someone needs to hire me be because i am a nice person with a lot to offer!!!!!!!!!!

did cupping on my back and i look absolutely insane rn

and sometimes you need a bowl of buttered pasta at 12:30am

people that live above me having the most performative *** ive ever heard in my life for the last thirty five minutes

had such a lovely little time twirling with my sisters this evening ✨

the coat check and brooklyn steel chop CITY

also again i love valentines day cause seeing all of you in these happy relationships with your hot boyfriends and full of love is so cute

now who is gonna be my oomfintine at mother disco this afternoon!!!

dying for you charlotte xcx your ability to crank out these longing pop songs

west and ciara potentially getting back together on summer house this season i am foaming at the mouth

fifty degrees tuesday i have prayed for times like this

tomorrow marks the end of the second half of my saturn return and let me tell you it sure feels like it !!!!!!!

dating men continues to be a deeply annoying experience

good morning! fuck AI

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

listening to this bad bunny album i am scaling the walls of the building we have arrived on levels previously unknown

lady gaga tonight:

no i was CRYING

half time show toreeeeeeeeee

I AM SOBBING

candiace looking boston rob in the eyes and going "i know they have more sense in boston than this"

wearing seven layers to go to the corner and get a snack and some of you sick people like the winter

you kinda couldn’t even pay me to go outside rn

the shearling in my uggs i found in my closet is pretty much gone and i look at the weather app to see this shit who is buying me new uggs

happy friday divas

you all can have that fuck ass man

see you all next season for traitors civilians !

genuinely at the point where im like any man that wants me and looks like west from summer house goes to the front of the line

made it to season eight of summer house and i don’t think a man from bravo has ever made me need him as much as west has made me need him

hit the **** *** one two many times and it feels like a great time to start the original pokemon anime from the beginning

fuck that rat

let cher get off the stage she doesn’t wanna be there anymore

REGINA KING

came out in 2024 btw

some people are being weird rn

STEFANI GERMANOTTA YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

greatest artist of all fucking time stefani joanne angelina germanotta

THE CATEGORY IS DANCE OR DIE

STEFAANNNIIIIIIII

oh this was like his abracadabra commercial okay

icee outtttt iktttfrrrr

chappell does not want to be there i live for her sorry

need addison to do fame is a gun for the broadcast

the sab performance was everything

but now im crying on the phone, swearing nothing's wrong, blame it onnnn, uhhh uhhhh uhhh uhh uhhhhh current affiaaarrrrsssssss

Gaga will win AOTY tonight, Gaga will win AOTY tonight, Gaga will win AOTY tonight, Gaga will win AOTY tonight

omg the grammys are tonight ??

everything is embarrassing by sky ferreira the theme of today’s disassociate playlist is NOSTALGIA

juicy love dion high key one of the best lip syncers to ever grace that stage