I’ve never heard of a George Glass at our skyüle

So how’s everyone’s Friday

Bad news day for the coconut crabs!!!!

Wake up babe new Samara Joy just dropped!!!

So there’s this perfect live album…

I’m so glad Dorinda’s realtor is getting her flowers

Who would have thought hell’s kitchen’s hottest destination is the pornhub themed kebab restaurant

I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

Masterful gambit sir 🫩🙄

How did everyone do on today’s connections? 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

So what’s everyone getting for lunch?

Anyway what did everyone have for breakfast today?

Ahh I see we’re still protesting Kamala Harris instead of the current occupant at 1600 Pennsylvania… has anyone checked on that cockroach Jill Stein?

Uhm I think I just had the best martini of my life?????

She was insaaaaane for this four track run

We need a Love Island where everyone is bi

“People in covfefe houses should throw covfefe” ~Melania Trump

I’m just disappointed that we don’t have a British Chinese takeaway in NYC

Drilling teeth when I should be getting raptured ://///

Forgot to get my brows done for the rapture :/

Omg I can’t believe Dua messaged me from her secret account 😍😍😍😍😍😍🙂‍↕️

Only 1 person in the whole study went from identifying as trans to not identifying as trans. The 1/5 number came from youth going between the binary and non-binary spectrum. This headline and post are misleading on purpose to fit the economist's editorial bent on the political issue.

STOP MAKING EPISODES ABOUT THIS CHOPPED FREAK MY GODDDDDDD

maybe you could be the one to make me stay… … … … LET’S GO!!!!

Dua: “don’t say I don’t do anything nice for you all” Also Dua: *brings out Lenny Kravitz*

Okay but straight girls should not be allowed to bring their boyfriends to Dua

Maybe I should have waited until after San Gennaro to have gotten rid of my stache #Italianx

Summoning circle hope this works Dua covering Native New Yorker tonight

Dupi Lupi tonight omg!!!

Seven years of bad luck to the girl in the aisle seat that let half the fucking plane off before she stood up

I was so worried

Never flying American again. Shitty ass airline.

Will never forgive her for dropping Tension ♊️ last year to distract us from the lack of 30th anniversary vinyls

Fire island house mother just hit the group chat with the “we’re not renewing next year”

It gets worse… Olivia Nuzzi has a platform again 🫥

They arrested my boy Brad Lander AGAIN!???

It’s getting even weirder 🫠

So yeah this is the bad place

Me when someone asked what I got in organic chemistry II the first time I took it because I was pledging a frat that semester:

D and it’s not even close

Cunty house piano at mantamar iktrrrrrrr

Every picture I see of him is always like 👁️👄👁️ have we checked him for exophthalmos????

This mf and Peter Thiel are really the antichrist huh

Too much Republican makeup at DFW

Instant classic

Oomf at the Kylie Minogue fashion exhibit and I’m not….

538 electoral votes for the candidate that bans the my heart will go on x slut pop remix

Kristin Chenoweth needs to put her damn phone down before I sell my Queen of Versailles tickets

This is so fucking deeply unserious 🙄🙄🙄🙄