this is my fault. I should have been more specific when I prayed that the us armed forces would eat shit in iran

Just posted an update to the Lancer: NPCs Rebaked page, today is Wallflower NPCs Rebaked day where you can now get a snazzy pdf and lcp containing revised versions of the NPC classes found in No Room For a Wallflower, the Avenger, Lurker, Spite, and Strider kaitave.itch.io/lancer-npcs-...

President Xi, my people, the American people, cry out for an immediate and overwhelming decapitation strike on the demoniac cesspit of Washington, D.C.

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

this is good but it's entirely because these things were complete finance capital pipe dreams that ran up against hard limits of real-dollar liquidity, grid capacity, and chip production. not because people called their congressman or whatever

this was prohibited because troops would use their personal firearms to kill their commanding officers and themselves, especially while losing unpopular wars like Vietnam so what I'm trying to say is critical support for comrade Hegseth

maybe you die for israel on kharg island, maybe you die for israel in the cancer ward of a hospital in topeka. either way, buddy, you're gonna die for israel

“And now, Harry Potter, you will make your great entrance into the Wizarding World,”said the Sorting Hat. “Just like that?” said Harry, astonished. “Putting on a dusty old hat?”. The hat grinned, wryly. “Not at all!” it said, “first (of course!) we must Inspect Your Genitalia!”

Platner to newspaper: I loved shooting the fuck out of Iraqis, burning their bodies, and trolling people about it with my blackwater hat. Plus I got cheered on for it when I came home. Awesome experience. Killing is 👍 Guy who usually hates all that stuff: So all you guys have is the tattoo huh

also you shouldn't watch harry potter because harry potter sucks ass and is for babies. you are a grown adult. what the hell are you doing

John Cheeseburger, age 39 divorced from his wife of 7 months, joins the Army. He destroys his knees in basic. The last thing he sees is a shahed drone. There is a picture of Spongebob saying "we have a gift for your pedophile overlords" in Farsi on the nosecone.

IaM 1.0 is now out! Brought to you thanks to the support of 190 Kickstarter backers, the Iphigenia at Midnight project for #LancerRPG is now complete – at 137 pages, over seventy thousand words, and near two dozen pieces of all-new artwork on top of the LL6-9 campaign. ash-and-gold.itch.io/iphigenia

No. No! No this isn't fair! I signed up to sit in an air conditioned trailer and drop drone munitions on unarmed farmers 5,000 miles away. I wasn't supposed to do this! I was promised a down payment on a new Dodge Charger! This isn't fair!

I think my RAM went bad. please pray for me while I try to pick my least favorite kidney

"maybe it will happen today" no. not until he dashes the great satan on the slopes of the zagros. he's in the process of destroying the petrodollar and, with it, the american empire. let the man cook

I'm so sick of this shit man. There is no growing antisemitic movement that is not wholly contained within the right. Mamdani isn't creating hordes of neo nazis. Zionist rags are interviewing dimes square psychos to freak you out. This is doing israel's work for them.

the haters said it couldn't be done but JDPON Don is gonna destroy the anglosphere

israeli data centers got knocked offline and all of the twitter bots and bluechecks immediately dried up

some of it is a cultural feedback loop; we make TV for people who aren't watching it, books for people who aren't really literate, games that all but play themselves and then pretend the player is the one who improved, journalism more about signaling loyalty than truth OR lies meant to be believed

fellas, I know it's not my place to say and after this I promise I'll stay out of the kitchen but I wanted to float this out there: 9/11 but to mar a lago

we're reaching record levels of Actually I Find It All Quite Amusing

You can give a man a fish and feed him for a day. You can give a man Anime Sickos Pod Cast and make him a perfect genius forever...

it's not enough we lose this; america has to be completely humiliated. our ability to project force has to be decimated. our economy has to collapse. it's going to be much worse for everyone who lives here but it's the only way forward

it's really insane how the people America slaughtered and immiserated just straight up do not enter the equation for liberals. "Class solidarity" (to the extent these words mean anything to them) can only potentially exist amongst Americans. The people being killed don't count as people to them.

Hey gang! The latest Far Field draft (v0.5.4) is now available over on Pilot NET! Going back to a player/GM split for this version for my own benefit given what I'm working on. This version contains more Aspects for Origins and Disciplines, new Supplies, and revisions to some rules explanations

During a reactionary war a revolutionary class cannot but desire the defeat of its government.

at times I find it difficult to articulate to people who aren't class conscious exactly how and why you and your neighbor share the same struggle despite having different problems but "the billionaire pedophiles who run the world attack trans people to make it easier to rape your kids" is helping

FUCK god dammit these mother fuckers

(7:00AM on urban construction site) FOREMAN: ok everyone, light day today. get a cup of coffee and let's take it easy until about 9:30 GUY FIRING UP ANGLE GRINDER: no sir. i have a sacred duty to perform

I am a genius! -> Oh no! speedrun WR any% glitchless

very strange why anyone would be critical of journalists these days. I just don't get it. Anyway back to reading a 900MB 300 word article about how seventeen cop bullets mysteriously appeared in a kid's spine

sorry but this fuckin rules. critical support to comrades Noem and Hegseth. I was already a fan of the ramping starvation the death machine of US empire, but a campaign of complete humiliation of the petit-bourgeois hogs that scrabble for its effluvia? beautiful! magnifique! bravi! bravi!

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"The increase of the productive force of labour and the greatest possible negation of necessary labour is the necessary tendency of capital, as we have seen. The transformation of the means of labour into machinery is the realization of this tendency."

AI guys calling other people parasites is how you know the concept of self-awareness is well and truly dead

if you go check out what this guy has """built""" it's a vibecoded discord bot that spits piped claude output at you every two hours

Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts

relatedly, I installed linux mint about a month ago and have never looked back. paved over my windows partition over the weekend. try mint or pop_os or bazzite. it just works with extremely minimal fuss. the year of the linux desktop is now

giving myself a panic attack by wondering if the liar guys whose job it is to lie and have lied every single moment of every single day of their professional and public lives might be... t- t-t telling the truth?!?

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

please bro just one more center right astroturf org I promise everyone will love it please republican lite will work this time bro I swear to god bro roosevelt numbers the voters will fall in line just one more bro please after this I'm good I swear just one more and we'll hold the presidency fore

ok imagine if we did have a central apparatus though. imagine if it provided more meaningful and actionable resistance than what essentially amounts to harm reduction. imagine if the state did target it, and it was equipped to make that a miserable and lengthy problem for them. its all possible

this shouldn't really surprise anyone: JK Rowling fucking hates women. Her history of attacking trans women represented a way to express her hatred and cruelty towards women in a way where she could launder it as a form of progressivism and maintain some semblance of social and cultural standing