i open a dating app and everyone over the age of 35 is so ugly it makes me want to cry and i go hang out with my friends and everyone over the age of 35 is so sexy i want to cry

it’s girlfriend with tourette’s awareness week

honestly i’m grateful to my ex for getting me to do this fully out of spite for her

in this community we don't do crash outs we do crash ins

Top #1 moment of all time: Now

some people shoot film because they “like imperfections.” me? no. i like film over digital because it is so much more perfect

ascii art is evil. pixel art is also evil

whenever someone says something with a really superior tone that sounds really dumb i just google whatever they said plus reddit and i can always find the post they are quoting

throuple is actually the best dynamic but you gotta make sure you’re not really dating you just have a group chat and hang out and fuck a lot of

bracing a point and shoot on your knee and shooting at ¼ of a second

@mayor.nyc.gov my man i love you but the L should work like … sometimes. this is so bad

I actually think Dr. Pepper is kind of gross. Just a glimpse into my sick and twisted mind

It is a fact that when you leave the United States and enter Europe or Asia, alcohol and cigarettes are actually good for you especially when combined and that you should smoke and drink often.

trying to live a life without shame is really fun until you’re like “hm i have done some shameful things”

im gonna be real with you, arguing over the correct legacy of american or world historical violence into which to place ICE is a fucking waste of time why the fuck are you splitting hairs who gives a shit just go stop the fuckers

Cannot believe in the big 25 im still seeing ppl whine about deleuze/guattari concepts in books like fucking Cyclonopedia. Just close it. They had some mid offspring but NOTHING compared to the vulgar psychoanalytic logorrhea still plaguing the world today !!

real lovers turn on read receipts

i think it’s neat that the critical consensus about the new translation of Monique Wittig’s THE LESBIAN BODY is “trans men are lesbians”

lucky 200 is an astonishingly viable film! hope it improves a little but shocking that it’s already quite usable

i would like to announce that berlant’s cruel optimism is not good and that the queer community needs to break out of the shackles of academic equivocation

usa gotta be the worst country fr fr

just felt a wave of inexplicable nostalgia for the mediocre sex shop that was inside a laundromat on knickerbocker at some point in the 2010s

i think it’s depressing that we’ve trained people to expect the most conventional and unadventurous engagement with art while at the same time training artists and a small cohort of intellectuals to prize art that makes very little concessions to emotional engagement and legibility

ate a rotten oyster but didn’t get food poisoning 2026 off to a strong start

i haven't peed since last year

saying “polyamory is out” in ur little predictions is so uncool but honestly whatever bye girl thanks for the moralism

avatar 3 and one battle after another are the same movie (overlong spectacle films about your kids getting kidnapped that are kinda racist but want to be about solving american racism)

i cannot tell u how excited i am to not watch marty supreme

when the black metal song is about environmentalism >>>>>

DEADLINE EXCLUSIVE: Avatar 3 SCALPS Marty Supreme at Box Office

there are so many guys that look like that one guy

one thing i don’t like about having a marginalized identity is that other people with the same marginalized identity are always insisting to you that some dogshit piece of media for ugly babies expresses the soul of your identity and it’s like oh no

you can rate XP2 at 800 and just dev normal it’s fine

Depression is not a choice. But you CAN choose to be depressed in an interesting or cool way instead of a loser way.

my bank just tried to send me a Year-End Wrapped kinda thing but ... for my bank account

guys how weird is it respond “i need you so bad” to my college ex-girlfriend’s lesbian sister when they post a picture of them decorating a tree with their two children

Girl just walked up to the Elf Bouncer like “umm I’m on Santa’s List” as if we’re not literally ALL on his list 🙄🙄

i’m a sex addict in the way someone is a gardening addict. i love doing it and it makes flowers grow

i’ve noticed that i thrive best in workplaces where everyone speaks with a fagcent

it’s so cool that instagram pays me slightly less than $2 a month to post

it matters that i was assigned the last name Spaghetti at birth

t4t is like deciding to go vegan after crash landing on a deserted island

sheer hellish miasma! sheer hellish miasma!!!!

the exquisite joy of two lesbians who haven’t slept in days

I think we can leave Faggots and Their Friends in 2025, I don’t need to see it anywhere in the coming year

There’s gotta be at least one journalist techno head who finds this funny

trans people have a right to choose the stupidest name possible but some of you are managing to fuck even that up why i am being asked to call a white girl from southern connecticut Masala Dosa or some shit

watching a movie is an act of rebellion diva ✨🤩

olivia nuzzi seems fun. every time you guys post a bad sentence by her i think “honestly she seems fun”