excuse me can you stand over here for a sec

na-mole-ste

I'm still waiting to see just one single horrible terrible human quality that Trump does NOT posess

heroes are regular people that get fed up with the bullshit.

meningitis

this is what a sociopath looks like, kids

not a care in the world. not for that guy, for you, our military, for people that die, nothing. it doesn't matter. he does not care one bit.

anybody heard of, or have, a health insurance called Oscar? my hubb is looking around, it seems better than United Healthcare god knows but never heard of it

ok shut the fuck up right now: announcement I love the shit out of you, you fuckin nerds

if the sandwich hit you must acquit

nope, nothing, not a single thought in his head

*plays "another one bites the dust"* that's woke dust, fuckers

I've had it with insults. I want to add injury

white House remodel going great I see

a cannon that shoots turduckens

if/when this administration is shut down (preferably forcibly) this country has a shot only if 1. the disgusting orange pig-man is tried for treason and that goes for his sniveling ass-lickers too and 2. address its racist past and present. at minimum.

interesting question occurs to me, are ice officers drug tested post-incident? or ever? in cases of rape or sandwich overreaction

this does not have to get ridiculous folks; we do it for the love of the game

whom amongst us has not been showered with mediocre lunch meats

MUSTARD! ONIONS! IT SPRAYED ME! like teargas but woke! a veritable FOUNTAIN of condiments! for the love of god i grabbed my defensive spray cheese in its holster but

this just in: hoes mad

logging on to bsky today

it's crazy, their tears really do taste like champagne

you know that bratty sulking puss face that spoiled kids get when they don't get their own way? so attractive ugh. every single conservative on x right now has that bratty fucking puss face on and I hope they really fucking marinate in it for quite awhile

refreshing to see a candidate win who's not older than the constitution: now watch them come with the bribe attempts, like obviously worked with fetterman

a sign in gold script that says "the oval office," so you know where the morons are kept

mmmmmmmmhttps://youtu.be/k6mdRv0ZdR8?si=L2ZNwTybmVykiJRD

can I get an inshallah

the joke is, dershowitz has not had a brain for quite some time

I have longed for the day when chickens and toilets can live in peace

on this episode of... Paranormal Toilet

it's woke Wednesday, let the people rejoice, or at least live and breathe and exist without a republican climbing up their ass about every fucking thing

bon fucking jour

thoughts and prayers that the "fuck your feelings" gang has a really shit fucking kiss my whole woke ass kind of sucky woke day. yo shriveled ass raisin balls motherfuckers

it's a war on Christmas miracle, Charlie Brown

BOOM this is your lucky day!

i love you* *maybe

have you ever heard of a good guy with a gun saving the day, no you have not. it's propagunda.

the men with no lips are shady as fuck

no reason this just cracks me up

these eyes. i love this little guy

carpe peeem

well, this should come as no surprise to anyone, but it is time to pee

pssst act casual. I think I'm being followed by a toilet

when we say 'another one bites the dust,' it's woke dust. choke on it, fucker

meningitis is the disease of: men being a pain in the ass in general

an extra hour of THIS bullshit, oh joy

the fairy has come to bestow gayness upon you

get in, no time to explain