Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

I'm getting sick of Gangnam style

Cornershop reunites with Bubbley Kaur. youtu.be/wHZXjzNKLLE?...

Voting is so easy, I vote straight ticket dem no matter what and hunt down republicans in the streets with my neighbors.

Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts https://theonion.com/mike-johnson-struggles-to-hold-speaker-gavel-while-wearing-anti-masturbation-mitts/

Bsky is where I keep all my intrusive thoughts

Olds surveying the consequences of forty years of their own political choices: “We never used to have this problem!”

Can't get numb to this: The United States is stuck in a war it started, cannot end, and may further escalate to no avail, having dismantled its diplomatic apparatus, depleted its military stockpile, and destroyed its credibility. A historic strategic mistake harming millions in many different ways.

Check out thesaurus George / He knows / All the words

This is hilarious because Nixon represented a legendary level of uncool. Roger Ailes famously said Nixon looked like he was 42 the day he was born. Other kids got footballs for Christmas, but he got a briefcase -- and loved it.

"Placing a bet has as little to do with placing an investment, as libidinal investment with the stakes of seduction." - Seduction

Happy fraudiversary!

They really resolved my incident if you know what I mean

Burrito Taxi fees are actually a subsidy for exurban extraction, which explains why the economy feels bad despite low unemployment, which is why Democrats need to stop alienating rural voters, which is why I refuse to vote.

the song of the summer is just screeching

hopsital

Vote by mail is a burrito taxi for your ballot. Is this anything?

This shit again.

Ahab answered—“Aye.”

Here for the Talk Talk news! www.brooklynvegan.com/talk-talk-su...

Please Hammurabi Don't Hurt 'Em

It's the dementia, Trump just forgot where he was going.

I'm an adventurous eater, but even I draw the line here

Taylor Farms is owned by Taylor Swift