moving for sanctions in the classroom civil litigation simulation

describing my girlfriend as "replacement level"

pretty good at sucking dick for a, well you know

i think an interesting cultural experiment would be if we started enforcing traffic law

when do we get to the part where state AGs start charging out-of-state governors with state terrorism offenses and requesting extradition lol

do NOT talk to me until i've poured a cup of coffee on my head

Over the weekend, Trump's deputy chief of staff for policy Stephen Miller repeatedly attacked judges, calling them part of an "organized terrorist attack" on the US government.... On Saturday, the home of a judge who ruled against Trump, went up in flames time.com/7323442/sout...

... > Guru Lands > Island - Guru Island - Guru - Guru Lands (GUR) Guru Lands

action bronson voice: i'm in greenpoint showing women my nascar backpack

my girlfriend met caroline ellison yesterday

i'm in the club with your girl and we're doing this youtu.be/7Qow-reoong?...

lol

can i have a paige bueckers jersey for christmas

cathy flatly denies the caitlin clark comment but not the "on their knees" comment lol

what fucking year is it

phoenix in 7, AT mvp

Engelbert deserves the criticism she is getting. But Adam Silver and the NBA are the biggest obstacle in WNBA labor fights. My latest for @cbssports.bsky.social: www.cbssports.com/wnba/news/ge...

NEW: A buyout program is coming for homeowners in The Hole, a NYC neighborhood unlike any other. It’s the first time the city pursues this climate adaptation strategy proactively, instead of after a disaster, and with a focus on inland (not coastal) flooding. www.thecity.nyc/2025/10/03/f...

a fascist deepened her bag this morning. did you?

okay I’ll bite, what is the government?

laughing my little ass off about the end of this basketball game

the guy at the table next to me said "sadge" out loud and it derailed his group's entire conversation

(to my girlfriend) you and i are like calvin and hobbes of the literary duo calvin and hobbes

Also he bookends the opening:

AAUP v. Rubio is out, and look at how it starts. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

being directed must feel so good for the verdict

my delusional beliefs are lowkey believable

you should have to solve riddles three before using your cell phone

There is no city in the United States that is less in need of Federal funds than New York City. The city's annual budget is $115 billion (independent of state funds), which is more than the state budgets for every state except Florida, Texas, and California (and New York).

girls will look at this and say "wow"

briefly imagined an alternate universe where i moved to LA instead of new york. honestly i think i'd be dead

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

i feel like paige bueckers! the way my knee got rolled up on

im in the house like carpet

hey i don't watch a lot of baseball. quick question: what the fuck

for sale: labubu, HEAVILY used

cheryl reeve don't end the night in maricopa county central booking pls

"Okay. It has your signature on it," Judge Vaala told Halligan, who responded, "Okay. Well."

the energy i bring to the lowest skill division of a rec basketball league for gay people

stephanie white is so good

i'm chilling actually

wtf

if mark rosewater has zero haters i am no longer on this earth

this morning on the train a couple was making out with tongue the entire ride. there was a homeless person next to them who appeared to be on drugs and they kept looking at him as if they were doing something less antisocial than he was.

saying you'll go to a party and then not going costs zero dollars. thank god.

the guy who sits in front of me in civil procedure spends the whole class betting on football parlays and messaging a groupchat about football parlays on his laptop. sometimes he takes a break and picks up his phone to bet on parlays and text the groupchat there instead. in 3 years he'll be a lawyer

i've seen it discussed a little but not a lot that many non-citizens being swept up in the immigration purge would probably be trump voters if they could vote (young non-college-educated men with conservative cultural backgrounds re: women, lgbtq people)

feliz jueves!