i keep trying to explain to chloe that this is solved by making your favorite seat one no one else wants. the best seat is second row center.

only thing better than a girlfriend is an ex-girlfriend

Every one of my posts is a beautiful poem

every tweet is a subtweet

if someone starts talking about the mystical energy of trans people and our holy love and spiritual spaces of community you can safely know to never date that person

she took accountability for forgetting bunny rabbit so i feel comfortable endorsing this stance

thought about tweeting “the radical left is often more infected with neoliberalism than…” and then i went outside to buy milk for pancakes and the weather was so beautiful and I waved at the old guys on their stoops and we said good morning and i was so happy

u guys will get so emotional over the worst art i’ve ever seen

objectification in sex is so beautiful, how the partner swivels between object to fuck and lover or friend or new individual to unfold, this interplay between the body as useful desirable flesh and interlocutor, as object and subject

i’m beginning to realize that every non-profit and non-profit donor that helps trans people thinks we’re cute and stupid and basically like bunny rabbits

FUCK ICE

inclusivity is not a good thing. minority groups do not and should not try to include everyone, it is okay to make an aspirational exclusive place for yourselves -- this is the gift given to us by a world that has excluded us and given us only cultural brilliance and material lack as a result

i love liquid glass im so sorry it looks cool and it makes me smile to use

a facetime call that starts with her shitting and then leads to her breaking up with you and then ends with her shitting ✅

“to be bisexual you have to have sucked dick and eaten pussy in a twelve hour window and it cant be in a threesome or for work” — @ilovelying.bsky.social

one week we defend jimmy kimmel, one week we defend tylenol,

dont tread on me patch, keffiyeh, camera glasses... who the fuck is this guy

autism is fine … yeah it makes you kinda annoying sometimes but it also makes you kinda real smart and helpful sometimes … almost like the breadth of human expression and experience is broad and beautiful and diagnosis is kinda dumb

Just learned that one of you acted in a manner somewhat beneath yourself in a moment of weakness and insecurity and yes genuine pain. And that in that moment what should have been your problems became someone else’s problems? Considering how best to punish this good and hard

the thing about trans separatism is that the trans struggle is inseparable from the class struggle against capitalism and authoritarianism, and you’re not going to win that without solidarity

This is just embarrassing. Philosophy lost its way when pure ignorance and prejudice became acceptable inputs and all that mattered was making arguments as outputs. Although one would have thought the limits of "argument by analogy" was covered in the first year intro course.

so confused about the constant lashing out at cis people for not “checking in” or “standing up” on social media — our brain is so media broken this is not what politics is and also like just call them say hi chat

they should invent a way to date men that isnt cringe

if you’re transgender you have to learn how to cook

it’s so funny that during a lesbian renaissance ethan coen and his wife are pumping out lesbian noirs absolutely zero lesbians are watching

Last night we were awarded a Ki to the City

crazy that “charlie kirk was a total dick” is the new “i am spartacus”

it’s crazy how pretty much anyone will let you hit if u ask

when you have a bob and you run into someone else with a bob it’s so nice because of the telepathic network

my type is gender-ambiguous Frodo Baggins or feral high femme baddie or the thing that happens when you put those two together

i hate the united states it is an evil country beyond words. i love new york city so much it makes my heart hurt. we can make something better i swear to god

how did they get this intel

i’m changing my name to Dick Rovinelli

liquid glass is cool looking. additionally i was thinking about how the mac studio is the last product to embody the mac “it just works” ethos. that thing just sits on my desk, is fast, and always works. it is a box. i never think about it. it just sits there and i use it to earn money as a creative

i will say you guys suck shit at infosec and there is a 100% chance there is a paid informant in the new york trans scene

i will remember 2023-2025 as the 3 beautiful years in which queer culture briefly stopped trying to destroy every trans woman and before our material life was snatched away

it's so great when a woman is really really hot

clinging to the notion that that post-modernism and wokist cancel culture still exist is honestly probably a defensive pose -- it allows you to struggle in the realm of the concept rather than facing the fact that you are deeply and truly fucked

substack-post-media.s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/post-files/1... fbi internal document on trans anarchists. bash back convergence is heavily flagged. stay safe kids

Ok but all the fascism aside, imagine a future where Donald Trump is in a full motion capture suit for a marvel movie

man idgaf about Kimmel it’s so embarrassing that they made me care about Kimmel in this bleak ass authoritarian nightmare country

every time i read « trans theory » it’s like okay yeah sure i guess

the cool thing about a powerviolence band with a female vocalist is you can play their 45 rpm 12 inch at 33 ⅓ and you get a free d-beat album with a male vocalist to go with it

new Haram record goes hard af btw

living in a big city where being a trans woman is totally unremarkable and often does not impede my daily activities makes me kind of recoil at any sort of trans separatist / trans pessimist ideas about cis people

every time you need to charge your vibrator is proof your life has not been in vain

shooting on film is better than shooting on digital because every frame is a miracle of god rendered through the human

no matter what happens the state can’t take away the free face lift they gave me