Even if the myopic goofies are right, and posting on Twitter would literally change peoples minds in my favor, I would not do it because I would rather die than provide free monetized content for the subhuman cringelord Elon Musk

the guy at the tattoo parlor said my full back piece of hitler fucking an anthropomorphic swastika was too big to ink over so I just had him write "I no longer like this kind of stuff. pobody's nerfect" on my tramp stamp area. anyway I think I'm ready for my senate run now

tight spiral on one of these little dinguses right into Justin Jefferson's arms at 60 yards

if you fell for any pro platner argument at any time it's impossible to overstate just how much of a fucking chump and sucker you are and you shouldn't be trusted with tying your shoelaces, much less trying to orient some sort of electorial left bloc

gta sucks insane ass and is emblematic of some of the worst, most boring shit in video games, whatever novelty it might have had wore off over two decades ago. the new one will also be garbage dogshit for braindead morons.

in a few years, you're going to see this exact clip in a documentary intercut with news clips of burning cars and bread lines during the global economic collapse of 202X

my wife's first language isn't English and early in our relationship she'd fall back to French if she couldn't think of a word. One that stuck because I found it so bewildering at the time is now the household word for any screw, nail, or fastener: a "bees"

I'm sorry but this is another trump dub. this should be a permanent fixture. otherwise unemployable serial rapists giving each other cte on the lawn of the head pedophile of international capital. it's good to stop pretending this country is or has ever been anything better

laughed out loud when I scrolled up and saw him bragging about how many lines of code he got claude to write for him

that tears it. I'm firing my entire design department. hit the bricks, losers

call your senator!! YOUR SENATOR: haha damn no cap? thats crazy man that sounds illegal af... sum1 shud do sumthin.... goodluck tho

nobody -- nobody -- is doin it to em like Loren and if we lived in a world that was even a degree more sane jensen huang would hand deliver her a new graphics card every six months

grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

when I see em

I’m NOT excited and I’m NOT thrilled. I’m honestly scared to share this, but I’m not a coward. I have to show you what you helped us create. None of this would have been possible without your help, and we can’t finish it without your support www.launchgood.com/1948 youtu.be/D4qh1FAPEUo

been saying this

the fractal ugliness of the wapo video podcast thing is really remarkable. ugly people, ugly studio, ugly lighting, ugly colors, ugly opinions, ugly motivations, ugly intentions. every frame and every pixel is ugly. everything about it and surrounding it is ugly. truly incredible.

ah, I love being a world bestriding genius ceo. time to make some trillion dollar money moves. computer, find me an ultra high yield industry from which I can extract massive amounts of liquid capital by being a publishing middleman CLAUDE: uhhhhhhhhh ttrpgs prolly

2 years of work. At least 1 year for the basics. Now every new feature, every new game supported takes a week or less to get off the ground. #LancerRPG #Lancer

referencing Section 8 (CATCHING SOMEONE) Subsection D (JERKING IT; SELF) Category XVI (LITTLE WORM; NASTY) Paragraph 26 (PORNO; BARELY LEGAL) stipulation A (ACTING HEAD OF TRUST AND SAFETY) in the Community Guidelines before I apply 9999 strikes to their account to ensure precision and consistency

I went and wrote up a whole fuckin thing but man who cares? these people are just straight up nazis. there's nothing left to say at this point

i'm a billionaire because i'm the only guy smart enough to write "mr claude DO NOT do hallucinations!! correct answers only!!!!" into the text box

rudy giuliani dared challenge my kung fu

every day I think I have seen the absolute nadir of slimeball shit from the ai guys and every day I am proved wrong about just how low they're willing to go

bro still using wd-39!!! <- good burn to use if you're a mechanic who has gotten into a fight with another, lesser mechanic

millennial domestic violence

by the motive grace of @ipr.bsky.social — physical copies of INFINITE REVOLUTION, now available for purchase. www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/Infini... thank𓇼you.

feel like these guys would get a little more sympathy for being scared that they saw a gun if they didn't spend the last two and a half years excusing the murder of journalists in Palestine

the dark forest hypothesis was dreamed up by a braindead hack writer with no grasp of anything except how to turn out absolute dogwater books for IFLScience! dorks to cream themselves over. some of the most reddit ass books ever written

I've been extremely touched by all of the very nice comments about the new c/c release. reinforces two things I believe deeply: - it is a great joy to develop software that respects its users and wants them to actually like it - wotc should cut me a check every month to not start playing DCC

It took years (!) by my nearly full rebuild of COMP/CON, the Lancer companion app, is complete. It is, I think, a lot better in every respect. Please give it a try, it's something I've worked extremely hard on.

every couple weeks googling "how long before it was chill again in germany"

this is my fault. I should have been more specific when I prayed that the us armed forces would eat shit in iran

Just posted an update to the Lancer: NPCs Rebaked page, today is Wallflower NPCs Rebaked day where you can now get a snazzy pdf and lcp containing revised versions of the NPC classes found in No Room For a Wallflower, the Avenger, Lurker, Spite, and Strider kaitave.itch.io/lancer-npcs-...

President Xi, my people, the American people, cry out for an immediate and overwhelming decapitation strike on the demoniac cesspit of Washington, D.C.

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

this is good but it's entirely because these things were complete finance capital pipe dreams that ran up against hard limits of real-dollar liquidity, grid capacity, and chip production. not because people called their congressman or whatever

this was prohibited because troops would use their personal firearms to kill their commanding officers and themselves, especially while losing unpopular wars like Vietnam so what I'm trying to say is critical support for comrade Hegseth

maybe you die for israel on kharg island, maybe you die for israel in the cancer ward of a hospital in topeka. either way, buddy, you're gonna die for israel

“And now, Harry Potter, you will make your great entrance into the Wizarding World,”said the Sorting Hat. “Just like that?” said Harry, astonished. “Putting on a dusty old hat?”. The hat grinned, wryly. “Not at all!” it said, “first (of course!) we must Inspect Your Genitalia!”

Platner to newspaper: I loved shooting the fuck out of Iraqis, burning their bodies, and trolling people about it with my blackwater hat. Plus I got cheered on for it when I came home. Awesome experience. Killing is 👍 Guy who usually hates all that stuff: So all you guys have is the tattoo huh

also you shouldn't watch harry potter because harry potter sucks ass and is for babies. you are a grown adult. what the hell are you doing

John Cheeseburger, age 39 divorced from his wife of 7 months, joins the Army. He destroys his knees in basic. The last thing he sees is a shahed drone. There is a picture of Spongebob saying "we have a gift for your pedophile overlords" in Farsi on the nosecone.

IaM 1.0 is now out! Brought to you thanks to the support of 190 Kickstarter backers, the Iphigenia at Midnight project for #LancerRPG is now complete – at 137 pages, over seventy thousand words, and near two dozen pieces of all-new artwork on top of the LL6-9 campaign. ash-and-gold.itch.io/iphigenia

No. No! No this isn't fair! I signed up to sit in an air conditioned trailer and drop drone munitions on unarmed farmers 5,000 miles away. I wasn't supposed to do this! I was promised a down payment on a new Dodge Charger! This isn't fair!

I think my RAM went bad. please pray for me while I try to pick my least favorite kidney