this reminds me of someone who used to rant at work that if people would just listen to him, he could fix all the issues in the organisation. unfortunately his solutions were: crimes.

hmm

playing resident evil 4 the first time:

okay and why are the us government finances poor

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cool

management consultants should get the wall

that's not bread, it's cake

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*walks up to the mic* she's come a cropper *walks away*

I also had this one in the chamber for ages. My brain is SO relieved to be able to just shoot stuff out. Thanks to @tomschalk.bsky.social for ssssnaking liquidly once more. <3

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fuck's sake man, this is what we were talking about @granitetide.bsky.social

very funny to put tarrifs on champagne. the price point is not why people are purchasing champagne big dog

so is there a dom machine gun, how does it work

i literally know nothing about paisley but stories like these, wtf

Ah what's wrong little buddy? Why the dirty delete? Big clever dark money think tank boy like you can almost certainly defend the position you came to based on ✨vibes✨ against a bunch of people who have actually read a book one time.

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The social media equivalent of telling the builders all the drains should pipe directly into your living room

It's a day ending in Y so here I'm promoting my forum's jam. It's simple, it's easy, some even say it's fun!

this picture is from 2020. these were actors in Atlanta that showed up to a BLM protest pretending to be Black Panthers. they had to apologize afterwards. there are new contingents of the party, but these people ain't it.

If You Fail To Prepare, You Prepare For A Labour Government - old proverb

Wait This cunt studied human bioscience?? THEN WENT INTO LAW?? His whole fucking career was dealing in hypotheticals

Everyone playing Fantasy Premier League:

They finally did it, they wrote a headline that's timeless and about everything

Posting the words "Lord as my witness I am going to Make Heaven Crowded in Riverside, California on January 21" on social media and instantly the feds are at my door.

At this point I assume everyone is a member of LFI until proven otherwise

If another pandemic happens, we are so fucked

one of the reasons the current Labour party leadership - who are COMPLETELY INCAPABLE of enacting any form of policy despite having the biggest majority in decades - are so embarrassing is that they're student politicians. they literally just wanted to get elected they didn't realist there was a job

Posting this from the future:

Oh good you all found the bus story

people are calling the police

he’s refusing to talk to anyone while he’s driving and is now just driving really fast

they switched drivers at a rest stop and the new driver is telling everyone that they’re the ones on the wrong bus??

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

This thread is wild bsky.app/profile/musi...

CNN says only white people can be working class.

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

i love reading a pro-slop goon crashing out that no one respects it, it sustains me

if princess diana was still alive, she would've stopped trump from moving on greenland.

was gonna say i hope meghan and elliot have an awful year but let's be real, they don't exist and this shit is also slop isn't it

Does anyone else daydream of how Things Could Be or am I just a weirdo

jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.

the adult babies takeover is off Goodbye

first time I've ever seen "geoblocked" replies to a reddit post as a result of legal threats www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/s...

can I make a suggestion