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konqi has something to say!

Finally finished! this character already has some lore relevance in my oc's universe

“Gregor Samsa doesn’t get out much anymore…”

Today is my Birthday! I will be grateful for some recent art retweets ^^

A man walks into a horse and says OWWWWW

oh you got turned into a pooltoy? nozzle tov

In 2024, B.C.'s Conservatives surged after the province's erstwhile dominant party of the right changed name. In Alberta, polls suggest the PCs (who merged into UCP in 2017) would be second if a party by that name returned to existence. Do Canadian right-wingers not experience object permanence?

i challenge you to find cooler news today than “despite all odds against American scientific research rn, a CO researcher developed a temperature-stable, single dose rabies vaccine that works bc of particles coated in CANDY & SAPPHIRE, & it could help reduce rabies deaths in places w/o electricity”

Releasing some Patreon comics over the next few days.

this isn't the usual context in which you see libertarianism and a 13-year-old

As cool kids say, It's finally Autism 🍁 #dragon #autumn #fall #scalie #furryart

Also the speed column shows how fast (or slow) time (in that row's metric) passed since the last update compared to UTC time (by default it's updated every second because I really need to optimize it more lol) Just imagine this with geolocation, time flowing slower when you're moving westward etc

- Roman true solar time: splits the span between sunrise and sunset in 12 equal hours (putting them at 06:00 and 18:00). Yes, in the Arctic and Antarctic circles as well. - Lunar time: like true solar time but taking the moon as reference (so it shows 12:00 when the moon is highest in the sky)

For any curious nerds: - UTC time: (duh) according to whatever device runs it - Local time: based on time zone - Mean solar time: based on longitude (regular for any given place) - True solar time: includes effects of eccentricity etc (equation of time, shows 12:00 when sun is highest in the sky)

big fan of this thing called “thinking about a concept for several days, wanting to do it, then spending a day working on it, and at the end it's actually done and functional”, especially with that last part

I normally take ibuprofen for my assorted pains but now that I know tylenol is good for autism I may need to switch.

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

"I never thought my personal info would be exposed" say members of the exposing people's personal info app

Analog Dial keyboard. You simply dial in the letter you want. Be careful, it's very precise.

"hang on, I'm just defining pornography"

They have a fax machine set up at the con and I made sure to send very important information

guess who just got a commission for the first time in eighteen months? it looks really cool, i'll post it in a bit :3

Toxicology principle that needs to be mainstream: The dose makes the poison. That’s true of everything. Water. Oxygen. Vitamin A. Vitamin D. Aspartame. Formaldehyde. A single pear contains 120 times MORE formaldehyde than what might be in a vaccine. 1/

"Oh, you don't want to retcon it to be Winnie-the-Pooh?" 🧸 #CloudwardHo

An infinite tape, a finite set of symbols.

when i came back home there was a sticker on my door with an ad for a locksmith brother, you want to impress me, put it on the *inside* of the door

How do I keep being both the only person in my family who doesn't drink alcohol and also the only person who ends up tipsy at every family dinner lol

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHYYYYYY

Furries literally helped make Bluesky. It’s no exaggeration to say the Bluesky is only as successful as it is because furries migrated to it en masse. Telegram is the same way. Without furries posting their porn here, Bluesky will go the way of Tumblr. This is a plain fact.

Mew mew mew mew mew (Dumb Mew posting because mood) Mew, mew mew mew Mew (Also, first time drawing Mew) #TFTuesday #TFEveryday #Transformation

I would hate the punditocracy a little less if they at least came up with original bad ideas.

hope i get subpoenaed so someone can finally read my messages

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

big fan of this thing called “thinking about a concept for several days, wanting to do it, then spending a day working on it, and at the end it's actually done and functional”, especially with that last part

Top 10 Funny Moments To Switch With Your Dragon Headmate @nyxisart.bsky.social (this is probably the farthest I'll go before making a NSFW blog)

So, if I got this right: when a neighboring country begins political negotiations with others that counts as an aggression and a casus belli, but when Russia actually sends three fighter jets in a neighboring country's airspace it's not

I JUST REALIZED THE TERM “FOOTAGE” COMES FROM THE LENGTH OF FILM AND TAPE BEING MEASURED IN FEET FJKFKFKDJDKGKDJDHKKFJDKSKLFLG

britain's your party about the break new ground in leftist infighting: the party dissolving before it even has a name, organizers, members, a bench of elected officials, legal party status, or a party

An autistic woman has finally left her therapist speechless with a trauma dump that even he is powerless to respond to, it has been reported.

I have information that will lead to the arrest of the Nordstream2 bomber

the internet rn be like:

Under capitalism, the economic system of private property and personal liberty, you will neither own nor have control over the items in your daily life, all this for only [non-zero price]!

A lot of places in Europe used to be extremely multicultural and multinational, and that was deliberately and literally murdered by nationalists.

When I say I’m on the spectrum, this is the spectrum I’m on.

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."

Remember The features on your inflatable friends are purely for decoration If someone happens to erase them, nothing bad happens to them! ...apart from looking weird now

[transformation art] alright y'all have waited enough, here it is! lil self indulgent aerion tf to keep the species dysphoria away #tf #tftuesday #tfeveryday

The craven coward Ed Davey btw