there's a certain genius to coming up with excellent pithy terms that self evidently name the thing, and "you live here too" is right there with "complaining kicks ass," "posting sucks now," "corpse brain," and "the theory of chilling and hanging." sickos are inimitable

Bro your proboscis is hella meaty

if some snotty wizard boy called me a muggle i'd cast a little chin magic on his ass. alakazam you're in the fuckin hospital!! and nobody would think of it as hitting a kid by the way. ok. people wouldn't say i hit a kid. cause they'd agree it's a totally different power dynamic. wizards you can hit

i swear i have the worst drip coffee maker in town

this is what I see when I come in thru the garage

Probably the best single thing to come of being on Bluesky for me personally, has been discovering this podcast. Aside from @warrocketajax.com no other podcast I've ever listened to so perfectly captures and reflects my basic vibes. Hilarious and heartfelt shit from them, every time.

Hell yeah brother

man I love chicago

See both of "The Anime Sickos" performing live comedy in one week. If you don't go to this you are making the biggest mistake of your life

I just *love* these perfect men.

weird stain on the stair carpet

kid pointed at Mario on his pajama shirt and said "Mario is SO sick." this is genetics, hard science

it is November 10 now. A circulatory system is walking through the kitchen. look at that fucker go

man I love chicago

the McDonald's by the chicago red line stop is cool because sometimes it's a Streets of Rage level

I just executed my first successful ki blast at the MCA Yoko Ono exhibit

I simply love to mutter JetBrains Mono

Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.

son, wake up. stop yelling. does that mean his corn body can be any shape and he chooses the bird each day

kid said Big Bird is made of corn. gonna need to sit down

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

my kid said he "wants to eat Bluey" calm down

best line read in Big Lebowski is probably Buscemi's "your phones ringing dude"

Folks: orc arms are long as hell. Hear this "and more" in our episode with @socialistshelf.bsky.social

pam bondi complaining that no one is talking about the DOW during The Most Evil PDFs hearing is funny

huge swamp rat in my domicile

I love transporting myself to a black void and then blowing out a bunch of candles to symbolize I am trading lifespan for power

Imagine getting your ass handed to you by a group of kids that includes someone wearing a "choose kindness always" hoodie.

(unreal tournament voice) lad and dad sick day

near west side fauna

honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal

Bari Weiss’s wife to Jeffrey Epstein: lol you guys doing any rapes later haha

kid has stolen my therabands and is spinning around. free Shen Yun

Vince and Aaron fill up my bars and allow me to perform insane Heat Actions (the one with the kettle)

son, if you're watching this it means you found my box of rad tapes. make sure you check em all out, there's an alien autopsy in there

the very notion that you should pay taxes lmao. hey this guy is just gonna get his beak wet it's cool

can't believe Barack Obama told people to listen to Anime Sickos Podcast