oh god what did they do to anji mito

2xko still fun

Women

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

today is the day trump truly became president

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide. Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session. Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

he still needs to ___

"Schumer takes no action" will be on his tombstone

1. A new study claims trans care worsens mental health. It is fatally flawed. It didn't measure mental health—it measured psych visits. Even visits that stemmed from mandatory checkins, surgical pre-psych evals, or pre-treatment that was classified as post. Subscribe to support our journalism.

"Tucker Collins, an 18-year-old freshman at USC, attended a 'No Kings' protest in Los Angeles on Mar. 28. He ended up getting shot in the eye with a less-lethal projectile by a Department of Homeland Security agent and is now blind."

"Elected official who talks like they're just some guy" is one of the most annoying posting voices, I don't even mean the informality, I mean how he sounds indistinguishable from like Olivia Julianna, you confirm judges bud

Capitalism is a dehumanizing ideology. It removes your soul and turns you into a machine whose only interest is accumulating tokens.

Wow. Seeing a lot of you not respect the personal boundaries of senators and representatives. Some of you have some growing to do

Even if there is no further escalation (and what has been done is already beyond the pale) the casual fucking threat is more than enough. We recognize the words "I am going to kill you and your entire family" for what they are when it's some random asshole saying them never mind the US president.

Sickos dot png

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happy "Outdoor Warning Sirens will sound today at 10AM for testing as they do on every first Tuesday of the month with a single tone alert signal." to all who celebrate

From Reconstruction to "We tortured some folks," from Iran-Contra to January 6th, a prevailing ideology of American politics is that no one should face consequences, nothing should be fundamentally changed, and we should all happily move on as if ignoring the problem solves it.

i don't hope it happens today, i hope someone makes it happen today

Will the cable news networks have a countdown clock? Will there be a NYT-style needle to tell me how worried I need to be?

I'm so sick of this fuckin "grandma, what big eyes you have" reaction to the campaign that began with us double-tapping a school, grow up

At any point between 1975 and 2015 Donald Trump could have been imprisoned for any myriad reasons

God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager. She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.

The only way to begin is by beginning. And season 8 is beginning soon... 🃏♠️♦️♣️♥️

underrated part of his chart is that it lists Polymarket and Dave Portnoy as politically neutral

It’s a really special parasocial relationship when there’s someone you’ve followed for years without a follow back. like yessss that’s my friend that doesn’t know me and doesn’t want to

Guy who got into politics producing ads depicting Obama as an African tribesman: I have compiled a list of people you must disavow if you want to be in our party, the Democrats

it's hard to believe, but before AI existed all internet infrastructure had 100% uptime

i'm actually really good at opening up a straight

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

if bluesky keeps going down how am i supposed to look at penises ?

This is a marvelous project and we need thousands more all over the country. www.sfgate.com/la/article/c...

I hold priority

i'm gonna cum

Men get emotional about women sports,,, I just try do it in a positive way

did Eustace become top tier when I wasn't looking? 👀 might have to get back into Rising

Good Friday, So Glad He's Gone Saturday, Say Buddy I Was Just Joking Sunday

trying to figure out how to dress for the weather these past few weeks just saying to myself "If I die... I die"

The Mandate of Heaven!

Yep! Basically these scores can't be equated to grade level; non-native English speakers were included in the sample; and the original source has retracted the claim.

Donald Jalapeno Trump correcting you on a misstatement is an extremely "even Millhouse is scoring on me" scenario

lol, lmao, lol and lmao

Charlie Kirk

to continue discoursing: it is funny the people horrified at bluesky "dying" when, is any social media particularly doing well? tiktok maybe? instagram doing fine i guess? i have a hard time believing twitter is doing *well* despite the people who come here to whine

it's called centrism because you believe you're the center of the universe

You, personally, are ruining the website/the party/the country by not being sufficiently deferent to me center-lib brain

this place was cursed with double-edged timing. they saw a big influx of users & thought wow, people must be really excited about our tech nonsense buzzword things (instead of just wanting twitter but not ran by a nazi) let's focus on that bollocks forever