us in these trying times

fact

beloved homies, I hope your weekend is in launch position, and that you know I love you

get in, no time to explain

so bluesky... you gonna work today or what (hi you sexy bastards)

puddins what do you even call this

it works for 3 seconds and then...no. that's how they getcha

ok watching the "processing" circle and waiting... is not really cool

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS MARVEL

this is all very annoying, just saying.

ain't nobody got time for this, you know

oh for fuck's sake

AI is causing more wrong bullshit, but just keep swimming, like we do

a penis and a gentleman

sleepies

I might be in love with this tree.

it's true! we are completely surrounded by imbeciles

this says it all. www.tumblr.com/porterdavis/...

Best Star Trek captain. Wrong answers only.

[waking up]: oh I REFUSE

there literally are conservative factories-churches and colleges and think tanks, intentionally churning out as many as possible, telling them they're a "holy army" to fight libs and teaching a muscular Jesus just pointing it out because only brainwashing could have anybody believe this horseshit.

roses are red violets are mauve you're a fucking asshole you better fuck off

and... the gender of the day is: whatever you say it is. just like every other day

he was raised in a conservative factory, on a comic-book Jesus that had muscles and kicked ass

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

he just plops down wherever he falls asleep

rage: *still building* machine: *falling off a cliff, hopefully*

this is where I post from if you even care

BOO

one thing science has not studied much is smell. I don't need any poo molecules in my nose so USE THE FUCKING FAN

be ungovernable

we should have listened

nothing is sacred

over at the White House

the hamburger helps those that help themselves

my latest bullshit. (I'm still going to walk my dog and you can't stop me)

when there was only one set of footsteps, I was running the fuck away

too much news *disappears in a puff of smoke*

I would like Trump to be zapped an electric shock every time he uses a capital letter in the wrong place

making a movie about bluesky

What was bluesky like in 2023

tostitosaurus's best friend is dip-lodocus

the tostitosaurus

people have to earn a living to live. men who take advantage of their power differential over subordinates know exactly what they're doing. here is a handy reference

live, love, lesbians , love lesbians

if you look at it like this, his entire "presidency" is pretending to be big and strong and scary so he world will forget he has a teeny tiny mushroom penis. like anybody could scrub that horrific image out of their head

how can we get this guy on side. that's what I want to know. I'd be willing to do some sex things possibly

I did. This is pretty horrifying, admittedly, but hey wave a teeny flag!

we have been overridden by the absolutely least qualified bunch of yammering nitwits alive. the worst of us. I'm just hanging out, yearning daily for their death

"We don't care that it's shit, we invested in it and are throwing it around everywhere, strictly for money. get used to it, peasants"