There’s always some bullshit with the BDFM trains 😒😒😒😒

And y’all will still complain about having to brush and floss daily

Lowk feel like #her rn

Second time in a tux in a week: Bowties: 2 Me: 0

She looks like the music is her new religion

Girl stfu you’re part of the reason we’re in this mess

Daytime Horsemeat disco????

Wish it was the Euphoria snake

Bamboozled into booking the Spanish equivalent of Spirit back to New York… no blanket, no food, no beverages, no wifi PRAY FOR ME

Save me Diet Coke from Casa Loewe

Top 10 Kylie… Light Years Where Is The Feeling Automatic Love Miss A Thing Chocolate Love At First Sight Shocked The One One Last Kiss Come Into My World

Final night in BCN

At a Persian wedding in a Spanish castle

está bien

Bouncer rejected us from the club for wearing shorts meanwhile he’s in a fucking brooks marks matching set #tacky

Crossed an ethical boundary* tonight *ate foie gras :(

Cannot wait to be blitzed on tinto de verano this weekend

Drunk off the JFK terminal 8 Eataly martinis ama

Dozens impacted :’(

That’s right bc she’s going to be on Confessions II Deluxe Edition

Natalie Merchant and chill?

Kylie Minogue overcoming breast cancer TWICE my god take that woman’s pain multiply it by 30 and give it to Trump

Became a doctor 5 years ago today and I need to retire or change careers pronto 😩

Today is my last day as an attending and I’m lowkey emotional but also kind of relieved because jfc this generation is kind of cooked…

I’ve had two gnats fly into my eye in the last week and that’s two more than in the last 20+ years wtf

Caviar is to 2026 as bacon was to 2016

HELLO??

Jesus fucking christ

Stefani Germanotta you will always be famous!

Sitting 5 feet away from Gaga’s mom I’m screaming

Walking into the Mayhem Requiem movie premiere that Joanne Trattoria catered 🤩🤩🤩🤩

Get this gay ass shit off my screen

Wait there are actually people out there defending the annoying solidcore gay?

Not a gnat flying into my eye like it’s fucking 2002 again

Gods favorite bc the bodega rang up my hot bar as a small soup 🥹🫶🏼

Me and my Italian sister this is a family heirloom taken in Sicily back in 1929 @bradleycosta.bsky.social

rise bar and grill is the khia asylum

Fuck issa sundæ

I fucking hate the Instagram flash filter bc wtf do you mean I look 20 times hotter in it

2:46 AM and the HK Taco Bell is playing Unstoppable by THEE Kylie Minogue

My fantastic 4 btw

I think we moved on from the Conan Gray album too fast

Leaving Barry’s with all the free samples of whatever random brands they’re collaborating with

I’m sorry we need to sink that damn boat

Ohhhhh biiiiiiitch

Office asked me to use ambient recording for AI to write my notes and I spent more time editing said notes after AI wrote them than I normally do writing them on my own…

Halloween came early I guess

Me when I try and impress bubonic plague era trade with those shoes

So disappointed in Schiaparelli