The weird social media trends about animal food seem to be missing the like key part of why animal food is cheaper than human food, and why you shouldn't eat animal food. You can't get away with intentionally poisoning a human.

New Participation trophy just dropped

Just now learning about the worst piece of conservative comedy ever made, Vince Offer's "Hamwow" comedy skit, and it's associated lawsuit. I think he might just be the most embarrassing human to ever exist, but also, oh my god. what the fuck man.

If Gavin Newsom is the presidential candidate, democrats are going to lose, even if the opponent is like Jeb Bush. www.youtube.com/shorts/CJ6Ka...

If you make fake go-fund-mes and fake charities to take advantage of people who are rightfully horrified about US backed genocides, you aren't just going to prison, you are going to the deepest depths of whatever netherworld your religion provides or getting reincarnated as a slug repeatedly forever

If you somehow get drafted into the military, and your conscientious objector stuff doesn't go through, you can do what John McCain did and just crash planes until they declare you a war hero for some reason. Two birds with one stone. Or I guess 5 planes with one failson

Dude it's crazy how bad customer service is everywhere now. It's all AI chat bots that are incredibly unhelpful and stupid. No way to actually contact a human. Lovely.

How many people have Waymo killed at this point? www.youtube.com/shorts/n-jOJ...

Someone should run for president on a platform of abolishing daylight savings time. Think of how much easier that will make international cooperation, and how many car accidents will be prevented, etc.

I would be the alchemist of the commune, doing human testing until I can create the elixir of immortality (the perfect cup of coffee)

It'd be cool if the world was in less of a horrific place and I could just like post about things that are more fun. like seriously what the fuck man.

Why does Kristi Noem get put down like a dog for corruption when literally every single person in the entire administration has been doing the same level of embezzlement and personal enrichment. Clearly the problem was she didn't share the ill gotten gains with Trump.

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

Weird how the same people who espouse lesser evil voting often don't seem to understand that when America intervenes in foreign countries, the people of those countries will rally behind the current regime because it's the lesser evil compared to the American forces and American backed factions.

Hyped about the really nice hand grinder for coffee I have coming in this weekend. Also a nice goose neck kettle. Way too hard to pour carefully without agitating the grounds too much with a normal kettle. Been constantly stepping up my coffee game.

Polymarket having bets about nuclear strikes encouraging Trump admin to kill millions to make a profit off the insider trading.

Betting sites: "We don't allow people to profit off of death because it could lead to murder." TYT's sponsor Polymarket: "Bet on if millions will die via nuclear detonation, government officials with access to nukes welcome! Check out these insider trading odds! How much is a life worth to you?"

The man cereal has a period.

I'm getting really sick of trying to explain to a bunch of libs how imperialism works and how the US profits off of genocide. Seeing on bluesky of all places a ton of people seemingly jumping on anti-semitic narratives rather than acknowledge America is just truly evil for money.

The entire reason we are going to war with Iran is probably just to create an excuse for American corporations to be able to sell more weapons to the US government who then gives them to Israel as "military aid", which will then be used to further the genocide in Gaza. No weapons for Israel.

if they were courageous they would quit. there's nothing brave about killing kids at the whim of an irrational old pedophile

What happened to Jim Carrey's skin, cheeks, and lips...

"I love Trump, I love war in Iran, but I am very angies that he didn't ask me and say please first." -Supposed Opposition Leader

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

You know, Ana Kasparian becoming a right winger and antisemite probably has a lot to do with the fact she spends all day every day on twitter for the last several years.

People need to keep in mind with the increase in surveillance from things like ring doorbells and the zuck-glasses, companies are going to use that additional data to discriminate against you, price gouge you, raise your insurance rates, and generally ruin your life.

Kinda want to get a setup for pour over coffee. Got a decent coffee maker for feeling lazy, and an espresso machine for good coffee, but it might be nice to have an option for like a good cup for when I have time (that isn't the like 9+ minutes of immersion brewing)

A group of monkeys on typewriters have a much greater chance of creating the next great work of literature than ChatGPT.

One aspect of the TPUSA halftime show I feel like people don't talk about enough is how that entire show had literally zero appeal to young people, and no effort made to appeal to them. The entire project laid bare, it's for overly online divorced facebook boomers whose kids don't speak to them

I don't understand what conservatives didn't like about the Bad Bunny performance. It was absolutely steeped in everything you'd expect from a superbowl show, including flaunting heterosexuality and traditional gender roles at every turn. Did they not like the Lady Gaga segment? Me neither.

All AI is just plagiarism.

The thing that always strikes me about the conservative outrage cycles is that clearly they have literally nothing they can make content about because their entire political project is totally hollow so they have to resort to the dumbest drama farming imaginable.

Mechanical Turk theory wins again!

Nick Shirley showing up in Greenland: "So if you look at that mountain, that is obviously not a real mountain, but rather a secret nuclear silo base run by the mole people, which is why I think Trump needs to invade Greenland."

I kind of hate this site. Just constantly a bunch of libs trying to "how do you do fellow kids" into your mentions and just casually saying really racist, homophobic, ableist, etc nonsense. ...Assuming you got lucky and it isn't the gen x "libs" who hate everyone to the left of Mitch McConnell.

Incredible that eriKa KirK is somehow worse than everyone imagined.

I will say I understand why this is the policy, but also

Federal deployment to Minneapolis "is steady state and expected to continue as planned," per Border Patrol memo leaked to me

getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys

If you work for DHS and hate your boss / leadership, you have the chance to do the funniest thing. Be a legend

Bovino got canned? Is it on sale at costco?