He’s living in 3026 over here. What a life hack.

Hot dog car driver strongly spoke out against crashed hot dog car in a speech last night.

Ahh, now to take a 10mg gummy and catch up on some news over at the HuffPost, this will make me feel calm and sane

Orb

oh no it's real

Don Jr not taking things well

also--and i don't fault the writer for not mentioning this, speaking of things that may be obvious, but i think it really clarifies the trajectory--it's not an accident this is the form the right's psychosexual life assumes in the wake of a black man becoming president

On Thursday evening Valnet issued new contracts to writers at TheGamer instituting a minimum article viewership threshold for payment. Most writers already have pay tied to article performance, but this new system would mean that if a piece didn't get X number of clicks you wouldn't be paid for it.

Starbucks done EFFED up in Korea. Bad. May 18th just passed, Democratic Movement Day, when rose up after the military dictatorship sent tanks to mass-murder citizens. Some inappropriately call it "Tank Day." Starbucks commemorated Tank Day with a sale on tank tumblers. It gets much worse...

weird to me that there are men on the internet who are not gay. i dont think thats appropriate

Glad to see everyone is posting their CB rewards

Bending down to inspect what I think is a snake's burrow only to be blasted in the face by a spray of Pringles

More 👏 jizz

if i said what i thought

Carter, I beg to know less about your family

Lol lmao

My streak of going 2-2 at every game in tournament continues

Hi

can't have anything anymore due to woke

what was i going to do again

A new report from researchers at Chicago Appleseed says Eileen O'Neill Burke has reversed years of progress as top prosecutor with policies that have led to harsher charges, more pre-trial detention, and less accountability for cops. Legal reform advocates also give her a failing grade on ICE:

trans king

Someone added porn music to this video demonstrating how to use a safety shower and... you know, it really succeeds on all levels. Unclear who made this. Found on Tumblr. But grateful regardless.

AOL

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i think if you make a thread with more than three posts, or post more than like 5 posts in an hour they should have a little pop up like the video streaming services that go "Are you still watching?" but instead it's "Are you okay?"

the boys have ended. no more boys. otra victoria para el feminismo supongo

Every commencement speech intended to get grads excited about the future being AI slop reminds me of Monty Burns genuinely thinking he’s doing good by leaving no sea creature unwasted by recycling them into slurry.

Rise of skywalker the funniest movie of all time. Finn spends the whole movie trying to make a confession of love, then the director said he wanted to tell her he has super powers. The hero and villain kiss at the end and then the company issued a statement that it was platonic

"Hello. You are in a toilet. I think you are a pervert. Show me your genitals." - Your average Labour MP, apparently

oh That's the discourse huh

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

If you’re not devoting exhaustive resources to figuring out how to win why would you expect anyone to give you their support?

In a major step towards regaining public trust, the DNC has released its 2024 autopsy with the disclaimer that it was poorly done and you shouldn't trust it.

the only "friendslop" i'm interested in is slopping down on my friends _____

These fossils belong to the people of paldea and I will not support their theft

I'm going to be doing the most disgusting, most degenerate, most obscene things this IML weekend: playing fighting games at combo breaker

Less than a decade ago

NEW: The Colorado Democratic Party has formally condemned and censured Governor Jared Polis for granting clemency to Tina Peters. Polis is hereby banned from speaking or being honored at party events. 90% of CDP central committee members voted to reprimand Polis.

skill issue. just do the worldbuilding/research and then not put it into the story this is not a joke. thinking out the implications but not explicitly enumerating them allows meaningful consistency without bogging your story down

"move to the center on transgender issues" you realize that is to """"the left""" of where we are now, right

Worth noting that this is actually a meta-question-- it's not "what policy do you think is good?" It's "what policy do you think other, imaginary people would think is good?" This encourages the "Everyone Think Like a Pundit Rather Than as a Citizen" disease that plagues political commentary.

Libs are really like, "Barney Frank was right. He's been advocating for an incremental approach to transgender rights for several decades now, dating all the way back to when transgender people had more rights."

As I wrote last week, this is a crisis. You're talking about like, some percentage of a million Americans uprooting their lives and moving: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

they put your man in the newspaper again www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...

Psychosexual breakdown happening at the Tucker Carlson merch store