Mother Robyn Mother Robyn mother Robyn Mother Robyn

Feeling very Maxxinista in the way that I am cleaning the kitchen and really maximizing our kitchen cabinets, but not the TJ Maxx savvy shopper way

Seeing Robyn again tonight 🤪

Hey Polaroid it would be really awesome if you stopped making stupid accessories and actually focused on making more film so it’s not always out of stock 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 thanks!

About to see Robyn live for the first time and I’m truly floating. I’ve wanted to see her for YEARS. 2026 you’re looking real good 😭😭😭♥️

Kinda sucks that Zohran has to start working on New Years like damn sorry my dude

Midnight is sooo late. I’m so bored rn

In 2026 I hope people learn the difference between a duck and a goose. I like ducks. I don’t give two fucks about a goose. Do NOT send me goose content!!

Glam Award Best Bathroom goes to Good Judy

And I got one of these originals 🙂‍↕️

Rude Polaroids Top Polaroids of 2025 ⬇️

When I’m in my room and my roommate hears the Polaroid go off…

Snow day yeah yeah

Collabs I need to happen: Robyn and Addison Rae Lorde and Addison Rae

Ohhhhhh taking the train home while it’s snowing out >>>> yeah yeah 🙂‍↕️

“I’m going to give you $20 for the train home but ONLY if you buy wine at the cafe cart” My god I love my father 🥹

HONK HONK @musclemark.bsky.social

We as a community need to do everything in our power to keep Ryan Murphy away from Connor Storrie

DMing on Bluesky is so embarrassing, things get even slightly horny and you have to be like “ummm… excuse me… could we possibly move this to instagram so I can send you a photo please 👉👈”

Hi

Rude Boy Big Guy Pants Ok

I can fit in my niece’s car seat…ok skinny legend

ANON

📸 by @rudepolaroids.bsky.social 💖💖🥹💖💖

Having 3 martinis with my Dad >>>>>>>

Whenever I’m drunk I take a selfie jumping in the air in the back aisle of the bodega

SCREAMING Ribs back at Lorde tonight with best friends was very healing

Another One (work holiday party) thank you!

Good Morning my angels

Tyra Banks at Vers bar on Tuesday lmao. Do NOT eat the tater tots girl!!

What’s her name

Shipping these babes out today! I still have a few prints available and can ship out before the holidays. DM me :)

Saw someone I didn’t want to see in the dark room last night

Eating a leftover burrito in your bathrobe >>>

My brother having a bitters company comes in handy because I always have a perfect lil gift to bring to friends apartments 🤭 Crudebitters.com

Oomf was flexing his arms while he fucked me and all I could think was “SpongeBob big guy pants ok”

Friday Mood Board

Turtleneck season

There’s a bar closing in my neighborhood that would be the perfect space for a gay bar. Please please please some rich gay buy it. We need a gay bar in Prospect Lefferts/Flatbush area!!

Rich

Chicago has too many hot oomfs that should be in Brooklyn

Happy Anniversary to the best text I have ever received ♥️

Hi sisters

⚔️ @plutosinferno.bsky.social

Hello. May I offer you some Duckxypep?

He’s so cute 😭. Perfect gift from my sister @willkellogg.bsky.social

Oh tonight is such a hehehe🤭 night. I hope my sisters are ready

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