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holy shit in Deathstalker II (1987) his name is Deathstalker II

We need a Michael Ironside of the left

Waking up next to Michelle Obama: “Good morning Michelle, my wife” “Hello, Deathstalker”

guys don't look like this anymore

It’s so cool that in the movie Deathstalker (1983), his name is actually Deathstalker

effective deployment of reverb can hide a multitude of sins

one movie scene I think about a lot is in Mother! (2017) where Kristen Wiig is walking along executing hogtied prisoners. I feel like this moment is prescient somehow

DraftKings should partner with the US Olympic team

"We'll make everyone broke, sick, and miserable. Btw NO IMMIGRANTS" is quite a set of policies. Don't worry brother nobody's trying to come here anymore

the best way to end podcasting is to make gambling and dick pills illegal

Nothing worse than a sickass album intro that just fades out. why would you do that

JFK 🤝 Charlie Kirk The FBI 🤝 The CIA 🤝 Mobsters 🤝 Mossad lol was that u guys too cuz it was also us guys

got a lady at my office who always wants to chat in the bathroom while im taking a shit and it’s incredibly stressful

I make a lot of space for Italians but I hate this guy’s stupid goombah face

post nut clarifying shampoo

Many things need to happen

I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"

I didn't leave the toilet, the toilet left me

Tonight the Toilet Let Me Down

when I see God’s Most Perfect Creation

If you think about it, it’s pretty amazing how many different ways in which the toilet is the field on which life’s battles are lost and won

on one hand ELP is dumb as hell on the other hand Bitch’s Crystal is the best song title ever conceived so who can say if they’re good or bad

happy 30th to outside by david bowie, like + retweet if you're a true voyeur of utter destruction (as beauty)

every brand new LG television set comes from the factory haunted with the soul of a child molester.

America Runs On Credulous Dipshits

Scientific proof that if you're a British dude named David (or Daevid) Allen you are automatically in a sick ass band.

They’re saying it’s like the medieval motif of the wasteland out there. They’re saying the king has a wound on his thigh

vinyl enthusiasts- Real Gone Music is on the tail end of a pretty sweet overstock sale. not sure what inventory is left but they’ve got a number of Black Jazz reissues and some other cool stuff for reasonable prices.

Me: Which is why I did a Chotiner interview meme post Chotiner: but you did want engagement Me: Oh, of course! But it wasn’t just that. C: You felt you could add to the conversation Me: My own perspective. C: By posting the same joke as everyone else Me: it’s a funny variation

I suppose all the snobs that complained about the baby Yoda movie are going to piss and moan about the new Avatar logo too 🙄

“stone cold rhymin’ young mc” isn’t a suggested result when you search “stone cold” on google, a terrible website for suckers and marks who cannot appreciate arts. and culture

Kamala Harris‘ “I thought the titans of industry would come around“ line marks her as the biggest rube imaginable. If they don’t care about killing the planet what makes you think they’ll give a shit about how the country is governed? Just a completely unserious person

This post deserves 10000 likes

He had the pecker of a much more girthy man

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no thanks I learned my lesson with Gorgeous Office Lady 1

she used to call me Big Daddy when I was only a child for some reason what do you think that was about doc

etching "are you mad at me?" into all of my bullets

owned

I just realized that Alligator Alcatraz is not a media shorthand, it’s what the place is actually called. A physical and spiritual abomination from the minds of demons. These people revel in cruelty and immiseration… are we the baddies? Yes

5 LP box for the Stones ‘Black & Blue’? come now

I keep seeing this picture & thinking it’s a still from Street Fighter (1994 dir: Steven De Souza)

charles entertainment xavier

yall know dune navigators ancestors knowed how to fold fitted sheets ➡️