need to be hot enough that down bad reply guys will defend my every dumb take but slutty enough so that when people retort “he’s not gonna fuck you!!” they can say “no no he might”

If you still have an account on Non-Consensual Nudes & Child Porn Twitter, today is a great day to delete it.

Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.

New Year, New Us! We're celebrating tonight at Disco Dungeon with the perfect tunes to ring in 2026. Whatever state you find yourself in today - still hungover from partying, or catching a second (or third) wind, tune in tonight from 9-11pm for the exact right matching vibe! twitch.tv/djshonar

Pickup truck drivers be like I must cause eye damage to every single person around me.

PSA: twitter, X, is doing new terms of service that basically make it so that any comtent you share on there including DMs and photos is theirs and they can use it for "any purpose" including commercial use. So, if you have a page you’ve left up and don’t want them there’s time to act 1/

For the past few birthdays I’ve taken a photo to mark getting older. I’m no photographer, I just use what I have and what feels right. Light, white backdrop, AirPods as a remote, some editing. Honestly really happy with how #Year41’s photo turned out

I haven’t posted my face in a while. Hello!

that's my bluesky sister... my blister🫶

If I was your bartender would you tip me?

just door dashed bubble tea

they are completely serious about this and may legitimately shatter every post-WW2 relationship with Europe over trying to take over an island that wants nothing to do with us

“why don’t you just make a list?” You know, I just checked my notes app and see I had a gift list but completely forgot about it. That’s how bad the ADHD is besties.

Bouncy bouncy

2026 New Year Kickoff with Seattle boys. Adding to the memories. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ @lamster82.bsky.social @heyrodney.wtf @dgschell.bsky.social @rainygay.bsky.social @taystrom.bsky.social

Me when being asked what I’d want for a gift: “I cannot think of a single thing I want or need.” After the holiday: “oh, I needed this and this and this and this and-“

I did a thing 🧗🏻

Feeling better but at what cost (being at work)

Pulled some mothers tonight

The gay agenda

Me after a chipotle burrito

Btw I can do this too kinda

Standing in line to pee

@nixostorme.bsky.social I adore you 😘😘😘😘

A little delay with the mail, but thank you @lycdoan.bsky.social for the card this year 🥰 very precious

my favorite things about that last day of being sick is you may have some congestion, but your energy level has bounced back and after laying in bed for days you need to do something. Cleaned both my bathroom & bedroom which i been putting off longer than I should #housespouse

This January already feels longer than most long Januaries.

My favorite thing to do with time off is nothing and then when it's over I go oh no I've done nothing

Called out sick

Logging back on I guess. There was an underwear pic earlier that friends saw but I forgot to save it 💁🏼‍♂️

To all of my followers, please consider checking out this Starter Pack. A lot of Venezuelan artists are in need of help storming through the events that is unfolding right now, please consider commissioning or donating to them. Even just reposting their commission sheets/donation links is enough.

I really don’t want to go back to work tomorrow. Like really really

I wuvvvv my baby Yoshi

The iceberg to the titanic:

Diva down (I’m sick)

i think we are in need of a timeline cleanse

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

While it’s too early to predict what could happen, what’s sticking out to me is there doesn’t seem to be a day after plan?? The regime is still intact even with leader captured. Maduro is unpopular but he still had supporters. The opposition doesn’t appear to be in a place to seize power. Now what.

She love me 🥺🥹

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

Everything is just so fucking stupid

Going to tell my kids that this was the Powerpuff Girls

Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize laureate would do this.

Caracas is under fire. Multiple U.S. strikes have hit key military sites: Fuerte Tiuna, La Carlota airbase, and a communications center in El Hatillo. Explosions echo through the capital, the power is out in parts of the city, and U.S. helicopters are flying low. Fires also rage near La Guaira.

“I hate gay people” is OUT in 2026! Even if we are annoying sometimes, we are loving our community

So fucking relieved this is a season of “older queens” because they’ve actually developed personality #RPDR #DragRace