I know, I know, uncle of the year 😌

12 year old nephew mining bitcoin on your internet? It’s more likely than you think

Can I come over and chase you around while wearing this?

We gotta re-purpose these data centers into goth cooling facilities.

Falafel wrap and Diet Coke >>>>

Brb, Crying at the anglerfish comic again

Be honest, what Pokémon type am I?

Save me, boygenius 😔

Just gimme a sec, I’m waiting for my two factor authentication code to be texted to me so I can log onto Chipolte

We had a World Cup day at work, today so you know I had to do it to em

praying for mitch mcconnell 🙏 not specifying what the prayer is

If there was not a picture of a cat, this skeet could have been any of you talking about your boyfriend or smthin smh

Wait, is this trade? 👀

Doing my 8 hours of yearly corporate online training in the final 10 hours, the way god intended

Damn, these dorks still talking about sex scenes in movies for attention eh?

Wait how did I not know Maya Hawke and Christian Lee Hutchson got married?

So much goose talk the past few days

Post of me In jeans already has more likes than the naked ones, back to being a never nude 😎

We have a few, but I think the cactus takes it 🌵

Tried using my work vpn and it said I was missing an update, so I checked the updater and apparently I havnt updated it since 2021 and I have like 30 updates downloading at hotel internet speed hahahaha

Wait, is this trade? 👀

Ok ok! I’ll post the hotel mirror selfies, jeez 😮‍💨

Listen, if you want to write a cute message on my coffee cup, cool! But please use a marker that is not going to stain my hand when I hold it 🫩

Actually found a very authentic Brazilian bar to watch the game outside 😎

Headed to North Carolina for work till Friday, lmk what to do! Jk I’m eating pizza in the hotel the whole time

Window seat with an empty middle seat? Bless the fuck up

Oh like my other favorite candy, shoestring licorice that’s essentially like chewing on electrical wire??? 🥰

Wait I never shared how fucking incredible the new episodes of Vox were. The Scanlan fight by itself was one of the greatest scenes of an animated show ever imo

Huge for people who like the whole day 🤩

Chat, goated or woated???

Watched The Bride! over the weekend and enjoyed it way more than I expected, campy and dramatic, pretty funny but sad. Jessie Buckley did a fantastic job.

Are they, you know, “cookie pals? 💅🏻”

I actually still think this

Kind of obsessed with how specific this is, vaguely paid partnership coded 🤔

Sped through the first two seasons of my adventures with Superman to be ready for the new season but now we have to wait a week for 22 minutes??? Show is really great tho

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Placebo in the background of a Versace ad featuring Channing Tatum????

Only, league players don’t fall on the ground crying every 12 seconds 👀

Me the entire time I’m watching soccer: Wait, this is just like league 🧐

I wonder how many people would watch sports if they realized how similar it was to watching esports? 🤔

Bad photo 🪈

Flash tattoos tonight queen? 💞

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pikmin pride! 🌈

Muse Metric, broken social scene, stars Boy Harsher Dresden dolls Interpol, DIIV Vnv nation (rescheduled at some point) All in the next four months 😵‍💫

Got my Boy harsher tickets, and looked for phoebe but I didn’t realize she was playing at the Boston garden and kinda don’t wanna see her there lmao

Ugh one of my work boyfriends just told me he’s traveling back to Nepal for a few weeks and he’s getting arrange married???? 😒

Phoebe and Boy harsher announcing shows in the fall 🥴😭 so many shows this year wtf