman is so good at business

AL SWEARENGEN EXPLAINING WHY HE’S NOT FIRING A PARTICULAR PROSTITUTE:

the levels of elite impunity we are seeing now and the levels of war crimes we are seeing now are two aspects of the same path of historical development. right now they see war as our problem (and their investment opportunity). it is world historically important that we make war their problem again

this is a certified joe panel

whoever does it is gonna be remembered for centuries and reincarnated as a lotus flower

this guy gets it

Spring green

I think people are allowed to draw conclusions about the American people based on their decision to put this man in office bsky.app/profile/pear...

he always escalates to the point of total failure and gets bailed out by someone else. now there's no one and you can't undrop a nuke, is my view

yeah this shit is what I need.

Not saying the moon isn’t interesting. It’s just kind of disgusting & evil. Fortunately animal life has evolved, over billions of years, the ability to endure its constant presence & pretend that it has some sort of purpose or value beyond just looking like trash & making everyone uncomfortable

I am stranded behind the moon looking to catch a ride

you gotta check out ozymandias’ badass new statue man. it’s two big feet and nothing else. he made it that way

The moment when Randy Johnson deleted a bird from life with a baseball is perhaps the most singular event that ever occurred in the world. It is so insane that someone made an RPG about something as mundane as “dungeon adventures” before they made one about this.

On March 24, 2001, during a spring training exhibition game between the Arizona Diamondbacks and San Francisco Giants in Tucson, Arizona, Randy "The Big Unit" Johnson hit a bird with a baseball. Me and @tomharrison.bsky.social try to stop this event from happening. It's a good podcast, y'all.

is Tower Dungeon any good. i am intrigued by a dungeon that goes up instead of down

that Charlie Brown post about pigpen, it's rough over there but I don't think they hit him, has been top of mind nonstop

Fifth Third Bank. Old Second Bank. these are two examples of banks with names that suck

my wife and i have an unstated rule that when one of us is speaking and sincerely pronounces something with a nasally Chicago 'a' the other person gets to point and ook ook like a chimp

The Vatican picked an American Pope using logic from the Blade comic book, only a half vampire is truly prepared to slay that particular sort of monster

June has the correct opinion re: folk punk: it's good but also you should be ashamed and never tell anyone you listen to it

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

beautiful name for a child: Forest Preserve Entrance

Stepping on scale before shower • 220 lbs Stepping on scale after blowing nose into hand during shower • 45 lbs • immediately collapses • medic puts fingers to throat • shakes head "we lost him"

hes announcing that hes stealing our future, this is what our country is going to be doing and spending money on for the next decade now

had a roommate from the stern school of business when i went to NYU and he was like a cartoon of a medieval villager. got door wedged somehow and stuck in bathroom multiple times. was scared of asian people and noises the washing machines made. ate chef boyardee spaghetti with hands

hey man, do you think the insane president is gonna say some insane shit

all that time doesn't even include any gaming. what a way to live

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genies are so funny, man

8-1, man

kid is wearing a professor-ass cardigan with the elbow patches. walking around saying, elbow patches. hell yeah

dude it sucks to be besieged by the devil from all sides

you can tell all these atlantic and nyt guys are in a big @animesickos.bsky.social fans group chat because they all start repeating what da sickos say like 2-4 weeks later. just watch, jamelle bouie is going to start talking about Slay the Spire 2 like he discovered it. smh... smdh indeed