This is true in principle but I am also inexplicably down bad for Elizabeth Holmes so who can say

finally some good news

PlutoTV: 3 minute ad breaks every 9 minutes is “just fine”

kush got me feeling like the white Olias of Sunhillow

I’m forever blowing bubba

i have listened to the megyn kelly interview in which she downplays the statutory rape of teenagers and it is my opinion that she should be tried by a jury of her peers and sentenced to death by the state, which should be carried out in a humane manner

I just got back from 2039 and you guys are *not* ready for Woke 13

"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.

President Donald J Trump… welcome to the Resistance

Here's the thing: you can still ridicule the Olivia Nuzzi profile and simply not read it.

no way Obama could throat like this

I am in pain

turns out that neckussy *do* be gripping

turns out Trump *was* the throat goat after all

great! thanks!

Me vs the Crocker Galleria

i'm being silenced (by my own inability to come up with anything clever)

Not to bandwagon this, but Chris Nolan's stuck-in-2012 dislike for any colour at all makes the Odyssey a weird fit in the 2020s. He's a great filmmaker and I get it's an aesthetic choice, but what works for Dunkirk doesn't really work for Ancient Greece.

midweek mailbag delivered what I vowed to be my final LP purchase of 2025. Psyched to finally have this essential record in my collection.

pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux

Bach, you have to stop. Your clavier is too well-tempered. Your concertos too Brandenburg. They’ll kill you

Serenity now!!!

if i was the president i’d make pooping your pants legal again, for everyone, not just the rich

everyone keeps dancing around it but JD Vance keeps trotting out the “immigrants are taking our housing“ because it’s a nativist blood libel he’s engineering alongside eg “they eat our pets” but, more specifically, it is to legitimize the dispossession, en masse, of an entire sub-population.

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Just had a weird vision of the future of the Republican Party

DanTakes: if “West of Hollywood” was on any of the Old Testament albums it would be considered a top 5 track, it’s that good, Chris potter’s sax solo is next level shit and the lyricism is incredibly crisp

i wish Miles was still alive to commission the back cover of LIVE-EVIL 2

"You strike me as a man with a tier list of various mustards."

that’s right Patton Oswald these people need to be afraid of violence

kinda crazy to realize I practiced better op sec as a teenager yahoo searching for "big boobs" on the family desktop than rich people did while doing actual sex crimes

After spending the last few days listening to OJ the Alien at least a few times a day I just realized Wise Guys on Mars came out 2 years ago. Where was everyone?

When I’m trying and failing to think of the Dream Theater side project that also feature’s Tony Levin on bass

I can easily imagine this.

Check Megyn Kelly’s hard drive

hyah! hyah! hyah! hyah!

roast beef!

Roast beef!

Incredible

Top 4 Todd Rundgren Sunglasses

Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/

Riker! Get your ass into my ready room NOW!

On the one hand, I’m glad they’re a band that will still pop up in the bargain bin, but on the other, it fucks me up when I see a $20 ELO album

we all have that one homeboy who looks to the East

But also ending the night wondering am I the custy?

pants are OFF

Thinking about all the times I had to buy weed with a pager and dead drops and the world's elites are like "lol wanna do some crimes? Obama's lawyer is here"

Yakub isn’t sending his best