✨ Last night was a Girls episode ✨

Being on both sides of close friends of a gay couple (I’m acquaintances with, not friends) that just broke up and are both posting messy stories. God this must be what heaven is like

Yuh

In honor of seeing Ari tonight here’s me screaming like Toad back in 2019 after hearing her riff. Toad Ryan will be in full effect tonight TRUST 🫡

@ajjordanphoto.bsky.social 10 Year Nightlife Anniversary at Cmon last night

Getting tattoos at the bar/drag show >>>

So there’s insane bop I forgot about…

I love going to another city and being like “omg I could soooo live here 😍” But then once I get back home I’m like “wait jk NYC is soooo that girl”

Pit Stop @plutosinferno.bsky.social

2 vodka sodas $14 oh Chicago I love you

Shouldn’t have smoked before the bar because I genuinely saw myself and thought wow that guy kinda looks like me

Waiting for my sister to come out of the dark room at the Chicago Eagle so I can order us McDonald’s but my sister is taking too long.

School is in session

Sisters what are we doing tonight?

Now that my brother left…I can clean his fucking house

Do I go out tonight 🫦

If you’re FaceTiming someone while boarding a plane, I should be able to slap you

Voicemails for Isabelle!!

Mentally preparing myself for the (insane/not logical/will never understand) 1 hour time difference of Chicago that my lil brain will have to comprehend for the next week 😖🙂‍↔️

HAHAHAHA I’m on the left

Confessions On A Dance Floor

Maddie’s Secret so fab

USPS losing like 7 of my orders I shipped to people 🤬🤬🤬. I literally hate them so much

It’s always Strict Old Gay Summer when you live with Will Kellogg ♥️

🤍 @mrcarsonbates.bsky.social

A lot of you haven’t listened to Marry Me (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) and it shows!!

Salt and vinegar chips on a tuna sandwich >>>

Desperately craving this

Dudes

Watching Shark movies on 4th of July >>>

Mommy knew I missed her and came running!!

A few months ago I met up with friends at a bar after a hookup. I had lube, poppers and my fleshlight in a tote bag with me. We ended up going to 2 other bars and when I got home at 4am I realized I didn’t have my bag with me. Every single day I wonder who found my fleshlight 😭

Disco Pig @corpish.bsky.social @nastypig.bsky.social

Last night with @corpish.bsky.social ✨

Might start carrying a parasol around…

Happy Birthday Rat Roommate @willkellogg.bsky.social !!

Chicago oomfs who like oysters…where should I go and are you joining me next week? 🦪👀

SEND DUCK PICS

Omg West Wilson just walked by me

Pride is over. Pack it up fruits!

Lemon, Ricotta & Asparagus with marinated chickpeas, pistachios and basil 😋

Just filed small claims against that nasty ugly old twink. 👩🏼‍⚖️👩🏼‍⚖️👩🏼‍⚖️

Currently in Hell (the post office)!!!

Honestly yeah bring an entire pizza to the bar. Everyone will love you and everyone will have a slice.

Spending my time at this pride party telling everyone how good Office Romance is >>>

New JLo romcom on Netflix? Oh happy pride to meeeeeee

Happy Pride

Duck pic thread ⬇️