frog and toad as napkins

thorgy thor activates such powerful pleasure centers in my brain, like my god I am obsessed with her

hiiii

Juicy Love Dion the woman that you are

Taylor Trensch and James Scully on Gilded Age S4 and maybe they kiss? Just spitballing here idk………

me when I’m the chef in Ratatouille

she’s as wrong as the rest of them but I love the confidence with which Kristen expresses her wrongness

Johnny and Tara

I’m obsessed with Johnny and Tara but my god neither of them is the sharpest crayon in the box

Raising a glass to Dorlinda this evening

I simply do not care about Ryan Murphy’s latest output but as a Stereophonic fan I am happy for Sarah Pidgeon

Just a quick note that if you did the ol' seal clap when the police roughed up student protesters on campuses across the US, you don't get to now be horrified by the entirely predictable downstream outcome. archive.ph/MZJVG

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

the sheer amount of dog shit being revealed in all the piles of finally melting snow

Amy Poehler talking about how Jonathan Groff lifted her up when he gave her a hug

Jill Zarin out for that flop rhony reboot, Ramona Singer next

if you look like this please DM me, it’s an emergency

There are Emmy winning comedies that aren’t as funny as the Thorgy/Bob “love Pink!” clip

society has moved beyond the need for Jill Zarin

Lola Young doing the halftime show like “cause I’m too super, then I’m too fucking bowl”

Benito Bowl so good it made Ella McCay the second best thing I watched today

Bad Bunny being a Little Monster only makes him hotter to me

love her and this was so fun but it was giving a little white girl who plays Rose in Bye Bye Birdie in high school

when he winked at the camera I started giggling and kicking my feet

Kathryn Hahn saying “here, hold my Oikos”

Ella MoiCay

she should have played Ella McCay

“y’all know I’m Canada down”- actors auditioning for regional productions of Come From Away

Darlene Mitchell drag race look joining the Katya potholder look in the pantheon of looks I want to wear just for fun

taking a moment on this cold cold evening to appreciate the fabulousness of Darlene Mitchell

attended my first opera and would you believe this was me sitting in the balcony

braving the cold to attend an opera because sometimes you must simply Suffer For The Culture darling

girl I’m bored let’s greenlight a new season of the muppet show @disney

We are Myki Meeks, we carry the flame

I am obsessed with the way Myki Meeks says “a little bit of reading, a little bit of shade” at the start of Untucked

Athena Dion you will never be Angie Katsanevas………..know that

Juicy and Nini are such incredible runway queens, like goddamn

Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.

sure seems like they thought the press would ignore like most of the deranged stuff trump says

May December (2023, dir. Todd Haynes)

some of you doubted my husband but I stood by my man and I was right to

that little “beard” comment………oh the “queenie gay men irk me” popped right out

“a snake not a traitor” mama I’m sorry that is a distinction without a difference

“Tree out of tree” Maura on Traitors saying the phrase “three out of three”

Johnny Weir I’m finding myself growing quite fond of you

Eric on Traitors…………so is he family

a (non-exhaustive) list that I started like two years ago and made some updates to today………the way Mr Disney needs to give me a call

The Muppets are real and no one can tell me otherwise.

taking pictures of the muppet show special like I’m at a concert