Fuuuuck This One's a Shine Sprite I Can't Open Shit With This

Wiggler Wishes You Wouldn't

Did You Check Up Your Ass, Idiot?

Regard Dorrie Fondly

8 Red Coins Frozen by PayPal

Stick Your Fingers in Chain Chomp's Cage

Wing Mario Hits the Pentagon

A Bong Comes out of That One Boo in the Courtyard and Mario Still Shrinks Down and Dives Into It Anyway

Bowser's GILF Gauntlet

Yoshi Want Arby's

The Painting This Star Is In Is Considered Lost Media Now

Fredbear at the Fountain

Stop Calling This a Bot Account I Post This Shit by Hand and I Have Eyes on Every Reply

We Found Out Mario Can Jump Into a Computer As Well. We Lost Him on Fail Blog

Throw Rocks at Bowser Until He Stops Moving

Hear Me Out

There's a Big Dog Outside the Castle and It's Scary Because I Don't Know If It's Nice or Mean

Princess Peach's Sandpaper Floor Chamber

There's a Secret Slide in Every Government Building in America

Due To a Misunderstanding Wiggler Has Ended Up in Little Big Planet Instead

Jigsaw's Tricky Trap

Bring Your Lunch to Tiny-Huge Island So You Can Eat It Really Big

Put A Really Big Contact Lens On Mr. I

Solve My ARG

In Cave With Bear

Fart Until Ya Tummy Don’t Hurt No More

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Footjob with Koopa the Quick

Reinflate Every Goomba You've Flattened. And Give Back the Coin

Smoke Spindrift

Dorkly Mario's Awesome Joke

Where the Fuck Did You Find These Red Coins They're Disgusting

Incriminating Footage! The Lakitu Bros. Must Die

Can Thwomp Withstand a Pickaxe?

Pick Pokey's Pocket

Explore the State of Michigan

Just Ask Nicely

Tongue the Expansion Port Passionately

Beat the Game Sideways Also

Beat the Game Upside-Down

Chug the Castle's Moat

Check Out My Mix Tape

Red Coins Behind the Drywall

Bubba's Beached! Get Rid of That Smell

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Bowser Sends You Somewhere

Shoot Yoshi for Millions

A Human Skull in the Secret Slide