i'm the last person on earth making hawk tuah jokes

i think i subconsciously avoid Trans Media which is probably not great but also a lot of it is kind of slop

emotional disregulation and idek why time to use the dbt skills i guess

tried to riff in the gc and nobody reacted :/

my ai girlfriend montana dew

nothing can top "the girl in my bathtub"

instantly iconic

begging for someone to do a long read on how at least three different DSCC picks in contested primaries (Mills, Stevens, Craig; arguably Hickenlooper if you want a fourth) separately settled on a strategy of "the worst campaign fucking imaginable"

Anti-Talarico ad from Ken Paxton's PAC is interspersed with the text of various Talarico quotes that are supposed to scare you, and one of them is "Don't cry."

someone find all the trotskyists working as nannies near this guy i have a really stupid idea

my recent fav is this one

I love the GameFAQs forums I hope they never get removed

GUYS WHILE PACKING LAST NIGHT I FOUND MY CRIMETHINC GENDER SUBVERSION KIT FROM COLLEGE IN 2012

being 40 is kind of cringe if you think about it

So yeah Catholics got told AI is a sin because, duh, anyway, u can tell ur boss to f off with that AI project and hopefully not get fired or else you'll sue basically for religious discrimination

just remembered femboys exist :/

notably massachusetts simply added a new top bracket with 4% extra, inflation-indexed what "top bracket" means, and let 'er rip many, many "tax the rich" proposals here on the west coast seem like they're competing to be the earth's cleverest tax and are clearly much worse ideas than this

PSA FOR PARENTS: Do you have young kids who are into history/archeology/space documentaries? Do they have access to Disney? If so, you need to know that Disney's algo immediately suggests conspiracy TV, even when set to a kid-aged profile (tv-pg). This is dangerous, and seemingly by design 🧵

Niche Minnesota gripe/theory incoming, please discuss: "Ope" is not a Minnesota expression with any longstanding history. It wasn't considered part of the stereotypical Minnesota vernacular until 10-15 years ago when it took off on social media. It's just a misinterpretation of "oops," THAT'S IT

“We, the detainees at the Delaney Hall Detention Facility, wish to express our objection to the violation of our rights as immigrant human beings.”

the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

apparently my content filters have been set to blur cartoon porn and not actual porn the entire time i've been on here. pretty sure baudrillard wrote about this

Suggesting a new law where if you steal from a lawmaker personally it’s not illegal.

ever since i was a child i have wanted to find and exploit the vulnerabilities in systems

I really really really hate that picture of Kevin James doing the awww shucks face with his hands in his pockets, it sends me into a berserk rage

bruh I was looking at some cursed shit on shitter and apparently people on tumblr are now doing xenogenders for types of transfeminism, like someone came up with “antigonism” for transfeminism that has “solidarity for other queer people” (if you read it it’s tMRA pick me shit)

yeah not leaving that one up

realizing once again that a common theme in my life is being entirely too willing to put up with bad situations because they're preferable to loneliness. but i found new examples this time!

the joke understanders have logged on

transmisogyny is when trans people are misogynistic

ai bros will look you in the eye and tell you ai is good and should replace google functionality

the problem with cleaning up your digital footprint is looking at your digital footprint

the ones that hurt the most are the ones that still sounds like things i would post today

we need to ban minors from posting. i'm convinced.

you ever read a post you made when you were sixteen and think "damn, i was incredibly sixteen when i wrote this"

is losing your property because you didn't maintain it to the legal standard not an expense

Instant classic copypasta

Fact check: true. Bill Clinton (42nd president; 1993 to 2001) born August 19, 1946 George W. Bush (43rd president; 2001 to 2009) born July 6, 1946 Donald Trump (45th president; 2017 to 2021, and 47th president; 2025 to present) born June 14, 1946

i have an insane one sitting in the drafts but i'm not in a bad enough mood to post it

always funny when the most 37 year old man alive's clips get posted to the everyone's-37-years-old social media site and all the 37 year olds rush to agree with him (as i, a 37 year old, do)

some jokes write themselves

The one good thing I took away from knowing her is the city where I went to escape from her and her bullshit worldview. That and the orange juice, I guess.

just remembered another Guy Who Sucks But Not Enough For A Callout Post I hate these rotten eggs so much

Another data point for the theory that the best way to win a GOP primary is to be the biggest piece of shit possible.

if i post insane shit just know it's not directed at anyone on here

BREAKING: brian o'hara has resigned as the chief of the minneapolis police department o'hara was due to face the city council next month for a confirmation hearing to reappoint him, the same process community safety commissioner toddrick barnette has now failed twice