and than Baja Blast Blue quickly showed up on the menus of eight different fast food chains…

ok grl, that’s just afters…

baby i know your last name…

Orville Peck “Maybe This Time” changing “lady peaceful” to “mister peaceful”…immediate Hague.

Ethical Culture, i have heard of it…

grains in a salad save me…save me, grains in a salad…

go on, put those pearls on Gay Guy…

Untitled Queen lipsynching to recordings of Kevin Killian reading his poetry…there are “art queens” and there is Her.

packing Emergency Blow for the five hour play.

Tboy Wrestling Embezzlement Scandal, perfect modernity mad libs

one of my favorite past times is teaching fully grown adult men basic communication skills.

Carry Nation’s vibes last wknd

oh Public Records is SICK of you 🚬s

no shade to Cale, but all the reviews saying how horny/sexy this show is is just further proof how Theater People do not fuck

many TERFS want what a secondary character in a comic Strauss opera had…

Night at the Opera

update

things might be finally looking up for me (found the nose hair trimmer i’ve been looking for for months)

first thing’s first, you never have to apologize for always being the grl offering me blow

Nightlife Rules are i can smoke inside any bar/club Char hands me her joint in.

in a Herstorical Gay Guy Apartment (where i watched the “Big Little Lies” s1 finale)

ok real talk did Linklater build a LOTR hobbit-style oversized Sardis bar to make Hawke look like a shortie

Bway grlies, “Liberation” is a must-see, yah?

retail therapy (buying Macy Rodman merch)

i’m sorry but the Bway cherry picker remains undefeated

immaculate as ever

objectively one of the most insane things i have put myself through and still tore severely, i fear

on a slightly more sincere note, a different ex of mine used to make me feel like a burden in nightlife spaces. tonight i’m texting with all our best djs for my job and friendship and no one even knows his name ☺️

canceled on a Gay Guy to make a stew

like i’m trapped in a very Brooklyn Romcom, i find myself producing the wedding of my recent ex’s good friends.

i actually don’t hate Gay Halloween i just hate Halloween.

in my Hot Topic bag

just when i needed it

me, most days, about the last year of my life

this couple trying to entice me with “we’ll both take turns bottoming” like that doesn’t just sound like twice the work…

straights even appropriate our abjective self-loathing…

doing Feminism at the Tech Conference (making sure only women get the mic during Q&A)

this way to Gender

working on a team made up entirely of nightlife Gay Guys and women in blazers and strong red lips to run this conference like the fucking military

had to be up at 3.30a this morning for a gig but i’ve been training for this for a while via raving.

grl not the Regal Ticket Fee Settlement almost clearing three figures…

seated

when was the last time i was in philly not for sexual tourism…

should i d*se for David Byrne tn

every time i rewatch “Silence of the Lambs”

auspicious Thursday Omen

just want to text Gay Guys about Macy Rodman

Nadine Sierra out, should i kms