god gives her toughest battles to her sexiest soldiers (not being born rich so i have to work)

Me whenever someone mentions post-Soviet Eastern European ethnic conflicts

I forgot to show y’all!!!! She’s pierced 🫡

piggybacking off this, something Trump voters did not consider: during 1st Trump term trade war, he gave a bailout to farmers because GOP still wanted to win electorally. Now with GOP intending to establish an authoritarian regime, they have less incentive to bail out those who voted for them.

it’s a steamroll at this point #bb27 if either Vince or Ashley decide to take her to final 2 (if Morgan doesn’t in the final HOH herself) they’re going to lose.

the Republican sharp decline is interesting. i wonder what specific things are occurring that are making them think things are going to get worse?

They bounce when you fuck me btw

there is of course nothing wrong with having autism. but even if Tylenol did cause autism, between that or having a mild headache, i’d pick autism every time.

it feels like the 1st day of work all over again 🙄 due to structural changes & a colleague getting a promotion, i had to move desks from a low traffic area to a high one, and man i’m gonna miss the silence & being able to play on my phone without guilt (i will still play on my phone, but less)

When it’s BI visibility Day but also back & BIceps day 🩷💜💙💪

The US if Tylenol actually caused autism

It took over a week, but started feeling better by Sunday of this week. Anywho, hope everyone has a good Tuesday on this day of the rapture!

something so peaceful about listening to lofi while driving in the rain

Feel free to perceive me on this bisexual day!

Papi wants attention 👉🏽👈🏽

me @ bisexuals:

bisexuals, you are being perceived 👁️🫦👁️

they’re the same picture

The lighting was a paid actor

Boosted! Now when do my Magneto powers kick in?

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

like i was saying

all of us getting raptured tomorrow

So I bought these denim shorts yesterday and

at this point it’s Morgan’s game to lose #bb27

My ‘friend’ took Tylenol and it turned him gay.

welcome to the resistance, acetaminophen

The homeopathic cure for autism already exists

i’m not getting my hopes up for a rapture after the flop of 2012

Disney reverses course on Kimmel. Lessons: -Trump's anti-Constitutional stances, anti-1A in this case, are unpopular -Popular resistance via expression and spending choices can have an impact -Many corporate leaders are weak, amoral people who'll bow to threats unless they face countervailing ones

hiiiii we’re in Barcelona :)))

… okay, i know i seem all meme tech savvy, but i need to be honest with my boomerism and ask this simple thing most of y’all seem to know: how do you save video from the internet or where do you get them from?

well a bestie started throwing up blood, so guess who found an excuse to take off rest of the day to drive him to the minor emergency 🫣

Is this anything

cuffing season? more like cucking season, amirite

I'm at my heaviest and not mad about it

obviously. she invented charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. whenever i need to werk bitch, i channel her.

office move going on today so i gotta work from home, but i possess absolutely no willpower to do anything, and being able to lay in bed on the clock isn’t helping.

i’ve had 3 offers to trade for a Guzzlord in the past two days, but the traders only have cards on their wishlist that i only own one of 🫠 so i have to keep declining. sorry to said friends, but i only trade spares for the most part, and I’ve traded so much I’m running of spares of the good stuff

Fall has begun in the northern hemisphere.

I try to remember that while they were fighting the ban on gender affirming care for minors here, one of the (trans) lawyers did a thread reminding folks that they're really good at making this feel like an overwhelming groundswell, but it is one clown car of debunked experts on a road trip.

scrolling through my meme folder, “no.. none of these are unhinged enough for how boring this post is.”

elevator cuck chair @papertowels.bsky.social

monday.. let’s get this bread

Trying to be inclusive

I sometimes wonder if cats can truly comprehend what they see on screens, but Nina is currently hyperfixated on Lofi Girl's cat

Do you compliment things normally, or are you gay?