every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

Back scratchies >>>>>> sex

What modern day piece of art has had more of a cultural impact than SpongeBob

I’m really lucky I still have someone I’ve known since I was 13 in my life

first fitness, now cheeseburger

Had to explain to my high school best friend (straight girl) what cucking was 😭😭💀

While they’re still screwing about with SNAP, it’s a good idea to donate to pet shelters, too. If you dare show up with “poor people shouldn’t have pets”, I will tear such a new one it generates a black hole. apnews.com/article/pets...

Y’all know I am short. Like short short. But did you know I am actually only the height of a Champagne bottle? 🍾 🌈 💫 🐁

Literally me rn with my little treat

Oomf’s thighs are so massive and muscular…

“Well fuck this city, I’m moving to Saskatchewan!!!” I scream, having nothing against NYC and not completely sure where Saskatchewan even is

Excited for my bro date with @gaymer.fit later this morning (going to the gym together 💪 and then grabbing lunch 🥪)

My VPN is now default active on my phone and it makes me feel so hacker… I’m in, bitches

Can y’all wake up and play post with me

Wow, hard to believe it’s been 25 years since The Golden Girls ended its run. Wait, what-

Oldest selfie on your phone This classic from when I was 13(?)

when I’m trying to save money but the consumerist desire for a little treat overrules my willpower

Who wants to suck them?🥴

Oh hi cyuties

I Didn’t get many pics from last week…but thanks to @nixostorme.bsky.social , we have a couple.

Forgot to post what a great time it was having this guy around the last few weeks, when he was in the area visiting one of his boyfriends 🥰 can’t wait to see my bexie (best exie) at my wedding next summer. Have to invite him 🤪 he did introduce me to my man (while we were dating 😱)

Trying to learn how all the functionalities of a VPN makes me feel so boomer

The hoes are the bros you made along the way ✨

Olivia Rodrigo tells the White House not to use her music on their ICE social media videos

But what if the bros are hoes

To jerk it or not to jerk it, that is the question

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

i love timelines

anyway get the jabs bloomfs

The bulk is killing me

😘😘😘

Another year older, and I passed my exam 🙂‍↕️ Happy birthday to me

Lady Gaga scores 7 nominations at the 2026 #GRAMMYs, becoming the most nominated female artist this year: MAYHEM Pop Vocal Album Album Of The Year Harlequin Traditional Pop Vocal Album "Abracadabra" Record Of The Year Song Of The Year Dance Pop Recording "Disease" Pop Solo Performance

I don't post as much pole as i used to on this account. Thats mostly on @nickafterdark.bsky.social if you want that type of content 👀 but i wanted to celebrate with the newbies. happy #fcf

This is the facility that I and many others have been protesting. We’ve been hit, thrown, gassed, and shot with pepper bullets but none of that holds a candle to what is being done to people *in* the actual facility. Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.

Zohran says you’re trans now

TGIF

why did they plan this meeting for a Friday? Don’t they know this day is all about fat c*cks?

Me and @nixostorme.bsky.social btw

It’s our way of life

Hilary Duff releasing Mature:

This .5 zoom made a point.

We’ve finally discovered what’s wrong with Mamdani

Obviously 🙂‍↕️

Look at his pretty eyes tho

IS HILARY DUFF SINGING ABOUT LEONARDO DICAPRIO IN MATURE

Hi yall. I’m lowkey feeling kinda cute tonight :)