England's first third place finish since World War II

firstly, why the fuck are you running here for support? secondly why are you there at all? thirdly why are you engaging with elon worm man or whatever his name is? so many questions. problem is all the answers are fucking boring

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They kept distributing it until Thursday. So we've still 2 weeks of poss. new cases. "The shredded iceberg product was distributed June 29th thru July 16th in AL, AR, CT, FL, GA, IA, IL, IN, KS, KY, LA, MA, MD, MI, MO, MS, NC, NH, NJ, OH, OK, PA, SC, TN, TX, VA, and WI." www.taylorfarms.com/recall/

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Hit in the head, sociopathy, but mostly raw selfishness. It’s not that complicated

I know this is a silly thing to be annoyed about, but a lot of people (mostly men) discussing tv shows on Reddit say "this character was illogical" when they mean "me personally, I would have made different choices (often with information the characters did not have)." Those are not the same thing!

if john hickenlooper was gay his opponents would call him "john dick-in-pooper" and win in a landslide.

NEW: A second ex-wife of David Brouillette, the ICE agent who killed Joan Durán Guerrero in Maine, Lucinda Brouillette, issued a statement this morning. "If you were to ask me whether I believe David Brouillette is capable of this level of extreme violence, my answer is unequivocally yes." /

This is ultimately the same story as the Kansas driver's license thing. The word of the United States government is simply no good if you are a member of a minority Republicans do not like. Lucy will pull the football. You can't live a stable life like this.

Dude this would be fuckin awesome no matter what happened

he can't even get the bills he *really* cares about passed despite his party, of which he is unquestionably the leader, holding essentially every branch of government, if it were *any* other president, this would *correctly* be seen as profoundly weak

I think this should be understood as the sequel to the generational right-wing takeover of the judiciary. If the only people who can make a sustainable career in the military or civil service are pale, male, and belong in jail, you eventually end up with a far-right deep state. That's very bad.

if neil gaiman had done that shit to a young man people would be calling him neil gayman. much to think about

In 2019, Joker was released. People were, for some reason, worried it would inspire incel mass shootings, which never manifested. It was a pretty mediocre The King of Comedy adaptation, and also the highest-grossing R rated film of all time. The sequel was a pretty bad musical with Lady Gaga.

A year ago >100 died due to a lack of flood sirens in Kerr County, TX. Nearby counties made the upgrades. When Kerr got $10m during Covid, constituents wanted to return it to the “communist” Biden admin. Instead, local officials spent it on new radios for the cops. www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/t...

This is me on Beale Street tonight in Memphis. The Memphis Safe Task Force isn't disclosing what they know about the Tyrin Johnson killing. Perhaps one of the National Guard will speak privately to me about what happened.

I know a lot of people have stopped paying attention to labubus which is fine but there is an important update: the newest ones have hair for some reason and look like hardworking divorced mothers from the 90s.

I agree that it’s both cute and slightly infuriating how many New Englanders don’t seem to grasp that rural New Hampshire is basically a liberal wonderland compared to Actual Rural Red States

does anyone have like, a guide to asking good questions that i can send to dozens of people in an incredibly condescending way

As a transgender liberal, I think you should have to follow legal orders when piloting a F/A-18E Super Hornet for the United States military. That is just my pinko queer opinion.

tired of men saying they've never had a problem with people being aggressive toward them on public transit. have you considered that not everyone is you

I'm not saying he's a pedophile, I'm just saying they don't call him Michael 'the pedophile' Tracey for nothing

becoming the preeminent Jeff Epstein Did Nothing Wrong truther when Epstein-as-ur-villain is maybe the one thing everyone can agree with is, I guess, the holy grail of being a contrarian asshole

the secret ingredient is having a canadian ancestor. never said it'd be an american passport!

Is it considered gauche to add opposing counsel on linkedin

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

One of them was Nancy Pelosi lol

It's all coming together... (I have a plan to get a passport with the correct name AND gender marker on it)

Probably something to be written about what a strange coincidence it is that Trump's instinct to seek recompense for any cost we encounter keeps winding up at reinventing either carbon taxes or climate reparations from first principles.

another big W for Merrick Garland. truly he was focused on doing his job in a quick and efficient fashion

please help her get a pussy! gofund.her!

car discourse and transit discourse both make people insane on here for no good reason. the answer is and always will be "it depends on your specific use case." there is no one size fits all solution for anything!

at a baseline, the elevator in a public transit station should not smell like urine. you should not have to "put up" with that.

first of all if you actually grew up in NYC you're not spelling neighborhood like that but also what people like this willfully ignore is that the "areas you avoid" were full of poor, gay, and black people being slaughtered and their murderers ignored by law enforcement. so what are we doing here

Your movement casually talking about “creampies” is a sign that your movement watches too much porno

It's very funny that he pretends these aren't his personal views

uh oh! looks like someone got a little too quirkchungus with it!

the future is here and it is picking images for news alerts

how many catholic churches do we feel a high level trump guy would have to complain the president smells like literal human shit at, during confession, before it inevitably leaked to the press. don't tell me shit about catholic priest confidentiality i don't want to hear it.

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

I think about this at least weekly. Extremely dark legacy for a person to leave behind, a fate worse than simply being forgotten

So far this year we've had: the warmest winter on record in the mountain west, a record-shattering heat wave in Europe, once in a thousand year rainfall and flooding texas and forest fire smoke blanketing the mid west and the north east. Feels like something's going on with the climate!

Leave my boy Taco Bell out of it, it was bitch ass Taylor Farms, the world's largest salad processor. Fight the real enemy Big Salad

"cinephile" is a portmanteau of "cinema" and "pedophile"

SEC FILINGS ARE ALMOST ALL PUBLIC BY DEFAULT GOOD NIGHT

also like yeah man food-borne illness is a predictable risk for a company that sells food

Hate when my private team of cybersecurity experts feed me erroneous information.

Casually threatening mass rapes