Finished Expedition 33 and I enjoyed it enough — certainly can’t see the life changing magic in it others do though

need to be hot enough that down bad reply guys will defend my every dumb take but slutty enough so that when people retort “he’s not gonna fuck you!!” they can say “no no he might”

one I forgot for the In/Out lists: OUT: Men who talk about cuddling like it’s a kink

[monday intensifies]

What’s your dumbest or lowest stakes New Year’s resolution? Mine is to actually undo my laces and not just slip my shoes off

I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Well, yes!" said Gandalf.

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

well, that’s that

Remembering when I tried to show my parents something on YouTube and didn’t scroll by my Watch Later playlist fast enough

most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of E•MO•TION in 2015

he stopped messaging after I replied to an ass pic with “you’re taking the gold medal at the breedability olympics”

most of today’s workout was just writhing around on the turf doing this

DMing on Bluesky is so embarrassing, things get even slightly horny and you have to be like “ummm… excuse me… could we possibly move this to instagram so I can send you a photo please 👉👈”

not thrilled to see photorealistic video gen AI gay porn exploding on my TL the past few days

My friend is posting about how he accidentally pocket-posted a full nude to IG story and now his account is being limited. Lmao but also new fear unlocked

won’t show face on sniffies but will rsvp with full name to the orgy partiful

I know waxing and sugaring exist but is there such a thing as like… a bush barber? Where the goal is shaping and maintenance than full clearing

Does anyone want to talk about how much Metroid Prime 4 sucks? Because I am just about finished and can’t believe how badly Nintendo dropped the ball

This is just like the musical ‘Company’ (I turned 35 today)

Does this photo I took of @kooraw.bsky.social count

How often could I get away with putting “it’s my birthday… you know what to do 👀” in my instagram story? I’m betting like every 70-80 days

local dance floor clown

I love when hot guys have their brains poisoned by engagement and just post pics of anything. This guy I follow just put up a selfie in a portapotty

dick from a guy wearing a BreatheRight strip to optimise performance and output

Folks I think this one’s a dud

Who needs to tidy up when you can haphazardly repair tool most of the mess

Influencers simply cannot shut the fuck up about cruising!!! www.thecut.com/article/crui...

For @thecut.com, I wrote about how the once-secret world of cruising has never been more out in the open—online, at least—and what that might mean for the community.

We don’t talk enough about how one of the hottest things a man can do is be 55+ years old

hmm are you hot enough to be this tiring *click media tab* sigh.... yes

mods asleep, post Pedro Pascal fagging out at the In the Heights broadway opening night

I’m sat

could not escape the pull of the Skims sale

If I saw these ads in the opening level of a sci fi game about eugenics I'd be like "ehhhh maybe too on the nose"

Majora’s Mask… Wind Waker!!!!

LOVE beef

Gay people putting their negative Wicked reviews on Close Friends, is it that serious

g’day folks

Is this image kind of horny or am I just a pervert

This man on IG put me on close friends and every other post is like “ hey guys send me some pics ;) or add me to 🌶️ telegram groups ;))” and it’s like my guy, maybe do some proactive flirting with the people you follow

Babe wake up there's a girthy hung travel-focused fitfluencer with a fat ass in tiny tight shorts doing radical horse cock acceptance body positivity content

however it’s intended, scrolling down someone’s profile or media tab and liking every post in succession always feels creepy and I wish guys would stop doing it

being a gay guy friends with other gay guys is kinda like this

love when a gay guy does a close friends grid post and you can go through the faves to find out who else is in the circle like yoohoo boys

@aminal_crossing on ig was banned for posting this

Broke: No Nut November Woke: Daily Jerk Off AMRAP

first openly suckable mayor