okay so turns out saber duels are no longer a part of contemporary polish political discourse and now i'm "under arrest" a new polish tradition

The US media reaction to this has been really interesting. NBC censored the booing on their broadcast. Now the WSJ is trying to expand the booing to the entire US delegation, who were actually cheered. Only old pumpkin head over here got booed

This seems... bad www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/u...

nightmare i had discovered an alien printing press in a decaying city which made it my responsibility to fix it before it rusted away and a malfunctioning robot gave me instructions on where to find spare parts centuries ago

hi! i’m maya ventura. you probably know me from WTYPpod, or the bots, or the Pebble apps, or whatever. i’m also trans in rural america, & boy, is that untenable. i need out, & i have a now-or-never opportunity. i’m asking for your help in affording it, if you can. thank you. gofund.me/dc160a843

oh, i was wondering where Chinese vegetables came from, and apparently some of it is Chester, NY youtu.be/mpOpmANCXJo

the one ingredient easy, healthy meal is alienated labor

When given a choice to activate defensive prey instinct or predator instinct with implants, rats will choose to activate the predator instinct and keep it on. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/4948213/

i miss having a fire pit nearby because sometimes you just want to sit outside in the woods with a pot, some hot dogs, a can of beans, 18 cans of beer, and have a good long stare into the dark abyss

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

staring around the mid-21st century, American Imperial leaders began to be called "Trumps". It's not entirely clear why, but it's believed a powerful military, political, or religious figure was either named or titled that.

[reads email] Lead handling concerns? [bone creaking "lich in a tomb" noises as I rise] Let me tell you of our lead handling concerns since the Manhattan Project, child.

hunter biden is the funniest attempted scandal as the American's people response to "THE PRESIDENT'S FAILSON HAS A HUGE DICK, SMOKES CRACK, AND IS BELOVED BY STRIPPERS" is "daaaaaaaamn, i wish that was me fr"

nightmare my dad somehow falls out a window and a friend drives his pickup into a neighbors house and no one is listening to me and 911 won’t pick up

haha, here's one editor who did a lot of the damage, currently blocked en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...

remember, all military-grade means is that a sleep deprived 19 year old can use it

There are major federal tasks forces operating still in Memphis, New Orleans, Miami-Dade, Phoenix, South Texas, still raiding homes, kidnapping people, black-bagging people from courthouses. If ICE does controversial things but doesn't *say* controversial things, it disappears from the news.

Goofus smokes marijuana cigarettes and gets whizzed off that "loud". Gallant utilizes a flying ointment made from Jimson Weed to increase his Power.

hell, half the places you're ordering on DoorDash are just using the same jarred sauces, frozen shit in a bag, and pre-made spice blends in the grocery just from a Sysco truck

oh fuck yeah we are Olympics maxxing already

No one called it harder than Socko

fuck, this is the worst, because the prebottled stuff is junk, this is the real orange juice and tastes fantastic

from 1988-1994, the British government literally banned the sound of Sinn Féin's and IRA leaders' voices, so actors were brought in to dub them on the news Adams joked that as he stuttered and had a monotone so the experienced actor made him sound better youtu.be/4EG-4qhre8k

Don't want to raise an iPad kid? thrift and used bookstores for kids books, you can find them on eBay too, and tankobons of Sailor Moon or Naruto. You can get dumb TV/Blu-Ray combos and watch DVDs of Blues Clues or Mr. Bean As they age, take them to the library or bookstore

Bodycam footage from the Palestine Action Filton 6 trial - they were acquitted and hung juried - shows one of the guards carrying a whip???? uh why does the Israeli weapons company Elbit hire guards with whips?

one thing Dominos can't do that my local pizza guy can, let it ride when I'm $2 short and then let me pay him back a week late

thinking about the title sequence of Dr. No (1962), it's a fakeout to make you think this a black and white film - which regularly screened until 1966 - and then suddenly RED BLOOD AND BAM THE MUSIC AND COLORS WOW IT'S THE 1960s AND HERE'S OUR CARRIBEAN EMPIRE

Big Boobs #artmater

Really really adore Witches and Cigarettes treating 'lighting your cigarette from the cigarette of the older woman you have a crush on' as a kiss. Perfect moment

Wheat and Corn flour, sugar, all of these combustible dusts, are bombs waiting for a spark. You should treat these substances like one would gasoline, and if you don't take precautions, it may catch up to you youtu.be/9h3bar6eIss

fun fact, i'm not, you probably aren't either, so you know who this article and their audience is

All movies castrate you because you can’t change anything that happens in it

you cannot do this classic @theonion.com gag in tyool 2026 because Genshin Impact added every Commedia dell’Arte character by name as antagonists, the Fatui Harbingers of the Tsaritsa Anastasya of Snezhnaya

i’m in a giant CC chain about some server maintenance and I’ve just gotten a message failed to deliver because there’s so many internal and external vendors with giant signatures and disclosure disclaimers that we hit 554-5.3.4 “Maximum number of body parts exceeded”

Tristate and Metro would be a beautiful name for a baby

bezos is doing the next james bond too right, man thats gonna suck. he aint gonna have a gun even. all Q is gonna give him is the finger

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

democracy dies in darkness and baby, we're turning off the lights

sipped in the dark salt nectar #haiku #haiga #shahai www.scientificamerican.com/article/phot... A b&w trail cam image of a moose with small antler buds shows one eye as a white sphere with a whitw moth below it. Three more moths can be seen.

is this a bolt-action or a barrel-action rifle? Fascinating last ditch Nazi rifle, the Coenders’, the bolt is a tiny block and fixed, meaning you can save on heat treatment by moving the barrel. And if it blows up, at least it blows forward youtu.be/6dq5K1cwdyY

This is civic action. Surprise, Arizona. Pop. 167,000. Huge crowd shows up to the City Council meeting to oppose DHS recent purchase of ginormous warehouse. Meeting + overflow room filled and hundreds more gathered outside. 130 people sign up to speak. 128 opposed to ICE warehouse.

US military says some forces have been dispatched to Nigeria reut.rs/3OlyAq3

what did she mean by this

a horse that cries is better off as glue or something like that

just walked past a woman twirling in the Penn Station Pret

so how the Nazi regime operated was Hitler always gave intentionally vague orders like a mob boss would. Then his subordinates would fight amongst themselves and whoever “won” got a tax-free gift from the Nazi slush funds. Formal chains of command broke down and corruption was endemic.

attention all Fed employees for DHS: Quit everyone else in like DOJ, FBI: work slowdown. Don’t handle ICE shit. Miss meetings, fuck up the paperwork, ask endless meandering questions and constantly ask for confirmation. Take irregular days off suddenly.

115bpm, body redirects blood from the digestive system to muscles, fine motor skills begin to fail 145bpm, brain starts to get less blood, deafening, complex motor skills fall 175bpm, more blood leaves, memory suffers, motor control gross 185bpm+, irrational reflexive behavior

chainsaw man crazy good this week 🐦