usa gotta be the worst country fr fr

just felt a wave of inexplicable nostalgia for the mediocre sex shop that was inside a laundromat on knickerbocker at some point in the 2010s

i think it’s depressing that we’ve trained people to expect the most conventional and unadventurous engagement with art while at the same time training artists and a small cohort of intellectuals to prize art that makes very little concessions to emotional engagement and legibility

ate a rotten oyster but didn’t get food poisoning 2026 off to a strong start

i haven't peed since last year

saying “polyamory is out” in ur little predictions is so uncool but honestly whatever bye girl thanks for the moralism

avatar 3 and one battle after another are the same movie (overlong spectacle films about your kids getting kidnapped that are kinda racist but want to be about solving american racism)

i cannot tell u how excited i am to not watch marty supreme

when the black metal song is about environmentalism >>>>>

DEADLINE EXCLUSIVE: Avatar 3 SCALPS Marty Supreme at Box Office

there are so many guys that look like that one guy

one thing i don’t like about having a marginalized identity is that other people with the same marginalized identity are always insisting to you that some dogshit piece of media for ugly babies expresses the soul of your identity and it’s like oh no

you can rate XP2 at 800 and just dev normal it’s fine

Depression is not a choice. But you CAN choose to be depressed in an interesting or cool way instead of a loser way.

my bank just tried to send me a Year-End Wrapped kinda thing but ... for my bank account

guys how weird is it respond “i need you so bad” to my college ex-girlfriend’s lesbian sister when they post a picture of them decorating a tree with their two children

Girl just walked up to the Elf Bouncer like “umm I’m on Santa’s List” as if we’re not literally ALL on his list 🙄🙄

i’m a sex addict in the way someone is a gardening addict. i love doing it and it makes flowers grow

i’ve noticed that i thrive best in workplaces where everyone speaks with a fagcent

it’s so cool that instagram pays me slightly less than $2 a month to post

it matters that i was assigned the last name Spaghetti at birth

t4t is like deciding to go vegan after crash landing on a deserted island

sheer hellish miasma! sheer hellish miasma!!!!

the exquisite joy of two lesbians who haven’t slept in days

I think we can leave Faggots and Their Friends in 2025, I don’t need to see it anywhere in the coming year

There’s gotta be at least one journalist techno head who finds this funny

trans people have a right to choose the stupidest name possible but some of you are managing to fuck even that up why i am being asked to call a white girl from southern connecticut Masala Dosa or some shit

watching a movie is an act of rebellion diva ✨🤩

olivia nuzzi seems fun. every time you guys post a bad sentence by her i think “honestly she seems fun”

you can solve a pathological fear of being alone by just making sure you’re never alone ever

this supermoon is kinda mid highkey

spotify is evil and dumb but let’s not forget that last.fm got many many people sharing their data with a big company for free without even getting music streaming besides a shitty radio in return

zoomers love to make fun of millennials but all you guys listen to is shit from 2009 and the band Geese which sounds exactly like 2009

twelve emails with the subject line “it’s giving tuesday!” … bitch you have to realize my idiot gay ass is not reading that as letting me know it is the day known as Giving Tuesday

anal is such a pretty name for a cat

having friends with kids rules i would not be at a puppet show rn if it weren’t for friends with kids and it’s high key really funny

this is fake by the way. this was a fake post

my friends deep cleaned the house a few days ago and they wanted to get rid of this mirror but i explained that it’s the mirror that gives you abs and they pulled up their shirts and said wow this is the mirror that gives you abs so we cleaned it and kept it

i didn't feel substantially different from gen z until they all started declaring that men who look like a small rock they found on the ground were hot

chat is is normal for a director to lowkey stop watching movies as she ages

come develop ur photos at Full Spectrum Photo with us :)

a cat is a good roommate because she can't move out suddenly but a bad roommate because she doesn't ever pay rent

wtf are u people talking about

i don’t care at all about eurovision except that i have a dear friend who threw a yearly, extremely involved eurovision party and it was so fun and if they kick out israel he’ll throw the party again

one of the most important people to have in your life is the person you have casual sex with one or two times a month with whom you’ve built a surprisingly caring relationship. that person will carry you through anything

just got informed a beloved dildo has died. terrible news

my tattoos are basically fine and that’s something i get to die with

Honestly looking back on it, I assumed I would experience quicksand, being on fire, and nocturnal emissions way more than I ever have in my life