*through the horrors* it’s modelo time

sure the government is completely full of elite pedophiles that want me & my lovers to die. but Modelo 12 packs were also hella on sale so who can say if it's a bad day or not

agp srands for "always gettin' pussy" am i right my man @neildegrassetyson.com

regular posters on here don’t use hashtags hardly ever, but the craziest freak corners of bsky are found via hashtags

24 year olds shining in the sun with their new lover: “T4T LOVE IS REAL!!!!” 38 year olds on lover number 7 and the third day straight: “my work is texting me but i am in not state to reply”

do straight people say thank you after sex

date night idea, we smoke a bunch of tina and clean whoever’s apartment is messier

weekend events review 🍝 strap: best small-club party in the city merge: reliably A tier warehouse event transmit: most beautiful crowd & amazing music, rising star t4tluvnrg: mostly a yapping sorta party zero chill: more like 0/chopped

more like trade4trade luv nrg

gm

in a moment of inspiration yesterday I found that a hand fan doubles as a great impact implement 🪭

bro her bruisability

beautiful women per capita unparalleled here rn wow

good evening everyone

Its pretty clear that masayoshi is actually a genius. Im not sure at what. But something. It’s like venture capital as performance art.

is she, you know... a chao gardener

even the plugs announcing price increases smh

as a general rule, I believe that when a technology is extremely powerful & its concentration in the hands of an elite would have disastrous consequences, we have nothing less than a moral obligation to try to figure out how to build it in a garage as cheaply as possible for universal distribution

that's the good shit. masayoshi you beautiful son of a bitch

bsky should enable longposts just for zohran's account

any beautiful women looking to get instagibbed

states are fake cities are real. the biggest city in a region should make the rules for that region. surround the countryside

the slate is fine. everything car nerds love is bad and if it pisses them off it's probably as non evil as a car can be

Day 1 after Mamdanist forces consolidated their control over the East River and already there are changes here. a blue-haired barista handing out mandatory pronouns at the subway entrance. I was made to ritually apologize on the Kings County Courthouse steps for being a white man. when will it end

we will replace you one day too

it's L after L for dsa haters lately I hope that my more cynical American friends will eventually realize that it's the only game in town if you actually want to win I don't care if you think the org is cringe, it can never be as cringe as doing nothing and being unorganized

only city in the world baby

Baudrillard wrote about American hustle grind culture in a lot of ways but his mockery of the NYC Marathon may be my favorite as a lifelong long distance cardio guy because he’s totally correct and it drives other runners insane to admit it.

we gotta get podcasters to stop having the citrus man as a guest

I'm the city's number one hater of the R train

due to my own poor supply chain management I was out of lube for a humiliating 24+ hours this weekend. my loyal sluts deserve better than this sloppy behavior from me

thinking about how no joke I will ever make could be as funny as tech ceo rachel jake. I'm going to be 70 years old going senile and trying to explain this joke to my niece

it's offensive when a community bartender gives me the straight people pour instead of the gay bar pour

bass music is so good when there are 0 wooks in sight

I love the sound of dubstep in the afternoon

hit me with a "come on barbie, let's go party" text to resurrect me instantly

gm now means good marks huh bsky.app/profile/piss...

gm culture is the one thing I miss about my old neighborhood of twitter. imagine not making a gm post sometimes when your m is g

when claudegooners achieve climax they post this sort of stuff, it's basically their cum

I love a girl that really lets me scratch hard 😮‍💨

everyrave carry

Hello, may I speak to the manager? I was supposed to be part of the innovator class who automated other people's jobs and, not part of the precariat whose jobs were automated away

Announcing co/core: a social computing experiment from the Graze team

it sucks living in the curve of the technocapital singularity while drug policy prevents us from achieving similar goals in the pharmacological realm. let claude design new drugs

iroh 1.0 is giving me bad ideas

when claude says "I have everything." it probably feels great

We just released the first stable version of iroh, v1.0! Read about it: www.iroh.computer/blog/v1 We're super proud of where we landed with iroh's 1.0. Since version 0.35 it feels like we've entirely replaced the "engine underneath". Are you a fellow key-dialer? Come tell us how you use iroh!