give us more silent hill ascension

lmfao

There’s a funny Politico story showing that the latest polling on AI shows 80-20 in favor of heavy regulations, an absolute slam dunk platform, but Dems are worried about not winning back mask-off tech CEO donors www.politico.com/news/magazin...

“Police beats where peacekeepers are active saw a decrease in homicides of more than 63%, more than double the citywide average.” We know what works, and Shotspotter isn’t it.

By the way, Gavin Newsom is apparently raising money to fight AGAINST the billionaire tax. So thoughtful of him to come to their aid at this particular time in history,

god's most pitiful and downtrodden creature is a housecat denied wanted attention for longer than 15 seconds

And the cum wears off so you eventually have to dunk your head in yet another cum pit

A gestral and a minion talking filthy while one is throbbing inside the other

Blessings for the New Year.

And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time

2022 was an amazing time

using brx as a gender neutral "bro"

sorry i didn't fit the sum total of amassed human knowledge in that post. you're right to call me out. i'll do better next time

The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction

this is a script for how to try T without interfacing with the trans healthcare system if you're thinking of transitioning in that direction. it's not enough to drive a TON of change but it'll let you know if it's a road you want to take

Important reporting. All of these impossible registry requirements do nothing to help victims and only make us less safe.

visiting my mother in The Villages for Christmas and it's hilarious how much of the niceties these people enjoy are built upon effectively socialist policies 90% of them would fight to their death

Bill Murray calling Chevy Chase, to his face, “Medium talent”

So true bestie

Me reaping:

the long prophesied Final Discourse

DMing on Bluesky is so embarrassing, things get even slightly horny and you have to be like “ummm… excuse me… could we possibly move this to instagram so I can send you a photo please 👉👈”

Talk about a heated rivalry. 🔥 Movie: PROMARE from Hiroyuki Imaishi and Studio TRIGGER

everyone likes unlimited PTO until someone tries to use it

It happened again!

Merry Christmas. You will log.

There are like zero times this deflating gremlin talks to kids in a public fashion so it's really funny they chose the day after everyone mainlined a story about him being a pedo to do this lmao

thomas chatterton williams is like those troops who have to be found after the war is long over except instead of trying to win a war he is trying to get on the epstein plane

the random gay citizen from Avengers Endgame is back and since his husband is back they're divorced now

It's an advent calendar because adventually you eat all the chocolates

lol @ kavanaugh's hypothetical being "but what if *I* need the national guard"

The GOP "healthcare plan," if they ever come out with one, is going to be "Peloton is 80% off and only the rich get chemo." The point of RFKism is that healthcare is a consumer choice, and the right choice is Instagram woo. If you didn't go to the Equinox juice bar the ensuing cancer is your fault.

ooh, i know this one: the purpose of doge was to disrupt and not to save money

ms paint? baby's first 3d render?

You can very clearly see why someone whose job it is to protect war criminals would need this pulled from the airwaves: It’s visible proof the Trump administration is operating concentration camps.

I'm being censored for my views

ok i DO feel better | patreon.com/lubchansky

Bari Weiss is the first manager to ask her employees that she be able to talk to their manager

every story about this person reads the same she made a career claiming media was lazy & politically biased, having no clue how journalism works or the rigor involved in reporting. now in charge, she assumes she can easily produce her own lazy, politically biased work, but keeps running into walls

Master Shake voice: Goatse is forbidden

won’t show face on sniffies but will rsvp with full name to the orgy partiful

hey kid want to see something that’s extremely funny and extremely cursed at the same time

I see you laughing at Jake Paul and Andrew Tate and all I can think of is how you'll laugh once footage drops of someone reading more books than me :/

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

You've probably already seen it and sorry I can't/won't get back to every single tag, but I was among those that spoke to Edmond about the nature of concept art and the influence of AI Thank you so much again @edmondtran.bsky.social for the opportunity and giving us a voice __ (yes that is Fritz)

These weirdos have more photos with Epstein than I have with some of my best and oldest friends

Before - After 💕

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

can't wait for "gooning" to reach such a normie critical mass that people will use it to describe just having a really good iced latte