oh ok cause we were wondering

I don't have post nut clarity so much as I have pre nut psychosis

Fridays on this website

I like that they don’t even bother to put a child on the box anymore

saw a guy post a fuck vid on here with him displaying the worst stroke game I’ve ever seen lmao

accidentally dressed as a swim coach at the speedo party

wow is it Tips-Touch Thursday already

advertise your account with a simpsons image

Bought new shorts to further advertise my Australianness to guys at the gym

If I can be a smug Bluesky scold for a minute: Baby you’re so close to getting it

trying to remedy these weak hips

"Hey did you get that Elmo/Ramy social clip we talked about?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin flirtatious just like you asked for" "Wait what"

Wish I could bottle up the intense rush I feel when mentioning sand gay in a group of people and someone says “wait what’s sand gay”

I read the news today oh boy

Banning this word until gay guys can learn to act right

what do you mean your fetish is “Baseball Caps,” i will kill you.

This shit was coded by Satan himself, please please just use OF or JFF

the fact that I’m going to be fondly reflecting on milestones just like this across her career for the rest of my life

55 days ‘til Fire Island 📸 @kooraw.bsky.social

“Man I hope there are no kids at this showing” he thought to himself of the opening night Super Mario Galaxy Movie session he’d be attending today

A hot Brazilian man I kissed last year and hope to kiss again keeps posting AI images to his story… why must I be tested like this

Realising that a bunch of old coworkers followed me when I made this account and now I just post like a slut

Report: He Wearin’ a Little Tracksuit

Did we ever figure out why they were calling each other by their names

I for one think it’s a bit on the nose that the anti-trans LA Olympics will have events held in a theme park with a Harry Potterland

DM me if you look like this

the chef at this Sydney cafe was sending me subtle signals at breakfast

been in Sydney for two days and I am struggling

Maggie: Everything was beautiful at the ballet Zach: [disgusted] even war?

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If a man’s Partiful profile pic is shirtless he’s primarily using it to RSVP for orgies

if you, like me, will be on Fire Island — or anywhere with highly trafficked and sometimes under-chlorinated hot tubs — in summer may I humbly caution against this

here’s to another decade of loving and supporting one another as we find new and exciting ways to be annoying on the internet

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

much to unpack

There are actually 2x$100 prizes and they go to the first and second people to make the nude DJ cum respectively

Misspelled “fuck” responding to a phenomenal nude and it autocorrected to “yuck”

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

zoom for hairy shoulders

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if i dont post bulge i will fade away

It should be illegal for bears to have access to generative AI

I inadvertently learned while once down a cruising rabbit hole that gay white supremacist fetish accounts have a real hard on for Bradley pole showers because they are a symbol of “old masculinity”

we are so crazy lucky to be alive at the same time random Brazilian men are like “people online would like to see my dick. and I should show them”

This guy was a heartthrob Australian tv host in the early 2000s and I can’t describe my joy upon learning this is what he looks like now

NYC’s hottest club is back hair disco

gay guys whenever they mention ketamine on The Pitt