nothing has been right since Scifi changed to Syfy and we all know this.

the types of dread: 1. locs 2. naught 3. judge 4. ful 5. Sunday night

i consulted the ancestors and they said you look so good today

i did your chart

sittin on the dock of the bay

(flirty voice) i'm a total asshole

me when I'm tired

Stephen King RT'd me on twitter with a "let trans people just fucking exist, you assholes" post, it got 30,000 RTs and Elmo suspended my account within the week. it was my finest twitter moment.

have you taken your meds have you eaten something have you made a small token to the ancient elder gods

dad skeet

find some hobbies, they said

*waking up*: ugh

in the immortal words of Charlie Kirk, "Trump sucks Epstein's dead asshole"

nerd view

i am beauty, i am grace i put pudding in my face

excuse me. I couldn't help but notice those treats

dad skeet

the look of love

me needing a cuddle

Saturday vibes

Quote post with an image you have of 2025 (We’re all going to ditch our IDs, pack up, and run away)

gato potato

pronouncing "twat" like "cat"

my secret weapon for complete propaganda-ish idiocy is, to simply not listen to it

yo where my nerds at

evil: now with even MORE evil!!!

laura ingraham is a twat (non-politically)

calling in the coven

SLOAN AD! LOOK AT SLOAN’s VOICE!!! I MEAN LISTEN! Is what I meant!!! SLOAN AD! SLOAN AD!!!

head of antifa speaks out

hey guys check this out

continue to flail helplessly and just fucking survive

we may all be flailing helplessly but dammit, we're cute as fuck

be the girlfriend they never forget

yo, Friday bluesky what up

it's a great fucking day

babies are pretty terrifying

😌 Hey @debbshock.bsky.social! You're giving off subtle good vibes. Your sentiment score is 0.16 (slightly positive). Your posts have a nice optimistic feel - let it show even more!

woohoo "slightly positive" I would like to thank everyone for this great honor

go ahead @sentimentbot.bsky.social. make my day.

cats have begun

have you taken your meds have you ingested a nutrient have you made a small token to the ancient evil in the pit

is shitposting still legal, I'm not even that funny tbh

logging on

i just don't fucking know

WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME

a second, or even a third poop, is a glorious bounty

i got nothin

ugh²

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