you guys are really quick to say that scott adams wasn't funny but being a famous multimillionaire who is so profoundly insecure that you supercharge the ass cancer that kills you by years of constantly pumping your old man balls full of high grade test is an insane bit

Heartbreaking: Eichmann wistfully recalls the gentler reich of yesteryear

its not looking good gang

"sustained by ideology rather than might" are you fucking kidding me

a truly remarkable thing about gen AI with some real utility is that it is the first (and maybe only possible) objective taste gauge. If you like its output you are only responding to a smeared average of a type of art's most superficial and transient qualities. you have bad taste!

Visited by the ghosts of Christmases past, present, and future last night. They told me they loved what I've been doing and not to change a thing.

I will take this all the way to the Supreme Court if necessary

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

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didn't really "get" how someone could stand to be around, much less fall in love with, a guy who sounds like a fork stuck in the garbage disposal but if you've got the brain of a small dog I bet between the roadkill smells and looking like a desiccated raw steak there's a lot to like

if you hear the words "let's face it" or "let's be honest" the next thing you're gonna hear is going to be some of the dumbest shit you've ever heard in your life

don't worry guys they're planning on holding them fiercely accountable later

Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

Hamilton is, and I am completely sincere about this, one of the most profoundly evil works of art I have ever seen

perhaps it is a millennial disease, this sort of juvenile clinging to ‘cosy’ narrative. a world free of suffering or consequence, a convenient world, ignoring the work. Ignoring the work entirely

whenever Yamashita Kazuo's not in the panel, I am asking "Where's Yamashita Kazuo"?

The #lancer encounter generator is now active! This is a simple .9 version that will be completely updated once the homie @beeftime.itch.io's Compcon v3 is up :) It accepts all v2 LCP files, try it here: ashofcreativity.app/lancer_encounter_generator.html

don't say my leitmotif is arranged for tuba and trombone dude stop saying it's reminiscent of Mancini's more whimsical ovure seriously dude stop

well, i have to give credit where credit is due, i don't see eye to eye with trump on a lot of things but i think demolishing the white house rocks

massively increasing the amount of microplastics in my ejaculate until I am able to manually print benchys

please nobody tell this guy what the CIA was doing between the years of 1945 and 1991 in central america, south america, the korean penninsula, southeast asia, the middle east, most of africa, the indian subcontinent, eastern europe, italy, the iberian penninsula, the middle east AGAIN, central asi

listen you tankie assholes, the clandestine parapolitical apparatus and tip of the spear for hegemonic global capital said they stopped doing all the bad stuff in the 70s. why won't you take them at their word?

double the base movement speed

hello brave defenders of democracy let's tell each other our full legal names and social security numbers as a fun icebreaker exercise. please speak directly into my lapel.

I'd say this was just the liberal obsession with aesthetics over anything of political substance but the aesthetics weren't substantively different! My age cohort openly talked about killing the sandn*****s throughout the Bush era. They were all still nazis! They've always been nazis! Jesus!

okay, so maybe I fell in with those nazi guys for a while. whatever. it's not a big deal. what's important is that you recognize its actually strong and brave of me and shouldn't at all make you wonder why I present myself as the ultimate politics knower

fatal: invalid reference: master

it's not FOR us

Its a rare person who gets to flatline twice.

I am proud to announce the full release of Ironbound Shadows, a third-party narrative for #LancerRPG! In this three-mission series, step into the role of undercover mercenaries on the Dawnline Shore, tasked to stop a fascist paramilitary from reigniting civil war. #ttrpg #ISh #IronboundShadows

James Joyce's zany laugh-a-minute tour-de-force. Dostoevsky's side-splittingly irreverent buddy comedy. McCarthy's wacky romp through the American countryside.

the chiefs are on pace to score more than 10 points in a single game

In a landmark study, researchers determine that the edges of a triangle will always sum to 180 degrees due to fundamental mathematical and topological limits

Very, very happy to announce that Ironbound Shadows, a third-party narrative for #LancerRPG, will release in full on October 1st! In this three-mission series, step into the role of undercover mercenaries on the Dawnline Shore, tasked to stop a fascist paramilitary from reigniting civil war. #ttrpg

I'm sorry but I'll never be able to hate Trump 100% because we share a complete and utter disdain for all of the the stupid losers that love him more than anything else. Yeah, yeah, shame that ben shapino got hit by a truck or whatever anyway check it out we're gonna put an awning over here

he's being "canonized as [a] saint" here not because poor ezra was so shocked and scandalized by the barbarity of ~political violence~ but because ezra klein, and liberals broadly, fundamentally subscribe to kirk's repulsive nazi worldview but think you should have the decorum to keep quiet about it

[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!

"there's no place for political violence in America" shut the fuck up. the whole thing is political violence. it is made of political violence. the only fucking thing we have done for 200 years is political violence.

Writing in my baseball friend's birthday book: Hope your birthday is a real "Home Run". Writing in my movie friend's birthday book: Lights! Camera! Happy Birthday :) Writing in my pedophile friend's birthday book: Congratulations on being a pedophile on this - your special day

I would have said quantum computing a year or two ago but so much money is being spent on compute infrastructure that I think we're stuck with it. It'll be the same liquid capital pump as digital advertising: something everyone knows doesn't work but has to pretend it does to avoid economic collapse

"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see

there's a phenomenon in visual science fiction and fantasy where people make things "branded" instead of things being a way for a reason which invites curiosity.

Harvest Star's Tithe is now out! lxcoco.itch.io/harvest-star... You play as hardened mech pilots who've been kept under siege in Boundary Industrial City by the Aunic Ascendancy for the last six years. But now you'll be heading out of the city to chase an NHP's distress signal. #LancerRPG

pre-collapse humanity didn't have the technology to create the oracle chorus; it's a front for the aliens that are in secret control of union and the story about the so-called "monist-1" is a false history written hundreds of years after the attempted human coup was crushed by our alien overlords

thank you comrade trump, hero of the jdpon, for tormenting the depraved labor aristocracy of the united ᛋᛋnake$ of amerikkka by starving them of their treats

i just turned on the us open and i swear to god there is a net right in the middle of the court. the players have to hit the ball over it to even play

I work with a bunch of AI maxi boneheads and I am salivating about the chance to be a little shit about the bubble pop for months and months