he's gonna end NATO with this shit for sure. he is pushing for an escalation while high from Maduro raid, what else could happen

i'm in the part of my mood stabilization cycle where I listen to The Specials. why is judge roughneck such an asshole

love to rapidly ossilliate between "god they are so dumb and hated" and "fuuuuucck they are gonna rule the hemisphere"

so Rubio cut a deal under Maduro, then they do an inside job raid and still explode 80 people? am I off target here

bringing a rusted bathtub of moonshine into this BYOB brunch place

Anyway it’s stupid as fuck for democrats to “he may have been a bad guy, but…” when it comes to black bagging people

using discord makes me feel like i am 100 years old. i clicked on some shit called checkpoint and started weeping

“That’s so funny. What did Tom say then? …. Haha. Oh man. I bet Joe had a great and-one on that. …Yep. Classic Joe.” -me talking to my AI assistant who is summarizing an episode of Anime Sickos podcast

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago

don't scroll too much. I'm going to Aldi, lmk if you need anything

pathetic country

sequel opportunity

It’s absolutely crazy how awful X, or Twitter, is now. The Grok stuff is just the tip of the iceberg. I went over there for five minutes to do my banking and it was absolutely appalling.

I am going to network with Barack Obama on LinkedIn

jesus christ we need to do a Dune yesterday

love cooking for the family. I get victory points when my progeny eats my pesto

if you start cooking with a pretty full garbage you might as well just end it

trying to explain to my 2 year old that a Fraggle showing up with Miss Rachel is an example of Fortnite Creep. he doesn't give a shit

people have been telling me that 2026 is gonna be the year of the joe

(ordering at dick monald's) yeah can i get a six piece DcNuggets and a medium diet dr dick

OUT NOW: Uh oh! Computer parts cost a million dollars now and Crucial is just straight up not making products for consumers anymore! Turns out the world once again prioritizes demonic wealth-lords over human beings. Plus, Tom goes nuts about how he set up a household media server (and you can, too!)

nye grind

when I get the SSRIs

Mike was one of the guys laying the framework for what good jokes would look like in a novel format with a strict character limit. 35 is so young. Rest easy good stranger

Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.

got our son a Yoto Player for Christmas. the Internet radio station on that thing is pretty good. Blondie was just playing (not Rapture)

dude it sucks when I make an honest mistake in my lab and the resulting explosion sends my flaming body into the adjacent bog and I am born again as Swamp Thing

potty training son is going well, biggest issue is how almost all human language in the house is now about pissing and shitting (was too high before also)

burger burger: hamburger simulation / psx mediamuse / rythmics, 1998

peeped this cryptid the other day

unlocked The Embedded earlier today and yeah that's exactly how I want to play the game

after my kid goes to bed I'm gonna get elevated and play Ball x Pit

Nic Cage as John Madden doesn't look great. looks like the dad from Dinosaurs

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NEXT TO ME ON PLANE: that music you’re listening to at max volume in your headphones sounds really interesting, what is it? ME: heh, it’s called “Infinity Rage” and it’s from Hajimari no Kiseki, but you might know it as Trails into Reverie HER: wow

I love absorbing the unique mana of Chicago's southwest burbs. you can play video poker at a deli or funeral home

merry Xmas everyone. I am stuck in your phone. you must scatter the salts that bind me

john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him

Tiny Tim, who chunked the QTE,

worth reiterating that society has been restructured to suit the whims of this guy

thought I was out of coffee for Xmas eve/day but then I remembered: strategic reserves of Cafe Bustelo

ep 5 of Chair Company sure is insane. I'm not watching it, just standing in kitchen & reflecting. soup thing was like watching Debaser

favorite frozen pizza brand is Screamin Sicilian. the yelling italianoid

this was for an emissions test. I hate jacking off in that cup. can't renew your license plate sticker without tho