Can y’all watch him while I go smoke?

Luxx Noir London

Had an edible and steam cleaned my shower last night… haven’t felt joy like that in awhile…

Help me

Today is a perfect day to watch Hilary Duff in Raise Your Voice

i am a rainbow and so can you

Why do assistants love to ask for a “quick call” when they could have already asked the question over email/text???

M - On display at Loom + Ten Gallery in San Francisco through Dec 3rd

Can’t stop singing “Sex toys, butt plugs, lube inside” to myself

Sunday Morning

Andrew Cuomo

Disco Butt @discovalentinex.bsky.social

ZOHRANNNNN

Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.

I really think we should be allowed to do this to Andrew Cuomo in Times Square so we can all call him a big loser and stick our tongues out at him. Would pay top dollar.

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

I accidentally added some random runner to my marathon tracker as I was adding friends to watch and I keep getting updates on her. So Shannon O if you’re reading this congrats on finishing Diva. You’re awesome xx

Dad

Hair will look nasty for the next week as I have to put antibiotic cream on my head wound (covered for your protection)!!

Tan Line @leafhoee.bsky.social On display at Loom + Ten Gallery in San Francisco through Dec 3

Playing a fun game (for the foreseeable future) with my roommate called “hey can you look at my head again” after falling down the stairs at 42nd st Thursday night and cutting my head open :)

Emil Wakim if you’re reading this i am free on thursday night. if you would like to hang out i am free on thursday night when i am free to hang out. i am free to hang out on thursday night so if you want to hang out on thursday night i am free.

Good Judy Bathroom you will always be famous

Kinda addicted to watching Midwest moms cook dinner for their family of 8 on tiktok

I love the sound of a wooden candle wick burning but sometimes it’s like ok now ur just being annoying you know what I mean?

If you were at the Sniffies circle jerk where the couch broke, please know that we are sisters for life ♥️. Full Ep of The Big Cunty Couch out now youtu.be/_-R2iik-x2Q?...

Addicted to my weekly corporate lunch slop (Naya)

Stopped by to see this a couple days ago! Definitely check it out SF friends

“Cape Cod isn’t that in Africa? Bottom of Africa yeah” “No it’s in England” Biting my tongue so hard at this gay bar right now eavesdropping!!

I Love Our Sex: A Polaroid Manifesto is now on view at Loom + Ten Gallery through December 3 in San Francisco

Walk into The Edge and first song that plays is Diet Pepsi SF GETS ITTTTTT

Made a playlist for the opening tonight. Clicked shuffle and play first song that come on is Diet Pepsi OH YEAH 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

How many glasses of wine will I have at my opening tonight?? Any guesses! ⬇️

I Love Our Sex: A Polaroid Manifesto

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:’) Still pretty cool to see my name/work up in a gallery (specifically a queer gallery 🥹) window

Hi SF 🌁

TSA put all my film through the Xray after I asked them to hand check it. oh im so ready to fight

Gay guys love to text me “my instagram was deleted what do I do?!” When they posted full dick on their story

Moms love to text you that someone from your neighborhood when you were 5 years old died

Saw one of my daughters at a house party :’)

What if we kissed in the Dragwagon? 🥺

Surprise I’m having another gallery! I Love Our Sex: A Polaroid Manifesto - Opening next Friday at Loom + Ten Gallery in San Francisco and runs through December 3rd. “I never learned about sex. So I taught myself”

See you next week San Francisco 👀🤭

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs. Our new ad just aired during Survivor.