So there’s a guy that Instagram recommended to me who does this exact bit, and some of his jokes are actually pretty good www.instagram.com/reel/DVHnqhz...

I’ve been informed this is the plot of Dune

"spoilers aren't real and the fact that we care so much is a Sign of Cultural Decay" what??? do you start every book by reading the last chapter? what are you on about

“is it pedophilic to be attracted to someone with a twin bed” - discourse from hell my mind just came up with

Folks please stop being terrible about this data point.

This one will certainly come in handy on this website

I remembered this comic by thealstars on twitter I saw shortly after my egg cracked and it weirdly meant a lot to me at the time

My. God. This is at the level like if clueless Dem appointees shut down the Army Corps of Engineers -- who run our dams and levees -- "because we thought the Army only napalms kids". Just insane, criminal even.

The Constitution and a court order both say that the Everglades detention facility must allow people access to their attorneys. Instead of complying, guards are cutting off people’s phone access and beating people who speak up.

Commission for @zinzrinz.bsky.social of all of Jupiter's Moons, as seen from the cloud tops, with the correct relative apparent sizes for each of the Galilean moons and the inner four asteroid moons.

I don’t even have words for this.

the womb tattoo on walter white's stupid forehead - which i took the trouble of putting the fucking kingdom hearts logo in, and described as a "sapiosexual tramp stamp" - is really just too much for me. I think I went too far. Every time I look at it I start seeing stars

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we should all make eridian ocs. heres mine. Their name is Levie everyone say hi

kind of intrigued by the idea of holding global democratic votes for what we name stuff on celestial bodies and the resulting future where all the moons in the solar system are MESSI-1 through MESSI-996 and every crater on the moon is named after a kpop star

Oh my god it was 200% funded before I even woke up and fed the cat

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view. Workers I spoke to are pissed.

transphobia is a luxury belief, which is why it’s so prevalent among beltway types who don’t have real problems

Delivery!

This looks like a still from a 2002 video game

I did, in fact, call it.

Imagine if in 50 years people talk in hushed awe about how coldly scientific RFK was, how machine-like his mind moved, how charismatic etc. One guy like "actually he was a fucking *trainwreck*, loathed by everyone, he-" and everyone tells him to shut up.

Generations of Americans were raised on Nazi propaganda to think they were ruthlessly competent villains instead of a room full of bumbling barely literate dipshits, crackpots, cranks, and Joe Rogans.

This is also why in the US's *other* enormous failure to kill an evil permanently, Reconstruction, you see people constantly talk about slavers as if they had any redeeming features whatsoever.

Imagine people going "man could you imagine if the plan had worked and Kash Patel got put in charge?" as if this means they dodged a ruthlessly competent bullet.

The *whole damn pop idea* of the Nazis as hypercompetent, calculating and cold villains, is Nazi propaganda. Imagine if in 50 years people talked about how smart Trump was, how dangerously competent Vance was, how coldly rational and scientific RFK was.

He was surrounded by a dozen weird cliques of deeply stupid people each with their own stupid pet projects all angling at each other's throats. And, a few decades later, people just totally forgot how much of a bumbling clusterfuck they all were. "Ooh but what if it let UltraHitler emerge?"

In reality, Hitler's generals kept trying to kill the guy and failing through looney tune logic, because *fascists surround themselves with incompetent assholes constantly trying to fuck each other over* There was no hypercompetent genius ready to be Ultra Hitler. Just a bunch of assholes.

In pop history, people learn that the Allies almost assassinated Hitler several times but each time went "oh no, he would be replaced with this even worse and more competent guy, call it off" That is because the US government hired tons of Nazis after the war, that is Nazi propaganda.

That's probably what he meant, but hear me out: human-ebike cyborgs

I love being able to do character revisits... here's the first comm I did for her in 2023!

Computer Conversations ⌨️🐇 [Sketchy comm for @runnerrabbit.bsky.social!]

jay naylor is like if you took a single male living space meme from a guy that listens to andrew tate adjacent podcasts, repackaged it in an iMac box with some stale unsalted crackers and put it in an HOA meeting held in a white cyclorama.

bros art is mid and I had the immense misfortune of being introduced to him and even over at his house once before I knew how much of a ghoul he is [Because Florida] and Jay is a fucking loser. Saltine Divorced Dad That Wouldn't Actually Do Shit energy to rival his republican heroes lol.

I want to be very clear for any cis followers who don't quite understand what this means: Putting trans women in men's prisons amounts to providing them to male co-inmates and guards to be raped. Labour is a pro-rape party.

this is a psa , if you visit a website that offers to let you sign in with atmosphere/bluesky you should click the little question mark in the top right. if it says "transition:generic", that app can do ANYTHING with the data in your account, short of dms and actually deleting/moving your account..

scaladrian first contact

オオサンショウウオくんと行く、京者阝水族館デートの幻覚

nice to meet you, sam. my name is suck cockman. and i must say, you're looking rather... stressed

Cutting back on beef and biofuels could help improve food security and mitigate climate emissions.

incredible

what is going on

Is the Popa a Catholic? In this Ohio diner, they aren’t so sure.

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You should know that the infamous I Love You virus uses the same trick - Always make sure to turn on 'show file extensions' in your windows/browser settings.

yeah meat substitutes are crazy good these days. ok fifth burg'r, open up. you liked the lentil curry? you can have as much as u want, i did meal prep. the ice cream? yeah its oat milk. you'll like it more. yes oreos are vegan

the vegan FEEDER!!!