Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

LIZ WARREN AT A HAMBURGER SHOP: Someone should order a hamburger!

I need to go in a hole

hate having to trust a man to do the right thing

I’m making an ai video of Tom Cruise doing the movies -popcorn thing but he’s saying “Trump. Epstein. Epstein. Trump”

It’s that time of the year: Festool just released their spring line. let’s see how far up their asses they are this year

down on the upside is a really, really good record. i always forget how good the second half is because the first half is all bangers

*speaking directly to the large stack of buttermilk pancakes the waitress just set down in front of me*

on a scale of one to “legendary build quality” how badly did you fall for the manufacturer’s hype?

I can’t believe me & my buddies thought Pretty Noose was a letdown single when it was released. Truly we were spoiled by a vast trove of musical riches

Next audiobook started

Johnny Depp looks like some kind of rat-man cryptid, Frank Grillo’s hair, an over praised & undercooked spy flick, and 2 1/2 hrs of playing army with real tanks

Walt Whitman presents JAV Titles

At least the Paramount Warners merger puts an end date on American movie history.

Now more than ever, please be aware you may be able to read comics for free via your library card on www.hoopladigital.com. Yes! You can even walk inside a library and get a comic book made of paper if you're some kind of weird paper fetishist. As Tupac said, "Only God can judge you" (paraphrase).

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

Smh I smoked too deep and chugged too greedily now it's 3am and the Balrog won't leave bro the party ended two houRS AGO

⭐️⭐️ for me. stuffed with some wild ideas but mostly a slog

Big ol ship pulling up the anchor but Instead of the anchor there’s a wallet at the end of the chain

never should've smoked that pipeweed now i'm in the caves of moria

i microdose the pompeii disaster every day by jacking off with no regard for what’s going on

kush & laphroaig got me feeling like Dark Galadriel

They’re birdvestigating Sabrina Carpenter on instagram.

With this salvo, Kansas has escalated what will be a federal effort to establish a Jim Crow system of lawfully enforced second-class citizenship aimed at trans American It was already the case but now it's inarguable; anyone who doesn't fully support trans people is an enemy of all civil rights.

Lord we ask you to lift us up tonight and guide this FJ cruiser

LA Woman is the best Doors album

*starts posting bad* I’ve lost the Mandate of Heaven *posts more*

Time to run back the single greatest live music performance in history

Launching one of these at the data center

Mamdani getting a kidnapped kid released from ICE in less than a day kinda lays bare the full depravity of the Democrats' "we can't just DO things" mentality for the last year.

Stewart’s memoir has a good anecdote about what a downer Dune was. He was pumped to be there in his biggest role to date with a true artiste director. He meets Lynch & gets the cold shoulder immediately. Lynch remains icy the entire shoot.

The only way to be safe from data is for it to not exist in the first place.

Can't stand a princess and the pea ass person

Hillary Clinton rolling over in her grave rn

so music reaction videos are just about showing your whole ass live huh

Stanley Tucci talking about food is an entire sexuality on its own. Gay, straight, bi, Searching for Italy

abolish ice, abolish dhs, and fuck you if my saying that bothers you. i wipe my ass with your borders. solidarity with all immigrants and refugees. we welcome the stranger here so get your hateful ass GONE

what is going on? who's jacking off to this? it's not me. maybe it's you? maybe, it's your family

BONERS RISE UP

Scott Adams alive and spotted in Israel

What’s happening in Kansas is a giant alarm for all you “purity test” shitheads, a last chance for you to determine what kind of human you are

*lenny voice* EPSTEIN FILES *marge voice* Lisa needs braces

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

😂🤣😂🤣 Chopped Unc Googles Chopped Unc And Discovers He Is One! (stabilized video version)

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