piece of shit chatgpt pocket pussy ripped my cock clean off and the damn thing just keeps telling me it's time to kill myself

no one believes me of course but when I was a rat in a cage I was actually able to get out using rage

nice bone dude, can it sing?

Arugula is probably my favorite leafy green and it's definitely in my top 5 sounds a horny cartoon wolf might make

Fuck Joe Rogan we need a leftist Trapped in The Closet chapters 1-33

please mail me a big slice of turkey

PaRappa vs Nardwuar (repost)

first bombshell from the epstein files holy shit

my dream blunt rotation is 0° because i would like for the blunt to stay still while we all smoke it

they should make an IPA that fills you with god's forgiving light

They should make 30 additional versions of "1st of Tha Month" by Bone Thugs so we could have a song to listen to no matter what day it is

The Majula Oblongata is the part of your brain that enjoys Dark Souls 2

Sinbad, Sinfast, and Sinhard my dudes

(hitting someone in the balls) here comes Santa Balls

(getting hit in the balls) paging Dr Balls

Bright Field of Light. Goku, Butt Ass Naked

(listening to Christmas music) These aren't the lyrics I remember. When do they flush Barney down the potty?

Great advice for young men

ants are awesome because they have a tiny brain programmed exclusively to think "fuck it, me too dude"

dude if she left you for Cotton-Eyed Joe then that shit was never gonna work out

every year i apply to become part of the skeleton golem and every year they say they loved my x-rays but got a lot of strong submissions and they encourage me to try again next year

and then Charizard told the king about Aladdin non-stop for like three years

CARTOON/KTOON4.GIF

What if Big Pussy had 100 in Speech?

From the creator of the playable chore, Braid, comes The Witness, a game about how The Witness sucks

it's called a Checking Account because you're always checking it for money

a good huff of that hot laptop air got me talking in fluent Calibri

it's called the stroke of midnight because it's the best time to jack off

pulled my dick out and rested it on the side of the urinal just to cool the bastard off a little bit. left grill marks on the porcelain

60 pairs of regular underwear costs about a buck fifty but a single pair of long underwear costs about two grand

back in the day there was this weird game/software that would connect to the internet, check if anyone else had opened the game in the last minute or so, and if you were the only person playing for a minute, you won. Does anyone remember this/what it was called? It just ran in a command prompt

[BALD TECHNIQUE] (lvl 25) ~ harnessing the pure light of the sun with a precise tilt of the head ~ +++ Reflective Laser Technique +++ --BALD BEAM-- (All bald people can do this.)

inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor

just made my first crossword

i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?

They should make the glory hole itself feel good to stick your dick in. That way if there's no one in the other booth it's not a total loss

this shits gonna go so hard in the millennial retirement home

Corner Gas is alright but I prefer the original manga, Canadian Gasoline Chronicle

Renamon would go nuts in the WNBA

my son got killed by a Legendary Pokemon and instead of grieving I am in the courtroom because they refuse to euthanize this guy's Entei

received a cease and desist from a famous rapper (who i respectfully keep anonymous) and unfortunately i am no longer allowed to bill myself as White Ludacris

best city in da world

first bombshell from the epstein files holy shit

i have finally reached mythical status

just made my first crossword

there is so much that we could learn from frogs especially in the realms of singing and jumping

a fighting game with a roster based entirely on Jay-Z's verse from Monster