Start Tearing Down Drywall Because You’re Still Not Sure if That “Trapped Inside the Walls” Business Was Literal

The Aquarium Is Empty and Yoshi Refuses To Show Us What’s in His Mouth

Bowser's Breakfast Challenge

Put On the Best Damn Talent Show This Kingdom’s Ever Seen for 8 Red Coins

Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee

Fuck Fuck Fuck Dire Dire Docks is Leaking There's Not Supposed to be Water in the Basement

Do Some Pied Piper Shit With Every Single Bob-omb You Can Find and Make Them Go Turn Bowser into a Memory

Science Class! Dissect a Goomba

Catch One of Those Water Bombs and Drink the Whole Thing

The Great Tox Box Migration

Battle for Custody of 8 Red Coins

They Found a New Species in Lethal Lava Land

Take Off Yoshi's Shoes

Eat All the Plants in the Castle Garden While the Princess Isn't Around to Judge You

Buy Toad Beer

Shatter All Glass in the Castle

Get Legionnaire's Disease from the Fountain

Bob-omb Actually Loves Being Picked Up

Eat an Unspecified Number of Bugs

Unagi Biting Him Owww Owiiieee

Find Toad, or What's Left of Him

8 Red Coins But There Are Also Green Coins That Hurt You And You're Colorblind

Let Thwomp Top

This Star Is Missing an Eye What the Fuck Nobody Told Me They Could Get Hurt

Leave Not Even a Crumb

Let the Tides Claim You

Make the Big Boo Jiggle

My Stupid and Gay Puzzle

Tuck Chuckya In

Fuuuuck This One's a Shine Sprite I Can't Open Shit With This

Wiggler Wishes You Wouldn't

Did You Check Up Your Ass, Idiot?

Regard Dorrie Fondly

8 Red Coins Frozen by PayPal

Stick Your Fingers in Chain Chomp's Cage

Wing Mario Hits the Pentagon

A Bong Comes out of That One Boo in the Courtyard and Mario Still Shrinks Down and Dives Into It Anyway

Bowser's GILF Gauntlet

Yoshi Want Arby's

The Painting This Star Is In Is Considered Lost Media Now

Fredbear at the Fountain

Stop Calling This a Bot Account I Post This Shit by Hand and I Have Eyes on Every Reply

We Found Out Mario Can Jump Into a Computer As Well. We Lost Him on Fail Blog

Throw Rocks at Bowser Until He Stops Moving

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