DM me if you look like this

the chef at this Sydney cafe was sending me subtle signals at breakfast

greetings from Sydney

been in Sydney for two days and I am struggling

Maggie: Everything was beautiful at the ballet Zach: [disgusted] even war?

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If a man’s Partiful profile pic is shirtless he’s primarily using it to RSVP for orgies

if you, like me, will be on Fire Island — or anywhere with highly trafficked and sometimes under-chlorinated hot tubs — in summer may I humbly caution against this

here’s to another decade of loving and supporting one another as we find new and exciting ways to be annoying on the internet

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

much to unpack

There are actually 2x$100 prizes and they go to the first and second people to make the nude DJ cum respectively

I’m cow

Misspelled “fuck” responding to a phenomenal nude and it autocorrected to “yuck”

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

zoom for hairy shoulders

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if i dont post bulge i will fade away

It should be illegal for bears to have access to generative AI

it’s phone day at the gym

I inadvertently learned while once down a cruising rabbit hole that gay white supremacist fetish accounts have a real hard on for Bradley pole showers because they are a symbol of “old masculinity”

we are so crazy lucky to be alive at the same time random Brazilian men are like “people online would like to see my dick. and I should show them”

This guy was a heartthrob Australian tv host in the early 2000s and I can’t describe my joy upon learning this is what he looks like now

NYC’s hottest club is back hair disco

gay guys whenever they mention ketamine on The Pitt

Love how no matter what I post there’s always at least one faceless account asking WHERES THE COCK

can’t believe there was a time I used the internet before i learned to take off my pants for attention

Motherdisco, 2025

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I love when horny gay guys put those science-ish memes in their IG stories in the hopes of kicking off sexting so I started making my own versions

this is really going to change how I play warhammer 40k

the only thing worse than begging to be on someone’s Close Friends is encouraging people en masse to beg to be on your Close Friends

does someone have that tweet that’s like “brave! This gay photographer challenges gender norms by exclusively shooting muscular white men”

son what do ya say we head out back and toss the old foreskin around

who will finance my new production of Jesus Christ Superstar

#SuperbholeSunday omg who started this

I saw this ad on tv in 2002

@jaxjaxson99.bsky.social my money’s on you FYI. How are the daily totals coming along?

Briefly breaking my “no prediction markets” stance to make a Kalshi bet on which Atlantis Cruise cumdump will end the week with the most loads

A better way to put this would be to say: someone whose intent is not exchange but instead to extract as many photos and videos from you as possible

something deeply sinister about sexting someone and their immediate response is like “that’s hot, you should send me many, many more photos asap”

Every day is just horrors upon horrors and also a new algorithmically-distributed Brazilian man who is somehow even hotter than yesterday’s

I hope you are following me for my thoughts and opinions

Hello Chicago you are cold as shit

thirst-followed a guy through IG Who to Follow and then found out he’s 23

unprecedented levels of cozy

gym locker POV

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Pulling a man’s thong to the side is something that can be so personal

Nobody knows I’m listening to The Best of Phil Collins