she gives me Sherie Rene Scott and I’m obsessed

have returned to both new york and my regular mirror

midway through the third Elena Ferrante Neapolitan novel and every man in this series has been a disappointment so Enzo Scanno I need you to come through for me baby

💙💙💙

gave my niece a gift card and someone was like “see, you can buy anything you want with that” and she pointed to the dollar amount in the corner and was like “well, you have to buy within the budget” ok fiscally responsible diva

“soooooo true” me when I haven’t listened to a single word you’ve said

the way these divas carry the cookie tin, like wow what a star

walking around the suburb I grew up in like woah this is Lynchian as fuckkkkkkk

could not have laughed more at Shane’s mother being like “ok gay boys, let’s figure out how we can make brand deals from you two sucking and fucking” like ally behavior tbh

done with the gay hockey boy show

blah blah blah you know the drill

you know, jingle bells! Santa Claus and ho ho ho and mistletoe and presents to pretty girls

frosty the snow woman

8:30pm at your parent’s house feels like 2am anywhere else

full year of my silly little gym goal and I only dropped a weight on myself one time

they should have To Leslie’d Miss Piggy for this performance

Rose after having dinner with Shane

caught up on the gay hockey show and wow I feel like I could lift a car

watched this for the first time last night and they should have given her a gun

well this was delightful……….jasmine amy ROGERS💜

daya betty “conSTRUCTION paper” son or sasha velour “taking a classic silhouette” daughter

Susie Wiles is like Elaine Stritch’s Wario

legally I think Kathy Bates should be allowed to hobble his evil fucking ass

ok well this feels personal

Chunky, if you’re listening to me, you have to google the moon

too much conversation about what a random gay guy had to say about a tv show meanwhile I am the only random gay guy whose opinion matters bc I am always and objectively correct about everything………………………..so jot that down ☝️☝️☝️

the second Knives Out was more of a miss than not but I thought this one was pretty great. it’s not as fun or funny as the first one but the melancholy tone is really affecting. there’s a scene towards the middle where Josh O’Connor (aided by a cameo I won’t spoil) does some incredible work

I will say that if my accurate gay representation is actually the Rachel Sennott show, I will personally be passing on that with all love and light 😌

How it feels to not have an opinion on Jordan Firstman

cold out btw

liked both/posting both

I actually love this cover because it lets me imagine a big wrecking ball coming along and knocking all these sociopathic vulture freak shows off the beam 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Lisa Barlow saying she never wants to hear about Greece or Greeks again, you just created a million Angie Katsanevases

💚💚

something so disconcerting about a twink addicted to posting front facing video Instagram stories……..like my love, must we always be talking?

‘cause I’m too Ella, then I’m too fucking McCay

scored at the gay clothing swap tbh

cannot stop thinking about Audra McDonald being at Britani Bateman’s 54 Below show

have not done a single thing all day

found this really lovely throughout and then the last 25 minutes just walloped me emotionally. fantastic script, perfect cast- I’m so sad it closes Sunday because I want more people to see it!

putting my hair up in a messy bun, saying “fierce is fierce hunni”, and handling it

sick twisted and NASTY for it to be this cold outside with still no snow

reading the Kate Bush biography and learning that she was a big stoner……..one of the many ways we are alike of course

it’s soooooo fucking cold out btw

hey sis it’s christmas

Madame Morrible, flip it around……….Waking (the) Witch!!!

if you are in the waiting room of a doctor’s office with your child get them a pair of fucking headphones so I don’t have to hear them blast TikToks for the next hour, oh my fucking goddddddddd

Sherie Rene Scott I will avenge you for what they did to you

Replay/Wrapped days are actually vital resource gathering for me to learn who the quiet Swifties in my life are……..like I don’t judge you and your life choices but I will note that I have to watch what I say around you 🤐🤐🤐