$160 for T*ys P*rty tickets fuck them kids

The final 3:20 of the 12” version scratches my brain in a way that should be studied for generations

we need Cher to call back into cspan

Bring back tap tap revenge lady gaga edition

This bitch named her album crayons…

𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒾𝓃 𝓆𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓇 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒶

Some days you’re doing just fine and then boom you remember they drained the Aral Sea and now it’s a desert with toxic dust

Had an out of body experience when it finally hit me that Confessions came out TWENTY years ago…

Jen Shah getting released under Trump and not Biden… makes you wonder!!!

I don’t care if something good happened to another country it should be happening to the United States instead!!!!!!!

MTG!?

Another Friday

Fuck you to NYRR and a bigger fuck you to TikTok for making running trendy 😒😒😒😒😒

Everyone getting selected for the NYC half marathon and I’m still ~pending~ 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

Should I just run for it at this point

Unfortunately I have a new vocal stim…

Me when I scroll past the fifth video of a pregnant man working as a maid for some corporate lady

Now why are we requesting Berghain during drag su*c*de😭😭😭

Thinking about the time that Idina Menzel sold out 3 Dollar Bill for her album launch party…

The gag of the century!

She was actually crazy for this 😭😭😭

It demands Peter Thiel

I need Zohran Mamdani to take over Meadow Lane as a city-run grocery store

Rochelle Jordan in a Donna Summer biopic when????

Girl what the fuck is a hyrox

I’m one inconvenience away from regrowing a middle part and buying my own dental practice

Happiest with a beer

Stop bringing children to breweries!!!!!!

I thought that that was quite straaaange

I’m sorry but not a transplant asking me if the L goes to Fulton… bitch this is a Brooklyn bound train

I’m gonna catch a LOT of hate for this…. but…. A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out to Pretty. Odd.

Thank god the Botox I did on myself Thursday is starting to kick in

Me talking about Peter Thiel

This is the first post that loaded when I opened tumblr this morning

You mean people are actually swooning over meadow lane…?

☎️ Calling in swole tomorrow

*Lily Allen voice* “who the fuck is bubba”

How good was the Clinton cock?????😭😭😭😭😭😭

LIGHT YEARS VINYL REISSUE RUMORS OH MY GODDDDDD BULLYING POP STARS WORKS!!!!!!!

Why are all the contactless payment kiosks at the bodegas showing up as “the epoch times”

I can’t believe that Shandi from ANTM went on to write Preacher’s Daughter

Isn’t it crazy how this is the best song ever created and no artist has been able to make a better song the last 14 years???

When you’re 3 martinis deep and the restaurant turns on The Best of Sade

Hoo ya navy!!!!!

I need Peter Thiel locked inside a cage dangling over an active volcano I’m not even joking

Ever since I was a little kid I knew I wanted to log on to an authenticator app to submit a service ticket

Things that scratch my brain in all the right ways: the transition from forbidden love into jump

Okay I thought I needed to find a gastro but it turns out I need to stop eating David bars :(

Dominique inique inique

ABSOLUTELY NOT