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Hello Chicago you are cold as shit

thirst-followed a guy through IG Who to Follow and then found out he’s 23

unprecedented levels of cozy

gym locker POV

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Pulling a man’s thong to the side is something that can be so personal

Nobody knows I’m listening to The Best of Phil Collins

what’s your sign?

Coming to Chicago as a tourist for the first time in a while and I need suggestions for fun things that aren’t standing next to the bean in double digit freezing weather

this guy has me on close friends and he’s been posting ass and speedo pics from the same photo shoot for 9 months

I want to give cumdumps the benefit of the doubt but someone at MAL is reporting having taken 36 loads on day 1 and I’m sorry I just don’t think that’s realistic

twitter is down so you know what that means: biannual underwear pics from hot guys who never jumped ship

a bunch of people replied calling me a twink so I archived it 🙃

Love the 2016 photo thing people are doing, love any trend where gay guys are like “check out how fuckable i used to look”

the name “stairmaster” implies the existence of a stairsub

Anecdotally seeing a lot of anti-hairy-ass sentiment lately

this room is the one part of the gym that isn’t completely packed

and if you didn’t take a photo at the gym today, reheating a previously prepared one is fine

Honey Sexistential

Finished Expedition 33 and I enjoyed it enough — certainly can’t see the life changing magic in it others do though

need to be hot enough that down bad reply guys will defend my every dumb take but slutty enough so that when people retort “he’s not gonna fuck you!!” they can say “no no he might”

one I forgot for the In/Out lists: OUT: Men who talk about cuddling like it’s a kink

[monday intensifies]

What’s your dumbest or lowest stakes New Year’s resolution? Mine is to actually undo my laces and not just slip my shoes off

I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Well, yes!" said Gandalf.

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

well, that’s that

Remembering when I tried to show my parents something on YouTube and didn’t scroll by my Watch Later playlist fast enough

most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of E•MO•TION in 2015

he stopped messaging after I replied to an ass pic with “you’re taking the gold medal at the breedability olympics”

most of today’s workout was just writhing around on the turf doing this

DMing on Bluesky is so embarrassing, things get even slightly horny and you have to be like “ummm… excuse me… could we possibly move this to instagram so I can send you a photo please 👉👈”

not thrilled to see photorealistic video gen AI gay porn exploding on my TL the past few days

My friend is posting about how he accidentally pocket-posted a full nude to IG story and now his account is being limited. Lmao but also new fear unlocked

won’t show face on sniffies but will rsvp with full name to the orgy partiful

I know waxing and sugaring exist but is there such a thing as like… a bush barber? Where the goal is shaping and maintenance than full clearing

Does anyone want to talk about how much Metroid Prime 4 sucks? Because I am just about finished and can’t believe how badly Nintendo dropped the ball

This is just like the musical ‘Company’ (I turned 35 today)

Does this photo I took of @kooraw.bsky.social count

How often could I get away with putting “it’s my birthday… you know what to do 👀” in my instagram story? I’m betting like every 70-80 days

local dance floor clown

I love when hot guys have their brains poisoned by engagement and just post pics of anything. This guy I follow just put up a selfie in a portapotty

dick from a guy wearing a BreatheRight strip to optimise performance and output

Folks I think this one’s a dud

Who needs to tidy up when you can haphazardly repair tool most of the mess

Influencers simply cannot shut the fuck up about cruising!!! www.thecut.com/article/crui...

For @thecut.com, I wrote about how the once-secret world of cruising has never been more out in the open—online, at least—and what that might mean for the community.