a miracle of European integration and something you should not do, a single-ticket, 5 day, over 100 hour bus journey from Santa Claus Village, Finland to Lisbon, Portugal youtu.be/MeribMuHfCc

oh sorry the invisible hand of the Free Market is actually the Ayatollah's hand guided by German Idealism

the perspective of this photo from the online ordering menu makes their slice of chocolate cake look humongous

I'm sure everyone is familiar with the calligraphic wordmark of China's flag carrier, Air China, 中国国际航空公司 But did you know that is Deng Xiaoping's handwriting, as he was responsible for breaking up and privatizing the former state owned monopoly airline, CAAC?

🪼 Your tax dollars paid a scientist to squeeze jellyfish through cheesecloth. Osamu Shimomura processed tens of thousands on an NSF grant to understand why they glow. He found a protein that glowed green under UV light. Called it "green protein." Nobody cared. For decades.

DECLARE RADIOELECTRONIC WARFARE ON EVERY CAR AROUND YOU, ADD RADAR AND SONAR JAMMING AND DECOY UNITS. SOFT-KILL THEIR SENSORS, FUCK THEIR OPTICAL CAMERAS, ONLY YOU DESERVE TO DRIVE

Nightmare wherein I recommended a friend for a job and she gets completely unhinged in our flying office full of strange alien plants but whenever I try to talk to her. She cleans herself up and acts like everything is fine and she doesn’t know me.

watching basically every index fund get ready to get rug-pulled by Elon Musk because they think AI space satellites will be real is uh real impressive

yeah sure, easy as pie. great quest idea

briefly recoiled at my kitchen towel because it was covered in blood but it was just a hallucination

What’s funny is that he has an army of cousin fucking shitkicker country artists and also that forgiato blow guy with the ps2 beard and his underlings he could fill this out with, but he hates them too much to do it lol

i think maybe this outfit isn’t very good at designing airplanes simpleflying.com/boeing-built...

for the #WorldCup, there is going to be a traffic gridlock disaster, so the city is closing these marked streets for World Cup shuttles for match days, 6 hours before and 3 hours after a match do not drive these places if you can help it

Tim Horton's is one of Canada's beloved institutions, a donut and coffeehouse chain. It was founded by Tim Horton, an NHL player, who died in 1974 drunk driving an 🇦🇷 sports car. He hit a curb and was ejected from the car which had a half-full vodka bottle and many pills inside.

could not sleep last night, tossed and turned until 3 or 4 until i took a sleeping pill and then dreamed every hour weird dreams about mormon pools and arresting blackshirts in hostile standoffs.

finally watching Tombstone (1993) and the fight at the OK Corral is great. Confused men blasting at each other at close range, high on the fact that there's a big group of them and they think they're right. And damn Val Kilmer's and Sam Elliot's good.

finally watching Tombstone (1993) and the fight at the OK Corral is great. Confused men blasting at each other at close range, high on the fact that there's a big group of them and they think they're right. And damn Val Kilmer's and Sam Elliot's good.

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Thinking about Aaliyah's 2001 death on a junker Cessna 402. Aaliyah herself realized the replacement plane was too small and tried not to go. She feigned a headache to "sit in the cab" and tried to leave. But HER FUCKING CREW DRUGGED HER and loaded her onto the plane unconscious.

the APA did not classify "porn addiction" as "addiction" has a specific neurobiological meaning and treatment methodology that studies do not bear out in so-called "porn addicts". they have an impulse control or compulsive disorder which has a different treatment methodology.

when we californians tell you that none of us can stand Newsom just believe us

from 1987-1996, there was a series of major aircraft crashes wherein pilots were unable to handle bizarre situations and lost everything so American Airlines developed procedures on how to recover when the plane goes bad youtu.be/hs5TYYlIneo

Nobody actually lives in Long Island City, they just pay actors to walk around and pretend.

The U.S. has officially killed more than 200 people in Latin American waters since Sept. 2, with next to no evidence presented to the public to justify the strikes.

designing my next basement fit

youtube stumbled onto one of the old British Kitchen Nightmare episodes and as Ramsay tries to tear into the owner, the chef blows up at the owner instead Ramsay then compliments the chef and the chef cries youtu.be/gvoyAQZsxHY

Wow, boom shook my windows a little while ago -- turns out it was a meteor that came in roughly by the South Shore of Massachusetts. www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...

I drew them #RuriRocks #NagiRuri #yuri #AgeGap #NSFWart #KabanArt

I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this

a lot of suspicion it was a bolide or a double-bolide, asteroid entered the atmosphere, split into 2 chunks, both exploded over boston and rhode island

youtube just recommended me a Singaporean bus enthusiast channel that has everything set to EDM and it's bumping www.youtube.com/@CHAITARO

in the 2010s, Swiss villagers in the town Gruyère cheese is from, were terrorized by sightings of a figure in full military CBRN gear, wandering the woods, picking flowers, dubbed Le Loyon, or "Ole Lou" in a Swiss French dialect youtu.be/qNifKLp79Ks

i was in those classes too. It was just arts and crafts, how many related words can you name, write "Go forth and kill" on a piece of paper as many times as you can, reading non-picture books, sending pretend blackmail to guys the FBI was angry at, eyewitness books about dogs and pyramids, etc

Austro-Hungarian kleine Granatenwerfer 16 or Priesterwerfer, was developed in 1915 by a Hungarian priest. It's a 60mm spigot mortar and replaced an earlier 1915 model. It has a range of 460m/500yd, weighs just 24kg/53lbs and fires a 1.8kg/4lb shell with 400g of filler.

joking in the groupchat about texts I’m getting for blood donation including gift cards for blood and someone said, “your proximity to poverty is whether or not you know how much plasma goes for, off the top of your head” $50

A French WWI "Bombarde Garnier" barrage spigot mortar firing Driant-Renouard bombs, based on an Austro-Hungarian spigot mortar. It's made of 4 1874 Gras rifles firing a single blank cartridge to launch 2 bombs. Each 550g bomb has 85g of Cheddite explosive filler.

Your only job is to be a good host for whatever stops by to possess you

Britain shows off it’s new catgirl developed one-way attack drones, the NYAN

thinking of Asuka's gamer NEET box in the Rebuilds and probably, sans Eva, she does need to live with like a mom partner #ヱヴァンゲリヲン新劇場版

The defining principle of our society is that people who were lucky during the dot com boom or Web 2.0 should have vast and ever-growing individual power over the entire world. The only acceptable check on their power is their squabbles with each other.

This Grad Student's Love Went Unrequited, So I Sent Over A Lesbian Succubus Roommate To Torment Her

just got a job modernizing classic novels so people stay immersed, it's my job to insert the passage about how Cloudflare is down so they couldn't use Google, ChatGPT, Social Media, or Uber for their problems, and there's a cell phone jammer so they can't call each other

Haruka's special personal space device

@edzitron.com right on the money with this

the poster's equivalent to "imagine your audience naked" is "remember the guy you're arguing with is sitting on the toilet"

I wish all my writing pals a very productive and creatively fulfilling day of progress on your Works In Progress 💖

i've never turned away from a book or a show or whatever because of a dated reference? That's simply the passage of time????

transphobes really get fooled by anything