Valentine’s Day is interesting for me because we live in a capitalist society that makes us focus on gifts and dinner reservations, but it’s really just about making fun of single people.

happy valentine’s day

getting Memento style tattoo "Don't believe her lies" all over my body for when my dog acts as if she's never been given a single treat in her entire existence

the Heated Rivalry fandom has done a really remarkable speedrun from a celebration of a fluffy, sexy gay show to calling cast members pedophiles & journalists "klan members" (yes, really) — v excited about @wired.com's blow-by-blow feat interviews w fans on the front lines

lmao why is this written like the looney tunes disclaimers about racist characters

It’s going to be so funny when y’all’s families get an AI version of you built from your social media after you die and it just flashes them your dong every Friday.

Hometown Grindr grids be like

here have a penis #fcf

oh well, that’s a relief

i've never seen a sentence accelerate so quickly.

wow he really can do anything

Thomas CAUGHT doubtmaxxing as Christ stuns death-cels

HE'S FINALLY FREE FROM CONTAINMENT

Avengers, X-Men, and Villains seem like the obvious teams for Tokon, but the Ghost Rider and Spider-Man teams could be so many possibilities

Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash

Marvel Tokon Fighting Souls releases on August 6.

Danger is a fascinating choice for the X-Men team

our husband game

oh they're coming out with a Dead Cells-like based on that Netflix anime "Castlevania"

007 game looking a little too Uncharted, which is perfectly fiiiine, but I want to see more of the *spy* stuff

sexy chicken man?

Dead or Alive?!

The “Where are the protests?” lament after Trump’s inauguration was always based on a (willful) misperception – a myth propagated by a punditry vying for relevance, hellbent on presenting grandiose reckonings and sweeping narratives rather than careful empirical assessments.

bringing my setup to the gangbang

(guy whose website barely works voice) @pfrazee.com

instagram keeps suggesting to me pictures of people in hospital gowns and at first I’m like “oh no what happened?!” and then it turns out they are making sentimental posts about acting on The Pitt

brianna wu stocks going up

me and who commandersherald.com/romantic-ten...

The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00! itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here. Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.

Can AI give me the ability to send a pic in a DM or have a group chat or even a locked account please

Absolum | Threads of Fate Trailer (1.1 free update live now) www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0hh...

Hmmm. Louder then.

It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished. I have neighbors everywhere.

"its hard to talk about a complex and multi-faceted subject that's also one of the most hotly debated topics on the planet that potentially touches many aspects of everyone's lives" yeah man this is the About Forty Words app. why're you trying to do all that on the About Forty Words app

Facebook removed Chicago’s most popular ICE sighting page. Now, its founder is suing. blockclubchi.co/46K4h2C

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

it's a tough job, but someone has to do it

this is really going to change how I play warhammer 40k

The whales have organized their own bear week we're FUCKED

When chatbots are given complete information on medical conditions, they typically spit out correct diagnoses and recommendations. Actual patients, however, often describe their conditions with incomplete or irrelevant information and the chatbots cannot handle it. www.nature.com/articles/s41...

I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”

of course it's "Occupy Democrats"

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

Some personal news: I've been promoted to Senior Loadmaster in the Air National Guard, which, coincidentally, happens to be the exact same job title I have in my civilian life at the Dicksucking Factory