It really does feel like my current tech loadout, especially consoles, is not changing for many years to come

The insistent but non-specific nature of this sign really spoke to me

Sunrise Crew @formerbluecheck.bsky.social

bitches don’t know how to stay home

smoke em if you got em 🫧 📸: @formerbluecheck.bsky.social

I have never met a man with a Zelda tattoo who was not completely ran through (complimentary)

learning how to party from the Michigan boys @jennitolls.bsky.social

Bummed to be out of the city right now, nights like this are electric and unforgettable

This is like a Wile E. Coyote trap (that would work on many of you)

I wrote and hosted a full game of Gay Guy Jeopardy last night

reporting live from poolside

Zelda ugly

nothing I took to the fitting room worked but at least the light was good

yourself as a cartoon

Spent most of my time in Fire Island in various states of tracksuit

We were internet friends for a long time and IRL friends for a short time. What a wonderful kind soul, what a terrible loss

@ god please take this Fire React instagram button away from me I cannot use it responsibly

baby we’re so close to being on fire island again I can feel it

If only for the fact the regrowth feels like sandpaper. Like what are we doing guys

gm folks

Thrift store clerk made a little noise when going through the vinyls I was buying and saw Disco Evita

me when he posts a selfie with a hint of shaft on close friends

I have never read this book but I assume it’s about sexting the wrong man one time and enduring a lifetime of replies to random stories sent in hopes of starting it up again

on top of everything else, now I have to worry about incels perverting something so pure as the love between a man and a spectacular pair of low-hangers???

oh ok cause we were wondering

I don't have post nut clarity so much as I have pre nut psychosis

Fridays on this website

I like that they don’t even bother to put a child on the box anymore

saw a guy post a fuck vid on here with him displaying the worst stroke game I’ve ever seen lmao

wow is it Tips-Touch Thursday already

advertise your account with a simpsons image

Bought new shorts to further advertise my Australianness to guys at the gym

If I can be a smug Bluesky scold for a minute: Baby you’re so close to getting it

trying to remedy these weak hips

"Hey did you get that Elmo/Ramy social clip we talked about?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin flirtatious just like you asked for" "Wait what"

Wish I could bottle up the intense rush I feel when mentioning sand gay in a group of people and someone says “wait what’s sand gay”

I read the news today oh boy

Banning this word until gay guys can learn to act right

what do you mean your fetish is “Baseball Caps,” i will kill you.

This shit was coded by Satan himself, please please just use OF or JFF

the fact that I’m going to be fondly reflecting on milestones just like this across her career for the rest of my life

55 days ‘til Fire Island 📸 @kooraw.bsky.social

“Man I hope there are no kids at this showing” he thought to himself of the opening night Super Mario Galaxy Movie session he’d be attending today

A hot Brazilian man I kissed last year and hope to kiss again keeps posting AI images to his story… why must I be tested like this

Realising that a bunch of old coworkers followed me when I made this account and now I just post like a slut

Report: He Wearin’ a Little Tracksuit

Did we ever figure out why they were calling each other by their names