hey nerd faces

babies! with rabies! (brabies!)

impeachment is not enough for war crimes and treason. America wants fucking revenge at this point. the only acceptable reparations would be an orange head on a stick on the white house lawn

good afternoon, I'm @debbshock.blue and welcome to this week's edition of Oh Fuck It's Sunday

I am the sort of person that will rob a bank because I have a crush on a security guard and struggle with small talk

once I learn if based is good or bad it's all over for you bitches

I stole fire from the gods to heat up this frozen dinner

it is never too late to have a happy childhood

everybody thinks the zombie apocalypse is going to be a gory action film, whereas in real hell it will be an army of crotchety undead old fart senior grandpops who have hair coming out of their ears and haven't pooped and here they come down the sidewalk at one inch an hour shouting for raisin bran

or, you know, an asshole ♥️

yo I need an answer fast are any of these toads looking at me

it's true though

this fucking burn on my back almost had me septic and in the hospital; I'm nothing if not confident in my own ability to doctor. pain almost did me in though I've been bonkers. finally mending after 2 months of my life pissed away on this bullshit. don't fall asleep on a heating pad fellow geniuses

this means especially you, my beloved

the book has begun.

"LET'S GO TO THE CROTCHCAM"

WHYYYY

only the weirds will survive

your daily puddins

wish

logging on

how about if instead of President's day we have a nationwide Asswipe's day or Bitch Ass Pussy's day

be ungovernable

be ungovernable

times like these require great slippers.

pass it along; let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory!

Age verification? I saw MTV BEGIN goddammit

I see you

important highway message

sometimes I think the bluesky people may be the only ones that know of sex

many people are saying this. on bluesky anyway

where all my peeniuses at (geniuses of peen, peen geniuses, connoisseurs if you will)

I really don't care, I'm so glad the Kazakhstan kid won the gold in men's skating. he was sheer delight to watch, plus the only one that didn't fall. absolute perfection.

you nerds keep me going

we, are the weirdos, my friends

classic puddins.

only the weirds will survive

good morning sinners puddins loves you and I do too ❤️

ok one more here we go LOUD youtu.be/6qlUFKFHNIU?...

always makes my day youtu.be/ZNomhZFaWWI?...

if you missed it, bookmark. instant mood lift. bsky.app/profile/razz...

on this nominally day of Jesus or whatever I'd like to nominate Saint Brown of the Hoodie

veni, vidi, bitchi i came, i saw, i complained

tiddies

I hope everyone is having a great, fun Valentine's day-partner or no partner, who cares. you are beloved (by me) 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

cats converge on press conference, report they hate ICE too

butts

oh my fucking god. so I just got a shower, terrified of water hitting the burns, and jfc it was fucking horrible. it's finally over, fuuuuuuuck

Viva la Vulvintimes Dia

it was the shittiest of times, it was the most fucked up and evil of times