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the Muppets in Hawkins (note that Eleven is an actual 11) youtu.be/9W6qFvDrGYg

*fashion ancient totems from the bones of their enemies *raise demons in a pentagram with just hair and old socks *make clothing out of animal skins and survive the winter in a cave

*speak Latin *drive a tank *make soup from acorns and twigs and pebbles in the field

to long lost friends

even stranger things

indeed

viva la vulva

sammy also says hello such a little muffin

puddins remains unconcerned

don't worry guys I'm sure everything will be fine

puddins and his kink

no for real please stay on bsky with me and help me stay on the raggedy edge of sanity

sittin on the dock of the bay

true, Capricorn

hny to my bffs ♥️

stranger things finale tonight

I refuse to do any maxxing. I'm minning

live, love lesbians

I've really had it with propaganda and marketing (which is fake-ass advertising) no you can not extend your slimy tentacles into my brain. I will stab you in the face in my mind

sigh I'd have been such a great lesbian

chef boyardee loved from the moment they met. they had a scorching hot love affair that was scandalous at the time, until the freak accident. they both drowned in a vat of Bush's baked beans. the case was never solved although it was rumoured the Campbell's were behind it

happy new year, ya fuckin weirdos (positive) i'm so glad you're here in these Really Terrible Times and we're still posting all the shit that's fit to hit. sanity, what's that, where might it be

yes hi can I just have the damn food please

I have to ask, is the hamburger helper hand related to the Pillsbury doughboy? I see similarities. genetic experimentation?

incels, go, flee! build an AI girlfriend who will tell you you're a great lover and handsome while you slowly fester away into your smelly puddle of misery and complaints. women everywhere breathe a sigh of relief that your greasy ass will no longer be trying to rub up on them at the club

balls I say

uh oh popo on line 1

Quote of the day by John Denver: 'The best thing you have to offer the world is yourself. You don’t have to copy anyone else' I like that. once you allow yourself to be who you are, the only thing left is to be you as hard as you can and give the universe the gift of yourself.

boo fucking hoo, too bad for you back on my bullshit uh oh

when I was a noob here, I was kind of absorbing the great vibe, and loving the 85% more gay and transness; I observed people and was like wow people are really communisty here and vocal and anti-capitalisty and I have literally learned more real shit in my few years here than I did to get my degree.

I'd be curious to know just how many dollars have been poured into AI versus what's spent on ACTUAL HUMAN EDUCATION. the human brain has a TRILLION neural connections. imagine. actual education. not Fox news and lies about history

hot take: imma go out in a limb and say AI is a misnomer, because "artificial intelligence" is not actually intelligence. without 1. consciousness and 2. judgement its decisions and answers (that it culls from human efforts) have no value. & for the most part I value the human effort firsthand.

to get bloodwork, it always winds up taking like 3 phlebotomists to manage the get a vein. on the positive side it's probably the only reason I didn't die in a gutter with a needle hanging out of my arm. gotta take the good with the bad

i have to get bloodwork. whose should I bring

i want to fall into a book so hard i am covered in dirt and moss

if having sex with an asshole counts as anal then we've all done it

any date can be a speed date if you get up and leave

fight me you fuckaas bitch

there's not a single person in the US who doesn't feel 107 years old right now. next person to piss us off is gonna get such a smack

yes fucking bluesky I'm writing in English! how many fucking times are you going to ask me? noneya bidness actually

he said I'd never last 3 seconds in his mom's vagina

I was getting ready to be with a guy and then he called it his willy. long story short, no

fuck 2025. and 2026 better watch its step too

mindfulness? are you kidding me? I would throw my brain against the wall if I could

brain brain go away no more thinkies for today

the torments continue

[waking up]: oh fuck this shit